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TopicNew Jontron video: Soulja Boy's Console
MisterPorn
12/18/18 4:16:01 PM
#15
creativerealms posted...
So he makes a video on a subject pretty much every you tube videogame reviewer already covered?


Yep. Now he will get millions of views and money off this.
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TopicPeople only think Kefka is a great villain because it reminds them of Joker.
MisterPorn
12/18/18 2:51:07 PM
#2
I thought this topic was gonna be about Franz Kafka.
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TopicGOP state senator has extramarital affair with Democrat state senator.
MisterPorn
12/18/18 2:45:43 PM
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TopicMy favorite porn star's instagram got deleted and she has to pay 2k if she wants
MisterPorn
12/13/18 9:00:42 PM
#15
AvlButtslam posted...
What exactly is the $2000 for?


To pay a source who gets porn star instagram account's back.

Orlando_Jordan posted...
Why wouldn't she just make a new one for free? This is fake as fuck.


Nah this is legit. I'm guessing many are hearing this for the first time but instagram has been regularly deleting porn star instagrams. It finally happened to one I like but I heard it happened to Lana Rhoades a couple months ago.
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TopicMy favorite porn star's instagram got deleted and she has to pay 2k if she wants
MisterPorn
12/13/18 8:44:41 PM
#1
it back.

BdVOSTJ

That is fucked up. Didn't realize porn stars got extorted like that.
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TopicLocal Fox meteorologist killed herself
MisterPorn
12/13/18 1:08:40 PM
#4
Thought this was gonna be about Audrey Puente.
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TopicI asked girl how she was she doing she said "eh". Is that good or bad?
MisterPorn
12/13/18 1:04:59 PM
#1
She got into a car accident a couple weeks ago. I tried looking it up on urban dictionary and they say it is Canadian phrase but we are both american and it was the only word she used in the response.
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TopicCapcom lost their minds...
MisterPorn
12/08/18 2:01:16 AM
#7
lmao
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TopicMmm Piper Perri.
MisterPorn
12/08/18 2:00:16 AM
#24
kuwab0 posted...
mI5bLQa


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TopicMmm Piper Perri.
MisterPorn
12/06/18 8:28:45 PM
#10
up
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TopicMmm elsa Jean
MisterPorn
12/05/18 11:55:47 PM
#6
action52 posted...
What do this topic and a professional model's portfolio have in common?

They are both WORTHLESS if they don't have PICTURES!


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TopicMmm Piper Perri.
MisterPorn
12/05/18 11:16:37 PM
#1
Shame she doesn't do videos anymore. Hopefully this relationship doesn't end like the other one.

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TopicIt has been 1 year since porn star August Ames died.
MisterPorn
12/05/18 12:56:58 AM
#1
J8Ew1T6

RIP
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Topic4K will never take over Native 1080p.
MisterPorn
12/02/18 4:51:04 PM
#15
Porn is gonna drag us into the future yet again. 4K becoming the standard will be just like when porn helped make VHS and later blue ray the standard.
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TopicPorn star Jesse Jane arrested after found soaked in urine, drunk on sidewalk
MisterPorn
11/30/18 3:11:47 PM
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TopicDog dies after being gang raped by drunk men. Guess the country.
MisterPorn
11/25/18 5:43:16 AM
#20
Kineth posted...
The fact that the second post's sig says he's an Andalusian dog is a little unsettling.


Not as bad as a movie where someone slices eyeballs. I want you to know.
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TopicDog dies after being gang raped by drunk men. Guess the country.
MisterPorn
11/25/18 4:42:39 AM
#2
Expected India and got it.
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TopicHow do you remove tv's from being a cast option. So I don't accidently cast porn
MisterPorn
11/25/18 1:01:30 AM
#3
SMAP- posted...
You cant, so just cast it anyway


FML. I just want to deed without so many wires on my big tv screen. I never tried it before so I didn't know there was so many cast options.
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TopicHow do you remove tv's from being a cast option. So I don't accidently cast porn
MisterPorn
11/25/18 12:57:59 AM
#1
to a family members or nieghbor's tv. I live in an apartment building and when I do the cast 7 tvs come up.
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TopicWould I notice any difference between a 60 and 120 hz tv?
MisterPorn
11/12/18 10:14:02 PM
#2
up
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TopicWould I notice any difference between a 60 and 120 hz tv?
MisterPorn
11/12/18 7:51:56 PM
#1
I would only be using it to watch television, movies and possibly 4k porn. Nothing gaming related.
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TopicRemember when EA fucked Battlefront 2?
MisterPorn
11/03/18 7:24:34 AM
#4
I remember them going to reddit to do damage control since that is where all the gamers are at. It didn't work out.
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TopicLmao FDA approved for smaller condoms cause murricans average is 1 inch smaller
MisterPorn
10/30/18 1:09:39 AM
#49
I think the average is even smaller. As shown in this topic people who claim/think they have a big penis are more open about it and would take part in these studies. Small penis dudes would avoid it.
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Topic20 controversial subreddits put under quarantine by Reddit administrators.
MisterPorn
10/13/18 11:18:52 PM
#50
httpgrandmaster posted...
were r/twoxchromosomes and r/socialism quarantined too?

the former is basically anonymous people asserting feminist bs without evidence and just feeding the choir, and the former is full of potential terrorists talking about how great the revolution will be


No
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TopicI'm going to sell all my bitcoin for charity
MisterPorn
10/13/18 11:18:33 PM
#4
When did you first buy bitcoin? How much is your investment worth now?
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Topic20 controversial subreddits put under quarantine by Reddit administrators.
MisterPorn
10/13/18 5:15:34 PM
#1
https://www.newsweek.com/reddit-quarantine-subs-toxic-controversial-moderators-1144663

The subs placed under quarantine ranged from the outright gruesome to offensively deplorable. The largest subreddit put under quarantine amassed more than 400,000 subscribers before being annexed. It showed exactly what youd think: gory images and videos of real-life deaths. There were also anti-Semitic subs like r/whitenationalism and r/fragilejewishredditor, as well as subs against gay marriage like r/againstgaymarriage.

Reddit administrator landoflobsters went into a bit more detail as to why a subreddit would be quarantined rather than banned. In evaluating a subreddit for a possible quarantine, we consider what it is dedicated to overall, the admin wrote. That is, a few off-color comments do not warrant a quarantine, nor do heated conversations or even controversial themes overall. Instead, quarantine is intended for subreddits that are explicitly dedicated to things like racism or anti-Semitism, misogyny, hoaxes, gore/extreme morbidity, and other extreme communities that may have received multiple warnings from us and have not made efforts at change. When asked why r/the_donald, a controversial pro-Trump subreddit known to safe-house Russian propaganda, was allowed to continue to exist, landoflobsters said administrators evaluate each community on its own merits.... There have always been claims we should ban T_D and as always, well continue to hold each community accountable for complying with our site-wide policies, reported The Verge.

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TopicGuy on reddit gets called ugly - what happens next may shock you
MisterPorn
10/13/18 4:53:25 PM
#3
I have a feeling the reverse of this topic never happens. People quoting gamefaqs when posting on reddit.
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TopicHow do you feel about mainstream media using tweets for articles?
MisterPorn
10/13/18 2:38:30 PM
#5
josifrees posted...
Journalism today is you sit on Twitter all day and ask for permission to use other peoples shit


Whenever there is a mass shooting and someone took footage I noticed there is always at least 5 reporters doing this. It makes me cringe at how little shame they have though this is a more dark version of the OP. OP was mainly about like people are outraged at a joke and only a couple people tweeted the outrage.
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TopicHow do you feel about mainstream media using tweets for articles?
MisterPorn
10/13/18 2:33:57 PM
#1
Stuff like this

5 people tweet about thing

Media reports it as MASSIVE OUTRAGE ABOUT THING

People share article thus creating more OUTRAGE about thing that 5 people are angry about

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TopicWhat kind of dude follows porn stars on social media and replies to their posts
MisterPorn
10/13/18 2:32:28 PM
#6
Those dudes are cool sometimes. They bully porn stars and make porn stars question whether they are racist or not leading them to doing a scene with a black guy. That was how they got Nicole Aniston. Hopefully they get Alexis Texas to convert.
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TopicTatum O'Neal says she was sexually assaulted more than once as a child
MisterPorn
10/08/18 12:53:24 PM
#6
I can't believe I was modded for that. I was just telling the truth what happens when crimes don't go reported.
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TopicTatum O'Neal says she was sexually assaulted more than once as a child
MisterPorn
10/08/18 2:13:07 AM
#4
It was not my fault when i was 5, 6 12 , 13 , 15. - All by older men who i thought were safe

