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Topic	What's a good $20 gift for a gay coworker?
myztikrice 12/17/18 4:56:38 AM #14	You're either going to get nothing or something worth $2 in return, so get whatever you want --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	Any of you like Nostalgia Critic?
myztikrice 12/14/18 7:27:09 PM #12	No he is literally awful --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	Harvard study confirms that the gender wage gap is a myth
myztikrice 12/11/18 6:03:41 PM #14	COVxy posted... Nobody seriously thinks that women are simply paid less. That is exactly what they believe --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	One of life's worst things is falling asleep in your clothes.
myztikrice 11/25/18 1:04:17 AM #2	The privileged life you lead lmao --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	Okay so its that time of the year. Huge Dragon Ball Spoilers everywhere ffs
myztikrice 11/14/18 6:49:51 PM #2	Random side character gets a powerup to become the strongest in the series. Goku unlocks a new transformation with a different haircolor and becomes the new strongest and saves the day --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	I am shocked at how many women post sexy photos of themselves on Amazon
myztikrice 11/14/18 6:26:23 PM #13	Most are overweight urban women taking crappy cellphone pics in their bedroom with clothes everywhere --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	Detective Pikachu film trailer!
myztikrice 11/12/18 2:04:30 PM #86	All https://www.polygon.com/2016/4/4/11364874/detective-pikachu-danny-devito-what-the-fuck-is-pokemon says is he was asked if he would voice the game and he said no, not that he would never do it. He just did a commercial where he pretended to be the human version of the red M&M, so it's not a dignity thing --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	Hot Woman Strangles Male Bouncer Until He Passed Out(Video)
myztikrice 11/01/18 6:37:58 PM #7	Why does he just stand there like a mannequin lol --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	Would you rather never have to sleep or never have to eat?
myztikrice 11/01/18 3:32:26 PM #10	Would I get the bodytype that an ideal diet would bring if I didn't have to eat? --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	I have an interview in 2 hours for lots of money and prestige(?).
myztikrice 10/25/18 6:49:37 PM #4	Everybody can get interviews, nobody cares about interviews, come back when you have job OFFERS --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	Who are your five least favorite senators
myztikrice 10/23/18 7:26:46 PM #2	1) 2) 3) 4) 5) --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	Why is Amy Schumer not like Dane Cook or Carlos Mencia?
myztikrice 10/23/18 4:17:22 PM #11	Amy was able to disperse the blame around on her writing staff, Mencia was blamed for all of it on his own, and he still does shows --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	why do people care so much about money if they cant take any with them when they
myztikrice 10/16/18 7:21:58 PM #3	Passive income --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	How do you deal with workplace zombies? No, not that kind.
myztikrice 10/16/18 3:50:02 PM #3	Look in a mirror and slap yourself for caring about what other people believe about their company and for thinking you're cool calling them 'workplace zombies.' --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	wow Zoey Monroe and Luna Star was like the hottest thing I've ever seen
myztikrice 10/16/18 2:13:26 AM #4	a fan of the big titty bimbos are ya --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	Status of your wisdom teeth?
myztikrice 10/15/18 6:00:39 PM #38	Had all of them removed as well, local anesthetic too. Only bad part was the first day and the copious amounts of blood, other than that it didn't hurt. --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	Kyrie Irving apologizes for saying Earth is flat: 'Didn't realize the effect'
myztikrice 10/02/18 7:21:58 PM #29	everybody coming up to me like, 'You know I have to reteach my whole curriculum!' --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	Liberal voice actor on Star Wars has her career destroyed for imitating Dr. Ford
myztikrice 10/01/18 6:31:19 PM #2	'I can't believe my voice sounds like this and I'm a doctor' 'I wasn't intending to mock her!' The website is obviously hyperbole but the woman is still a tool --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	Rapper Lil Xan hospitalized from overdose
myztikrice 09/26/18 7:17:59 PM #7	SSJCAT posted... SH_expert44 posted... he has a point. The PS4 does look great lol yea uh wtf was that I'm guessing he had to play a lot of PS4 while he recovered --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	I really wish there was a button I could push to fall asleep
myztikrice 09/22/18 2:09:47 AM #3	Hint posting on GameFAQs isn't sleeping --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	Holy shit, the twist in this political ad
myztikrice 09/22/18 12:56:07 AM #60	TheOlJollyRoger posted... Trigg3rH4ppy posted... I didn't know M Night Shamalamadingdong was doing political ads now You dont know how happy I am someone else calls m night that the whole internet does dude it's a fucking meme --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	remember those peanut butter sandwiches that they served in school?
