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Nazanir posted...

Vyrulisse posted...

Phil must legit think everyone who goes on Youtube is doing it for a living and not just a hobby.

Nah, more along the lines of Phil believing that anyone on youtube is his direct competition.

He completely fails to even grasp the concept of demographics.

His salt and jealousy just can't be contained. Though he made (half assed at best) apology regarding the Ninja thing, he just can't help but run his mouth. He shat all over Jack Black (even though it is a father son endeavor), again mocked Ninja, and just displayed his default toxicity.

I just hope he keeps this up, because Ninja or Black could end Phil's career in a tweet.

If you don't put that in quotations i swear to jem...LOL
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He can't go two seconds without throwing "idiot" and "moron" around when his decision making has turned him into an internet bum.

For someone so disgusting to masturbate, and not even have the sense to wipe is it a wonder he's sick all the time?
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Bad_Mojo posted...

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LightningAce11 posted...

Saw a theory that phil might have a 5 year ARM from the bank, which could be why he's so desperate to get 16k in order to show that he can qualify for refinancing.

I don't know what an ARM is =x

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arm

To hear him tell it i guess you could say it's gonna cost an ARM and a leg!

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To compensate they have over saturated their product.

Monday - 3 hour raw plus possible network special
Tuesday 2 hour smackdown plus network special
Wednesday - nxt uk, nxt, and 205 live
Thursday and Friday open
Saturday and Sunday - nxt ppv and wwe ppv both 3 hours monthly, and bi monthly.

Who the hell has time to watch all that unless wrestling journalism is your job? Consider this shit before dsp tells you he has no free time as he alludes to still watching religiously. granted, i bet he skips some of this shit if he has any sense left.
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Ironically even with the most talented roster they ever assembled they can't do shit. WWE are at their best when they weren't comfortable, and the monopoly wasn't there. The attitude era was popular off the strength of the characters more than the actual wrestling matches.

Indy wrestling is stronger than its ever been, so they have something breathing down their necks, and now are trying to snatch wrestlers up just for the hell of it...That's a problem.
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Yeah...hate to say it, but we wrestling fans are notorious for bitching, moaning, and watching every week.

that said, the product's booking got so bad they actually have been hitting record low ratings in succession.
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He's very passionate about wrestling, but he doesn't have john to play off of.
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Vyrulisse posted...

He is still paying for the condo he moved out of it while it sits empty and deteriorating.

You know...If he'd just admit to a reluctance to sell it as his aunt (i think) died taking care of it I could understand that, but DSP is a legit sociopath.

No, this is not some dollar store diagnosis - look at the stream burying his old GF for having an anxiety attack, and going to the hospital if you want proof.
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IIRC, he rode it out till he could get rid of it.
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Brought this up before - he is no adult. An Adult will adapt, and go without as needed. That mother fucker thinks he's special.

Hell. How many adults have you met have to constantly reaffirm that they are adults like he does? He's lying to himself again.
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Vyrulisse posted...

How can he blame patreons? He's shown that he will outright ignore games they vote on or suggest if he doesn't feel like playing them. Also his whining and being down because he didn't get many tips. I wonder if he considers that even his paypigs are tight money-wise this time of year... usually family, yourself, friends come before streamers during Christmas.

Due to them giving him money at all I'd question their priorities in life.
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His ideals in life has translated to his game playing - the inability to adapt, and instead act like it wasn't his fault blaming everything, and everyone else.
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Showtime, synergy!

*Tags*
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jpenny2 posted...

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Anyone think SecretLifeofDSP will make another top 10 worst moments for this year? Think he said he wouldn't, but too much shit happened this year...hell, with dsp there's always shit.

I don't know if he's doing DSP stuff anymore. If I recall, he kind of went off the deep end a couple months ago.

Dude is so positive - how did he go off the deep e-...oh right.

And no he's not positive in that dsp way. He came off as a nice dude.
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Anyone think SecretLifeofDSP will make another top 10 worst moments for this year? Think he said he wouldn't, but too much shit happened this year...hell, with dsp there's always shit.
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Even sadder there were guys like vidar throwing money at him like crazy, so he's conditioned to think this way. It sure as hell makes it easier to lie to yourself.
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Like you need anyone to tell you that - after the pandalee hospital rant there should be no doubt.
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Why would anyone wanna be in his chat? The narcissistic fuck only wants you discussing him.
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LightningAce11 posted...

Why does he say raise funds like he's funding a massive project to deliver clean water to africa?

Because the sun shines out the hairy crack of DSP's ass...apparently...
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LightningAce11 posted...

I had a dream I actually met phil and got him to change his ways.

You met him? I believe that's called a nightmare.
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Phill is gonna get himself banned before the holidays if he keeps this shit up - especially if he goes, and fills up on cheap booze for the holiday while messing with the phone.
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I'd be lying if they didn't fix some B.S. design decisions that annoyed me in 3 ultimate...Just spent my first 100 hours screaming out "not my monster hunter!" at times. New hunters don't get how easy they have it. >_> Still think it's solid.
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That was some booty rapping. LMFAO

I miss shit like "Immortal" for deadly alliance. Cheesy, but that was a mortal kombat theme.
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Who knows...this could be the breaking point as the law of diminishing returns is in effect.
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"Now i'm gonna be honest with you, DOOD!"

