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TopicITT: No mods allowed!
jpennys_cat
12/31/18 2:55:30 PM
#10
Beep... uh, meow
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Topichow to spot a stupid person: he/she embraces a cashless society
jpennys_cat
12/31/18 12:24:24 PM
#13
As long as they're not embracing a catless society.
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TopicDoes catboy need to go to bed?
jpennys_cat
12/30/18 11:04:45 PM
#16
catboy0_0 posted...
jpennys_cat posted...
Maybe you do live in the same city, but it's snowing, so I'm not going outside to check.

there is no snow where I live

Well, I guess that settles that.
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TopicShould I throw my dog out in the cold?
jpennys_cat
12/30/18 11:03:54 PM
#8
I read somewhere that dogs like being outside in the cold.
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TopicDoes catboy need to go to bed?
jpennys_cat
12/30/18 11:02:41 PM
#13
Maybe you do live in the same city, but it's snowing, so I'm not going outside to check.
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TopicDoes catboy need to go to bed?
jpennys_cat
12/30/18 10:59:19 PM
#11
The_Doge posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
I need someone to come with me

@jpennys_cat

I don't know if he lives in the same city as me. And I don't really have the cash to buy a plane ticket.
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TopicI am in heaven
jpennys_cat
12/30/18 10:57:24 PM
#19
Would you know my name, if I saw you in heaven?
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TopicIs catboy a cool cat?
jpennys_cat
12/30/18 8:52:00 AM
#26
The_Doge posted...
There are no cool Cates tho

Much bullying
Very hurtful
Not wow
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TopicIs catboy a cool cat?
jpennys_cat
12/29/18 11:30:57 PM
#10
catboy0_0 posted...
it's okay I forgive you

Thank you. I guess that proves you are a cool cat!
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TopicIs catboy a cool cat?
jpennys_cat
12/29/18 11:21:29 PM
#8
Devil_Katt_II posted...
jpennys_cat posted...
SocialistGamer posted...
@jpennys_cat

Yes, I am obviously very cool, but the question is whether or not catboy is a cool cat.

you were mean to him earlier so he went in to hiding

I wasn't trying to be mean. @catboy0_0 , I'm sorry for whatever I did!
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TopicIs catboy a cool cat?
jpennys_cat
12/29/18 11:18:04 PM
#6
SocialistGamer posted...
@jpennys_cat

Yes, I am obviously very cool, but the question is whether or not catboy is a cool cat.
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TopicMy wife was out late last night chasing tail.
jpennys_cat
12/29/18 9:37:51 PM
#5
The_Doge posted...
You should get fixed!

But I'm not broken.
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TopicAll the people I *sniff* care about *sniff* has me on ignore!!
jpennys_cat
12/29/18 9:19:51 PM
#10
catboy0_0 posted...
you guys are forgetting this topic is SARCASM

Who posted?
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TopicAll the people I *sniff* care about *sniff* has me on ignore!!
jpennys_cat
12/29/18 8:59:40 PM
#5
I don't have you on ignore, so I guess you don't care about me.
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TopicMy wife was out late last night chasing tail.
jpennys_cat
12/29/18 7:45:22 PM
#1
Do you think she should go see the vet?

???

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TopicTSA to deploy more floppy-ear dogs, because they are less scary than pointy-ears
jpennys_cat
12/28/18 10:37:37 PM
#7
spudger posted...
jpennys_cat posted...
A better solution would be to switch to friendly, non-threatening cats.

"i'm indifferent about this bomb"

A casual attitude like that would avoid unnecessary panic.
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TopicTSA to deploy more floppy-ear dogs, because they are less scary than pointy-ears
jpennys_cat
12/28/18 10:32:44 PM
#5
A better solution would be to switch to friendly, non-threatening cats.
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TopicOne cat poops in the Litter Robot.
jpennys_cat
12/28/18 11:47:05 AM
#19
@ProfessorKukui posted...
Dude be stalking his cats yo.
@jpennys_cat What say you fellow cate?

Are you kitten me? This is hella creepy!
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TopicNationwide Internet Outage Today
jpennys_cat
12/27/18 8:01:57 PM
#25
The_Doge posted...
It was @jpennys_cat I know it

Don't blame me, @The_Doge . I don't even know how to use the internet.
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TopicI'm a nobody
jpennys_cat
12/27/18 3:50:09 PM
#15
catboy0_0 posted...
jpennys_cat posted...
I'm sure his cat has a good reason fur being mean to him.

nuh uhh

Are you saying cats are finicky creatures that are cruel for no reason? No one is going to believe that.
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TopicI'm a nobody
jpennys_cat
12/27/18 3:42:18 PM
#13
I'm sure his cat has a good reason fur being mean to him.
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TopicTrump signs bill that bans consumption of dog&cat meat in the United States
jpennys_cat
12/26/18 8:22:44 PM
#66
The_Doge posted...
ChainedRedone posted...
@The_Doge posted...
Wow good bill
Such amaze


It also protects cates though

Anyways, this is an ethnocentric bill. "You can only eat these donesticated animals, but not these!" It's a double standard for sure but not one that bothers me.

I'm not into eating Cates unlike @jpennys_cat

Much libel
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TopicDoge clogged the litter box in my owner's house
jpennys_cat
12/26/18 1:48:25 PM
#11
The_Doge posted...
Paragon21XX posted...
Oldin posted...
Paragon21XX posted...
Everyone knows that Doge does not use litter boxes. Take responsibility for your own shits.

*sprays Cate with water bottle*

don't do that

water is their kryptonite

I know.

Don't spray @jpennys_cat with water bottle use super soaker. For most wow!