myztikrice 09/19/18 5:10:35 PM #7	No. WTF --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	First photos of Joaquin Phoenix as the Joker in the new origin movie
myztikrice 09/17/18 6:55:18 PM #58	BeyondWalls posted... There should never be a Joker origin story. Several former comic writers have pointed that out. It always falls flat and cheapens it. The Dark Knight perfectly nailed what The Jokers backstory should be. Just this agent of chaos with a conflicting web of lies who shows up out of nowhere. Why? --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	"I could care less" is correct.
myztikrice 09/13/18 7:17:54 PM #14	Because it is. How about that. --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	More likes from the police.The door that they claim was ajar can't stay ajar.
myztikrice 09/11/18 5:47:03 PM #11	So a clear-minded woman who had entered her apartment complex many times before, parked on the wrong floor, walked to the wrong apartment with the wrong mat in front of it, placed her key in a door that was already open, walked inside an apartment where a man was sitting alone in the dark, shot and killed him, then had to check the front door for the room # of her own apartment which she thought she was in --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	NETFLIX Free month ADs all over, stop is not Free
myztikrice 09/07/18 6:48:19 PM #3	Except it is? Just cancel immediately after signing up --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	Captain Marvel: The Future is female.
myztikrice 09/05/18 5:49:54 PM #18	Carol Danvers doesn't have a look --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	The gay lisp fascinates me. I wonder what the cause is.
myztikrice 09/04/18 8:15:43 PM #3	It's how urban women speak --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	That movie sorry to bother you was dope spoilers
myztikrice 09/03/18 10:26:27 PM #2	nice spoilers oh wait there were none thanks for nothing --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	Would you rather be the world's best musician or magician?
myztikrice 08/29/18 6:02:28 PM #19	The best musician in the world would be more famous, make more money, and be better viewed in history --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	You can now invest in Nintendo and other foreign stocks commission free
myztikrice 08/29/18 5:38:43 PM #8	EndOfDiscOne posted... I've seen robinhood talked about on reddit. What is the buzz all about? I usually try to avoid buzz when it comes to investing but I'm just curious. When you buy or sell stocks you have to pay a fee. Robinhood doesn't have one --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	9-year old comes out as Gay, gets Bullied by classmates, then commits Suicide.
myztikrice 08/29/18 3:54:20 PM #234	Some of ya'll in this topic were some real stunted 9 year olds --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	U.S. Births Dip To 30-Year Low
myztikrice 08/27/18 12:26:07 AM #2	Less casual hookups due to SJW and #MeToo --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	If you aren't an organ donor, why not?
myztikrice 08/24/18 7:51:54 PM #20	EliteLevel posted... gatorsPENSbucs posted... EliteLevel posted... Master Kazuya posted... Why would you care about your organs if you're dead? More importantly, how would you care about your organs if you're dead? I want to rest in peace, not pieces. And say I'm in need of major surgery to save my life and they see I'm an organ donor and someone needs something. Welp, there goes them trying to save me. What? There's an unfounded belief that doctors will not try as hard to save organ donors since organs can be scarce --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	I've always hated how "For the __" is used by both factions in WoW
myztikrice 08/21/18 8:31:45 PM #11	SwayM posted... For the horde has a much better ring to it, why --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	California introduces bill banning soda and juice from kids meals
myztikrice 08/20/18 7:44:33 PM #28	Yeah soda is not the cause of childhood obesity --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	Finally saw infinity war (SPOILERS)
myztikrice 08/15/18 8:17:03 PM #55	Doe posted... MonkeyBones23 posted... Thanos wasn't using the stone to beat Hulk. He did it on his own. Then why did Hulk stress to Tony that Thanos was unstoppable because of the Power Stone? Because he's unstoppable because of the Power Stone and not because he beat Hulk --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	Called in for jury duty, they said I'm not needed. Do I still get off work tomor
myztikrice 08/14/18 7:47:17 PM #5	They go through arbitration first to see if you're worth being on the jury. If they pick you they typically last a week, if they don't they thank you and you go home --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	Twitch mod is mad that streamer never mentioned she was married
myztikrice 08/13/18 1:07:03 AM #186	Grischnak posted... blackguy posted... Grischnak posted... NSFW what are the NSFW stuff? actual nudes and shit or just skimpy tease shit. might be interested Hell if I know. I just looked up her patreon and it said "get NSFW stuff at $60 tier". I highly doubt it's actual nudes. Probably just like really skimpy bikinis or something. She also has "naughty ASMR" clips. Whatever the fuck that is. #shrug it's literally fake news, she's not nude in any of them the naughty parts are still blurred out or covered --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	Celebs who post on reddit, that you know of for sure?
