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TopicWhy has no game even attempted Dark Souls 1 world design...
spanky1
12/24/18 1:07:24 AM
#50
TopicYour brother's soul is MINE!
spanky1
12/20/18 5:47:35 PM
#40
First movie was better almost in every way from the second, but I'm not gonna lie, Sonya 2.0 was hotter. >_>
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TopicEA loves money. Why no Mass Effect Trilogy on PS4/XB1?
spanky1
12/20/18 12:44:08 PM
#10
AvantgardeAClue posted...
Antifar posted...
Xbox One players can play them on BC with EA Access


It's also like $2-3 each if you buy it from Gamestop

Why would anyone buy it again for $30 to $60

We want remasters. Updated graphics with 60 fps.
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TopicAnyone remember those LOTR trilogy games based on the movie?
spanky1
12/20/18 12:40:28 PM
#14
I loved them at the time but I recently tried replaying them and they are REALLY hard and clunky. I couldn't beat the cave troll. He takes a million hits and you die in just a couple. It seemed so smooth and advanced at the time, but I'm afraid they didn't age well.
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TopicSNL seriously did a whole skit about Weezer?
spanky1
12/19/18 7:25:17 PM
#6
It's a funny skit, and the feeling of "they seriously did a skit about Weezer?" is the entire point of that skit, as shown by the reactions of the characters played straight in the skit. It's absurd that two people would get worked up over Weezer of all things, and therein lies the humor.
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Topicwhen normies try & talk video games with you
spanky1
12/19/18 1:03:37 PM
#38
My favorite are the girls who say they love video games and then you ask what they play and they say Mario Kart on N64.
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Topicwhen normies try & talk video games with you
spanky1
12/19/18 12:59:31 PM
#35
kirbymuncher posted...
Completion posted...
Gonna be honest, I'm not really willing to tell regular extroverted types about the RPGs I play. Not because I'm ashamed of it, but on the real likely chance they wouldn't know what it is I'd just feel weird for bringing it up

yeah kinda this, but not just RPGs specifically. I either have to be willing to explain it in detail in case they ask, which is usually more effort than it's worth, or just be very vague about the whole thing.

"what games have you been playing recently?"
"oh, platformers and stuff"

"What's a platformer?"
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Topicwhen normies try & talk video games with you
spanky1
12/19/18 12:58:24 PM
#34
I'm at the point where I can't tell who we're making fun of in this topic.
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TopicFirst look at Will Smith as Genie.
spanky1
12/19/18 9:25:12 AM
#11
About what I was ecpecting.

Jasmine and Aladdin look so light skinned and normally that kind of complaint annoys me but yeah they just look off to me.
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TopicWhat's up with softcore porn TV shows?
spanky1
12/19/18 1:08:11 AM
#6
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
spanky1 posted...
I distinctly remember one tv show recently that was about rookie cops, every one of them was a fucking super model. Just incredibly attractive women and men, all young, in sexy little cop uniforms, having little cop dramas, on NBC or something.


Rookie Blue?

I think so. Never seen so many hot cops!
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TopicWhat's up with softcore porn TV shows?
spanky1
12/19/18 1:05:43 AM
#4
I distinctly remember one tv show recently that was about rookie cops, every one of them was a fucking super model. Just incredibly attractive women and men, all young, in sexy little cop uniforms, having little cop dramas, on NBC or something.
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TopicJust clearing up a board rule ITT, so you guys are all aware.
spanky1
12/17/18 7:50:22 PM
#1
On the topic of board invasion, and how it is defined, here is what a mod had to say:

Board invasion is when a large group of users from one board suddenly flood another board to troll/harass the users of that board. Simply innocuously linking to another post you made on another board is not an invasion.


So in other words, if I were to, say for instance, make a topic on some other social board and link it to this one and say to them "hey check this out, what do you guys think", then that would not be against the site rules and would not be modded.

