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| Topic | The MAGAbomber was driving around in this, what the fuck? |
| PreacherBeelze 10/26/18 12:17:58 PM #29 | eston posted... Anarchy_Juiblex posted...Red flags like that should be probable cause for the police tbqh. Stop and frisk all rape van owners? Not sure Ill get behind that honestly. Not a fan of searching without real probable cause... being insanely political and plastering insanity all over your van doesnt make you a possible murderous psychopath. That said, I would be more fearful of a person stepping out of that van than literally any person Ive encountered in Chicago... --- I'm a painter, https://imgur.com/BNh6Uzk |
| Topic | The MAGAbomber was driving around in this, what the fuck? |
| PreacherBeelze 10/26/18 12:17:41 PM #27 | VipaGTS posted... So this dipshit can drive around with all that on his windows but my tint is a shade darker than it should be and i get pulled over immediately.. States vary --- I'm a painter, https://imgur.com/BNh6Uzk |
| Topic | ITT: post kickass 70s songs |
| PreacherBeelze 10/20/18 1:14:43 AM #220 | |
| Topic | I'm through with standing in lines to clubs that I'll never get in |
| PreacherBeelze 10/19/18 6:49:02 PM #7 | Those clubs are lame, if youre in nyc I can point you in a better direction. But yeah, shoot higher than shallow trash. --- I'm a painter, https://imgur.com/BNh6Uzk |
| Topic | ***I used to be a troll - AMA and I'll kind of complement you*** |
| PreacherBeelze 10/19/18 6:39:31 PM #21 | |
| Topic | Have you ever been on a date before? |
| PreacherBeelze 10/19/18 6:12:42 PM #11 | Many, many different people, most ended at some point somewhat poorly... but Im married now, and not unhappy, so overall quite well. --- I'm a painter, https://imgur.com/BNh6Uzk |
| Topic | Jaws vs. Jurassic Park |
| PreacherBeelze 10/19/18 6:10:22 PM #2 | |
| Topic | Post artworks you like! |
| PreacherBeelze 10/19/18 5:09:33 PM #20 | Vicious_Dios posted... @PreacherBeelze 's stuff is pretty neat as well. Thanks for that! I appreciate it, while Im certainly not a Turner or a Bierstadt, I actually have made frames for both of them (well, the museums that own their work) --- I'm a painter, https://imgur.com/BNh6Uzk |
| Topic | RAte my lunch |
| PreacherBeelze 10/16/18 9:56:33 AM #7 | |
| Topic | Why do people like bohemian rhapsody??? |
| PreacherBeelze 10/16/18 9:28:14 AM #25 | HashtagTartarus posted... ChainedRedone posted...HashtagTartarus posted...Guitar > piano https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suite_for_Microtonal_Piano It requires tuning, which is difficult, but there is also the fluid microtonal piano... so... yeah, you do it by doing it and it can be done @HashtagTartarus Not to say I agree with the dude about guitar being limited... thats just erroneous. --- I'm a painter, https://imgur.com/BNh6Uzk |
| Topic | Why do people like bohemian rhapsody??? |
| PreacherBeelze 10/16/18 9:24:24 AM #24 | There isnt much like it honestly... I think its originality coupled with its popularity shows the talent inherent in queen. Im not a huge fan, but its hard to say its bad in regards to technical skill and originality. As far as pop music goes and the structure of pop music, there is not much like it. Its played out for sure, but its far from trash. --- I'm a painter, https://imgur.com/BNh6Uzk |
| Topic | Are these requirements reasonable? |
| PreacherBeelze 10/15/18 2:43:23 PM #4 | If you think you can do it, not be trained to do the job, actually do it... Apply anyways They are reasonable terms, but businesses are also reasonable people, if you can, and you can prove you can, they will entertain you --- I'm a painter, https://imgur.com/BNh6Uzk |
| Topic | The most Powerful sword in video game history? |
| PreacherBeelze 10/15/18 1:10:47 PM #70 | Hyyr posted... St0rmFury posted...Crissagrim Me too --- I'm a painter, https://imgur.com/BNh6Uzk |
