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I voted farm animals because I live on a farm.
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"Mom, was I in a wreck?"

I bet that kid behind the counter didn't expect that when he got up in the morning.
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Kyuubi4269 posted...

Roman Niucumir posted...

My European and Portuguese friends tell me they read that about a quarter of Koreans don't have whatever it is that causes body odor.

The things people believe...

It's an asian thing, they also have dry ear wax.

Yeah, I have Korean family members and they don't use deodorant, (I never smelled any BO so it might be a thing), and they order special ear cleaners from Korea because their wax is different.
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My sex has been appropriated....poorly. I am offended.
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Nope. Don't see me doing that.
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EclairReturns posted...

darcandkharg31 posted...

this was before your time

Okay.

Dang, this show seems fairly recent in my mind still.
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Found some at Walgreens and CVS and the Dollar General had some that were made in a nut free facility.
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Kenneth_Writer posted...

DeltaBladeX posted...

DPsx7 posted...

When I see a 'homeless' person with scratchy lotto or a cell phone I'm inclined to not believe them.

With a cellphone, I can believe that. People don't start homeless. A cellphone is also pretty much required when applying for jobs, since they would have few other methods of contact.

I know multiple users here have spent time homeless, one of them talked about using their phone to apply for jobs through free WiFi and charging it in the library.

I used to be homeless as well, during a more troubled part of my past, I had to take care of my little sister after my aunt kicked us out.

Main concern was making sure she had something to eat and could stay warm, though back then, we didn't have mobiles to stay in touch with others and I didn't have anywhere safe to leave her, so she just had to stay with me most of the time while I was trying to get us back on our feet.

(She was 9 at the time.)

Damn. I couldn't imagine kicking out kids.
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She is 5? Where are her parents?I'm surprised the dog hasn't bit her yet. She sounds too immature to be left alone with a pet and it doesn't seem she has had much....guidance in the parenting dept.
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Really, how do you spot them except by considering their age? Are you suggesting a dress code?
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mooreandrew58 posted...

captpackrat posted...

MisterXiado posted...

How often do you see a freight train anymore?

I hear a train go along a small rural spur line a few miles from my house almost daily. The spur services a quarry, a cement plant, a phosphate processor, and several farmer's co-ops.

The rail line in town usually has a train go by every 20 to 30 minutes, it's a Class I line (BNSF).

I used to live in a place even where a train came through almost daily. Always like 3 in the fucking morning too. I lived close to the tracks so it was annoying.

Same here, I think the freight train goes through at least 3 times a day but that 5 am one is the worse when you live next to the tracks.
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I haven't been in years. Just about any book I want I either order the physical copy for my own library or get an ebook.
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Dentist have kind of backed off of the flossing in the past few years because other than use it to get that annoying piece of food stuck between your teeth or to look good recent research finds there is no hard evidence in its effectiveness. So don't mumble out a lie when they ask if you floss but do keep your mouth clean and the junk out from between your teeth.
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"Mom, was I in a wreck?"

Depends.
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The more creative the curse words the better.
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GanglyKhan posted...

"You too."

This. I don't utter either one first but I just give this response back whenever either one is given to me.
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Kevman510 posted...

Yeah you probably should have shot him sooner to at least spare him the misery of getting his insides crushed by your car

I have put down many animals. We have a farm. I didn't have time to run get a gun. He died quickly and believe it or not mercy killing a pet or even a farm animal isn't fun. It doesn't get easier each time and personally I don't think it should.

If you are talking about his cancer then yeah, I guess I could have taken that responsibility upon myself instead of taking him to the vet to be put down but the vet said he was not in pain from his cancer at this point although it was affecting his gait and we were going to be there soon.
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_AdjI_ posted...

That's dogs for you: forgiving you when you can't forgive yourself.

