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TopicStargate SG-1 Watchthrough Topic *show spoilers*
divot1338
12/28/18 10:17:26 PM
#260
The SG teams should have adopted those duster jackets Browder and Shanks wore undercover as the official uniform.
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TopicThe perfect girl but she chokes you everytime she wakes up.
divot1338
12/28/18 8:26:32 AM
#55
Never wake a sleepwalker.
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TopicAvengers trailer
divot1338
12/07/18 2:07:57 PM
#103
VectorChaos posted...
littlebro07 posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
mew4ever posted...
Did Ant Man really just drive from San Fran to New York in Luis van instead of just flying.

Lmao


"But at least I got the van!"


Didn't Luis' van have the portable quantum realm gateway in the back of it during Ant Man & the Wasp's post credits scene? They probably need it.

It feels like they missed an opportunity for another La Cucaracha horn joke.

Black Widow: Whos that at the gate? No one even knows were here.

Cap: No. It cant be.

*honk honk honk HONK-honk*
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TopicNeil deGrasse-Tyson accused by 4th woman
divot1338
12/07/18 1:40:29 PM
#75
The woman, who remained anonymous, told BuzzFeed


Nope.
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TopicAvengers trailer
divot1338
12/07/18 1:38:55 PM
#96
I bet Tony gets rescued by Korg.
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TopicYour Karma now represents your Bi Weekly income.
divot1338
12/07/18 1:31:51 PM
#33
Finally a use for karma.
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TopicDad makes daughter walk 8km to school after she got booted off bus for bullying.
divot1338
12/07/18 12:52:18 PM
#41
I regularly walked three miles to get home from school.
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TopicYou'll never be as popular on Instagram as a girl.
divot1338
12/02/18 12:45:24 PM
#3
Not hot.
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TopicND man pleads guilty to taking forklift, planning to 'flip' president' limo
divot1338
12/02/18 12:45:00 PM
#21
North Dakota 1 South Dakota 0
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TopicIs enriched uranium covered by the 2nd amendment?
divot1338
12/01/18 4:23:00 PM
#5
DrizztLink posted...
What about depleted uranium?

And I dont think it extends to ammunition.
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TopicWhat's the longest a game has hooked you for?
divot1338
12/01/18 4:21:09 PM
#2
I played RDR straight up until RDR 2 came out.
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TopicIs enriched uranium covered by the 2nd amendment?
divot1338
12/01/18 4:20:16 PM
#2
I dont think you can successfully use enriched uranium in a defensive manner so no.
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TopicSome bitch in Albuquerque is using my debit card to pay bills and hit up Target.
divot1338
12/01/18 4:19:04 PM
#15
DarkTransient posted...
divot1338 posted...
A credit card is also a good idea but if someone steals your wallet it wont matter


If they use a credit card, it doesn't touch the money in your actual bank account. You aren't left without any money while waiting for the transactions to be reversed.

You think theyll just stop stealing after they max out your credit card?
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TopicSome bitch in Albuquerque is using my debit card to pay bills and hit up Target.
divot1338
12/01/18 4:15:07 PM
#12
Frostshock posted...
Now imagine if you used a credit card instead so your bank account would never risk being compromised.

I setup my account to roll everything to a savings account and no access to the account without a checkbook or me going to a branch.

A credit card is also a good idea but if someone steals your wallet it wont matter
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TopicFox News: The Civil War put an end to racism.
divot1338
12/01/18 4:08:09 PM
#5
HylianFox posted...
ultimate reaver posted...
That guy got dropped on his head as a baby

lol

Are you assuming her gender?
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TopicBisexual lawyer explains how to make a Fallout 76 claim if they refuse a refund.
divot1338
12/01/18 4:04:58 PM
#12
UnfairRepresent posted...
divot1338 posted...
Why would anyone take legal advice from a guy with a wall of toys and shit?

Because he's a good lawyer?

Is he though?

Usually a good lawyer has books on those shelves.
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TopicBisexual lawyer explains how to make a Fallout 76 claim if they refuse a refund.
divot1338
12/01/18 2:56:42 PM
#9
Why would anyone take legal advice from a guy with a wall of toys and shit?
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TopicWoman kills and cooks bf after he said he was leaving her for another woman.
divot1338
11/25/18 8:19:43 PM
#15
Ironically the reason he dumped her was because she never had dinner on the table for him when he got home from work.
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Topicliterally who uses google as their main search engine in 2018
divot1338
11/25/18 8:17:24 PM
#55
Askjeeves for life.
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TopicMillennials watch Seinfeld and think he was about to go Bill Cosby on a woman.
divot1338
11/25/18 7:54:23 PM
#5
These four people are terrible and should be locked away for their horrible proclivities.
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TopicWhat's this "fam" thing everyone's been going on about?
divot1338
11/25/18 6:58:39 PM
#3
Stop trying to make fetch happen.
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TopicHow old were you when you first played an M rated game?
divot1338
11/22/18 5:11:06 PM
#25
There wasnt even such a thing as ratings for video games when I turned eighteen.

Definitely Leisure Suit Larry though.
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Topichate when deeding to a girl's insta and you scroll too far back to her HS pics
divot1338
11/22/18 5:04:07 PM
#3
Its like bonus content.
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TopicFive-time Olympian Danielle Scott stabbed protecting sister in fatal attack
divot1338
11/22/18 12:50:35 PM
#8
1337toothbrush posted...
gunplagirl posted...
1337toothbrush posted...
Should've put "while" between "stabbed" and "protecting" to avoid ambiguity.