So if they were by different men her silence basically let 5 pedos and/or rapist go free.
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TopicDunkin Donuts dropping "Donuts" from name
MisterPorn
09/25/18 6:16:38 PM
#8
RIP to them. If people want coffee they go to Starbucks or other stores. They don't go to Dunkin Donuts and now that is what their focus is gonna be.
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TopicCharizard is black when it Mega Evolves.
MisterPorn
09/25/18 5:39:13 PM
#1
Does that mean Charizard is black?
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TopicKendra Sunderland is bad af
MisterPorn
08/21/18 3:39:18 PM
#12
I hope Kanye takes up that offer and films her banging a black guy for his favorite porn site.
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TopicIs cuckold porn where the cuck sucks the guy, gay or bi for the non-cuck?
MisterPorn
08/19/18 5:03:29 PM
#7
SauI_Goodman posted...
I was under the impression that the non-cuck has nothing to do with the husband. The non-cuck bangs the wife and finishes (whether it's inside her, on her face, breasts, etc) and then the husband cleans up the.. uh... sperm. Going by this definition the non-cuck is straight.


There is a site that involves the cuck sucking the dude. The woman forces him.
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TopicIs cuckold porn where the cuck sucks the guy, gay or bi for the non-cuck?
MisterPorn
08/19/18 4:56:59 PM
#3
Tappor posted...
You're the one called MisterPorn, you should know. Find out and report back


This is a poll type topic. I want to hear CE views.
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TopicIs cuckold porn where the cuck sucks the guy, gay or bi for the non-cuck?
MisterPorn
08/19/18 4:47:15 PM
#1
By non-cuck I mean the guy who fucks the man's wife or girlfriend.
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TopicWH making reporters get a second pass for press conference
MisterPorn
07/30/18 1:32:31 PM
#2
Is this supposed to be bad?
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TopicThis 22 y/o ASIAN Kid is the First GAY Football Player in the US Academy!!
MisterPorn
07/30/18 9:00:42 AM
#5
Is he a good player? Or is the only thing that people will remember about him is that he is gay?
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Topicalexis texas doesn't have sex with black men because "reasons"
MisterPorn
07/24/18 2:38:14 AM
#43
glitteringfairy posted...
MisterPorn posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
Jesus christ dude has got a "dodger list"


It was at 20 last year. But dodging is becoming a thing of the past. 16 of them did scenes with black guys. Most recent crossover to the Dark side being Ember Snow. My guess is Samatha Rone is next.

Well I'm not gonna argue with the guy named MisterPorn.


I will just leave a dodger getting destroyed defending her reasons to not do IR here
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Topicalexis texas doesn't have sex with black men because "reasons"
MisterPorn
07/24/18 2:23:24 AM
#38
glitteringfairy posted...
Jesus christ dude has got a "dodger list"


It was at 20 last year. But dodging is becoming a thing of the past. 16 of them did scenes with black guys. Most recent crossover to the Dark side being Ember Snow. My guess is Samatha Rone is next.
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Topicalexis texas doesn't have sex with black men because "reasons"
MisterPorn
07/24/18 2:08:59 AM
#33
I don't really care for Alexis Texas. My dodger list I want to see ahead of Alexis Texas are
Kimmy Granger
Samatha Rone
Kenzie Reeves
Blair Williams

I have a feeling all of them will do it before Alexis. Especially Kimmy who broke up with her porn star boyfriend who picked who she could and couldn't bang in porn.
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Topicalexis texas doesn't have sex with black men because "reasons"
MisterPorn
07/24/18 2:04:27 AM
#30
pauIie posted...
she should totally do a black guy as her last scene


Alina Li did this. She did some BDSM porn and rage quit after. A first scene with a black guy was either last last or second to last scene.
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TopicAre non STEM degrees worthless?
MisterPorn
07/23/18 10:21:53 PM
#11
Accounting is a good career.
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TopicSome porn star is upset people keeping standing her up for brothel appointments.
MisterPorn
07/23/18 9:44:09 PM
#1
CEZ16id
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Topic$1 million but you have to go to prison as a child molester for 1 year.
MisterPorn
07/23/18 8:39:49 PM
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$1 million but you have to go to prison as a child molester for 1 year. - Results (10 votes)
Deal
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No deal.
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A documentary team wants to find out how sex offenders such as child molesters are treated in jail. You are offered 1 million to go undercover as one but you get no protection and everyone at the prison knows you are there for being a child molester. Once your year is up you report to the documentary team what happened and you go on with your life.
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TopicSomeone put that black guy that wears boots in porn into a UFC game.
MisterPorn
07/23/18 7:34:05 PM
#1


XD.
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