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TopicYour opinion of parents putting leashes on their kids?
pkmnlord
12/31/18 1:12:42 PM
#10
I mean I'd rather parents have some control over their kids instead of letting them run like wild animals.

Leashes do look weird, but if you suck so much as a parent that words and discipline don't work, do what does work.
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TopicWhy are so many girls kinky?
pkmnlord
12/31/18 12:07:07 PM
#35
Lmao 'mind fucks'?

These bitches are weird, man.
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TopicTaco Bell's $1 Grande Burritos
pkmnlord
12/30/18 11:01:14 PM
#9
I miss the triple steak burrito! Remember that shit from like 5-6 years ago now? Lol

I remember they replaced it with a lesser flatbread variant and couldn't just have both on the menu at the same time.
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TopicWhy are so many girls kinky?
pkmnlord
12/30/18 10:59:51 PM
#17
- Toilet training
- Human ashtray/smoking fetish
- CBT/ballbusting

*homer disappearing into bushes*
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TopicTaco Bell's $1 Grande Burritos
pkmnlord
12/30/18 10:56:13 PM
#6
Can't believe they took away the damn taquitos again.

The nacho burrito's pretty nice. Usually the fritos in those types of burritos just end up soggy but lately I've gotten some crunch out of a few good ones.
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TopicThe John Cena is invisible meme is not funny
pkmnlord
12/30/18 1:55:20 PM
#22
Does Triple-H have any memes?
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TopicWanna see a tree bleed to death?
pkmnlord
12/30/18 1:59:18 AM
#7
Not gonna lie, if I saw that shit, I'd be seriously reconsidering my lumberjack career choice.
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TopicHaha Soulja bitched out like we all knew he would
pkmnlord
12/30/18 1:14:44 AM
#20
I like how his stupid ass can't defend himself so he just retweets fans giving him positive reinforcement. Like, the only people stupider than Soulja Boy himself are his fans, the fuck do any of those people know about anything? Dick slurpin' ass fans.
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TopicThere is a guy at my work who's last name is Doom.
pkmnlord
12/28/18 11:34:42 AM
#6
I knew a guy in high school whose last name was Slaughter. He joked about naming his future son "Man". He eventually ended up having a girl lol.
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TopicJontron plays Newgrounds games with some guys, very Game Grumps-esque
pkmnlord
12/28/18 12:35:31 AM
#7
Damn_Underscore posted...
pkmnlord posted...
"some guys"


i never heard of them before >_>

Well come on man, it's 2018. You're expected to know who everyone is.
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TopicJontron plays Newgrounds games with some guys, very Game Grumps-esque
pkmnlord
12/27/18 11:42:39 AM
#3
TopicWould you pay $7,000 for ringside Wrestlemania tickets?
pkmnlord
12/27/18 1:23:44 AM
#38
If I'm paying 7k for ringside seats, I damn well ought to be be guaranteed a titty flash from one or two divas of my choosing.
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Topica persona 5 announcement is coming
pkmnlord
12/26/18 11:28:00 AM
#58
ssj3mike89 posted...
damn joker on smash would be awesome

i tihnk i'mg onna replay it again soon anyway

It's already awesome, because he was recently revealed as the first DLC character for Ultimate. However, we don't have any pics or gameplay footage of him.
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Topic$500, or everyone swipes right for you on Tinder.
pkmnlord
12/25/18 8:14:26 PM
#8
I'll take the Tinder perks over an extra paycheck
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TopicIf Fresh Prince and Family Mattera fused shows.
pkmnlord
12/25/18 8:33:39 AM
#5
Prince Matters.

Because he DOES.
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TopicHow do you pronounce "Phalanx"?
pkmnlord
12/25/18 8:29:04 AM
#9
TopicHow many chicken nuggets can you eat in one sitting?
pkmnlord
12/23/18 11:59:11 AM
#23
MuayThai85 posted...
pkmnlord posted...
Somewhere around the 20-30 range in one sitting. I remember when McDonalds had the 40 nuggets for like $20 or something a few years ago and I still had a box and a half when I had to give it a rest (I also bought a full meal as well so factor in a double quarter pounder and large fries with that).


How fucking fat are you?

