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TopicTrump: President and Mrs. Obama built/has a ten foot Wall around their compound
Kitt
12/31/18 4:00:26 PM
#26
Did he really call him President?
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TopicGoosebumps books rule
Kitt
12/31/18 3:55:08 PM
#2
A Shocker on Shock Street is probably my favorite. I loved those books.
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TopicI would like to take this time to apologize to Nirvana.
Kitt
12/31/18 3:53:58 PM
#12
__aCEr__ posted...
What were you basing your hate on if you'd never listened to their biggest album?

'Hate' is really an over exaggeration. I just never really liked Smells Like Teen Spirit and just figured 'if the rest of the album sound like that, then I'm not interested' and just never bothered to get into them.
The few songs I liked by them did convince me to check the album out.
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TopicI would like to take this time to apologize to Nirvana.
Kitt
12/31/18 3:48:36 PM
#9
vocedelmorte posted...
Im glad you actually listened to the band instead of hating on it just cause you Thought its overrated

I actually liked a couple of their songs (well one I liked a cover version of, at least). It was Smells Like Teen Spirit that I never really liked and Kurt Cobain just always rubbed me the wrong way for some reason. So I never really bothered to indulge further into them than what I know.
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TopicI would like to take this time to apologize to Nirvana.
Kitt
12/31/18 3:39:29 PM
#2
TopicLol at dudes who want their first girlfriends to be virgins.
Kitt
12/31/18 12:50:08 PM
#46
SableWolfAngel posted...
I mean, I lost my virginity to a boyfriend I had in high school and we were both virgins at the time.

I should clarify that there's nothing wrong with getting with a virgin. It's when the guy is making it a necessity for a potential partner in the future to be a virgin that it dips into silly territory. Like, good luck.
Even funnier when they're a virgin themselves (almost always are) in their mid twenties or something.

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TopicLol at dudes who want their first girlfriends to be virgins.
Kitt
12/31/18 12:47:56 PM
#43
CrimsonRage posted...
Kitt posted...
DarkRoast posted...
Worst date I ever had was with a guy who literally asked if I was a virgin. I figured he was horny and I hadn't gotten any in a while so I told him I'd pretty much sleep with anyone even halfway decent. He then called me a whore. Asshole.

I still would've slept with him if he asked though

Well that's fucked up...


pretty typical of guys who ask if you're a virgin tho. i thought i was hitting it off with this one guy and then he asked that same question. i answered honestly and he just straight up stopped talking to me. :\

Well that's just not cool. I guess I see where that mindset comes from. There's a movie called Kids that kind of touches on this. The main character is obsessed with virgin girls and being their first and shit, because he sees it as a conquest and everyone after him won't be as held in high regards.
At least that's what I'm reminded of when this subject comes up.
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TopicLol at dudes who want their first girlfriends to be virgins.
Kitt
12/31/18 12:21:06 PM
#35
DarkRoast posted...
Worst date I ever had was with a guy who literally asked if I was a virgin. I figured he was horny and I hadn't gotten any in a while so I told him I'd pretty much sleep with anyone even halfway decent. He then called me a whore. Asshole.

I still would've slept with him if he asked though

Well that's fucked up...
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TopicLol at dudes who want their first girlfriends to be virgins.
Kitt
12/31/18 12:15:20 PM
#31
CrimsonRage posted...
Kitt posted...
Were_Wyrm posted...
99.999...% of dude who say this are virgins themselves...

noliesdetected.gif


i'm pretty sure he's right tho

it's usually virgins who are threatened by women with experience that say this

I was agreeing with him :/
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TopicLol at dudes who want their first girlfriends to be virgins.
Kitt
12/31/18 12:14:02 PM
#30
marc55 posted...
they are teenagers what did you expect ?

DevsBro posted...
Why so defeatist? Mrs. DevsBro and I were both virgins when we got married.

