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| Topic | What the fuck is this copypasta |
| GbanyaGanja43 11/23/18 1:44:33 AM #5 | On thanksgiving today I drank a whole gallon of milk in a whole day and I could feel my bones expand. At first I thought I was just full from the milk, but my skin started to form stretch marks and I was visibly wider. I didn't know what was happening but I had an uncontrollable urge to drink more milk. I drove into the nearest gas station and literally ripped the door off the rifrigerated section containing the milk. I started chugging gallon after gallon of milk standing right there in the store, my skin ripping at the seams. The cashier ran over to stop me but I swatted him aside and in one clean blow he landed across the room, shattering every bone in his pathetic meat suit. There was nothing left of him but a wet bloody puddle deprived of structure. I never thought I had it in me to kill but by now I had ascended beyond petty morality. As I finished my eighth gallon it felt as though my stomach would rupture. My ribs broke out of my chest like a baby xxenomorph. My finger bones had grown through my hands a white nub could be seen protruding from my nose. My face was so stretched over my now massive skull I looked like Jenny McCarthy. My biceps and muscles were hard and calcified. My boner now had a bone. I finished my twelfth gallon and began screaming and flexing, my skin tearing around my robust skeletal frame. With one final push I shed my meat chrysalis. I was free. I didn't even use the door I simply walked out the wall of the gas station. Mortar and stone yielded to my mighty calcium. The cops were already there. In terror they began firing at me but even lead is no match for calcium. I walked straight toward one, reached down his throat and pulled his skeleton from his flesh sheath. With his bone I assembled a mighty claymore sword. With a single swing I cleaved the Earth in twain and descended into the inky black. Here I wait until the time I'm called into service for the great skellington war. --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | I EMBARRASSED this BANGIN hot nurse today |
| GbanyaGanja43 10/31/18 8:02:13 PM #1 | I stroked my neck's beard. The butterfly IV withdrew a deep crimson, filling a test tube. Centrifuging my blood, my vitae, would test for adult-onset diabetes, for which they will say my Doritos lust is the cause. The nurse placed the red vials in their slots on the circle. With a twinkle in my eye and a loose thread on my fedora, I asked of the nurse, "Quick, what's this centrifuge's revolutions per minute?" She said she didn't know. A grin curved along my face. "I was just wondering. I can see how fast it goes with some simple angular velocity equations. Centripetal force given the mass of my blood and the tube and all that. But you wouldn't know that, would you? I bet you couldn't even tell me what the acceleration due to gravity is, could you?" A tear blinked out of her eye. "Nine point eight one meters per second squared." --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | All hail Corporal Wojtek, the only bear to serve in WWII |
| GbanyaGanja43 10/23/18 5:57:25 PM #4 | Zikten posted... that article says he smoked or ate ciggerates Looks like Nazis werent the only thing he smoked --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | My professor wrote that I used "sexist language" for using mankind |
| GbanyaGanja43 10/21/18 8:07:08 PM #68 | Thats what happens when you take plebeian classes. STEM or bust --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | Every game you ever want free, or R2D2 |
| GbanyaGanja43 10/21/18 4:41:50 AM #11 | RD2 wont even be better than free fortnite --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | Save That Sitcom! (FINAL ROUND!) M*A*S*H vs. Scrubs |
| GbanyaGanja43 10/21/18 4:40:03 AM #18 | Mash. Scrubs is plebeian casual trash --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | 46 y/o Black Man gets 8 YEARS in PRISON for MARIJUANA that he LEGALLY Bought!! |
| GbanyaGanja43 10/20/18 11:50:07 PM #205 | SSJ2SocksForWok posted... 3 pounds of it? Damn lol --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | Bought my first "doctor" item after passing boards. Rate my TV! |
| GbanyaGanja43 10/20/18 11:47:00 PM #20 | Imagine making 260k per year and settling for a shrimp dick 55 inch TV, go big or go home --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | Bloodborne is the worst Souls game |