I think that is what is getting me. We knew that he was either going to die a horrible death from cancer or we were going to have to put him down within the next few months. We were already having serious discussions on it because it was coming but damn, we don't deserve this kind of love and forgiveness.
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We had no idea how old he was. We have a farm and people drop strays off all the time. He was grey around the muzzle when he showed up around 3 years ago and the cancer was already there. We took him in though. We loved on him and gave him a home when he was abandoned and skinny. He was a good farm dog. I just feel bad because he was always so happy to see me and Damn, I hit him with my car and he wagged his tail at me as he was dying.
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And killed it. God, I feel so horrible. The dog was old but still peppy. He had a cancerous growth that the vet couldn't get all of and just kept growing. It caused him to stumble and threw him off balance. I thought he was running beside my car but I guess he stumbled in front of it.

I stopped and he got up, walked up the steps and laid on the porch. I ran up the steps to examine him and he started wagging his tail. I sat and stroked his head, he was bleeding through his nose. He looked at me, took a few ragged breaths and died. I couldn't have made it to the vet because that is 12 miles away.

My daughter is OK. She knew about his cancer and the vet suggesting to out him down at a later date but that doesn't change the fact I feel like shit for running over him.

He wagged his tail at me....poor thing...Omg... I am just sick about it.
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Not very and 99.9% are male so I am doubly rare. I have never met anybody with my name.
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I told a student that a video my technology class was making wasn't finished or for sale yet ( we had not even advertised it) and his mother threw a fit on Facebook.
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My car doesn't but my jeep does.
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Her mom is prettier and that girl wears way too much makeup.
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Plastic farm animals and marbles.
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They are one of my favorites they have just become overplayed lately because of the movie. They have a damned good library.
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I take them off at my house. I judge what I am expected to do at other's houses by what they do and the situation.
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kind9 posted...

Did anyone watch The Christmas Chronicles on Netflix? It has Kurt Russell and I heard it's a pretty good family film.

I had to be convinced to watch it and was pleasantly surprised.
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Not much. I have very small feet and wear children's shoes. I've even bought light up shoes in the children's dept that were some cartoon based shoe.
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SusanGreenEyes posted...

-Komaiko54- posted...

I have to look extremely formal for this interview.

If you're supposed to look extremely formal then you're supposed to show up in a suit.

I agree with this. A blazer, white or kakhi pants, even with a tie and nice shirt is not as formal or professional as a suit.
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So they weren't fooled and have never heard of The Onion.
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I donate items for resale at Salvation Army and a resale store that hires the mentally disabled.
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S'mores although I haven't had them on years.
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Nope. Age range is such a weird, broad way to look at it.
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The baby, easily.
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No. It is an ass. I'm not showing it in public or wearing a thong.
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The eldest, my brother was definitely the favorite but I am the caretaker of the family.
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"Mom, was I in a wreck?"

No, I have a husband.
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"Mom, was I in a wreck?"

Even though I use liquid I still call it washing powder.
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5'
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Entity13 posted...

G) It's no masterpiece, but I've seen it.

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Just a regular ol butt.
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My dad never whipped us girls but I saw him whip my brother for hitting my sister with a baseball bat when we were little. I was scared of him after that. When the phone rang for him he would snap his fingers and we had to sit and be quiet until he was done.
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Weird to see this poll this morning because I dreamed I was Kirby in the Kirby's Dreamland game last night.
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Brisket, mashed taters, corn, rolls, and peanut butter kisses cookies for dessert.
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I'm gen X but not the punk band.
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I can do without it. On Thanksgiving we have so many delicious side dishes that I don't ever eat the turkey. I usually end up mixing it up with stuff a couple of days later for turkey salad sandwiches. I have never had stuffing and wouldn't eat anything cooked inside a turkey. Come to think of it I have never seen that done in real life, just in magazines but where I live we have cornbread dressing which is larrupin good.
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OhhhJa posted...

Is it really that hard to find a delicious snack that doesn't have risk of aggravating a peanut allergy? This really isnt rocket science.

Also how often are there games because kids shouldn't be eating fucking donuts more than once a week if that

It kinda is. You have to read a lot of nutritional facts and many are "processed on same machinery" or in same factory. So one of the dedicated nut free candies and snacks you just buy off the shelf is pretty crappy. Oh, and you have to read EVERYTHING. I bought a package of frozen corn and when I got home and and read the package it said "May contain peanuts".

I agree, doughnuts are a weird thing to give. I get it, they are kids but I'd want to go a bit healthier than that as a coach.
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