| Topic | The Gender studies hoax - fake papers passing peer review |
| PreacherBeelze 10/15/18 9:52:39 AM #44 | Targeting gender studies here shows an intense ignorance and a desire to highlight one field as sub par in this manner. What do these fields have in common? Chemistry? Physics? Biology? Gender studies? If you guessed they all had fraudulent papers published in major journals that passed peer review, highlighting the inherent problems with scientific research and rigor in terms of analyzing new discoveries... Congrats, you win. Anyhow, no shit... some people published some fraudulent research... ok, welcome to the debate started back in the early 1990s, its be great if you caught yourself up a little further than cherry picking fields you dont like. Right now? This shit is way behind the curve. Mining peer reviewed journals that have debunked or nonsensical published data? Is fun... mining it and looking for one specific field and only that field? Thats disingenuous, and kind of lazy, as literally every single scientific field you can think of, has had this problem. From cold fusion, room temperature superconductivity, to gender studies. --- I'm a painter, https://imgur.com/BNh6Uzk |
| Topic | Have you ever ran from the police? |
| PreacherBeelze 10/15/18 9:46:09 AM #21 | 1 time. Suburban house party at some random kids house, no one I knew knew whos house it was, only where it was. Lots of booze, pot, and probably more though not in terms of myself... got there, you could hear it about 2 blocks away, in a pretty large development... luckily, parking was scarce (due to how many people were there... so we had to park far away. naturally the neighbors called the cops, I would have if I were them now... Anyhow, was only there maybe 45 minutes, enough to drink half a mad dog 20/20 bum wine with my friend, and we had some pot on us... Drunk and high, on the couch watching people in the pool, we heard its the cops!!! and cops came in with flashlights, two cars outside flashing lights. We bolted out the back door and beeline for the woods, went through the woods... walked through the woods keeping an eye on the cops, noticed that they had checkpoints set up on both ends of the street nabbing kids. Thats about my extent with running from the law. --- I'm a painter, https://imgur.com/BNh6Uzk |
| Topic | Question about school busses and their traffic laws |
| PreacherBeelze 10/15/18 8:40:06 AM #12 | That is legal. You cant pass the bus, but if the bus is behind you you are fine. --- I'm a painter, https://imgur.com/BNh6Uzk |
| Topic | Do you think the Wachowski Brothers actually realised the 3rd Matrix is bad? |
| PreacherBeelze 10/14/18 4:24:47 PM #13 | |
| Topic | ITT I post 1 underground hiphop album every day |
| PreacherBeelze 10/14/18 3:56:25 PM #13 | Clipping has a big following. Lots of hate against them for some reason. I wouldnt call them that underground though, theyre often highlighted on npr. Anyhow, some sad sacks in this topic. Never understood the I dont liked it, ergo, its objectively bad, ergo liking it is a cry for attention or trying to feel special... thats done dense shit for stupid people right there, as seen in some comments above. --- I'm a painter, https://imgur.com/BNh6Uzk |
| Topic | Liberals have coined a new term called "Toxic Monogamy" |
| PreacherBeelze 10/12/18 6:02:36 PM #8 | Mustve missed the meeting, or youre selectively mistaking fringe outsiders as representatives of the mainstream left. Latter sounds right --- I'm a painter, https://imgur.com/BNh6Uzk |
| Topic | I love when people try to call your joke 'unfunny' because they didn't get it. |