Just wanted to clarify for some of the users here, as well as mods, since some seem to be confused because they're suspending accounts for doing this, saying "do not encourage other users to invade another board." So just a heads up is all.
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TopicWhat is the name of this fallacy
spanky1
12/16/18 3:26:55 PM
#23
Jehovahs witnesses do this a lot. For instance, they'll see a news article about how there are child abuse problems in their churches, but then go "look they called them churches instead of kingdom halls! This is all hogwash."
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TopicWould you rather read a fantasy book with elves and orcs or one without them?
spanky1
12/15/18 4:48:30 PM
#24
<3 you too roos :3
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TopicRemember the Super Smash Bros. Brawl hype?
spanky1
12/15/18 12:35:39 PM
#15
I remember getting really into the hype and then being bored by the actual game.
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TopicWould you rather read a fantasy book with elves and orcs or one without them?
spanky1
12/15/18 12:34:36 PM
#22
roos1046 Reborn posted...
Link43130 posted...
fuck elves and orcs, make your own cool fantasy races


he isn't creative enough
that is also why he made a topic like this on CE

LMAO

Hah! I already got in inb4roostrolling over on LUE! You're getting too predictable. :P
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TopicPositive racial stereotypes
spanky1
12/15/18 12:02:12 AM
#15
which one gets a bonus to lock picking
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TopicWould you rather read a fantasy book with elves and orcs or one without them?
spanky1
12/14/18 9:35:30 PM
#15
Some choice thoughts:

Vyrulisse posted...
Orc Women are hot so with.

That's a legit compelling argument. I love she-orcs, and if I went with orcs a she-orc would be a featured character. She'd get captured by our heroes and be a bitch but ultimately side with the good guys because of a greater evil.

Master_Bass posted...
I prefer a story without them. It wouldn't be terrible to include them, though, since you already plan to add other mythical races.

That's kinda why I began to consider throwing in elves and orcs in the first place. I've already got all these other fantastical things. Like, a fairy or pixie will definitely end up being a main character (think Puck from Berserk). I just thought it might feel weird to just have a bunch of humans around, and then bam, fairy character. The elves and orcs make it known that this is a fantasy right away. But then, eh, elves and orcs. >_>

Tyranthraxus posted...
I don't really care for the "noble savage monoculture" elf seen in various discount fantasy literature/games or the "I am better than you at everything" elf that tolkien used.

If you have elves that are somewhat unique and interesting I'd be interested in hearing more. I really liked the concept of Dragon Age's city elves. I also like Shadowrun's interpretation of them although that's more of a science fantasy mashup.

I don't like the tropes you don't like as well. It's funny you bring up Dragon Age city elves, mine would kinda be like that. They're going to be short and physically inferior, be kinda weird physically, like they have four fingers. They have no nation or real culture of their own, they're treated like garbage by humans and anyone else, worker class. They would have strange personalities, like not proud Tolkien style and not humans with pointy ears, but like, almost autistic kinda. They'd really be limited in both physical and cognitive abilities and are straight up a lesser race. They get employed as simple servants and prostitutes and stuff, or just live on the streets like bums.

specialkid8 posted...
It sounds like you have enough to work with already so it could work either way. Elves would be hard to do as wild animals though without changing the generally agreed upon outline of what an elf is. I think orcs could work as even more devolved then they usually are. Rather than a savage warrior race they could basically be cavemen types who can only make basic tools and have no real speech.

Oh I think you're mixed up there, the elves and orcs would be integrated in society in some way, they wouldn't be like wild animals. I'm saying that I know I'm 100% going to have stuff like trolls and fairies and stuff and they're like mysterious creatures off in the forest. But yeah the elves and orcs would be plenty evolved like normal, with slight differences.

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Lotta orc hate, I honestly like orcs more than elves in general. My plan for the orcs would be, they're very rarely seen, no huge armies or society, but are a dying race, they live in the deep woods in small tribes, and they're like seven feet tall and super dangerous. None of this chopping down orcs left and right stuff, you'd need multiple fighters to take down just one. Even she-orcs!

I'm still so split. I do feel like elves and orcs dumb down the work, and make it more nerdy D&D style junk. But also they can be fun, and I'm going for kind of a fun story here. I dunno. :(
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TopicWould you rather read a fantasy book with elves and orcs or one without them?
spanky1
12/14/18 8:27:46 PM
#1
Would you rather read a fantasy book with elves and orcs or one without them? - Results (17 votes)
With elves and orcs.
11.76% (2 votes)
2
No elves and orcs, just humans.
35.29% (6 votes)
6
I like both concepts equally.
41.18% (7 votes)
7
I don't like fantasy, but I love polls and feel compelled to vote.
11.76% (2 votes)
2
I'm writing a fantasy novel, and I could make it work with elves and orcs, or without them. It WILL have fantastical creatures along the lines of mysterious folk tale style woodlands creatures, like pixies or fairies, or maybe even stuff like bridge trolls or ogres or even dragons, possibly. Those kind of creatures will be very far removed from human societies, and most people would go without ever seeing them, and they don't have their own culture or society or anything, they're more like a wild "animal" out there in the woods just doing their own thing.