I'm actually not at all. 155 lbs.
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TopicMom Arrested For Leaving Her Kids Found Home Alone Watching the Movie Home Alone
pkmnlord
12/23/18 2:06:54 AM
#9
Maybe she should get her neighbor to watch over them since they wanna be so fuckin' nosy.
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TopicRemember that episode of Lizzie McGuire where she wanted a bra
pkmnlord
12/23/18 2:04:36 AM
#19
Funny thing is, I was gonna post more about how they actually ended up making it a real thing that the teenagers (and I think the kids too?) wore when they were at war, but I figured just leaving it at the reference was fine.
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TopicInsomniac, don't ever bring back Screwball.
pkmnlord
12/23/18 2:03:06 AM
#9
Ryetoast posted...
What game? Was that the announcer in the arena in Ratchet and Clank?

Character from Spiderman PS4 who's a stereotypical hyper-millennial streamer so she talks in nothing but memes and abbreviations.
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TopicHow many chicken nuggets can you eat in one sitting?
pkmnlord
12/23/18 2:00:45 AM
#2
Somewhere around the 20-30 range in one sitting. I remember when McDonalds had the 40 nuggets for like $20 or something a few years ago and I still had a box and a half when I had to give it a rest (I also bought a full meal as well so factor in a double quarter pounder and large fries with that).
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TopicRemember that episode of Lizzie McGuire where she wanted a bra
pkmnlord
12/23/18 1:55:44 AM
#10
Remember that episode of Codename: Kids Next Door where they thought bra stood for battle ready armor
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TopicPS4 Flash Sale
pkmnlord
12/21/18 9:38:52 AM
#6
Touch posted...
Lol @ Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator

Game Grumps made that game.
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TopicBumble now allows you to filter people
pkmnlord
12/21/18 1:28:28 AM
#20
GrindcoreShark posted...
Where's the don't have and don't want option?

"tHaTs n0t A p0siTiVe dAtiNg aTtRiButE"
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TopicBumble now allows you to filter people
pkmnlord
12/20/18 9:38:33 PM
#8
pres_madagascar posted...
Bumble is terrible. Literally every woman on there in my area is a prissy Scottsdale girl.

And every ASU bitch is looking for "adventure" and has the same 3 photos of their graduation gowns, posing on whatever that mountain is I always see people taking pics of themselves on, and then some lingerie pic that's totally not leaving anything to the imagination but yet they act all conservative in their bio.
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TopicOur local weather girl is cute
pkmnlord
12/20/18 7:56:46 PM
#4
She looks nice. My local station's got some real cuties as well for their meteorologists.
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TopicWhat are your thoughts on Subway?
pkmnlord
12/20/18 7:48:36 PM
#6
I used to grab a footlong almost daily on my way home from school in HS. I went there so often that the manager always knew my order and was real chummy with me. Almost got hired there too when I tried looking for my first job a year or so later.

Nowadays, not so much at all. I like Jimmy Johns more now even though I spend like twice as much there as I ever did at Subway.
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TopicDoes anyone else hate "meme culture".
pkmnlord
12/20/18 7:46:21 PM
#11
JoeDangIt posted...
I miss owl memes.

O RLY
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Topiccat is shown video of dead owner, remembers face and tries to snuggle with video
pkmnlord
12/20/18 5:07:29 PM
#10
Chicken_Butt posted...
"what are you doing"
"showing this cat a video of its dead owner"
"why"
"so i can record it"
"why"
"so if it feels bad I can put sad music over it and get likes on the internet"
"wow that's pretty fucked up"
"wOw ThAt'S pReTtY fUcKeD uP"

Lmfao
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TopicWow, Weird Al kind of wussed out on Hot Ones...
pkmnlord
12/20/18 5:06:09 PM
#6
Yeah it sucks when someone who's main money maker is their voice has to bow out because they're not used to subjecting them to super hot sauces on a semi to completely regular basis.

Ex: E-40's episode was a recording of a live show and he grabbed an audience member to do his last few wings.
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TopicGod damn this guy with an account from 2005 is triggered AF
pkmnlord
12/20/18 4:57:51 PM
#6
I could talk harder shit than him and I've been on here for about the same amount of time.
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TopicDid your parents ever play video games with you?
pkmnlord
12/20/18 2:52:49 PM
#27
I attempted to get my mom to play games with me sometimes, but she just never got it. And I hated having to explain the controls every time and then watch her do the exact opposite of everything I just said.