| PreacherBeelze 10/12/18 4:30:50 PM #78 | Speaking of bars (drops mic deafening screech ensues) My bad, sorry about that... Cough cough Sp-cough.... Speaking of bars, a grasshopper walked into... wait... So, Uhm... a grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says We have a drink named after you to which the grasshopper says... youve got a drink named Brad? Du dun... tsch.... Just jokes people just jokes... cmon, sit back down come back... godamnit... --- I'm a painter, https://imgur.com/BNh6Uzk |
| Topic | I really need to find some auctioneer to pedal my shit art for millions |
| PreacherBeelze 10/12/18 3:42:45 PM #10 | Tyranthraxus posted... 1. Most of the art is worth the money it is because of who made it. If you found a piece of garbage doodle that Picasso did when he was 6 years old, it would probably be worth 30 million at minimum. Picasso painted this https://imgur.com/gallery/EF4MNNi At 16 --- I'm a painter, https://imgur.com/BNh6Uzk |
| Topic | Scenario: You're in charge of a new Spider-Man game. |
| PreacherBeelze 10/12/18 3:37:39 PM #8 | Id make it so that Peter Parker has just lost his powers, and he needs to rectify his feelings on issues that are spiraling out of control for him (bosses of a sort). An open world NYC with a stamina meter that drains quickly, and a cash meter that needs enough for rent, food, subway cards and whatever else you might want. Grief- he has to make amends with the person who killed Uncle Ben in a long drawn out conversation driven QTE. First you have to take interesting photos through the open world city and sell them to the daily bugle. You need to make enough money to buy a bus ticket to the prison 3.5 real life hours away. Confidence- you need to assuage Mary Janes reservations about your not being physically available for her when she needs you, like going to see her shows on broadway. You have to convince her you really enjoyed her performance at the off broadway show that is objectively terrible and too long. Education- you need to pass an actual advanced physics course in the game. Sitting through a series of lectures followed by a series of tests. Helping your aunt- she is having money and health problems and youll have to raise money so she can keep her house while you figure out a good home that you think you can afford. Each of those compromise the game with little side quests like hold the elevator door and give directions to lost delivery boy. The game ends with a cutscene where you dawn the Spider-Man costume on top of a building, gear a siren, and leap off to start chase... then it fades to black and says the end. --- I'm a painter, https://imgur.com/BNh6Uzk |
| Topic | I really need to find some auctioneer to pedal my shit art for millions |
| PreacherBeelze 10/12/18 3:28:07 PM #7 | mariolover2 posted... PreacherBeelze posted...Anyhow, Jenny Saville just shattered some records herself recently with a 9.3million solar sale at auctions... highest price for a living female artist I didnt say that it did and Im more than aware. The record is the highest selling price for a living female artist... what that does do for her is make it so that every piece she does after and has done before goes up in value. She isnt hurting any from that sale, at all. --- I'm a painter, https://imgur.com/BNh6Uzk |
| Topic | I really need to find some auctioneer to pedal my shit art for millions |
| PreacherBeelze 10/12/18 3:15:49 PM #4 | Banksy once sat outside of the metropolitan museum of art on the sidewalk with other artists selling his stencils for $50 a pop. It in itself was a piece, and they went up in value by a shit ton of money, obviously. I like banksys ideas a lot of the time... hes funny, and rips on the art world... which I like as it deserves it. Anyhow, Jenny Saville just shattered some records herself recently with a 9.3million solar sale at auctions... highest price for a living female artist One of Francis bacons pieces sold for like 236million. Art is funny, for the 1.4million dollar banksy, its less about the work itself as much as its about all of his work cumulatively, plus, this became much different and inherently more valuable after the shredding. --- I'm a painter, https://imgur.com/BNh6Uzk |