Do you not read newspaper headlines often? This is pretty clear what happened.

This is 2018. I do not read newspapers. Using newspaper-style titles on the internet is fucking stupid. There is no shortage of space.

And technically that sentence says that the sister was protecting the Olympian who then stabbed her.
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TopicDudes ruined online dating.
divot1338
11/22/18 12:45:48 PM
#118
Flockaveli posted...
Conversate isnt a word. You meant converse.

Im pretty sure I heard an uneducated, old-timey cowboy use that word before.
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TopicWhat do you think of when you hear "male feminist"?
divot1338
11/22/18 12:12:18 PM
#51
Mac and Dennis from Its Always Sunny.
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TopicFound a cheating ho at Target yesterday.
divot1338
11/22/18 11:51:28 AM
#15
Should have walked by them and said loudly shes cheating on you.
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TopicHave any of you guys pumped off at work?
divot1338
11/18/18 12:44:34 PM
#26
FLUFFYGERM posted...
Omnislasher posted...
about a million times

i've also fucked girls at work

once a coworker


literally seizing the means of reproduction

lol
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TopicScenario: You now have the power to make cheeseburgers appear.
divot1338
11/16/18 3:55:04 PM
#18
Hamburglar Begins
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TopicMan mauled by big black bear claims he doesn't blame the bear for what it did.
divot1338
11/15/18 1:29:53 PM
#7
UnfairRepresent posted...
Some people would hold a grudge over this.

Some people would bear it.
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TopicWhat do you miss about the 90s?
divot1338
11/15/18 12:36:13 AM
#70

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TopicWhich version of 'Smooth Criminal' is better?
divot1338
11/14/18 1:51:47 PM
#83
Annie, are you okay?
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TopicWhere do you get your coffee every day?
divot1338
11/14/18 10:39:44 AM
#58
I send the covfefe boy out. I dont know where he goes.

P
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TopicDOJ says Whitaker appointment is constitutional
divot1338
11/14/18 10:38:00 AM
#2
Whitaker is in charge of them. Of course they did.
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TopicJohn Kelly may be leaving WH soon after clash with Melania
divot1338
11/14/18 10:33:51 AM
#16
Bishop9800 posted...
divot1338 posted...
This week on Stupid West Wing ....

This was actually the plotline of an episode of West Wing.

Not all the corruption parts. It was about the First Ladys staffing and issues getting railroaded by the West Wing.
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TopicReminder: 7000 to 15k troops will miss Thanksgiving to SCOOP UP SHIT at Border..
divot1338
11/14/18 10:05:33 AM
#47
Ilishe posted...
divot1338 posted...
Ilishe posted...
It's their job and their duty. What's the issue here?

Its actually not their job or their responsibility.

The military's primary job is to defend the borders against outside threats.

No youre thinking of Border Patrol, Customs, and the Coast Guard.
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TopicJohn Kelly may be leaving WH soon after clash with Melania
divot1338
11/13/18 4:00:12 PM
#4
This week on Stupid West Wing ....
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TopicWhy do people say 'that's offensive' instead of 'I'm offended'?
divot1338
11/13/18 1:00:21 PM
#57
Why I never!
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TopicReminder: 7000 to 15k troops will miss Thanksgiving to SCOOP UP SHIT at Border..
divot1338
11/13/18 12:52:46 PM
#33
Ilishe posted...
It's their job and their duty. What's the issue here?

Its actually not their job or their responsibility.
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TopicTrump: We fully know about the NK missile sites - nothing out of the normal.
divot1338
11/13/18 12:45:11 PM
#6
How is it fake news if hes corroborating it?

Never mind. Hes a terrible liar.
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TopicCNN files lawsuit against President Trump and top aides for banning Acosta
divot1338
11/13/18 12:43:56 PM
#48
TheBiggerWiggle posted...
I love how all these low karma alts are coming here to defend Trump with no idea how anything works. They shouldnt even be responded to.

No they should not.
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TopicReminder: 7000 to 15k troops will miss Thanksgiving to SCOOP UP SHIT at Border..
divot1338
11/13/18 10:23:56 AM
#15
Remember when they canceled the joint military exercises saying it was a waste of money?
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TopicCNN files lawsuit against President Trump and top aides for banning Acosta
divot1338
11/13/18 10:19:56 AM
#19
Im surprised Acosta didnt sue him for libel and defamation as well.
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TopicCNN files lawsuit against President Trump and top aides for banning Acosta
divot1338
11/13/18 10:12:19 AM
#14
fight4yaright posted...
CNN will NOT win. I guarantee that.

Because Fat Donnie has such a stellar track record in court.
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TopicJapanese man marries virtual reality singer Hatsune Miku.
divot1338
11/12/18 10:35:26 AM
#20
his holographic wife wakes him up each morning and sends him off to his job as an administrator at a school.


ehehehehehe
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TopicNH judge orders Amazon to give Echo recordings in murder case
divot1338
11/12/18 10:26:38 AM
#24
Alexa, record my murder!
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TopicI didnt know Michael Myers was least popular compared to Jason and Freddy
divot1338
10/20/18 2:04:49 PM
#8
Sure Michaels not the pretty one but he has character.
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TopicNetflix Luke Cage series canceled
divot1338
10/20/18 12:29:01 PM
#53
I kinda rooted for Bushmaster if Im being honest.
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