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OffTempo posted...

PhazonReborn posted...

PM it to everyone

This

I'm just droppin by. I'm not here for any reason.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

That bitch looks gross.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Why it 'aint a good protest until innocent people die.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Yeah, totally. I watched it when I was that age, along with Halloween and a bunch of other classic films.

Look how fuckin great I turned out to be.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Good. Death to retail.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Convert to Christianity.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

The 1990 one.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

That's how long you have until Tom Cruise appears in your room, dead set on scooping out your rectum.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Which means there at least twice that amount of people who have no business making people.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

You call them bones.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

When you hit random in Oblivion's character creator.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

You get a little bit of everything.

Except for potato salad. You get a LOT of potato salad.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

So is everyone who has done anything else.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Dox everyone whose been moderated in the past three years.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

So were people who jizzed on the end table, let it dried, scraped it up and snorted it.

Think about that
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnjg5QhT4SE&list=PLohYzz4btpaRHAUyasym5Q0V2EALwQzTj
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

"No deth penulty cus prison is for rehabilitashun hur hur, second chances hur hur hur."
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

You get an evolution if your name is Eevee.

You get a mega if it's still Gen 6.

Gamefreak doesn't give a shit about any of the features they introduce beyond the generation they're introduced in.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

NeonOctopus posted...

People who say that shit are always at their worst lol

This. Although they don't really say it. They share some shitty fuckin pic on facebook with that written on it, and it's always some chick who's a stupid bitch to everyone.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Ya need a healthy balance.

Overwhelming bass is objectively bad.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Not that I know of.

That's a basic bitch name.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

That joked sucked the life out of me.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Paper_Okami posted...

why she look like the grinch

To make ya dick grow three times its size.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

to you,

If you're young at heart
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Does she have nudes yet?
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Yeah you see the thing is, no self-respecting human puts ketchup on a burger.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

As a Pokemon fan, lmfao no.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Yeah Hoth is cool and all but we still need to talk about him fucking that cantaloupe on Discord. No one asked for that.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Noirespanties posted...

The water

Not even.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Did'ja know a large group of turkeys is called a rafter? 'Tis true.

That probably won't help, but now you know.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

The cutest black chick I can find at the bar.

She won't know it's for Black Friday, but I will.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Ultra Instinct Gary Busey
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

I would check places where PS4 bundles are sold.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

"Look at as us! We're cool! Pls watch our parade."
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

There's no room for them to forgive anyone. Their son was in the wrong. He tried to go into the tribes native territory and spread his garbage religion, after being chased off multiple times.

Now not only is he dead, but that tribe has likely been exposed to pathogens that they don't have any protections against. Don't be surprised if they start dying off from diseases they've never seen before, all because of some stupid holier-than-thou pieces of human waste.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Cornmuffins posted...

How is that a poor thing tho

Sometimes, you get down to the bottom of the box and realize there's not enough for a single bowl. So you put it back on the top of the fridge and grab a different kind of cereal.

When that happens your mother, usually irritated that there's so many open cereal boxes, grabs a Tupperware container and starts consolidating the remnants of once full boxes of cereal, because you're sure as shit not gonna waste it unless you like getting hit.

So eventually you end up with this atrocious amalgamation of various different cereals that you'll have to eat before your mother buys you new cereal.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Masturbate. It's what I do.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Sometimes they gotta learn the hard way.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Gamefaqs is a relic, and so are these boards.

The majority of us are people who have been posting here for many years, but even our shitposting is only gonna keep it alive for so long.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

As long as she has room for the two fingers.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Hopefully they cremate him and flush his ashes down the toilet.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Well, chicken is better than Turkey yes, but to say it sucks?

You sir, are trash.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Wailord swims off the coast of Japan.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Any livestreams happening for when our boys and girls in uniform start mowing them down?
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

WilliamPorygon posted...

This, I have fucked a few pineapple pizzas though

You would be into that, you fucking weirdo.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

I'll bite.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

By existing in universes where our laws of physics don't apply.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Why would you use your own sofa? What kinda stupid amateur hour shit did I walk into here?

I don't trust anyone else's. They could be one of those sick fucks who uses it for family game night.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE