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only if i can have a turn

I'd suck Santa's fat bbc for 20 million

when bret hart lost the title at survivor series in 1997

CoolBro posted...

and then you cried about it in this board.
Seemed like you are the crybaby bitch

marked for flaming

bet he jerks it hard to 4 different sources of pornography at once

Scottsdale and ASU girls are the best sloots in all US of A.

Do your job neckbeard wage slave

300,000 for a concussion and broken ribs

nah

DarkChozoGhost posted...

https://twitter.com/brielarson/status/916072035268333568?lang=en

Actor / Mushroom Forager / SCUBA Certified Diver / Scientific American Subscriber / Dog Mom / Captain Marvel / Generally Stoked

lmao

Romulox28 posted...

my wife & i went over to another couple's house last sunday for brunch. while the women were talking in the kitchen, the husband calls me over to the living room and puts on football, and makes this joke alluding to how we would both much rather be watching football than having to listen to them talk.

then he tries making football small talk with me. my brain immediately goes into fire drill panic mode as i desperately attempt to remember any sort of NFL knowledge that i have. as the husband is talking about who he thinks is having a good season and complaining about some team's defense i am trying to recall the name of a single fucking football player.

I see Andrew Luck on the TV screen and I think "hmmm, I might have heard that name before." I unsuccessfully try to recall a single detail about the player but nothing comes out. The husband asks me a question intending to start a football dialogue and I debate going outright and saying I have no interest in sports, but I have absolutely nothing in common with this guy and I dont want to just put that all on the table since I will cross paths with him again. I consider the "actually, I'm more of a basketball fan" but then I am taking that risk of bullshitting through a sports conversation that I also know nothing about.

Finally, I "haha yea, yup, mhmm" my way through the football conversation with the husband and sit there in near silence as he flips between two different football games. It is now Tuesday and the thought of that moment still haunts me

Did this happen before, after, or during the cucking?

Dave chapelle episode was good

Whore amps

I already rode your mom

Mr Big is pleased

I'll buy the rollie off you for 3 gs

Long john silvers

hotdogs and hamburgers

Guide posted...

Not even sumo wrestlers have the same problems typically obese people have because of how they train and develop it. Underneath that tough layer of fat, they have almost no fat saturation in their muscles or internal organs.

Untrue.

averagejoel posted...

Hummer 2 posted...

averagejoel posted...

a lot of obese people also eat very healthy and exercise regularly

You can't be obese and healthy. Obesity is a disease.

not sure what this has to do with my post

read what I said again

Nah.

Rewrite it to express what you mean.

averagejoel posted...

a lot of obese people also eat very healthy and exercise regularly

You can't be obese and healthy. Obesity is a disease.

trazabone

SSJ

Copa county represent!

Tavares, Matthews, Reilly, Marner, Babcock, and Dubas going full broom handle on Nylander

metamod was hilarious

Once for burning down a church

Grew out my Hitler stache for election season

GOP 4 LYFE

He probably means Olympia

littlebro07 posted...

Whenever I spend triple digits on dinner, I make sure my next shit is special. I set up candles in the bathroom and have a music playlist specifically designed for pleasurable shitting. No social media distractions either. Just me, my toilet, and my sphincter. The way God Himself intended. I leave the room with a smile on my face knowing something truly special just happened, ready to take on whatever the world can throw at me.

bruh

Lo_Ping posted...

Easily.

Its going to take some extreme fasting though. Do some research on water fasting. A shit ton of people do the 28 day water fast challenge. Youll lose roughly 1-2lbs of fat per day.

The first three days are the hardest. After that you should be pretty deep into ketosis and youll be running on keytones and actually feel energetic. This is the bodys evolutionary response to famine. When food is in short supply your body gives you energy. The idea is so that you can hunt something, kill it, and eat it. But in todays world it just means rapid fat loss.

Contrary to popular belief you do not get hungrier as time passes. You feel hunger because of a hormone called ghrelin. When the hormone stops being released you stop being hungry. Expect hunger pangs at your normal eating times. The longer you fast the less ghrelin is produced and the less hunger you feel at the appropriate time.

TLDR: Drink LOTS of water and eat absolutely nothing.

This is a shitty idea.

You'll never keep it off. You're better off setting dietary goals and meeting macros vs weight loss goals.

Proposition 127

The Constitutional Amendment would replace Arizona's current plan for increasing renewable energy use by imposing a new mandate requiring nongovernmental electric utilities to increase the portion of their retail energy sales generated from certain types of renewable energy resources to 50% by 2030.

No 69.18%

LMAO, never change AZ.

because it's often like $14

lol i'm not trying to enter your dirty ass trailer trash homes

Joey from Joey's World Tour

is this the on where you suck dick for money?

Usually what they do is take a percentage if you work doing the same thing out of network within a certain radius. So if you're a hospitalist you can only do ER or clinic work.

How big was your sign on bonus? How big is your census/admit cap? Do you guys do RVUs?

I imagine there's a non-compete for moonlighting in out of system hospitals

What's your pretax income? How long did you sign for?

DK9292 posted...

top tier post

i like an audience ;)

Canes is GOAT

It's cancer until proven otherwise.

Goes great with mayonnaise sandwiches on white bread

nah i'll stick to my mayonnaise sandwiches thank you very much

and mr ass

directions to raisin canes

Muffinz0rz posted...

In fairness, the amount of paperwork required just for an appointment (especially for a repeat customer when they already have all that info anyways) is quite excessive. Good for the old person for taking a stand.

So unnecessary to document and clarify medical/surgical/family histories, allergies, medications, etc

TAKE A STAND

lT'S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW