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TopicThanksgiving movies?
TheSextMachine
11/04/18 9:37:46 PM
#9
Dutch with Ed O'Neil was Thanksgiving.
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TopicGame Dev: *adds new gameplay feature* Internet: *does kinky/lewd shit with it*
TheSextMachine
11/04/18 9:32:39 PM
#21
Thought it was Playshapes for a second.
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TopicWere the Riddick movies any good?
TheSextMachine
11/04/18 8:35:25 PM
#6
Pitch Black and the games were great.
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TopicTonight. . .
TheSextMachine
11/04/18 7:54:30 PM
#5
You.
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TopicDo you eat your mushrooms?
TheSextMachine
11/04/18 7:48:10 PM
#10
How else would I understand what my dog says?
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TopicEverybody Loves Rayman
TheSextMachine
11/04/18 7:40:16 PM
#45
Perfect Stranger Things.
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TopicAlec Baldwin wants open borders but fights for a parking spot
TheSextMachine
11/04/18 5:53:13 PM
#23
Irony posted...
Awesome posted...
Irony posted...
Not seeing the issue


more people in the country means its harder to get a parking spot.


He doesn't live in a city where a migrant would have a vehicle anyways

Why wouldn't they?
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TopicBad ass trailers for movies and games.
TheSextMachine
11/04/18 5:45:30 PM
#1
Post some of your favorites.










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TopicMexican Caravan irl =Khajit Caravan from Skyrim
TheSextMachine
11/04/18 4:39:51 PM
#14
But to the migrants have wares, because I have coin.
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Topicwould anyone else be voting (D) if it wasn't for identity politics?
TheSextMachine
11/04/18 4:31:05 PM
#114
VTBM posted...
Ride the red wave foo

Well, it is my girlfriend's time of the month.
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TopicPeople unironically thinkt he M14 is superior to the M16
TheSextMachine
11/04/18 4:25:25 PM
#13
Pepys Monster posted...
TheSextMachine posted...
M14 has better range and stopping power. In the hands of someone that knows what they are doing an M14 can do far more damage than the M16.

Out in the desert, maybe. Indoors, an M14 would be ridiculously cumbersome. Plus, the M16 can throw down more suppressive fire.

Inside you switch to a sidearm.
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TopicPeople unironically thinkt he M14 is superior to the M16
TheSextMachine
11/04/18 4:04:03 PM
#7
M14 has better range and stopping power. In the hands of someone that knows what they are doing an M14 can do far more damage than the M16.
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TopicTed Cruz 2011-- 14th Amndmt = birthright citizenship// 2018-- I'm Trump's bitch
TheSextMachine
11/04/18 12:54:29 AM
#32
Barenziah Boy Toy posted...
TheSextMachine posted...
So it is all just a coincidence that her charity closed right after she lost and her major donors like the Saudis just so happened to decide to stop giving money to her?

No, it's not a coincidence.

But just because Saudis SOUGHT special favors from Hillary, doesn't mean that she actually gave it to them.

If Rupert Murdoch gave me a billion to my charity, without any quid pro quo, HOPING that I'll give him a favor, then I'm going to fucking take it, and fucking help the damn poor, and fuck him over.

Lol ok.
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TopicCelebrities we HAVEN'T seen nude yet?
TheSextMachine
11/04/18 12:47:46 AM
#33
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
DrizztLink posted...
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
hotcegaI posted...
Ariel Winter but the moment MF is over, she'll be doing porn


She has a full nude laying on a bed

Lies.


Nope

If it is the one I am thinking of it is fake. No scars from her surgery.
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TopicTed Cruz 2011-- 14th Amndmt = birthright citizenship// 2018-- I'm Trump's bitch
TheSextMachine
11/04/18 12:41:09 AM
#28
Barenziah Boy Toy posted...
TheSextMachine posted...
And that one was a front for her payments.

Payments for what ? ALL of that money is going towards charity.

