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TopicITT: 500 Pokémon moves/abilities that can be construed as sexual
The Eko
12/30/18 6:10:56 AM
#3
Pound
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TopicDo you tip after a dance at a strip club??
The Eko
12/27/18 8:15:33 PM
#46
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Blue_Dream87 posted...
Honest question: how do you ask/gauge whether you can touch her or not? Don't wanna just grab and make an ass of myself

I try to know that before going or just straight up asking if touching is allowed.

Tampa was phenomenal. Fully nude, full touch with no insertion.

Which place in Tampa?
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TopicGreat, now I have a floater in my eye
The Eko
12/19/18 12:23:56 PM
#11
You need to go see an opthalmologist. Floaters and flashes, especially recent/new ones, can be pretty serious. Can lead to retinal detachment which can lead to vision loss. I wouldn't mess around with it. I work in an opthalmologist office.
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TopicBest vacation for 2 for under $2000?
The Eko
12/14/18 8:24:57 AM
#72
Cape Cod for whale watching.
Florida if you like the beach
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TopicMmm Piper Perri
The Eko
12/03/18 1:16:51 AM
#15
TopicGirl rejects guy on dating site, who proceeds to melt down about it.
The Eko
11/26/18 2:34:44 PM
#61
She's pretty gross looking
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TopicGimme some secret Santa ideas please!!!
The Eko
11/25/18 5:57:54 PM
#8
Bottle of wine?
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Topicwhat's your frequently used/favourite emojis according to your phone?
The Eko
11/24/18 10:39:34 AM
#24

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TopicITT: The worst song lyrics of all time
The Eko
11/23/18 6:12:02 PM
#4
"Put this pussy on your sideburns"
Nicki Minaj
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TopicWorkers forced to drink urine, whipped by girls for failing to hit sales targets
The Eko
11/10/18 10:30:44 AM
#33
Chicken_Butt posted...
Jesus Christ. I could see some of you CEmen over there.

CEmen meets sales goals.
Another employee fails completely.
"No... I will take his punishment instead."
CEmen is already shirtless, blindfolded and holding mouth open.
"Y-you only have to take one punishment, CEmen..."
"No, it's alright. Whip me AND pee in my mouth. That way Xiao-bo will try harder in the future."
Chinese boss wipes a tear while dropping her pantyhose.
"So honorable... you should try to be more like him, Xiao-bo!"


Meanwhile, in the CEmen's pants...


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TopicWhat's your daily work commute
The Eko
11/07/18 7:09:44 PM
#28
3-4 min depending on traffic
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TopicPoor friend of mine got ghosted on after 3 months of being in a relationship.
The Eko
11/07/18 12:20:07 PM
#53
Maybe hes locked up
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TopicOut of these 2 cities, where would you rather live: Buffalo vs Shreveport
The Eko
11/06/18 7:42:50 AM
#20
Fuck Buffalo. Terrible place
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TopicWhat should I get from Taco Bell?
The Eko
11/05/18 1:55:57 PM
#14
double decker taco and ask to replace the beans with nacho cheese. It's like a cheesy gordita crunch except with nacho cheese.

Or get a regular crunchy taco and get a beef or chicken mini quesedilla, open the mini quesedilla and put your crunchy taco inside it.
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TopicI tried the self-service ordering board at McDonald's
The Eko
11/04/18 6:40:31 AM
#4
If I'm customizing my order and I know it's gonna be very complicated, then I prefer using the kiosk because I don't trust the person to get it right
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TopicWho (or what) are you having sex with tonight? Find out here!
The Eko
10/25/18 9:46:47 PM
#37
TopicSave That Rapper! Round 1!
The Eko
10/24/18 11:33:39 AM
#49
Why ain't chamillionaire on the list? :(
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TopicWhy would anyone need to know how to drive a standard in 2018?
The Eko
10/14/18 2:36:54 PM
#31
rikasa posted...
It's a symbol of masculinity. If the car is the dick then buying an automatic is like cutting its balls off.


Imagine having to use your car to display your masculinity to the world.
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TopicRemember Christina Aguilera's slut phase?
The Eko
09/27/18 1:46:06 AM
#9
DoomsSD posted...
Can't quite recall it. Care to show us an example?

Google christina aguilera vmas 2002
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TopicI'm seriously thinking about buying this phone. What do you think?
The Eko
09/05/18 3:04:32 PM
#12
Just got a Motorola m5 cruise for $40 after my Samsung Galaxy S7 randomly shit the bed. It's pretty basic but totally fine and especially if you've NEVER had a smartphone, it will be great for you. I still remember how excited I was when I got my first ever smartphone (HTC EVO)
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TopicWhy do people hate on Post Malone?
The Eko
09/02/18 10:24:04 AM
#36

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TopicI like my women how I like my coffee
The Eko
08/25/18 4:08:40 PM
#29
only in the morning
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Topic*Boots up my current gen console*
The Eko
08/08/18 3:07:11 PM
#6
_PrincessZelda posted...
27_Sandman_40 posted...
*waits 30 minutes for daily mandatory update to install*


More like two hours.

Rest mode?
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TopicGot my wedding suit today.
The Eko
07/28/18 7:19:46 AM
#12
Could've rented one for like 1350 less
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TopicAnyone else not eat a single vegetable once they became an adult?
The Eko
07/25/18 3:29:15 PM
#7
Eating a delicious Greek salad right now actually
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