I should clarify that there's nothing wrong with getting with a virgin. It's when the guy is making it a necessity for a potential partner in the future to be a virgin that it dips into silly territory. Like, good luck.
Even funnier when they're a virgin themselves (almost always are) in their mid twenties or something.
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TopicLol at dudes who want their first girlfriends to be virgins.
Kitt
12/31/18 12:08:00 PM
#23
Were_Wyrm posted...
99.999...% of dude who say this are virgins themselves...

noliesdetected.gif
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TopicLol at dudes who want their first girlfriends to be virgins.
Kitt
12/31/18 11:47:30 AM
#3
Genocet_10-325 posted...
Good fucking luck finding a virgin girl over 15 where I live

For real. That's some unreasonably high expectations, but hey, it's not outside of the realm of possibility, I guess.
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TopicReminder that Floyd Mayweather Jr. will be fighting tomorrow morning in Japan.
Kitt
12/31/18 11:46:15 AM
#20
Damn. Three knockdowns in a single round...
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TopicLol at dudes who want their first girlfriends to be virgins.
Kitt
12/31/18 11:41:00 AM
#1
There's having high standards and then there's just asking for too much.
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TopicShaun of the Dead > World's End > Hot Fuzz
Kitt
12/31/18 11:22:08 AM
#23
It's that complete other way around for me.
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Topicirl lil Mac
Kitt
12/31/18 10:18:38 AM
#10
Irony posted...
Do his recovery and air moves suck though?

His recovery frames are on point.
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Topicirl lil Mac
Kitt
12/31/18 9:15:56 AM
#6
Bump

SSJGrimReaper posted...
all it needs cartoonish punching noises

Or the visual effects from the old Batman show.
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TopicI noticed nerds are completely analytical about everything.
Kitt
12/31/18 8:55:53 AM
#9
NameMeWhatever posted...
Veggeta X posted...
Oh come on Kitt. I'm sure you're not the kind to hold on to a grudge this long.


It isn't a grudge if it is against you vegy.

Just someone speaking the truth.

This guy fucks.
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TopicI noticed nerds are completely analytical about everything.
Kitt
12/31/18 8:49:11 AM
#3
I noticed nerds are completely analytical about everything.

Including you?
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TopicHey fam
Kitt
12/31/18 8:48:37 AM
#23
TopicThe most awkward thing about having fuckbuddies
Kitt
12/31/18 8:07:21 AM
#12
Sunhawk posted...
pinky's bizarre delusions about me stalking him continue to make me laugh. I've never spoken to a guy as egocentric as him. Thinking that at least one person is obsessed with him, just because of questions asked over the years.

You're always inadvertently popping up in his topics asking him weird, passive-aggressive questions about his sex life.

Brb updating your tag to "Literally Tommy Wiseau". You're just as petty as him and have the same trash taste in movies, so it's a more accurate fit.
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TopicI would like to take this time to apologize to Nirvana.
Kitt
12/31/18 8:00:39 AM
#1
For all my years of hating on them.
I listened to Nevermind in its entirety last night and it's a pretty great album.
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TopicJumpman Jumpman Jumpman that boys up to something
Kitt
12/31/18 2:33:06 AM
#12
TopicI'm in a hotel ask me anything.
Kitt
12/30/18 11:21:48 PM
#16
What's your favorite Beastie Boys song?
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TopicTFW when you've been dumped by SSJGrimReaper.
Kitt
12/30/18 11:19:54 PM
#80
Gotta get them gains in soon. Anybody else working overtime tonight?
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TopicWhy is it fine to hate Country music, but horrible to hate hip-hop?
Kitt
12/30/18 10:35:56 PM
#15
The fuck? Half of CE dribbles on about how much they don't like rap all the time.
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TopicGawd dayum Hermione sure grew up to be a very very fine woman huh
Kitt
12/30/18 10:30:15 PM
#10
I seriously wonder what your day consist of outside of (hopefully) sleeping and posting softcore porn here.
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TopicI remember this was a secret, no one knew about it
Kitt
12/30/18 10:11:21 PM
#6
TopicRemember SMBfan?
Kitt
12/30/18 10:09:33 PM
#6
MarqueeSeries posted...
I see him on steam every now and then if that's who I'm thinking about. Didn't he always bitch about being ugly and not being able to get a girl?

Yes sir.
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TopicRemember SMBfan?
Kitt
12/30/18 10:07:48 PM
#1
I wonder what that dude is up to. I wouldn't be surprised if he was Tadamoto.
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TopicYour mother has a job and is a respected member of the community.
Kitt
12/30/18 9:43:59 PM
#1
TopicI kind of want a Nintendo Switch but I'm not about that life no moe
Kitt
12/30/18 9:40:46 PM
#3
Get a job.
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TopicTilapia, boiled eggs and a shake consisting of banana, oats and protein powder.
Kitt
12/30/18 9:32:44 PM
#18
Ivynn posted...
alimajor posted...
YeahKitt posted...
alimajor posted...
Take out the banana fam unless youre just using it to sweeten up your shake. You lose all nutrients from blending it

Woah, what? Go on.