| GbanyaGanja43 10/20/18 5:01:28 PM #48 | Souls is a shit series for pseudocasuals --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | I just got slapped by one of my exes tonight |
| GbanyaGanja43 10/20/18 4:57:12 PM #29 | The mature thing to do would be to call the police and charge her with assault --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | The Halloween Assault Rifle in Destiny 2 Forsaken is so broken |
| GbanyaGanja43 10/20/18 11:14:25 AM #2 | Eh its fine. not like the game has good PvP, match making isnt based on skill or rank, so its regularly a squad of max level clan bros in a party stomping a team of micless randos 200 lvls below max, and supers take any degree of skill out of game. Fun to mess around in but if you want an actual competitive shooter youre playing the wrong game. --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | My alt got warned for using the man fan meme. |
| GbanyaGanja43 10/20/18 8:27:25 AM #12 | Mods are shit, what else is new --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | Oarnge Box, L4D, L4D2 now backwards compat and xb1x enhanced |
| GbanyaGanja43 10/19/18 3:00:10 PM #4 | I only post Xbox news There isnt much Xbox news so i dont post much --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | Oarnge Box, L4D, L4D2 now backwards compat and xb1x enhanced |
| GbanyaGanja43 10/19/18 2:57:10 PM #1 | Time to blow zombies away in glorious 4K --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | I have to admit doctor pay is pretty obscene sometimes |
| GbanyaGanja43 10/13/18 1:46:10 PM #7 | Who constantly brags about their job and accomplishments more, TC or fucking Dan haren --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | It's fucking stupid how every CEgal has big tits |
| GbanyaGanja43 10/12/18 7:03:44 PM #84 | Its not hard to have c cup tits when your BMI is 35+ --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | Why are you even bothering to make a bracket? |
| GbanyaGanja43 10/06/18 4:21:07 AM #6 | I mean. Why not --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | I am convinced that Fortnite is a meme that will not end. |
| GbanyaGanja43 10/06/18 4:20:06 AM #40 | MabusIncarnate posted... TC didn't follow step one - git gud Its like these people have never been trolled on game boards --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | Upcoming 'Fantastic Beasts' film GOES GAY. |
| GbanyaGanja43 09/25/18 2:29:00 PM #13 | Omg spoilers sheesh --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | Thinking about finally getting a current-gen console. Help me decide which. |
| GbanyaGanja43 09/25/18 11:32:18 AM #9 | Lol these guys Every multiplat on PS4/Xbox may as well be an exclusive on XB1 since they all run better and look better on xbox one x. You know the joy of being part of the master race as a PC owner Lets be real if you enjoy playing games alone by yourself, get a PS4. Thats all they have going for them, single player narrative exclusives. If you like to crack open a cold one and play games like halo 5 (best exclusive FPS this gen), sunset overdrive, DR3, forza (best racing games this gen), gears 5 (best competitive 3PS this gen), killer instinct (best competitive fighting game this gen), masterchief collection (works great now, runner up best exclusive FPS this gen), going back and hitting the classics (MWF2, BFBC2, Etc) with the boys, get an Xbox. As a positive all your cross play games will populate onto your Xbox which is nice --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | Pretty sure I've been getting ministrokes regularly. |
| GbanyaGanja43 09/24/18 2:27:43 PM #36 | Tappor posted... GbanyaGanja43 posted...Tappor posted...GbanyaGanja43 posted...Such a millennial view Lol. Thats not ad hominem thats an objective observation. No need to be offended by being grouped with the mentality of your peers, it is a well known fact that millennials have struggled with professionalism in the work place --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | Thinking of girl names for our new baby. |
| GbanyaGanja43 09/24/18 12:39:49 PM #30 | TheDogfather posted... Bowsette --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | Pretty sure I've been getting ministrokes regularly. |
