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Avery Bullock: [to a couple of strippers] You. Give this man your finest "Trouser Arouser". And you, strangle me while I brush you hair.

Trials would be more interesting if there was trial by combat.

Oberyn Martell vs Gregor Clegane, the Mountain - Tyrion's Trial by Combat (Season 4 Episode 8)

Billie Holiday-Strange fruit- HD

Do a Google Image search of ("that word" being hanged) and see what images pop up.
Now do a Google Image search of (honkeys being hanged) and see what images pop up.

Monopoman posted...

I'm not sure why fatal attacks are the focus there, just because you won't die from an attack doesn't mean that an attack that just injures you heavily is nothing.

Monopoman posted...

I'm not sure why fatal attacks are the focus there, just because you won't die from an attack doesn't mean that an attack that just injures you heavily is nothing.

You are correct. Pit bulls are less aggressive towards humans than most breeds. But that should be seen as a positive and not a negative.

Breed differences in canine aggression
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0168159108001147

Also banning Pits doesn't decrease bites, it actually increases bites.

http://www.latimes.com/opinion/op-ed/la-oe-dickey-pitbull-ban-20161011-snap-story.html
Denver banned pit bulls in 1989, yet according to data collected by the Coalition for Living Safely With Dogs, the rate of dog-bite-injury hospitalizations in Denver is now significantly higher than that of the surrounding areas, where no bans are in place. The United Kingdom banned pit bulls in 1991, yet serious dog-bite injuries there have also risen, especially in under-resourced areas. Ontario banned pit bulls in 2005, but in Toronto, dog bites are up, not down.

https://www.pitbullinfo.org/

18 million Pit type dogs in the US. 20% of dogs in the US are Pits. How many fatal attacks per year?

Wiki Fatal Dog Attacks in United States reported in 2018
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_dog_attacks_in_the_United_States#Fatalities_reported_in_2018
There appears to seven fatal Pit attacks (I'm including mix breeds too.) for the US in 2018. What is 18 million divided by 7 fatal attacks?

We are more likely to be die from suicide, kidney disease, flu / pneumonia, diabetes, Alzheimers, stroke, accidents, chronic lower respiratory diseases, cancer and heart disease than a fatal attack by various animals. (Don't mess with hippos.) All Pit bull attacks, plus all dogs attacks, plus shark attacks, plus all snake attacks, etc. isn't going to break the top 10.

Remember to buckle up and if you refuse to buckle up at least sign up to donate your organs. Sign up to donate your organs regardless.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motor_vehicle_fatality_rate_in_U.S._by_year
Records indicate that there have been a total of 3,613,732 motor vehicle fatalities in the United States from 1899 to 2013.

Her political leanings don't matter one damn bit. Respect the stop sign on the school bus it's that simple. Be cautious around the time that buses start dropping off kids. I can't understand why she wouldn't stop.

Alyssa Shepherd, 24, didnt stop her truck when 4 kids crossed the road to get on their school bus, even though the stop arm was lowered, telling drivers not to continue.

Police say seeing their dad walk over and confirm it was his kids laid out on the road was the most heartbreaking thing theyve seen in a while.

I just cant imagine that pain," Slocum said. "I havent seen troopers cry in a long time, but I saw that today. Our heart just breaks for him and his family.

But there was one survivor, 11-year-old Maverik Lowe, was also hit, but was alert when police showed up. He was taken to a Fort Wayne hospital where hes fighting for his life.

He might as well named his restaurant "Liberal Tears" or "The Jews Wont Replace Us". It would have alienated many customers but at least he could have been attracting MAGA customers.

trodi_911 posted...

botsrule posted...

We need more balloon songs.

I stand corrected.

Blaqthourne posted...

You'd just need 98 more of them, and then you'd have someth--

Dangit!

We need more balloon songs.

Nena - 99 Luftballons


Fifth Dimension - Up Up & Away , My Beautiful Balloon

Blue Q Ramen Noodles Soup for Sluts
https://www.amazon.com/Blue-Ramen-Noodles-Soup-Sluts/dp/B004LJ63SO

Its generally considered rude to call a girl a slut, but this company wouldnt know because they didnt hire an interpreter OR a marketing firm! Otherwise, it would seem someone on the packaging team asked a pertinent question: What type of people like cheap, fast, and easy noodles?
https://www.listenandlearnusa.com/blog/the-funniest-food-translations/

LinkPizza posted...

Arpegiuz posted...

no those animals are filthy people shouldn't eat them
it's been proven they transmit a lot diseases

But they taste delicious!

Agreed, bacon is a necessity.



I used to assume that Jews and Muslims loathed pigs because of trichinosis but that wouldn't explain why Christians eat pork. Pork used to be popular in the Middle East but it appears that chicken meat replaced pig meat. Chickens consume less water than pigs to create a pound of meat, so by making consumption of pigs an abomination in the eyes of the Lord, you force water conservation. Christians weren't in a dry climate and could more easily have additional water for various kinds of animal husbandry.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/people-ate-pork-middle-east-until-1000-bcwhat-changed-180954614/
SMARTNEWS Keeping you current
People Ate Pork in the Middle East Until 1,000 B.C.What Changed?
A new study investigates the historical factors leading up to the emergence of pork prohibition

Pigs need a fair amount of water to survive, which makes them poor travel buddies when a family needs to moveand this could be one factor informing their disappearance from the dinner table. But Redding doesnt think thats the primary reason. The blame for the change, his research suggests, can be placed on chickens, which took over porks role as a food source.

Theres good reason an ancient Middle Easterner might pick chickens over pigs. New Historians Adam Steedham Thake explains:

Chickens have several advantages over pigs. First, they are a more efficient source of protein than pigs; chickens require 3,500 litres of water to produce one kilo of meat, pigs require 6,000. Secondly, chickens produce eggs, an important secondary product which pigs do not offer. Third, chickens are much smaller and can thus be consumed within 24 hours; this eliminates the problem of preserving large quantities of meat in a hot climate. Finally, chickens could be used by nomads. While neither chickens nor pigs can be herded in the same way as cattle, chickens are small enough to be transported.

And, Redding argues, it wouldnt make sense to keep both pigs and chickens, since their food and care needs are similar. Under these circumstances, the chicken becomes a major protein resource, he writes, concluding that If the pig had been integral to the subsistence system in the Middle East, it would not have been prohibited by religious edicts.

I saw an article showing a person dressed up as Santa Claus and the other dressed as Tarzan. According to the BMI Tarzan is as 'out of shape' as Santa if you use the weight/height calculations and not your vision. I'd much rather look like Tarzan than Jolly Old Saint Nick.

Questionmarktarius posted...

Well... that certainly makes a human pyramid a hell of a lot easier.

LOL

Color but colour doesn't upset me.

Little Lord Fauntleroy Chapter 7

"Here lyeth ye bodye of Gregorye Arthure Fyrst Earle of Dorincourt Allsoe of Alisone Hildegarde hys wyfe."

"May I whisper?" inquired his lordship, devoured by curiousity.

"What is it?" said his grandfather.

"Who are they?"

"Some of your ancestors," answered the Earl, "who lived a few hundred years ago."

"Perhaps," said Lord Fauntleroy, regarding them with respect, "perhaps I got my spelling from them."

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Cacciato posted...

If it's a hoax then explain how I got it. Checkmate.

Oh yeah, I forgot there are people out there who think HIV/AIDS is a hoax.

Russian created propaganda that the CIA created HIV. Seems like the Russian propaganda worked too well and now Russia has HIV spreading like wildfire.

Operation INFEKTION was a KGB disinformation campaign to spread information that the United States invented HIV/AIDS as part of a biological weapons research project at Fort Detrick, Maryland. The Soviet Union used it to undermine the United States' credibility, foster anti-Americanism, isolate America abroad, and create tensions between host countries and the U.S. over the presence of American military bases (which were often portrayed as the cause of AIDS outbreaks in local populations)

https://www.modernghana.com/news/866131/why-hiv-aids-is-gradually-decimating-putins-russia.html
Why HIV-AIDS Is Gradually Decimating Putins Russia

https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/23/health/russia-trolls-vaccine-debate-study/index.html
Why Russian trolls stoked US vaccine debates

Russia's meddling online went beyond the 2016 US presidential election and into public health, amplifying online debates about vaccines, according to a new study.

"One of the things about them that was weird was that they tried to -- or they seemed to try to -- relate vaccines to issues in American discourse, like racial disparities or class disparities that are not traditionally associated with vaccination," Broniatowski said.
For instance, "one of the tweets we saw said something like 'Only the elite get clean vaccines,' which on its own seemed strange," he said. After all, anti-vaccine messages tend to characterize vaccines as risky for all people, regardless of class or socioeconomic status, the researchers wrote in the study.

So the elites get clean autism?

LOL. The proletariat get the short end of the stick again.

jramirez23 posted...

Cacciato posted...

If it's a hoax then explain how I got it. Checkmate.

Oh yeah, I forgot there are people out there who think HIV/AIDS is a hoax.

Russian created propaganda that the CIA created HIV. Seems like the Russian propaganda worked too well and now Russia has HIV spreading like wildfire.

Operation INFEKTION was a KGB disinformation campaign to spread information that the United States invented HIV/AIDS as part of a biological weapons research project at Fort Detrick, Maryland. The Soviet Union used it to undermine the United States' credibility, foster anti-Americanism, isolate America abroad, and create tensions between host countries and the U.S. over the presence of American military bases (which were often portrayed as the cause of AIDS outbreaks in local populations)

https://www.modernghana.com/news/866131/why-hiv-aids-is-gradually-decimating-putins-russia.html
Why HIV-AIDS Is Gradually Decimating Putins Russia

https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/23/health/russia-trolls-vaccine-debate-study/index.html
Why Russian trolls stoked US vaccine debates

Russia's meddling online went beyond the 2016 US presidential election and into public health, amplifying online debates about vaccines, according to a new study.

"One of the things about them that was weird was that they tried to -- or they seemed to try to -- relate vaccines to issues in American discourse, like racial disparities or class disparities that are not traditionally associated with vaccination," Broniatowski said.
For instance, "one of the tweets we saw said something like 'Only the elite get clean vaccines,' which on its own seemed strange," he said. After all, anti-vaccine messages tend to characterize vaccines as risky for all people, regardless of class or socioeconomic status, the researchers wrote in the study.

captpackrat posted...

botsrule posted...

dancer62 posted...

captpackrat posted...

I was extremely fortunate to have been a member of the Atari 8-bit master race.

What's with the Nazi catchphrase "master race"?

But, yeah, my kids grew up with Atari 2600, Colecovision, Atari 400/800, Commodore 64.

My son was in fourth grade when he came home really excited, they had done graphing x/y coordinates in class: "Mom! It's just like programming screen locations on the Atari!"

I think captpackrats comment is a variant of The PC Master Race. I for one can't play any video game (other than Star Trek: 25th Anniversary) with a mouse, I need a controller.

WIKI https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PC_Master_Race
The PC Master Race, sometimes referred to by its original phrasing as the Glorious PC Gaming Master Race, is an internet subculture, internet community, and a tongue-in-cheek term of superiority for PC gaming used among gamers to compare PC gaming to console gaming.

If captpackrat starts marching with tiki torches and chanting "the GPUs will not replace us" I might become a tad bit concerned. lol

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/22-The-Witcher

Thanks for the link you "console peasant". lol

dancer62 posted...

captpackrat posted...

I was extremely fortunate to have been a member of the Atari 8-bit master race.

What's with the Nazi catchphrase "master race"?

But, yeah, my kids grew up with Atari 2600, Colecovision, Atari 400/800, Commodore 64.

My son was in fourth grade when he came home really excited, they had done graphing x/y coordinates in class: "Mom! It's just like programming screen locations on the Atari!"

I think captpackrats comment is a variant of The PC Master Race. I for one can't play any video game (other than Star Trek: 25th Anniversary) with a mouse, I need a controller.

WIKI https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PC_Master_Race
The PC Master Race, sometimes referred to by its original phrasing as the Glorious PC Gaming Master Race, is an internet subculture, internet community, and a tongue-in-cheek term of superiority for PC gaming used among gamers to compare PC gaming to console gaming.

If captpackrat starts marching with tiki torches and chanting "the GPUs will not replace us" I might become a tad bit concerned. lol

I know someone is going to try to pee on that electric fence.

Ren Stimpy Don't Whiz On The Electric Fence!

Previously unreleased footage of the American flag being planted on the moon but far MORE important is the fact there are monsters on the freaking moon.

I think we can all agree that Neil Diamond, Buzz Lightyear and Phil Collins are American heroes.

Aldrin punching out a loon who says the moon landing was fake.

The term Bible basically means paper book. The Bible isn't a book but a collection of books.

https://www.ancient.eu/Byblos/
Byblos was the ancient Phoenician port city of Gebal (called Byblos by the Greeks) on the coast of the Mediterranean sea in what is, today, Lebanon. According to the historian Durant, Byblos thought itself the oldest of all cities; the god El had founded it at the beginning of time, and to the end of its history it remained the religious capital of Phoenicia." Because papyrus was one of the principal articles in its trade, the Greeks took the name of the city as their word for book - biblos and from their word for books named our Bible - ta biblia - which means 'the books. Byblos is among the cities listed as candidates for the distinction of `oldest city in the world as it has been continuously inhabited for over 7,000 years.

https://wol.jw.org/en/wol/d/r1/lp-e/1962884
PapyrusForerunner of Paper

MATERIAL to write on was not always as plentiful and as cheap as paper is today, when one can buy a notebook in exchange for some small change. Among the many things used for writing in times past before paper became common were stone, clay, potsherds, metals, wood, bark, leaves, leather, papyrus, vellum (calfskin) and parchment (sheepskin). In particular did the poor of ancient times use potsherds, that is, broken pieces of clay pots, which could be found in any rubbish heap and which had a smooth surface on which to write. Known as ostraca, they are a boon to archaeologists.

Dog aren't filthy but they can be dirty.

How to avoid brainwashing.

Marvin

https://tinyurl.com/LightBulbsOrNot

I'm not seeing a whole lot of information about McCain, Mai Van On (the security guard) and the light bulb factory.

Star_Spirit posted...

botsrule posted...

Idiocracy

best movie ever

I wouldn't quite go that far but it is a very good movie. lol

Narrator: Unaware of what year it was, Joe wandered the streets desperate for help. But the English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valleygirl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and fa(Gamefaqs ask to reword the message) to them.

https://tinyurl.com/idiocracyquote

Idiocracy

O+

"Weird Al" Yankovic - CNR

Michael didn't lose his temper that one time, he has a bad temper. He threatened to murder a different black guy earlier who was parked illegally in the same parking lot.

CLEARWATER, Fla. -- Weeks before Michael Drejka, 47, shot and killed Markeis McGlockton, 28, over a parking spot, he crossed paths with Richard Kelly.

Kelly, who drives a septic tank, briefly parked his tanker in this handicapped spot outside the Circle A Food Store before running inside this store for a beverage. When he came out, he saw Drejka taking pictures of his vehicle.

"He asked me (if) was I handicapped, and I said, 'Obviously, I'm driving a tanker. I'm not handicapped.' And I asked if was he handicapped and he stated 'No, my mom is,'" Kelly said.

Kelly asked Drejka if his mom was nearby and offered to move his tanker. Thats when he says Drejka became furious.

"He flipped out on me called me every n-word, said he's going to shoot me," Kelly said. "He said he was going to kill me, and he went back to his truck, got something out of his truck and walked back up on me."

Store owner Ali Salous came out and shut down the confrontation.

"I didn't know this was going to happen two months later with another guy. It's really sad," he said.

Salous says Drejka has a history of confrontations in and around his store.

"He told me I can't help it. Every time I do this I get in trouble, and I can't help it. I keep doing it," Salous said.

Kelly said Drejka called his job and left a threatening voice mail on the answering service.

http://www.baynews9.com/fl/tampa/news/2018/07/23/clearwater-gunman-confronted-man-over-parking-spot-weeks-before-stand-your-ground-shooting

Lokarin posted...

I was watching the Anthem E3 demo real and the host said Turrent as well

I've never heard of the word turreNt before, neither spoken nor written. I've heard waRsh instead of wash, which is a bit jarring. Maybe the guy from E3 accidentally combined two similar sounding words that he frequently uses (like bit "torrent" and "turret") and blurted out turreNt. Maybe he slurred his words.

Where does the intrusive R come from in warsh?
https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/160117/where-does-the-intrusive-r-come-from-in-warsh

Vegans may live longer but it wouldn't be worth it IMHO. I respect their life choice as long as they don't preach at me. Big fan of Mister Rogers and he was a vegan, never harassed any omnivores.

Happiness is waking up to bacon.

Both it would be doubleplusgood.

NightMareBunny posted...

KJ StErOiDs posted...

Yeah. It'd honestly be news to me if they didn't.

so being told it's A British Conspiracy to sell more carrots is news to you?

There was a British Conspiracy dealing with potatoes. Ministry of Food used propaganda during WWII. George Orwell's wife worked in the Ministry of Plenty, I mean Food.

http://andrewgelman.com/2005/12/28/the_ministry_of/

The Ministry of Food sez: Potatoes are fattening
Posted by Andrew on28 December 2005, 1:18 pm

I just finished Bernard Cricks wonderful 1980 biography of George Orwell. Lots of great stuff. Heres something from page 434:

Just before they moved to Mortimer Crescent [in 1942], Eileen [Orwells wife] changed jobs. She now worked in the Minstry of Food preparing recipes and scripts for The Kidchen Front, which the BBC broadcast each morning. These short programmes were prepared in the Ministry because it was a matter of Government policy to urge or restrain the people from eating unrationed foods according to their official estimates, often wrong, of availability. It was the time of the famous Potatoes are Good For You campaign, with its attendant Potato Pie recipes, which was so successful that another campaign had to follow immediately: Potatoes are Fattening.

Crick continues,

Many features of the Ministry of Truth in Nineteen Eighty Four owe as much to Eileens experiences in the Ministry of Food, particularly the snappy slogans, as to Georges in the BBC Far Easter Service. The Orwells never suffered from a shortage of potatoes, for they occasionally went down to Wallington at weekends to their vegetable patch which they kept going without regard to the dialectics of the official line.

Far Side
Now, in this slide we can see how the cornered cat has seemed to suddenly grow bigger.... Trickery! Trickery! Trickery!
https://tse1.explicit.bing.net/th?id=OIP.1yLDMEb3dWZdcrNe5YMorAAAAA&pid=Api