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https://www.thestar.com.my/tech/tech-news/2018/12/19/tesla-celebrates-the-holidays-with-new-fart-sound-app-integration/
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I have hands. So, no.
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D. Communists did.
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UltraDeku posted...

NotWhiteNinja posted...

...SBAllen is the new US president for two full terms.

How the hell is this a bad thing!?

KStateKing17 posted...

SBAllen doesn't respect black man ass.

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The right censor what they believe (however incorrectly) is "offensive to society".

The left censor what they believe (usually quite correctly) is harmful to their agenda.

Basically, one is a matter of prudishness and stupidity, the other is wilful maliciousness.
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One year of GameFAQs Gold.
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Vita is pretty much the perfect device for Spelunky, or at least it would be if there weren't a few parts that lagged a bit.
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Kombucha posted...

Ambience posted...

3KL doesn't exist anymore

The fuck?

3KL disappeared when NWDs became a thing. Mods have confirmed they no longer even have a 3KL option in their secret mod panels.
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BonBonTheCutest posted...

Finally SJWs get brave enough to challenge black culture?

Everything they have tried to challenge has started to realise the solution is just to ignore them. They've got to keep looking for new targets who haven't realised this yet.

Of course, all the "new targets" have to do is look at how the old targets got rid of them, and they'll be doing the same in no time. GG SJWs, your era is over.
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I smelt fake news before I even read the topic title.
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looked posted...

The articles admits that he doesnt even have it copyrighted, so he cant sue.

Registering the copyright only serves as a legal record of the copyright. It's not a requirement to have copyright in and of itself.
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Johnny Klebitz is up there too IMO.
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Do we get a platinum badge for collecting all the other badges?
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Pogo_Marimo posted...

My favorite video was the one where he pretended to shart his bed to own millenials and SJWs.

Reminds me of that alt-right guy who somehow figured that shoving a certain object into a certain place on his body was somehow "sticking it to the libs".
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Frostshock posted...

So now the only place I can legally buy beer is a shitty government website, but weed is sold in grocery stores?

Yep.
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Those farts are obviously dubbed onto the recording later, to such an extent that even if they were also audible (at normal volume / etc) to the pranked people, it just seems too fake to be funny.
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Giant_Aspirin posted...

even though i dont drink and i love weed, i voted against it.

after seeing what prohibition did to America in a few short years there's no way i'd wish that upon the entire world

I dunno about anyone else, but personally, I wouldn't see the point in searching out some alcohol if it's illegal, especially if I could just go legally buy a bag of weed. That might be a big difference in this time. (I'm aware cannabis wasn't technically illegal around prohibition time, but it wasn't exactly widely used either.)
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I think it's unlikely he'll get a second term. Any one of the following could mean no second term, from least likely to most:
- Republicans decide to put forward a more-typical candidate, meaning Trump isn't in the running in the first place
- Democrats put forward a candidate that sucks slightly less than Trump (ie: pretty much anyone they'd be reasonably likely to run, other than Clinton)
- Trump's health gives out before 2020

I'd say the chance that none of the above happen is pretty low.
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Basically:
- Anywhere both are illegal, or both are legal, stay as they are
- Anywhere one is legal but the other isn't, is now the other way around
- Laws around them swap too. Eg. If somewhere had an 18+ restriction on alcohol but a 21+ restriction on cannabis, their cannabis age is now 18+ and alcohol age 21+.
- In places where the way the law is enforced doesn't quite match up with what it says, that swaps too. Eg. If cannabis is officially illegal but generally tolerated somewhere, alcohol is now illegal but generally tolerated in that place.

However:
- The general opinions of the public do not swap. If cannabis is generally quite hated by the public somewhere, it still is after taking this deal. Only the laws, and enforcement of such, swap.
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SaithSayer posted...

You people are worse than the stoners who turn everything into a LEGALIZE IT discussion.

Legalize it.
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It's only bad if you have pet birds.
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EpicMickeyDrew posted...

Yeah it has a specific name in English too, 'social justice warrior"

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The only time my horse died other than when I was messing around in free-roam doing stuff that would almost certianly result in horse death was the scripted death during the final Chapter 6 mission.
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Every Christmas song is the worst Christmas song.
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It's a blatant case of falling for the "us vs them" mentality, but ultimately, it's up to them to decide who they do or don't want to date and they have every right to do so.
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Veggeta X posted...

Oh gee. "Their old stuff is good" is such a edgy and fake shit thing to say these days. Can yall come up with something new? I'm gonna make a topic out of this.

It's objectively true though. Their newer stuff is basically ARPG trash and cash-in MMOs. If you like fancy graphics, sure, they'll impress you, but if you're after an actual good game, look elsewhere.
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ghostmess posted...

Apparently on this site it's ok to refer to a public figure as that word, unless they're a women then it's considered hate speech. Total nonsense obviously but that's the rule.

It's one of those things that doesn't actually violate the ToU as written in any way, but they'll twist the definition of "Offensive" or "Trolling" to get you for it if they don't like you or if you state a fact or opinion they don't like. If you're just saying stuff they agree with or using the word to talk about the word itself, you're good.

The funniest part is that apparently, they'll never ping you for it if you follow the old censor bypass rule, but they will if you follow the new one. I don't know how true that is though, it's just what I've heard from a few others on here.
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1337toothbrush posted...

How is this not unconstitutional?

It probably is.
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Square historically made good stuff (the older FFs) but haven't made anything good, other than direct ports / remasters, in a while now.

Capcom at least have Ace Attorney as far as recent good stuff goes.
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Well that's a totally believable defence. </sarcasm>
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As someone who thinks the "boycott Israel" movement is already a bit on the stupid side (and this doesn't mean I approve of Israel's actions, just that the boycott movement is a very laughable reaction to said actions), this is far more stupid than that.
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No pics, marked.

I didn't use a gif so it's fine.
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So, don't support them. Switch to another ISP.

They're going to care far more about losing market share than they ever would have about some "net neutrality" law that probably wouldn't've done much about this situation in the first place, given that it related to a misunderstanding of an entirely different law.
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Vicious_Dios posted...

You make it sound like SBAllen will perform that role against his will.

No. If you take that deal, it also magically makes SBAllen *want* to be president. He won't want to quit, no matter what happens.

008Zulu posted...

He can't die, ever, at all?

He can die once he's no longer president. Not a "he dies right away when the second term's up" situation, just "he's no longer death-proof". While he's president though, you could literally detonate a nuclear bomb right next to him and he'd somehow survive, without any injury that would prevent him continuing as president.
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Let's see what CE would prefer.
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Darmik posted...

Maybe replace OG Splinter Cell with Munch's Odyssey since that was an exclusive back in the day.

Munch absolutely has to be on there. Regarding Splinter Cell, one of them definitely has to be on there, but to be honest I'm not sure which one I'd pick. There's good arguments for all three.
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Webmaster4531 posted...

The problem with the ACA is the only cost saving measure is the insurance exchanges.

The Public Option would fix all that but neither side wants an actual fix they just want a way for insurance companies to screw you out of money.

Bingo.
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This case MUST be heard ASAP. The memes will be hilarious.
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Hate, yes. Harm, nah, unless it's self defence don't bother.
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I'm going with a capital C on this one. Despite killing Hitler, which was indeed a great thing to do, that guy did a lot of really terrible stuff in his life.
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Whichever suits the issue they're discussing at the time.
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smoliske posted...

who is the new host going to be

It'd be pricier, but NearlyFreeSpeech.net are the kind of host I suspect wouldn't pull this shit. The downside is you don't have quite as much control over your server, but it might still be enough for ImgTC.
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Cause I wanna do you.
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I like how FFX handled it. Three on the frontline, but you can also switch during battle.
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Metal Gear Gayfish when?
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Utah. But that's okay since it doesn't exist according to The Simpsons.
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