So it is all just a coincidence that her charity closed right after she lost and her major donors like the Saudis just so happened to decide to stop giving money to her?
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TopicTed Cruz 2011-- 14th Amndmt = birthright citizenship// 2018-- I'm Trump's bitch
TheSextMachine
11/04/18 12:36:41 AM
#26
Barenziah Boy Toy posted...
TheSextMachine posted...
Yes it did.

The Clinton Global Initiative shut down a few months after she lost.

You DO realize that there are FIFTEEN other Clinton charities that are still fucking open and operating right?

And that one was a front for her payments.
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TopicTed Cruz 2011-- 14th Amndmt = birthright citizenship// 2018-- I'm Trump's bitch
TheSextMachine
11/04/18 12:33:18 AM
#24
Barenziah Boy Toy posted...
Once again, the fact completely destroy you. The charity didn't close down.

Yes it did.

The Clinton Global Initiative shut down a few months after she lost.
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TopicTed Cruz 2011-- 14th Amndmt = birthright citizenship// 2018-- I'm Trump's bitch
TheSextMachine
11/04/18 12:28:41 AM
#22
"Charity"

After she lost, that "charity" closed down.
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Topicce americans, you get an extra hour tonight
TheSextMachine
11/04/18 12:02:58 AM
#30
au_gold posted...
Deed.

They say if you finish right when the clocks change you get superpowers.
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TopicI need me a chick like this.
TheSextMachine
11/03/18 11:41:00 PM
#9
au_gold posted...
Go into any high school and 30% of the girls will look like that.

Well look who TC is.
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TopicFemale privilege is not a thing.
TheSextMachine
11/03/18 11:32:46 PM
#1
TopicTed Cruz 2011-- 14th Amndmt = birthright citizenship// 2018-- I'm Trump's bitch
TheSextMachine
11/03/18 10:01:55 PM
#19
VipaGTS posted...

And the post you quoted wasn't acting like "The Democrats don't" so why did you bring it up lol..

They were all too willing to elect someone that was taking money from them so.....
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TopicLennnny!!??
TheSextMachine
11/03/18 9:56:04 PM
#5


Anyone else love the music in that mission?
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TopicTed Cruz 2011-- 14th Amndmt = birthright citizenship// 2018-- I'm Trump's bitch
TheSextMachine
11/03/18 9:51:31 PM
#14
A_Good_Boy posted...
TheSextMachine posted...
Barenziah Boy Toy posted...
https://news.yahoo.com/seth-meyers-turns-ted-cruz-110539844.html

A cuck who cucks hard for a cuck who cucks harder for Putin and the Saudis. How fucking embarrassing..

Don't act like Democrats don't grab their ankles for them too.

Used to be that Republicans had an issue with that. Why the sudden change in opinion?

As a Republican I have a big problem with that.
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TopicTed Cruz 2011-- 14th Amndmt = birthright citizenship// 2018-- I'm Trump's bitch
TheSextMachine
11/03/18 8:42:57 PM
#12
Barenziah Boy Toy posted...
https://news.yahoo.com/seth-meyers-turns-ted-cruz-110539844.html

A cuck who cucks hard for a cuck who cucks harder for Putin and the Saudis. How fucking embarrassing..

Don't act like Democrats don't grab their ankles for them too.
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TopicKids turn off the TV, something awful has happened to Lenny.
TheSextMachine
11/03/18 8:37:28 PM
#4
Lenny!?

Lemmy?!

Ynnel?!
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TopicSo are there any good 80s style songs being made with lyrics in the last...
TheSextMachine
11/03/18 8:08:07 PM
#8

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TopicWhat should happen in a Family Guy series finale?
TheSextMachine
11/03/18 8:06:17 PM
#17
KILBOTz posted...
Brian finally bangs lois. Maybe Peter can't get it up anymore so Brian tags in.

He already did. Some body swap thing and he ended up in Peter's body.
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TopicDo you like Ghost?
TheSextMachine
11/03/18 8:03:20 PM
#21
SaithSayer posted...
DevsBro posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Yeah man Patrick Swayze was great

It was an ok movie

I like to troll Mrs. DevsBro from timw to time by humming the song because it makes her tear up lol.

Unchained Melody is awesome.


If you so much as hum 3 notes from that Righteous Brothers song with God as my witness I will come at you... with everything I've got.
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TopicWhat should happen in a Family Guy series finale?
TheSextMachine
11/03/18 8:00:59 PM
#12
Peter wakes up in bed with Bob Newhart.
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TopicLennnny!!??
TheSextMachine
11/03/18 7:38:40 PM
#4
I'm an American!
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TopicDo you like Ghost?
TheSextMachine
11/03/18 7:32:32 PM
#18

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TopicCE Left: "Republicans need to show more compassion"
TheSextMachine
11/03/18 6:07:33 PM
#48
Cornmuffins posted...
TheSextMachine posted...
Kaliesto posted...
Once heard a few times that the north tended to be more racist.

Boston. It is a true liberal haven.


Shut the fuck up hogrider. Please.

Not Hogrider and it is a fact Boston is racist as hell.
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TopicLennnny!!??
TheSextMachine
11/03/18 6:05:42 PM
#3
*grate*
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TopicLennnny!!??
TheSextMachine
11/03/18 5:57:20 PM
#1
Lemmy?
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TopicI should get a van.
TheSextMachine
11/03/18 5:35:56 PM
#9
TC is Dan Schneider.
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Topicremember ads that were like "too hot for TV!"
TheSextMachine
11/03/18 5:34:45 PM
#3
Back when people jerked it to GGW commercials.
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TopicFootage of Doge Army intelligence in action
TheSextMachine
11/03/18 5:32:21 PM
#8
Distant_Rainbow posted...
TheSextMachine posted...
U57rs2p

Meanwhile Cates prove they fight better.


Cates showing that they're too cowardly to go against someone their own size.

smh

But mice are smart and the had more numbers.
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Topicfinally got around to watching Jurassic World: FK, idk why people hated it(spoil
TheSextMachine
11/03/18 4:54:34 PM
#11
specialkid8 posted...
Also the last part was a fantastic Resident Evil movie.

You mean Dino Crisis.
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Topicfinally got around to watching Jurassic World: FK, idk why people hated it(spoil
TheSextMachine
11/03/18 4:48:58 PM
#8
Sariana21 posted...
but I couldn't help thinking that a volcanic eruption of that magnitude would have had more of an effect on the planet as a whole.

It wasn't that big. krakatoa was much bigger and even that really didn't change much on a global scale.
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TopicFootage of Doge Army intelligence in action
TheSextMachine
11/03/18 4:34:19 PM
#4
U57rs2p

Meanwhile Cates prove they fight better.
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TopicMuslim gunmen attack buses carrying Christians, killing 7 and wounding 19
TheSextMachine
11/03/18 3:39:14 PM
#3
Will other religions ever reach the peacefulness that Islam has?
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TopicMartial Law
TheSextMachine
11/03/18 3:23:29 PM
#11
I declare Martian Law.

I dub thee Sir Phobos, Beater of Ass.
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TopicWe have Hyrule Warriors. We have Fire Emblem Warriors.
TheSextMachine
11/03/18 3:21:38 PM
#8
The original is where it is at.
https://consequenceofsound.files.wordpress.com/2016/07/screen-shot-2016-07-05-at-10-11-46-am.png?w=807

Can you dig it?
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TopicCE Left: "Republicans need to show more compassion"
TheSextMachine
11/03/18 3:18:29 PM
#37
Anteaterking posted...
50Blessings posted...
inbreds


That's a stereotype of the south, not the midwest.

Any rural area. I live in Maine and people say it about here. That and bestiality.
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TopicCE Left: "Republicans need to show more compassion"
TheSextMachine
11/03/18 2:04:54 PM
#24
Kaliesto posted...
Once heard a few times that the north tended to be more racist.

Boston. It is a true liberal haven.
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TopicI want my childs first word to be dude
TheSextMachine
11/03/18 1:31:28 PM
#4
You got it, Dude.
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