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TopicHow many times have you been punched in the face?
OpShaft
12/30/18 1:43:04 AM
#2
Eh, probably over 11. Been in quite a few fights
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TopicStore employee has a screaming MELTDOWN over a Trump shirt.
OpShaft
12/30/18 1:06:01 AM
#424
Lol nice vid
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TopicThoughts on NSMBU Deluxe for someone who never played NSMBU?
OpShaft
12/27/18 5:55:23 PM
#4
Fun as fuck with family/friends
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TopicI am the genie of the lamp you get one wish.
OpShaft
12/27/18 4:12:03 PM
#56
Infinite wishes with no strings attached or negative side effects.

I'm sure I forgot something
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Topic$10K untaxed but The Admiral is made a mod again
OpShaft
12/27/18 12:55:55 PM
#12
What's the downside?
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Topic$500, or everyone swipes right for you on Tinder.
OpShaft
12/25/18 8:12:17 PM
#6
I'm married, so tinder.

jk
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TopicTinder date ended poorly all because I told her that psych is a useless degree
OpShaft
12/25/18 7:33:28 PM
#38
electricbugs2 posted...
Engineer_Gamer posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
Hey genius, your account isn't a year old the day it's made. Come on, you can do it, I believe in you.

jesus

christ

you're actually

an idiot

let's try this:
if i was born on december 25 2000, how old would a legal document say i am today

You would have just turned 18. You weren't already 18. Back to school chump.


https://howlongagogo.com/date/2005/april/3
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TopicTinder date ended poorly all because I told her that psych is a useless degree
OpShaft
12/25/18 7:30:14 PM
#33
Engineer_Gamer posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
Hey genius, your account isn't a year old the day it's made. Come on, you can do it, I believe in you.

jesus

christ

you're actually

an idiot

let's try this:
if i was born on december 25 2000, how old would a legal document say i am today


Lolol love this topic
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TopicTinder date ended poorly all because I told her that psych is a useless degree
OpShaft
12/25/18 7:23:52 PM
#21
Engineer_Gamer posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
Engineer_Gamer posted...
you wouldnt last long in a real major with math like that

I have a real major, and a post graduate.

Fail.

okay but you can't properly subtract 2005 from 2018

is this your brain on nearly 14 years of CE


Rekt
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Topicis patrick mahomes elite!?
OpShaft
12/23/18 8:45:30 PM
#2
He is. My boy the GOAT
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TopicScenerio: A 19 year old walks up to you claiming to be your wife.
OpShaft
12/23/18 8:35:40 PM
#15
Duncanwii posted...
au_gold posted...
How attractive is she?

Like 7/10. C cups. Wears contact lenses but can also wear glasses. Blond waist length hair, sounds like Hillary Duff.


My real wife and I show her the bedroom.

Then have a threesome.
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TopicHave you ever had sex?
OpShaft
12/22/18 11:17:00 PM
#33
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
SuperExcitebike posted...
Sex was literally my first orgasm. True story

A Girls Gone Wild commercial was mine.


Titanic for me
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TopicWhen making a grilled cheese sandwich, how many slices of cheese do you use?
OpShaft
12/21/18 9:11:18 PM
#3
2
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TopicWhat mobile game you guys playing?
OpShaft
12/20/18 1:08:06 PM
#6
A_Good_Boy posted...
Brawl Stars

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TopicI'm finally giving BotW a proper chance after taking a break on SSBU, and...
OpShaft
12/17/18 9:16:39 PM
#6
What's wrong with ultimate?
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Topicpriest at funeral calls dead teen that committed suicide a sinner
OpShaft
12/15/18 10:13:52 AM
#9
I would have beat his ass, priest or not.
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TopicFirst Transgender Contestant STUNS at MISS UNIVERSE and SLAMS TRUMP!!
OpShaft
12/15/18 9:53:52 AM
#69
PepperoniMaster posted...
GetWokeGoBroke posted...
What's the point of having a beauty contest if every single one of them is surgically enhanced? This is classism, poor women don't even stand a chance.

It's also incredibly heightist in that only tall girls are considered beautiful and worthy of representing an entire nation, never mind the average female height is around 5'4" in most parts of the world.


Plus shorter girls are hotter
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TopicC/D: Season 3 of Rick and Morty needed more Jerry.
OpShaft
12/13/18 4:08:39 PM
#4
Axiom posted...
He grew on me for sure. The banter with Rick is pretty amusing. The mom is the only character that annoys me at times


I like everyone else, but she's hit or miss.
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Topic8 NAZI'S including a WOMAN were arrested for Assaulting a Black AND Asian Man!!
OpShaft
12/13/18 7:30:44 AM
#23
KStateKing17 posted...
Lock them up and melt the key down into coins or some shit.


Then it would cost a fortune in locksmiths to let them out every day for yard time, meals, etc.
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TopicDo you consider yourself a genuine 90s kid? If so what year were you born in?
OpShaft
12/12/18 8:01:56 AM
#4
Don't know and don't care - 1991
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TopicHoly shit fuck food poisoning
OpShaft
12/11/18 2:23:16 PM
#38
Also, surprised my new wife didnt leave me after cleaning that up
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TopicHoly shit fuck food poisoning
OpShaft
12/11/18 2:22:15 PM
#37
Sajo posted...
Speaking from experience, you'd be better served sitting in the shower crying.