But those kind of creatures are a very different thing compared to straight up elves and orcs walkin' around in plain sight, you know? Not having those Tolkien races would make the story more believable and grounded and "less nerdy", but then also those races, especially if I put my own spin on them, could make the story more fun.

I'm so fifty fifty on this decision and I change my mind every day and I'm at the part in the book where I need to make a decision.
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TopicAnalysts are saying you literally need 1.5-2 million in savings to retire
spanky1
12/14/18 4:50:57 PM
#26
JustMyOpinion posted...
spanky1 posted...
I get depressed when I think of this.

I mean I've been maxing out my 401k since I was 24, I'm mid 30s now and it's only around 60k. I can't see it growing to a million.


The max is like 18k a year, you've been doing it for ~10 years and only have 60k? What the heck did you invest in?

My bad, I havent been doing max. I've been doing up to full company matching, not max.

Giant_Aspirin posted...
why that much? a ROI of 5% is pretty conservative, so even "just" $1M would give you $50k/year, which seems like more than enough.

Inflation though. When you're old enough to retire, 50 grand a year won't cut it.
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TopicWhere should I go for lunch.
spanky1
12/14/18 12:44:35 PM
#1
Pls make my decisions for me ce
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TopicWhat do you find unattractive in a romantic partner?
spanky1
12/14/18 12:43:25 PM
#62
Acid attack disfigurement.
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TopicAnalysts are saying you literally need 1.5-2 million in savings to retire
spanky1
12/14/18 12:37:44 PM
#13
I get depressed when I think of this.

I mean I've been maxing out my 401k since I was 24, I'm mid 30s now and it's only around 60k. I can't see it growing to a million.
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Topic*Spanks CE*
spanky1
12/14/18 8:57:50 AM
#7
*slides into topic on knees*

Hellllooooo guys! :D
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TopicSo I started reading Wheel of Time. Random thoughts.
spanky1
12/13/18 9:07:31 PM
#1
So far I haven't noticed too much of the dreaded "tugging at her braid" type stuff, but I'm still pretty early. I do completely see what people mean about the female characters though. They're all the same, and they're all kinda abusive. Like, even random side characters that just have a little page time, yep, they're threatening to beat up their husbands or something, lol. The three main women are even described very similarly, physically. They're all short with dark hair.

I'm picturing Christopher Loyd as Thom and Geralt from Witcher 3 as Lan.
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TopicNetflix live action Cowboy Bebop character descriptions revealed.
spanky1
12/13/18 3:30:15 PM
#111
Heineken14 posted...
Raikuro posted...
There's gonna be a shitstorm when Faye's outfit is revealed no matter what it looks like.


Oh yeah, there's going to be huge backlash no matter what because her boobs won't be big enough.

Also.... Jet was black?

Yeah, the boobs will be too small, I guarantee it.
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TopicNetflix live action Cowboy Bebop character descriptions revealed.
spanky1
12/13/18 3:29:21 PM
#110
Solar_Crimson posted...
spanky1 posted...
No Ed description?

It's in the link.

I can't read the link. I get a full screen message to turn off add blocker and it won't let me see. Im not even using ad blocker

Can anyone copy and paste? I'm curious what age they're gonna go for.
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TopicThe perfect girl but she is a stereotypical tsundere
spanky1
12/13/18 2:03:26 PM
#2
I love tsunderes. :3
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TopicNetflix live action Cowboy Bebop character descriptions revealed.
spanky1
12/13/18 2:02:28 PM
#105
No Ed description?
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TopicHoly shit, my cousin and his wife abandoned their (15 year-old) son.
spanky1
12/13/18 10:28:23 AM
#72
They sound like Jehovah's Witness parents.
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Topic6'2 220lb woman dominating woman's handball
spanky1
12/12/18 11:47:32 PM
#28
Sexypwnstar posted...
spanky1 posted...
"Oh, but the doctor said she doesn't biologically have an advantage. She may have been born a man but the regimen she's on now has resulted in her being on equal playing ground with the other women."

People have defended stuff like this with the above. >_>


Those people say you don't know science and that you don't know better than a doctor/scientists.

Exactly. I've had that very convo happen to me here.

It's like.

Look at her.

I don't need to be a doctor to tell something is fishy here. >_>
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TopicBojack Horseman is an absolute masterpiece of a show.
spanky1
12/12/18 11:45:08 PM
#19
I just couldn't get into it. I watched the first season, and part of the second. It's funny, sure, but it's just not for me I don't think. It's depression porn, basically.
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Topic6'2 220lb woman dominating woman's handball
spanky1
12/12/18 11:43:41 PM
#22
"Oh, but the doctor said she doesn't biologically have an advantage. She may have been born a man but the regimen she's on now has resulted in her being on equal playing ground with the other women."

People have defended stuff like this with the above. >_>
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TopicDoes CE still have a problem with human girls having sex with turian guys?
spanky1
12/12/18 12:40:44 PM
#7
My lady Shepard was lovers with the turian guy
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TopicUniversities launch drive to recruit more white males due to low numbers
spanky1
12/10/18 4:28:36 PM
#3
I think the large hadron collider really did send us into a different time line.
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TopicHow's everyone enjoying Smash? >_>
spanky1
12/10/18 1:56:36 PM
#170
the_rowan posted...
Finished WoL 100% last night on Hard. Feel free to ask for tips on any fights. Only thing I have left to do is max out the skill tree (ugh) and beat the final boss without losing a life (dear lord, Soma Cruz + Celebi isn't THAT good...).

Metal Face is stupidly broken for most fights (start giant + metal, just walk up and two-shot with unflinching DK fsmash), but you get him extremely late in WoL. Soma Cruz is just insane, like 13000 power with giant slayer and 3 slots, but is also pretty late. I used Petey Pirahna for much of the game, as he comes pretty early and makes most fights trivial.

How long did it take?
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TopicHow's everyone enjoying Smash? >_>
spanky1
12/09/18 2:46:46 PM
#134
I'm kinda digging Wii Fit Trainer. >_>

She's like a graceful super saiyan
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TopicHow's everyone enjoying Smash? >_>
spanky1
12/09/18 12:55:39 PM
#121
I'm a lot better at world of Light now. Took me too long to realize you really need to pay attention to spirit levels. I was takin on guys way above me.
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TopicHow's everyone enjoying Smash? >_>
spanky1
12/08/18 11:43:22 AM
#52
It's hard as hell. World of Light us kicking my ass and I'm still early in.

I haven't played since Brawl and my skills are rusty. Can't get the controls down.
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TopicMmm Piper Perri.
spanky1
12/08/18 2:11:33 AM
#25
MisterPorn posted...
kuwab0 posted...
mI5bLQa


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lol thats kinda awesome
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TopicWhat if all woman stopped wearing bras.
spanky1
12/07/18 1:39:03 PM
#15
I would love it.

I adore hangers and udders. All the extra nipping would be great too.
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Topicboobs, Boobs, BOOBS
spanky1
12/06/18 1:01:52 PM
#157
TopicMillennials have now killed... canned tuna and can openers
spanky1
12/06/18 11:33:43 AM
#68
TheOnionKnight posted...
@spanky1

@TheOnionKnight I love canned tuna.
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TopicMy 401K Rate Of Return this year -3.54 %
spanky1
12/06/18 11:14:41 AM
#12
Mine is -3.25.
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TopicHoly shit, a random guy is getting FO76 support tickets.
spanky1
12/06/18 11:12:59 AM
#1
https://www.reddit.com/r/fo76/comments/a3ga47/i_am_getting_your_support_tickets_on_my_bethesda/? utm_content=title&utm_medium=front&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=fo76

(Delete space in url)

This is inbelievable. Just when I thought it couldn't get worse.
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Topic24 y/o Teacher faces 20 YEARS in PRISON for having SEX with a 17 y/o STUDENT!!
spanky1
12/05/18 10:26:08 AM
#36
I would say something but I don't wanna get banned.
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TopicFucking asterisk speak is the most annoying shit ever
spanky1
12/05/18 10:23:44 AM
#13
*takes off my robe and wizard hat*
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