| Topic | Good place to get a tailored suit? |
| PreacherBeelze 10/12/18 3:09:29 PM #8 | Jarred has decent relatively affordable suit wear. Depends on your body type though. --- I'm a painter, https://imgur.com/BNh6Uzk |
| Topic | I love when people try to call your joke 'unfunny' because they didn't get it. |
| PreacherBeelze 10/12/18 2:10:17 PM #77 | Righty ohh righty oh, tip your servers people... Its a two drink minimum... Speaking of drinks... Jean Paul Sartre has been at the bar for several hours now, drunk as a skunk.... the bartender comes up and asks want another shot there Jean?... Sartre looks up and says.... I think not... and DISAPPEARS BOOOOM!!! Theyre gonna keep on coming! Hey wait, buddy, the bathrooms over that way... thats ... buddy, youre going the wrong way. (Man turns around and flips the bird, then exits to the street) --- I'm a painter, https://imgur.com/BNh6Uzk |
| Topic | I love when people try to call your joke 'unfunny' because they didn't get it. |
| PreacherBeelze 10/12/18 2:02:16 PM #75 | SuperMedz3 posted... tote_all posted...Dont worry TC they also probably believe in god and cant handle your superior intellect and humor. Hey guys theres a show going on glad your here to HEAR How does an atheist girl wear her hair? ... ... ... ... with BIG BANGS! BOOOOM (dun dun Tschhh) --- I'm a painter, https://imgur.com/BNh6Uzk |
| Topic | I love when people try to call your joke 'unfunny' because they didn't get it. |
| PreacherBeelze 10/12/18 1:57:38 PM #73 | (Screeching feedback from the mic) Is it solipsistic in here?... ... ... ... Or is it just me? BOOOM (A chair creaks, a man stands up and heads to the door) Hey buddy, yeah you... What do you call a crushed triangle bro? (Dude looks back with a grimace and the posture only found when profoundly embarassed for another) ... ... ... A rectangle... BOOOM too much edge for the likes of yah... see you around square. Hha ha, just joking around folks... how are you doing maam? (Woman looks down and to the left and refuses to say a word)... All righty... What happens when you combine an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic...? ... ... ... You get a guy, staying up all night thinking about whether or not DOG exists! ... ... ... BOOOOM just joking around everybody... you too? where are you going? Sit down, cmon man... Its an hour long set people, get comfortable... --- I'm a painter, https://imgur.com/BNh6Uzk |
| Topic | Do you use urinals? |
| PreacherBeelze 10/12/18 11:48:45 AM #9 | Like any totally normal well adjusted young man, getting caught in the middle of dropping a deuce in a public urinal is one of the only ways I can reach sexual climax. --- I'm a painter, https://imgur.com/BNh6Uzk |
| Topic | I love when people try to call your joke 'unfunny' because they didn't get it. |
| PreacherBeelze 10/12/18 11:13:09 AM #53 | How can you tell two twin brothers apart? one a plumber and the other a chemist. Ask them to say unionized. Dun dun.... tSCHHHHH..... (Glassy eyed audience, and the sound of a cough) Is this thing On, On on on... (taps hand on mic) BSHHH, BSCHHHH, BSCHHH Tough crowd... man... Something Ive noticed, I dont know about you, but kleptomaniacs yknow... they just never get puns, ever... yknow?... they just dont get it... They always take things, literally. Dun dun... Tschhhh... Jeez... Im here all night folks --- I'm a painter, https://imgur.com/BNh6Uzk |
| Topic | I love when people try to call your joke 'unfunny' because they didn't get it. |
| PreacherBeelze 10/12/18 10:33:06 AM #22 | Sometimes they get it, but assume they didnt because it simply wasnt funny. In a sense, theyre giving you the benefit of the doubt in terms of intelligence in those situations. Surely there is more to it than that? They ask themselves.... but... there wasnt. Sometimes they didnt get it and it wasnt funny once gotten as well... Rarely is it actually funny by they didnt get it... but it does happen. --- I'm a painter, https://imgur.com/BNh6Uzk |