myztikrice 08/13/18 1:00:03 AM #3	Val Kilmer was a regular at one point --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	Lol @ Kanye lookin' stupid on Kimmel.
myztikrice 08/10/18 2:21:32 PM #16	Fatye --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	New Oblivion URL video
myztikrice 08/07/18 7:22:30 PM #6	Was this filmed with an iPhone? They need better sound guys --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	The Spiderman basketball scene
myztikrice 08/07/18 6:31:54 PM #2	Why the hell is motion interpolation on --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	When did you stop using AOL?
myztikrice 08/07/18 4:10:30 PM #7	When I never started using it in the first place --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	What exactly is with the DMV in America?
myztikrice 07/31/18 8:53:28 PM #31	SwayM posted... theAteam posted... Well Everyone needs to go there to get stuff done. It's the only one in town. So you get into a line with literally anyone else in the area that needs pretty much anything for their car/boat/RV/motorcycle/license/etc... You get to the first person and tell them what you need and they give you a giant ass paper form to fill out while you wait to actually get serviced. Usually you won't have a problem finishing the paperwork because it takes an insane amount of time to process it and so everyone before you is backed right the fuck up for 45 minutes. Then you get to the counter and they have to go over the paper form you filled out and ask questions and shit. If you didn't do everything perfect you either have to fill out more paperwork right then and there or go back and re-do the whole thing. If you're lucky it ends there after you pay the fee or whatever. For a license picture or registration, you'll need to get into ANOTHER line where they take more paperwork to finish whatever you needed. The biggest obstacles to time are 1) they put everyone in the same line, and 2) everything's done with paper and people checking the papers. I've been to places where they separate lines for people that have quicker tasks like surrendering plates. If they could somehow have people do the paperwork part online and then just show up with a confirmation number or something it would definitely go a lot quicker. But the gov't has no real interest in spending any money on efficiency. Hahahaha Yo What the fuck kind of system is this? Seriously, with ours you literally just walk up to the lady, she handles your shit. No switching lines to fill out paperwork, get your picture taken, anything. The clerk you see does it all, in and out. Wham bam thank you officer. The only hurdle you really have to jump through is that they only pay in cash, so if you didn't bring any/enough you gotta jump over to the ATM real quick and take out some cash. But she waits for you son. You don't go to the back of the line What a nightmare this sounds like. They're not all like that. There's one line but it's a queue system that feeds into multiple tellers. You also can set up reservations ahead of time which they handle first, and you can fill out paperwork ahead of time before arriving. Also a lot of the services like license renewal can be done online and automatically --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	Holy shit the [Spoiler] scene from the new Mission Impossible wasn't CGI!?
myztikrice 07/31/18 8:13:30 PM #9	Here's the behind the scenes Perhaps even more props should go to the cameraman who had to do the same things Cruise did except backwards and with a camera mounted to his head --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	Holy shit the [Spoiler] scene from the new Mission Impossible wasn't CGI!?
myztikrice 07/31/18 7:39:01 PM #2	The clouds and lightning were CGI. It was also three separate jumps stitched together --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
Topic	Which character from Friends would you most want us a roommate?
myztikrice 07/24/18 11:28:58 PM #3	Monica because she'll clean everything or Joey because he'll bring chicks over --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical."
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