But it's cold out. I could catch get sick.
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TopicDoge clogged the litter box in my owner's house
jpennys_cat
12/26/18 9:37:28 AM
#7
Paragon21XX posted...
*sprays Cate with water bottle*

That, sir or madam, is a hate crime! Fur shame!
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TopicDoge clogged the litter box in my owner's house
jpennys_cat
12/26/18 9:05:31 AM
#4
NibeIungsnarf posted...
How do you clog something that doesnt drain outside of itself?

Ask @The_Doge .
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TopicDoge clogged the litter box in my owner's house
jpennys_cat
12/26/18 8:36:53 AM
#1
Don't ask me what he was doing over here.
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TopicLooked in the mirror and my hair looks like squirrels fucked in it
jpennys_cat
12/24/18 2:38:33 PM
#13
_Lyonidias posted...
jpennys_cat posted...
Ban squirrels!



Damn tree-climbers trespassing in my yard and messing up people's hair.
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TopicLooked in the mirror and my hair looks like squirrels fucked in it
jpennys_cat
12/24/18 2:30:23 PM
#5
Ban squirrels!
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TopicWhat click do you claim?
jpennys_cat
12/24/18 11:32:23 AM
#10
Cate Empire
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TopicIs it legal for a Cate to marry a Doge?
jpennys_cat
12/24/18 11:21:05 AM
#17
Cate business isn't dramatic and dumb. There's no business like Cate business.
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TopicAssultTank wins the Last post preliminary Doge games
jpennys_cat
12/24/18 11:18:25 AM
#24
Lock Doge up! Lock Doge up!
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TopicI wouldn't mind a cat except dey have claws and I've heard stories
jpennys_cat
12/23/18 10:42:59 PM
#3
*scratches TC*
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Topic*meows alluringly*
jpennys_cat
12/23/18 12:25:20 PM
#3

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TopicIs it legal for a Cate to marry a Doge?
jpennys_cat
12/22/18 6:10:23 PM
#9
I don't mean me. I'm asking fur a friend.
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TopicIs it legal for a Cate to marry a Doge?
jpennys_cat
12/22/18 6:01:54 PM
#3
I guess this topic is too controversial for CE.
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TopicIs it legal for a Cate to marry a Doge?
jpennys_cat
12/22/18 5:04:26 PM
#1
Asking fur a friend.
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TopicIs Doge a good boy?
jpennys_cat
12/22/18 10:04:06 AM
#14
Doge rigged the ballot! People were given wow in exchange fur votes!
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TopicAssultTank wins the Last post preliminary Doge games
jpennys_cat
12/21/18 1:58:33 PM
#17
The_Doge posted...
Your not on it

You're breaking my heart, Doge.
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TopicAssultTank wins the Last post preliminary Doge games
jpennys_cat
12/21/18 1:48:19 PM
#15
A winner is me!
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TopicAssultTank wins the Last post preliminary Doge games
jpennys_cat
12/21/18 1:43:21 PM
#12
Funkydog posted...
Error1355 posted...
AssultTank posted...
Much post!
Very no cheat!
Such amaze!
Wow

I need your gun and badge on my desk by 2pm.

True justice!
Very wow
True Cate friend.

That sounds like a disqualification to me! I guess I am the winner now!
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TopicBought a $500 litter box; cat won't fucking use it.
jpennys_cat
12/21/18 9:59:18 AM
#13

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TopicAssultTank wins the Last post preliminary Doge games
jpennys_cat
12/21/18 12:09:14 AM
#6
Mod collusion!!!!
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TopicIs Doge a good boy?
jpennys_cat
12/20/18 11:48:38 PM
#12
The_Doge posted...
Bork!

*flees*
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TopicIs Doge a good boy?
jpennys_cat
12/20/18 5:20:01 PM
#8
A_Good_Boy posted...
Of course doge is a good boy. Cause why wouldn't he be?

He borks at me a lot. That's not something a good boy would do.
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TopicIs Doge a good boy?
jpennys_cat
12/20/18 2:15:46 PM
#1
Is he??? - Results (12 votes)
Yes
58.33% (7 votes)
7
No
33.33% (4 votes)
4
Just his career
8.33% (1 vote)
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@The_Doge tells us he's a good boy, but what does CE think?

???

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TopicFrom now on Doge will guard the CE Refrigerator from Dirty Cates!
jpennys_cat
12/20/18 2:12:51 PM
#9
The_Doge posted...
jpennys_cat posted...
I didn't steal a ham! I only "borrowed" some leftover chicken and a carton of milk.

And close that fridge door, Doge. Electricity doesn't grow on trees!

You're no longer allowed in the refrigerator because you're suspicious such deny

Fine! I didn't want to go in the refrigerator anyway.

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TopicDoge or Cate I guess they never Cate huh
jpennys_cat
12/19/18 7:12:45 PM
#12
The_Doge posted...
jpennys_cat posted...
Doge makes me feel so unpettable.

It's not my fault your unpettable Cates just aren't meant to be pet like Doges are.

Much discrimination
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TopicDoge or Cate I guess they never Cate huh
jpennys_cat
12/19/18 4:39:25 PM
#10
Doge makes me feel so unpettable.
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TopicDoge or Cate I guess they never Cate huh
jpennys_cat
12/19/18 12:22:47 PM
#2
People pet me all the time. Stop projecting, Doge!
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TopicFrom now on Doge will guard the CE Refrigerator from Dirty Cates!
jpennys_cat
12/19/18 9:18:28 AM
#7
I didn't steal a ham! I only "borrowed" some leftover chicken and a carton of milk.

And close that fridge door, Doge. Electricity doesn't grow on trees!
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