| Topic | Bought a $1.2K tuxedo today. AMA. |
| PreacherBeelze 10/12/18 9:58:32 AM #2 | Why not buy a high quality suit? Its more versatile and applicable to more situations. Do you do black tie affairs often? Ive never found them to be particularly fun, and think a good suit beats a tuxedo any day. --- I'm a painter, https://imgur.com/BNh6Uzk |
| Topic | Your top ten movies of the 1960's. |
| PreacherBeelze 10/12/18 9:36:56 AM #2 | 1: Persona by Bergman 2: 8 1/2 Fellini 3: Branded to Kill- Suzuki 4: Yojimbo- Kurosawa 5; Repulsion - Polanski 6: the Exterminating Angel - Bruenel 7: Ivans Childhood- Tarkovsky 8: Dr. Strangelove - Kubrick 9: Whos Afraid of Virginia Wolfe- Nichols 10: Blowup - Antonioni Not sure about which Id really place where, but theyre 10 of the best films of the 60s imho --- I'm a painter, https://imgur.com/BNh6Uzk |
| Topic | What we really NEED! A Fallout game with Divinity Original Sin engine |
| PreacherBeelze 10/12/18 8:37:07 AM #10 | I dont disagree... they should make a new one... but Fallout, fallout 2, and fallout brotherhood of steel are all isometric fallout games. --- I'm a painter, https://imgur.com/BNh6Uzk |
| Topic | I scored a 90 on my IQ test |
| PreacherBeelze 10/12/18 8:32:57 AM #8 | Just enough to be considered average, which is far from shameful. --- I'm a painter, https://imgur.com/BNh6Uzk |
| Topic | The Legalization of Prostitution |
| PreacherBeelze 10/11/18 9:07:56 PM #16 | For. Not my thing but it makes sense to shine light into the shadows of Vice behavior. Would help with human trafficking and the explotation of children by eliminating large swaths of the internet as potential culprits through government regulations. --- I'm a painter, https://imgur.com/BNh6Uzk |
| Topic | Leonard Cohen wrote a poem called "Kanye West is not Picasso" |
| PreacherBeelze 10/11/18 8:49:57 PM #24 | |
| Topic | ITT: Name a video game and I will name one that is better. |
| PreacherBeelze 10/11/18 7:30:08 PM #16 | |
| Topic | Think about how underappreciated male pornstars are. |
| PreacherBeelze 10/11/18 7:28:21 PM #9 | |
| Topic | Scenario: you walk in on your son sitting on his jock boyfriend's lap |
| PreacherBeelze 10/11/18 5:29:11 PM #18 | First, an apology for barging in ... and a hi to both of them... then a you guys hungry or anything? Then pending on their age (this is assuming teens), as Im leaving say door stays open ok? Let me know if you need anything. --- I'm a painter, https://imgur.com/BNh6Uzk |
| Topic | pisses me off when people don't understand why over/unders are set at halves |
| PreacherBeelze 10/11/18 4:49:19 PM #6 | |
| Topic | pisses me off when people don't understand why over/unders are set at halves |
| PreacherBeelze 10/11/18 4:47:48 PM #5 | |
| Topic | What's your favorite star? |
| PreacherBeelze 10/11/18 4:40:02 PM #6 |  The sun is the only one I have ever had an actual feeling about.  --- I'm a painter, https://imgur.com/BNh6Uzk |
| Topic | Did you disclose your name and address to Gamefaqs? |
| PreacherBeelze 10/11/18 4:18:47 PM #10 | |
| Topic | What was Hitler saying in his speeches? |
| PreacherBeelze 10/11/18 3:35:09 PM #15 | Here is a link to all hitlers speeches in English. http://www.worldfuturefund.org/wffmaster/Reading/Hitler%20Speeches/Hitler%20Key%20Speeches%20Index.htm Its not a hate site, its just a history site. His rhetoric about the Jewish people was not subtle. --- I'm a painter, https://imgur.com/BNh6Uzk |
| Topic | Do you think that $40k/yr is a salary? |
| PreacherBeelze 10/11/18 3:32:02 PM #13 | I dont think its a good salary, but it counts as a salary... Pends non where youre living I guess --- I'm a painter, https://imgur.com/BNh6Uzk |
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