This. Had food poisoning a couple weeks ago. Shit my brains out, discovered I had to puke so I jumped off the toilet. Blasted shit onto the floor while puking.

Gotta hit the showers
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TopicGreen or Black felt on my pool table? Help me decide CE.
OpShaft
12/10/18 11:15:24 PM
#24
smoke_break posted...
I came in this topic to say "wtf? green of course" but black actually looks better.

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TopicHmm Peggy Hill is actually a good character in the beginning.
OpShaft
12/09/18 10:51:39 PM
#56
GregShmedley posted...
Weird, Im watching it as I type. Just finished the Valentines Day episode.


Doing a rewatch as we speak. Just started the episode with the gnomes.
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TopicFirst game that comes to mind with 'Dark' in its title?
OpShaft
12/08/18 6:47:45 PM
#26
Shotgunnova posted...
Mr_Biscuit posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Dark Souls

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TopicMario + Rabbids shouldn't work anywhere near as well as it does
OpShaft
12/06/18 10:50:56 PM
#5
How is that game?
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TopicDevastated man loses his wife but saves their baby daughter...
OpShaft
12/06/18 10:41:50 PM
#26
Asked my wife and she would want me to save our baby.

Dont know if I could do it, though.
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TopicHow would you react if it got out that Donald Trump had sex with a parrot.
OpShaft
12/06/18 7:38:53 AM
#9
Lucas don Velour?
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TopicDid George Bush hate the postal service or something?
OpShaft
12/05/18 11:35:28 AM
#6
Sucks for the mail workers. Tomorrow is gonna be HEAVY.

I dont miss being a mail carrier.
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TopicDo you like eggnog?
OpShaft
12/05/18 9:46:57 AM
#26
Anderson Erickson egg nog is the best, I love it
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TopicDoes meaningless sex ever get you depressed?
OpShaft
12/04/18 2:28:18 PM
#33
I guess.

But sex is never meaningless to me. Even randos fulfill a purpose.
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Topic1 billion dollars or your own personal genie?
OpShaft
12/04/18 2:16:19 PM
#54
My first wish would be to make it so I cant make any money ever, so I can't undo my wishes
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TopicI am on pace to spend roughly $11k this year, living in NYC.
OpShaft
12/03/18 10:53:52 PM
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___b0xxY2J0sHBK posted...
SaltyWet posted...
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SaltyWet posted...
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SaltyWet posted...
___b0xxY2J0sHBK posted...
180 on food a month for one person is insane

I only eat twice a day and it works out to $3 per meal.


I only eat twice a day too(no breakfast). I dont even spend half that and i dont eat a lot of processed food.

Please live a little.


I do. I eat out. I just dont understand how cost of living with food in nyc is so expensive but your rent is so cheap

Ok, where do you live?


Kansas city. I still pay the 600 a month. Traveling and a phone is 100 and food if i cook all month is 70 plus another 20-30 eating out


Another KC bro! My boy
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Topicare you sexually active
OpShaft
12/03/18 12:00:24 AM
#17
Unsugarized_Foo posted...
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
Yes I'm married

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Topicduncanwii
OpShaft
12/01/18 11:43:56 PM
#13
Lol
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Topicboobs, Boobs, BOOBS
OpShaft
12/01/18 11:40:02 PM
#140
Thank you
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Topic24 y/o MAGA Blonde is asked to LEAVE after she had GUNS in her APARTMENT!!
OpShaft
12/01/18 11:39:12 PM
#41
EliteC posted...
TheRealDill2000 posted...
EliteC posted...
TheRealDill2000 posted...
ProbablyaCat posted...
She holds abhorrent views, but her roommates had no right to go through her belongings or try to force her out.

Only her views on firearms are objectively bad. Outside of that, she is allowed to hold uncommon viewpoints.


Stop trying to normalize racism

Racism...I don't ever condone that. I must have missed it in the OP.


MAGA


Ah, so she isn't racist then, you just don't like trump.
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Topicboobs, Boobs, BOOBS
OpShaft
12/01/18 7:16:18 PM
#138
We need more
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TopicWhat was the last candy bar you had?
OpShaft
12/01/18 12:55:09 PM
#11
Paragon21XX posted...
WilliamPorygon posted...
Does Reese's cups count as a candy bar?

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TopicYour Panda Express order?
OpShaft
11/30/18 10:50:43 PM
#22
Sweet fire and fried rice
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Topicmonthly reminder that the last jedi is better than the force awakens
OpShaft
11/29/18 5:41:45 PM
#12
Someone should make a version without the finn/rose crap. Might make it watchable
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TopicWere you hesitant to watch Solo because of the bad taste of the last jedi?
OpShaft
11/28/18 6:16:06 PM
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Haven't even watched it because of TLJ. So I guess so
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TopicAfraid that I got an STD while in Mexico *Updated*
OpShaft
11/27/18 1:48:50 PM
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King_Hellebuyck posted...

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TopicHmm... of my 23 Tinder matches.. 16 are fat/obese
OpShaft
11/27/18 8:17:15 AM
#2
Chunks are easier to get, but there are still some diamonds out there. Just gotta work for it.
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TopicWhat would you do if someone made a topic asking you what you would do in a
OpShaft
11/24/18 2:49:12 PM
#2
I would answer
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