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Topic20 years later, do you still have the Lost Woods memorized?
Neoconkers
12/26/18 5:20:04 PM
#8
Never needed to, the light pattern is different on the correct doors
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TopicWWETLC is on RIGHT NOW! *event spoilers ongoing*
Neoconkers
12/16/18 11:01:41 PM
#129
Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
soulunison2 posted...
Thats a way to turn heel I guess


She has legit beef with them both. Charlotte couldn't beat her and just demolished her, while Becky invaded RAW and beat the shit out of her.

So... fuck them both.

Makes sense story wise without it just being a "dick move"

making sense storywise and how people will react to it are two different things

she screwed becky, she's going to get a heel reception regardless now.

Good show, even if Rollins did annoy me almost to the point of ruining that match. 3 years he's been doing that fucking knee gimmick, and he STILL doesn't know how to sell it
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Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicYou guys didn't tell me about Fantastic Mr. Fox
Neoconkers
12/16/18 9:18:56 PM
#17
good book

meh film
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Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicC/D: Lawyers who KNOWINGLY defend guilty clients should be punished too.
Neoconkers
12/13/18 7:23:47 PM
#8
ChainedRedone posted...
That's the dumbest fucking thing I've heard.

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TopicWhat is the proof that humans have landed on the moon?
Neoconkers
12/10/18 8:29:25 PM
#27

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Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicBlack woman creates a vacation for black women away from white people
Neoconkers
12/10/18 7:56:06 PM
#104
read that as vaccination and didn't understand how it worked
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Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicWatership Down BBC trailer (super dramatic movie about rabbits)
Neoconkers
12/10/18 5:16:34 PM
#12
say what you will, it was a bold artistic move to animate it on a PS1
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Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicTraditional "man" things that don't interest you?
Neoconkers
12/10/18 4:21:14 AM
#24
Sports teams.

I like watching sports as much as the next guy, but actually getting invested in a team? Thats a lot of effort...
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Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicLMAO @ Paz's spirit in Smash Bros >_> *MGSV spoilers*
Neoconkers
12/08/18 7:46:03 PM
#7
brilliant
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Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicThe last weapon you held in a game becomes yours in a fight against Zombies.
Neoconkers
12/08/18 7:40:48 PM
#11
black knight halberd

... what's my strength rating
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Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicCrypto is still crashing down!
Neoconkers
11/26/18 6:17:18 PM
#7
who could have foreseen that the currencies that you couldn't really buy anything with would end badly
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Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicDamn Ariel Winter had a more hardcore nip slip
Neoconkers
11/26/18 6:12:44 PM
#21
ladies and gentlemen

we got them
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Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicWhat video game had the biggest effect on you emotionally?
Neoconkers
11/26/18 6:09:48 PM
#78
professor layton and the lost future
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Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicWhat are pokemon weakness/strength types you forget
Neoconkers
11/18/18 6:47:32 PM
#2
electric is bad against grass

gets me every time
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Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicNow Im not a furry but...
Neoconkers
11/18/18 12:38:08 PM
#3
ToPoPO posted...
FBI, open up!

ladies and gentlemen

we got him
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Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicJesus Fuck Me, the next Bond movie is STILL going to use Daniel Craig?
Neoconkers
11/18/18 9:57:46 AM
#39
the problem with craig is that he's playing a gritty realistic bond, and timothy dalton already did that but better
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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicThe dragons in Game of Thrones are actually Wyverns
Neoconkers
11/12/18 8:01:01 PM
#24
one russia, one iraq, three china, one singapore and NYC

probably NY, to be honest. I could even keep my job and go mostly remote, since there's an office in Providence
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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicThey should remake House of Cards with Christopher Plummer instead of Spacey.
Neoconkers
11/11/18 3:03:24 PM
#3
lol I just read a plot summary of the last season

what the fuck was that
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Topichow is this not the best looking person in the entire world
Neoconkers
11/10/18 3:50:20 PM
#26
if you're gonna fuck guys, why fuck a guy who's basically a girl
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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicKero the Wolf hasn't tweeted anything for a few days
Neoconkers
11/09/18 1:45:13 PM
#53
RebelElite791 posted...
WilliamPorygon posted...
RebelElite791 posted...
any act of sex with an animal is sadism.

Well, you're entitled to that opinion, but I disagree.

Animals cannot consent

Its rape

what about those surfers that get humped by dolphins
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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicAustralia confirms that Huawei conducted espionage for China, bans HW 5G phones
Neoconkers
11/04/18 11:44:27 AM
#20
I mean their routers have had hardcoded backdoors in for years, so it's not like anyone should be surprised by this
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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicSerious ethical dilemma *major Undertale spoilers*
Neoconkers
11/03/18 9:26:03 PM
#9
literally updating your tag from furry to diaperfurry right now

ban this sick filth
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Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicThe two idiots behind the hoax Mueller accusation had a press conference today
Neoconkers
11/01/18 7:57:40 PM
#9
lol I just googled him

qLIF5bd
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Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicThe two idiots behind the hoax Mueller accusation had a press conference today
Neoconkers
11/01/18 7:55:24 PM
#7
UnholyMudcrab posted...
Neoconkers posted...
the actual background of the story is pretty much a bullet point list of failures in OPSEC. The "private intelligence" company behind the reveal consists of basically only a LinkedIn page, with the employees all being slightly edited stock images or celebrity/model headshots (one of their accounts was literally just a sepia pic of Christoph Waltz), Wohl literally registered the domain for the fake company's website with the email address "[email protected]" and didn't anonymise it

there's pretty much nothing he's done right

Here's a good overview of the whole thing

https://www.snopes.com/news/2018/10/30/comically-flawed-attempt-smear-robert-mueller-explained/

It really has been a comedy of errors

I think the top piece so far has been
Wohl stopped responding to NBC News after being told Surefires official phone number redirects to his mothers voicemail

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Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicThe two idiots behind the hoax Mueller accusation had a press conference today
Neoconkers
11/01/18 7:33:09 PM
#3
the actual background of the story is pretty much a bullet point list of failures in OPSEC. The "private intelligence" company behind the reveal consists of basically only a LinkedIn page, with the employees all being slightly edited stock images or celebrity/model headshots (one of their accounts was literally just a sepia pic of Christoph Waltz), Wohl literally registered the domain for the fake company's website with the email address "[email protected]" and didn't anonymise it

there's pretty much nothing he's done right
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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicCasey Anthony's Dad on her having kids: I hope she does better this time around.
Neoconkers
10/30/18 8:59:12 PM
#11
deupd_u posted...
I always thought is was super sketchy how her own parents were trying to send her to prison.

you love your child, but then you also love your grandchild too
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Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicDid you know that Universal made a Mummy movie last year?
Neoconkers
10/27/18 8:03:09 PM
#3
that was only last year? man, feels like longer ago that everyone decided to agree it never happened
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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicGunman tried to pull a Dylann Roof in Kentucky, settles for Kroger
Neoconkers
10/25/18 5:53:18 PM
#26
Hexenherz posted...
Yeah but I mean what guarantee did he have that the other guy wouldn't just keep shooting people...

so this guy who has already shot at least one person in front of you, has their gun cocked and loaded in their hand and is already aware of you asks you not to go for your gun or he'll shoot you

are you trying to say you'd just dirty harry it?
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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicChili con Carne - should it gave beans?
Neoconkers
10/25/18 1:10:44 PM
#9
Burgess posted...
How could it be chili without beans. I mean what would it be, just tomato soup

basically a spicy bolognese. can't have chilli con carne without meat
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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicGavin McInnes, leader of Proud Boys, put a dildo up his butt to stick it to libs
Neoconkers
10/23/18 8:27:41 PM
#37
RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
The question is if he enjoyed it.

https://imgur.com/49ft4zu
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Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
Topicboogie2988 can now fly without purchasing a 2nd seat
Neoconkers
10/23/18 4:06:53 PM
#13
next goal: shaving
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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicSean Bean will be the first elusive target in Hitman 2
Neoconkers
10/17/18 8:18:02 PM
#22
not as good as the chuckle brothers promo from the first game
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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicMy Story about Alan. (catboy0_0)
Neoconkers
10/12/18 8:05:26 PM
#13
I saw catboy0_0 at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnt want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, Oh, like youre doing now?

I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but he kept cutting me off and going huh? huh? huh? and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like Sir, you need to pay for those first. At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually to prevent any electrical infetterence and then turned around and winked at me. I dont even think thats a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicTwenty killed in limousine crash in New York State
Neoconkers
10/07/18 2:26:35 PM
#13
20 in one crash sounds like a lot, but nobody wears seatbelts in a limo, so if it crashes then you've got 18 bodies that become 18 projectiles in an enclosed space. Also sucks that it went through a crowd, those are heavy vehicles.

I've never really understood the appeal of limos
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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicMy feelings on Khabib
Neoconkers
10/07/18 2:10:55 PM
#7
literally just hypework for a rematch. UFC just takes their booking from pro-wrestling
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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicSo Michael Moore is pretty sure Trump is the last US president
Neoconkers
10/04/18 5:27:02 PM
#6
nah, even if he IS the end of the US it'll be the start of the end. inertia will make sure it takes a decade or two to fall over
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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
Topicobese cosplayer "momokun" reveals her bowsette cosplay
Neoconkers
10/04/18 3:48:36 AM
#243
YUHH posted...
lmao shes fucking obese

https://i.redd.it/e7bilsrn4vm11.jpg


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Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicSonic Mania is a great reminder of how awesome Sonic is.
Neoconkers
10/03/18 7:37:44 PM
#40
ZMythos posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Almost like it's challenging your skills and reflexes

Except it doesn't.

Sonic's platforming isn't based on timing, skill, or reflex. It's mainly based on memorization during replays and lots of sluggish puzzle-esque obstacles.

only one sonic game I can think of was based on memorisation, and that was Sonic Advance 2. And it sucked because of it.
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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicDad furious that men's bathrooms don't have diaper change tables. Gets traction.
Neoconkers
10/02/18 3:38:14 PM
#8
myzz7 posted...
diaper koala change thing

you what
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TopicPost ITT and I'll grade you on your performance
Neoconkers
09/30/18 8:38:46 PM
#57
I think the earth might be dying
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TopicRiddle: A Father and son are both in a car crash.
Neoconkers
09/29/18 8:59:53 PM
#8
do more macedonian riddles
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TopicPolice chief stabbed to death in front of Town Hall if broad daylight.
Neoconkers
09/29/18 8:29:52 PM
#23
UnfairRepresent posted...
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
Laws against pit bulls are a farce.


he did not have the right to posess, due to a recent criminal conviction.\

Presumably because he's the type of piece of shit to stab someone to death. These types of animals are weapons and should be considered such.

Wut

I've met lovely pitbulls.

IT's the owner, not the dog.

I think that's the point he's trying to make, that the pitbull was taken away BECAUSE of the owner
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TopicKavanaugh Hearing Topic Pt 2
Neoconkers
09/27/18 5:52:25 PM
#273
he looks like he's about to burst into tears constantly
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TopicUN laughs at Trump
Neoconkers
09/25/18 8:00:28 PM
#117
IdiotMachine posted...
He took it well.

he thought they were laughing with him
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Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicFound on r/NEET - Wage Slave Bingo
Neoconkers
09/20/18 7:14:58 PM
#3
wow I would say all of them, guess I get a full house
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Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicShooting at Aberdeen, 3 dead
Neoconkers
09/20/18 5:06:04 PM
#48
anyway, there's only one aberdeen and it's the most boring city in scotland
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Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicShooting at Aberdeen, 3 dead
Neoconkers
09/20/18 4:58:50 PM
#42
Ammonitida posted...
DarkTransient posted...
Article says the shooter died from a shot to her own head?


According to some reports, she shot herself TWICE in the head! How is that even possible? Wouldn't the kinetic energy to the brain from the first blast render you unconscious? If this is true, it's one for the text books.

it's surprisingly common
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiple_gunshot_suicide
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Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicMega Man 1 is the best of the first 3 >_>
Neoconkers
09/20/18 4:50:30 PM
#23
too glitchy
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TopicI'm starting to feel like I'm completely beyond help.
Neoconkers
09/20/18 4:49:50 PM
#21
the killer symptom of depression is that it robs you of the ability to see the progress you've made
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