| GbanyaGanja43 09/24/18 12:32:42 PM #18 | Tappor posted... GbanyaGanja43 posted...Such a millennial view ad hominem, the classic sign of my argument is absolute shit and i have no ground to stand on Great work, looks like were done here --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | Pretty sure I've been getting ministrokes regularly. |
| GbanyaGanja43 09/24/18 12:26:18 PM #13 | Tappor posted... GbanyaGanja43 posted...Error1355 posted...fuck off. Such a millennial view professionalism is a 24/7 job when youre a representative of your work place --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | Did you experience racism before? |
| GbanyaGanja43 09/24/18 12:20:55 PM #4 | McDonalds assumed i wanted mayo on my burger just because Im white smh --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | Pretty sure I've been getting ministrokes regularly. |
| GbanyaGanja43 09/24/18 12:19:42 PM #5 | Error1355 posted... fuck off. Such a professional, what a great role model for message board users --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | Just started ME:Andromeda with my wife. What are some beginner tips? |
| GbanyaGanja43 09/20/18 2:57:32 PM #4 | Did you play dragon age inquisition? --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | Nobuo Uematsu is too ill to work right now; all current projects are on hold. |
| GbanyaGanja43 09/20/18 12:43:40 PM #5 | Well, its not lupus --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | Husband yanks wife who is mentally ill around on a dog leash in public. |
| GbanyaGanja43 09/20/18 12:42:17 PM #18 | UnfairRepresent posted... Wolford said the leash was originally around her waist, but it somehow managed to move up to her neck I hate it when that happens --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | Do you believe kavanaugh's accuser? |
| GbanyaGanja43 09/20/18 12:40:55 PM #82 | I dunno, is she hot --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | Favourite suit in Spider-Man (PS4)? |
| GbanyaGanja43 09/20/18 12:39:45 PM #40 | powerman1426 posted... GbanyaGanja43 posted...SSJCAT posted...GbanyaGanja43 posted...Game is so pixelated on PS4 its hard to make out a good costume. My favorite is the one with the red dots and litte blips of blue i think I know its been hard only owning a PS4, looks like trash on my moms old tube TV. Sad. --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | Nerds still don't understand fashion says more about you than just aesthetics. |
| GbanyaGanja43 09/20/18 12:38:04 PM #67 | Imagine using the word nerd while posting on a video game message board like youre some fucking chad lmfao --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | *Tries as hard as you can* |
| GbanyaGanja43 09/20/18 12:35:53 PM #3 | Well, you know, Rickey Henderson has to do whats best for Rickey Henderson, you know. I mean, if Rickey Henderson feels that Rickey Henderson needs to tape his bat up higher, to be the best Rickey Henderson that Rickey Henderson can be, then Rickey Henderson is going to tape his bat higher in way that Rickey Henderson can perceive, as Rickey Henderson can, to be the best Rickey Henderson that Rickey Henderson can or will or want to be as Rickey Henderson qualifying in a Rickey Henderson-esque type of way to be a Rickey Henderson for which all Rickey Hendersons around us, being one Rickey Henderson to speak through Rickey Henderson as vessel to reach all Rickey Hendersons out there in the world in a qualitative Rickey Henderson-esque magnanimous display of Rickey Henderson-tude and quality that you can find only in Rickey Henderson as Rickey Henderson as want to do for Rickey Henderson being Ricky Henderson as Rickey Henderson. --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | BotW's soundtrack is amazing |
| GbanyaGanja43 09/20/18 12:29:28 PM #22 | I too enjoy the sound of .midi --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | Favourite suit in Spider-Man (PS4)? |
| GbanyaGanja43 09/20/18 12:28:21 PM #37 | SSJCAT posted... GbanyaGanja43 posted...SSJCAT posted...GbanyaGanja43 posted...Game is so pixelated on PS4 its hard to make out a good costume. My favorite is the one with the red dots and litte blips of blue i think Theyve been doing a lot of bleeding as of late --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | Favourite suit in Spider-Man (PS4)? |
