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Same thing I do every day: putz around on the computer, sometimes while half-watching the TV, then in bed by 10.

ETA: My husband is putting away the Christmas decorations (even though he said he was going to wait until after the new year). I've taken care of the decorations that are my duty.

And everyone else in the restaurant lost their appetites.

Incestuous
Douchebags in
Foodservice

For most people, doesn't a birthday's lameness/awesomeness somewhat hinge on who shows up? In which case both these choices are oxymoronic.

Yes, my husband and his family are all Caucasian.

And then your tenants will be so offended that you wished them Merry Christmas that they'll sue you and you'll lose the house.

MrMelodramatic posted...

So in 20 days I have to find enough money to pay rent, utilities, make a payment on my car, pay my phone bill, and pay off some credit card debt. Plus I assume Ill still need food so that too.

Step one should be to contact all these creditors before you miss any payments so you can explain your situation to them and try to work something out. Next, find out where you local food pantry is, since with your timeline it sounds like you'll definitely need to make use of them. Even if you miraculously got hired somewhere and actually started working this week, you probably wouldn't even get your first paycheck for a couple weeks.

I hate how they ignored real science and used the wrong mirror for the "objects may be closer" gag. At least Pixar was smart enough to fix that when they parodied the scene in Toy Story 2, IIRC.

I'm not Catholic, so I don't refer to religious services as mass.

So you can pretend you're in an episode of Charmed when you're shopping.

I lower my risk of catching colds, flu, etc. by trying to avoid people in general. Helps with my mental and emotional health, too.

Did you at least contact the delivery company about the situation? If not, you're the one being a dipshit. Delivery drivers aren't psychic.

The uncropped pic and the full Entertainment Weekly article, for those interested:
https://ew.com/movies/2018/12/19/aladdin-first-look-ew-cover-story/

Kenneth_Writer posted...

TommyVercetti posted...

a lot of people order takeaway

If you're already AT the building to take the pizza away, why not just eat it while it's hot?

It takes about 2 to 4 minutes to eat a pizza, but if you wander off with it, it becomes cold, the cheese congeals and you're more likely to just have all the toppings slide off so you're left with a limp piece of bread with a trace amount of sauce on it.

If you have it for delivery, then you have a trained specialist that has a special thermal insulator that can keep the pizza hot until it gets to you.

Why would you settle for cold and unpleasant pizza when you could just have fresh pizza?

Most people have these things called "friends" or "family" that they're taking the pizza to and sharing it with them. Also, if you've ever set foot in a grocery store, you'd know large insulated bags are pretty easy to come by.

Just wear a diaper.

Topic title fail. Should be either:
C/D Your Christmas tree is up
-or-
Y/N Is your Christmas tree up yet?

My Christmas tree has been up since about a week before Thanksgiving.

Full Throttle posted...

This name conveys power. It conveys wealth. It conveys success.

"Squire" conveys the exact opposite of all those. And if she's dead set on including "Sebastian", she should have gone with "Horatio Thelonious Ignacious Crustaceous Sebastian."

They're only racist to duckbears, like any rational person.

Loophole: My nearest BK and McD's are right across the street from each other. I could probably manage to activate this promo while at BK.

Aquamew posted...

NightMareBunny posted...

OhhhJa posted...

Inevitable and unsurprising. Has nothing to do with their business model either. Gamers just dont have to leave the house to buy games anymore. The gaming retail industry isnt the only one suffering from this. And honestly retail sucks anyway. Probably best to see it go away at this point

here's the thing though if nobody ever has to leave the house for anything...what motivation is there to get out of bed?

To drive to the post office to pack up and return stuff you bought online that it turns out you can't use for reasons you had no way of knowing about before buying due to being unable to physically examine it first.

You can pack up stuff at home, and I'm pretty sure you can arrange to have a postal worker come and pick up your packages, although I've never tried it myself.

Don't think I've even heard of Stardust outside of this board. Meanwhile, this:

I've had six grandparents, due to my dad's parents divorcing (after the kids were grown) and remarrying. They're all gone now, the last of which being my paternal grandmother about 2.5 years ago at the age of 93. Maternal grandmother died about a month shy of 90, and both biological grandfathers made it to their late 70's, so looks like I should be pretty set longevity-wise.

American Dad

Those Midwest farmers' daughters, though. They really make me feel alright.

Only during sex.

Iron Man 3
Die Hard 1 & 2

The Santa Clause

Indian Ocean about 1000 miles SW of Perth, Australia.

The only winning move is not to play. Both those games suck.

No, I have a husband.

Justice Smith? Is this another of Will Smith's talentless spawn being forced upon us? If so, I'll take a hard pass on this movie.

You might have to call Thanos.

yourDaddie posted...

.there are other countries with high gun ownership like Switzerland but no soothings

That's hard to believe, considering Ricola comes from there.

It means you need to drink less and go to bed at a decent hour.

Impavid54 posted...

Sarcasthma posted...

Yo, if you're looking to get into politics, maybe you should be a bit more careful about the shit you post online.

but I'm 17. not like I'm gonna get shit on for being a dumbass kid

You must have been living under a rock during the Kavanaugh confirmation.

What a terrible photoshop job. That grater wouldn't actually harm any kids since it's facing the wrong direction.

1. Me
2. Myself
3. I

Roughly once every two to three Marvels, on average.

An HD remake of Custer's Revenge.

Just when I thought my faith in the media couldn't possibly get any lower.

Anything worth doing is worth doing right. So if you can't do it right, it's not worth doing.

They Might Be Giants

MICHALCOLE posted...

Shes a Native American that trump is being racist toward

LOL. She's whiter than Ivory Soap.

I want to go where people know the people are all the same. Diversity is overrated.

The Phantom Menace 2 Society
Halloweentown 2: Kalabar's Revenge of the Sith
A New Hope Floats
300: Rise of an Empire Strikes Back
Live and Let Die Another Day
Ocean's Eight Crazy Nights
Big Hero Six Degrees of Separation
Attack of the Killer Fried Green Tomatoes!
A Bug's Life of Pi
Gods and Monsters, Inc.
Working Girl, Interrupted
X-Men: Apocalypse Now
The Fault in Our Stargate

Five Nights at Freddy Got Fingered

Will they let me take my emotional support moose?