This fucker always seems to find a way out - this shit is fabricated as come next year he'll talk about some miracle - quote my text.
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The Wheelman1 posted...

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Holy shit. I cant wait for their next E3 presentation. It's going to be hilarious.

Todd is going to get booed out of the building lol.

They better bitch out like sony did.
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How does he have time to mod a stream anyway?
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Most entertaining game of 2018 because I didn't buy it!
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I thought he couldn't do that fund raiser shit on twitch.
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If people would give me money to do what he did I can't see how i'd ever go and insult them for petty reasons like this dude does - I'd be too busy joking about how i don't deserve that kindness most likely, but i damn sure wouldn't act like this ingrate.
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Pirate_Harris posted...

So is there a tihydp on phils cooking?

Yes...Best part is pouring grease in the toilet.
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That's detractor talk, dood!
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Don't hate the playa, hate the game?
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- little effort to squeeze money
- ample time to bitch about his problems, and guilt his audience.
- feed his massive ego.
- insult people left and right while claiming he isn't toxic.
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@Nazanir

Ever notice how dsp feels the need to reaffirm how honest he is being every time he claims anything? It's like he has convinced himself that he is right just off the basis that he's him, and can bend reality to his liking or some shit. >_> it's fascinating in a sad way as all that did was push everyone who ever loved him away.

https://imgur.com/gwwGdg9

Speaking of which...I wish he'd cover wrestling again, even without john. He's very passionate about it, and it would help with the burn out from the constant game streams to mix it up, and shoot the shit about his other hobbies again.
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'Cause he's an inconsiderate asshole who thinks it's acceptable to subject his fans to it?
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Okay, sorry if it seemed like i doubted you over a sociopath.>_>

However, it's not formal which lined up with part of the claims - the issue is his omission of the other side of it.
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He claims twitch doesn't do 3 strikes - is he lying, or are you mistaken?
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To be fair doesn't that mean he lost weight?
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You sound like a detractor, DOOD!
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He's no adult - an adult will do without, and sacrifice as need be as that's what their parents most likely did for them. He's a self destructive fool.

How many adults you meet need to constantly say they are an adult?
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I don't get how he can't see that keeping that thing is fucking stupid, and even if you can't break even you're better off without it.
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Need those Christmas anime figures, DOOD!

Seriously, around the holidays he always pulls this shit, and people haven't caught on to the scam yet? He really is taking advantage of naive kids.
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Inferno Dive Dragoon posted...

Nintendo_Porn posted...

Inferno Dive Dragoon posted...

>imply a woman, transgender or not, would want to date me

Comedy gold.

Like self-deprecation as much as the next guy, but getting with someone isn't really hard. Out of all the people in the world, you think there aren't at least 1k who won't dig you?

I don't see how anyone could, I have literally nothing to offer.

The key thing though is that I'm not bothered by it, so it's not like I'm bitter/hateful towards women because I lost at life.

Anyone will tell you that people dig confidence - you can't expect someone to believe in you if you don't believe in yourself. That said, you have to constantly be working to something. Anti social as I am, I know it's true.

Screw fatalism - the human mind is powerful as I said earlier. Forget about dating, and get out there, and use it to take something! hate to sound preachy, but fuck everyone else, and just focus on yourself? You saying yourself you aren't bothered by it currently anyway.

If you're still breathing you haven't "lost" anything. It's an unhealthy burden society places on people to "get laid" just so you can seem "normal."
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PleaseClap posted...

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Out of all the people in the world, you think there aren't at least 1k who won't dig you?

Yeah but they all probably live on the moon or something

Cool. Find someone who is "out there" at a convention, or something.
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Inferno Dive Dragoon posted...

>imply a woman, transgender or not, would want to date me

Comedy gold.

Like self-deprecation as much as the next guy, but getting with someone isn't really hard. Out of all the people in the world, you think there aren't at least 1k who won't dig you?

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FursonaNonGrata posted...

I feel like TC made this topic knowing what would happen

This topic is made like once a week so bots can nu-male smile about how progressive they are

I gave a serious, thoughtful answer in a spam topic?! O_o
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nesplayer posted...

no, won't date period, it's a waste of time and money

My man...Woman?

*Bro fist*?
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Younger me would by instinct of said "no."

Now that i'm older...All I could think about is what if a girl I liked later confessed such a thing to me? I understand the power of the human mind, the same thing that made this person not feel right in their gender assignment. Given i'm on the open minded side would I even give a shit now?

I guess I could say yes, but given i've never been in a situation like this i'm all talk, and can't deny I might try to get the hell out the situation, but at the same time i'm in DILLIGAF mode, so...

Just thought either straight answer would be disingenuous, but i will say given how I am sexuality would mean next to nothing in the face of just finding someone I generally like. I wouldn't like men, or women at that point, I would like them. *shrugs*
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Burp
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