Such is life with baby boomer parents I guess *shrugs*
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Topicthe pharcyde
pkmnlord
12/20/18 2:20:54 PM
#4
Paper_Okami posted...
Bizarre Ride is waay better

No it's not.

Labcabincalifornia has early Dilla production. Therefore, it is superior by default.
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Topicwhy are there so many soyboys on Jeopardy in the current year
pkmnlord
12/20/18 11:56:11 AM
#3
But his mouth isn't gaping wide open.
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TopicThings girls do during sex that annoy you....
pkmnlord
12/19/18 3:32:48 AM
#31
I hate when girls don't exist when having sex because there's nobody I'm actually having sex with.
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TopicWhy are certain women freaking out about the word females.
pkmnlord
12/18/18 1:31:13 PM
#35
I like to say females but pronounce it like tamales.
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TopicThe perfect girl but she thinks dabbing at funerals in her word totes approps
pkmnlord
12/18/18 1:17:28 PM
#5
Lol'ing at the group of hatin' ass bitches in the background all staring at her.
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TopicJust turned 35 anyone else scared of aging.
pkmnlord
12/18/18 12:39:24 PM
#8
Shit I felt the same way after turning 26 last month. It's like, the fuck else do I have to look forward to?
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TopicWhats the best way to play the banjo games
pkmnlord
12/18/18 4:10:41 AM
#7
Either Rare Replay on Xbone or if you're still rocking a 360 you can download them off XBLA.
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TopicSome people are committing SUICIDE after LASIK surgery. Is it worth the risk?
pkmnlord
12/18/18 2:11:05 AM
#26
I've honestly come to terms with my glasses and just gotten comfortable with what I like for myself.
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Topic6ix9ine Denied Bail Says Inmates Told Him They Had A "Stiffy Uh"
pkmnlord
12/18/18 2:03:27 AM
#6
The problem is you're actually posting stuff we wanna see IRL and the satire shit's getting old.

Either make with the reality or bugger off.
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TopicDude is tired of package thieves, so he engineers a revenge for them.
pkmnlord
12/18/18 1:08:07 AM
#8
SauI_Goodman posted...
We had a guy in a neighboring town put dog poop in a package and left it on his porch. Somebody took it. And then the thief came back later and threw a rock through the window. I just order stuff to my workplace lol.

JFC I hope that thief got shanked and left in a ditch somewhere. Like seriously, how much of a piece of shit do you have to be to not only go stealing people's packages off their porches, but to also enact revenge when you get what you deserve?
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TopicNFL CAN'T find Artists to perform on SUPERBOWL cause of their KNEELING STANCE!!
pkmnlord
12/17/18 1:09:54 AM
#27
Lmao what a bunch of idiots. What makes them think they could get Andre 3000 or Lauryn Hill if not Rihanna or Mary J. Blige?
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TopicYou went to jail for a crime you didn't commit
pkmnlord
12/16/18 12:08:02 PM
#35
PMarth2002 posted...
I would probably try to commit suicide if I got convicted for 20 years.

This. Fuck prison/jail.

If 100% of the people in jail/prison were justifiably there it'd be one thing, but stuff like the scenario presented in the OP are the reason why the justice system in this country can go fuck itself.
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TopicWho would you cast as Dr. Doom in the MCU?
pkmnlord
12/15/18 2:11:35 AM
#12
slmcknett posted...
pkmnlord posted...
The guy who voiced Kratos in God of Boi.

Christopher Judge.

Yeah, him. Helps that he's got a badass name now that I know it.
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TopicWho would you cast as Dr. Doom in the MCU?
pkmnlord
12/15/18 2:09:22 AM
#10
The guy who voiced Kratos in God of Boi.
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TopicWould fishing make for a good date activity?
pkmnlord
12/13/18 5:30:35 PM
#4
I mean she could always just say fucking no, but whatever yeah I don't see any issue in taking someone on a date that takes them out of their comfort zone as long as the invitee still intends to go through with it anyway.
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TopicXbox Live support explains to players why they are banned
pkmnlord
12/12/18 7:10:01 PM
#8
The very last one killed me lmao
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