Zurkon posted...
alimajor posted...
Take out the banana fam unless youre just using it to sweeten up your shake. You lose all nutrients from blending it

Is that true? Damn, I always put bananas in my smoothies.


Yeah it was a big shock to me too. Apparently when you blend a banana and I want to say most fruits in general but dont quote me, that youre getting rid of the fiber and basically just breaking it down into sugar.


This information is shaking up my world.

Ba-dum-tssh

That's juicing. They're very different.

Great to hear!
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TopicWhich CEuser will you be getting your New Years Eve Kiss from(Seconds Game)
Kitt
12/30/18 9:25:03 PM
#35
I'm not on there. Joke list confirmed.
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TopicTilapia, boiled eggs and a shake consisting of banana, oats and protein powder.
Kitt
12/30/18 9:22:44 PM
#8
alimajor posted...
Take out the banana fam unless youre just using it to sweeten up your shake. You lose all nutrients from blending it

Woah, what? Go on.
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TopicTilapia, boiled eggs and a shake consisting of banana, oats and protein powder.
Kitt
12/30/18 9:19:42 PM
#5
RchHomieQuanChi posted...
Tilapia is gross

No u.

TheDarkCircle posted...
nice. I hope for others sake no one comes within a 1000ft of the bathroom when you're done with it

No joke, it's really bad sometimes.
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TopicTilapia, boiled eggs and a shake consisting of banana, oats and protein powder.
Kitt
12/30/18 9:07:56 PM
#1
I'm going hard as fuck!
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Topicwhat's your favorite band that starts with N and ends with ine inch nails
Kitt
12/30/18 9:04:48 PM
#26
Nothing stated in this topic is wrong.
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TopicMan, Macaulay Culkin sure is getting around lately.
Kitt
12/30/18 5:47:18 PM
#27
littlebro07 posted...
RiderofHogs posted...
Ryetoast posted...
That guys is fucking Brenda Song? Shes fine..

He also popped Mila Kunis' cherry.


WHAT

Yeah. They were together for a bit a while back.
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Topicirl lil Mac
Kitt
12/30/18 5:13:08 PM
#4
boxington posted...
kid's dodging skills are on point

He's got heart. It's kind of inspirational.
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TopicWho here has fucked a pregnant woman?
Kitt
12/30/18 5:08:47 PM
#7
Pregnancy porn is one of those things that just completely turn me off...
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Topichappy death day is getting a sequel and im happy about that
Kitt
12/30/18 5:03:59 PM
#11
I didn't see the first one. Bladerunner came out around that time.
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TopicMan, Macaulay Culkin sure is getting around lately.
Kitt
12/30/18 5:03:05 PM
#4
pojr posted...
Kitt posted...
Now I'm seeing him in commercials and shit. Is he making a comeback?

I was legit shocked when I saw him in that avgn episode

But the fact that he would even be in an avgn episode makes me think he isn't doing well

He's fucking Brenda Song. He's doing fine.
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Topiclegitimate new years resolution
Kitt
12/30/18 5:00:25 PM
#4
pojr posted...
Kitt posted...
Are you going to try to bang a bad Asian bitch next year?

good job keeping track of my older threads lol

well I purposely didn't put anything women related on this list. I'm hoping meeting those three goals above will overall help my interactions with women

You should though. I believe in you.
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TopicMan, Macaulay Culkin sure is getting around lately.
Kitt
12/30/18 4:58:38 PM
#1
Now I'm seeing him in commercials and shit. Is he making a comeback?
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Topiclegitimate new years resolution
Kitt
12/30/18 4:56:07 PM
#2
Are you going to try to bang a bad Asian bitch next year?
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TopicWhat if there was a movie like A Bug's Life
Kitt
12/30/18 4:53:33 PM
#4
Sounds like the spiritual successor to Sausage Party.
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TopicMy Venom topic was deleted. Lol
Kitt
12/30/18 4:43:29 PM
#2
TopicThe perfect girl but she's UnfairRepresent
Kitt
12/30/18 4:20:37 PM
#3
You get invited back to her place. Her roommate, a big black British guy named Wesley, isn't home, so it's just you two and that's all good.

You two are having a fun time. Damn, she might actually be the perfect girl. Eventually you ask to check your emails, and she says, "Sure" and she points you to her computer room.

You enter and there you see it: GameFaqs is opened on the monitor and the account displayed on the top reads UnfairRepresent. The horror of it just causes you to freeze right then and there.
Then you hear her call you from the other room, "Hey, don't close out my page, alright!"
By God, what have you gotten yourself into?
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