| GbanyaGanja43 09/20/18 12:26:59 PM #35 | SSJCAT posted... GbanyaGanja43 posted...Game is so pixelated on PS4 its hard to make out a good costume. My favorite is the one with the red dots and litte blips of blue i think My eyes bleed the sight of anything thats not native 4K at 60 FPS in the year of our lord 2018 --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | selfie topix uwu |
| GbanyaGanja43 09/20/18 12:25:33 PM #83 | 2018 and jabronies still havent learned to look at the lens when taking a fucking selfie, good god --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | What would happen if every Chad vanished off the face of the earth? |
| GbanyaGanja43 09/20/18 12:22:17 PM #21 | Theres always a bigger chad --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | Honestly, I really don't see what market Apple is aiming for with the iPhone XR |
| GbanyaGanja43 09/20/18 12:21:49 PM #2 | Fuck Apple tbh --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | Favourite suit in Spider-Man (PS4)? |
| GbanyaGanja43 09/20/18 12:20:30 PM #33 | Game is so pixelated on PS4 its hard to make out a good costume. My favorite is the one with the red dots and litte blips of blue i think --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | Imagine if Spiderman hadn't been released on an underpowered console |
| GbanyaGanja43 09/20/18 12:17:33 PM #4 | FairyLeviathan posted... Stan Lee isn't dead you insensitive jerk How can Stan lee be alive if we arnt alive --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | Imagine if Spiderman hadn't been released on an underpowered console |
| GbanyaGanja43 09/20/18 12:14:10 PM #1 | Man these textures are so bad, it looks like Spider-Man is slinging across some shitty 8 bit metropolis at 15 FPS. Not to mention my PS4 is literally falling apart playing it, it sounds like an old WWII tank trying to break 10mph. Im sure Stan Lee is turning over in his grave, i know i am --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | Producers are 'leaning toward' Idris Elba as the next James Bond |
| GbanyaGanja43 08/10/18 12:14:29 PM #117 | 1NfamousACE_2 posted... GbanyaGanja43 posted...1NfamousACE_2 posted...GbanyaGanja43 posted...Imagine the backlash if Hollywood recasted an iconic black character as a white dude I literally gave you an example, but i understand if literacy and extrapolation of basic concepts are an issue for you given your original post --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | Producers are 'leaning toward' Idris Elba as the next James Bond |
| GbanyaGanja43 08/10/18 9:27:40 AM #68 | 1NfamousACE_2 posted... GbanyaGanja43 posted...Imagine the backlash if Hollywood recasted an iconic black character as a white dude I dont know, Apollo Creed. Pick one, it doesnt matter. Twitter SJW would be butthurt regardless of whether race was important to the character. --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | Producers are 'leaning toward' Idris Elba as the next James Bond |
| GbanyaGanja43 08/10/18 9:07:46 AM #63 | Imagine the backlash if Hollywood recasted an iconic black character as a white dude --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | Fortnite is making 2 million a day ALONE on mobile |
| GbanyaGanja43 07/25/18 1:23:19 PM #11 | Damn_Underscore posted... It's sort of annoying how much nerds hate Fortnight because it's popular People hate games theyre bad at, or games that require them to have friends to play with --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | Fortnite is making 2 million a day ALONE on mobile |
| GbanyaGanja43 07/25/18 1:21:39 PM #8 | fuckin printing money Good for them, games great, they keep rolling out new content. Cant complain about that. Will see what happens with new BR games coming out but i think theyll remain king --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | Finest black girl from 90s black TV shows |
| GbanyaGanja43 07/25/18 1:17:23 PM #43 | KlRBEH posted... GbanyaGanja43 posted...I dont recognize a single one of those names, characters or actresses Ive prob watched fresh prince a few times but never enough to know anyone except Will Smith, Carlson and the uncle. The other shows, nope --- f***'in prawns! |
| Topic | Finest black girl from 90s black TV shows |
| GbanyaGanja43 07/25/18 1:07:07 PM #38 | I dont recognize a single one of those names, characters or actresses >_________> --- f***'in prawns! |
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