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DarkRoast posted...

A gallilean philosopher and ex-slave was teaching a class on Paul, known Christian.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Jesus Christ and accept that he is the greatest deity ever, even greater than Jupiter Optimus Maximus!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, Centurion who had served 30 years duty and worshiped the Emperor every day stood up.

"Who is the son of god ?"

The arrogant philosopher smirked and smugly replied "Jesus Christ, you stupid pagan"

"Wrong. Its Augustus Caesar. If It was Jesus Christ as you say It, why hasn't he conquered anything and died on the Cross ? Surely a powerful god such as yours would favor his son"

The philosopher was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of the Gospel of Luke. He stormed out of the room crying those Gaul crocodile tears. The same tears Christians cry for the conquered Gauls and Britons (who today live in such luxury that most even visit baths every week) when they jealously try to claw justly earned riches from the deserving legionaries.

The students applauded and all joined the legions that day and accepted the emperor as their lord and savior. An eagle flew into the room and perched atop the SPQR symbol and shed a tear on the chalk. The 12 tablets were read several times, and the Emperor himself showed up and sentenced all Christians to die in the Flavian Amphitheatre.

The philosopher lost his tenure and was sent to the lions the next day. He died with a thunderous applause and was tossed into Tartarus for all eternity.

Ave, true, to Caesar

The centurion's name? Augustine!

This might be the best version of that copypasta Ive seen

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Its a fun series. Its super cheesy but thats what I like about it. It feels like a throwback to the 80s

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Switch version of DQXI just a few days ago.

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Darth Cheeto

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Holy shit dude. Ive got some blood pressure issues myself, but Valsartan once a day seems to do the trick for me plus Im working on dietary changes and exercise.

Whats his diet look like? Is he making any lifestyle changes or is he just expecting the drugs to do all the work?

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Luminous Avenger? I didnt realize it was out. Is it good? I really enjoyed the first 2

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Dragon Quest

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LadyVyxx posted...

2D mode is the best mode but it's cool we get both. I'll do a run through in 3D mode after I finish my 2D run.

If I wanted only 3D mode the PS4 version would have been the way to go honestly

Youd still be missing out on all the extra content though

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Thats dope

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This is a FUCKING video

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Its honestly the best DB movie

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Im hyped!

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soulunison2 posted...

People here dont remember how theres only guwa

Yes, one guwa, but we are all guwa. All is one and one is all.

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Behaviorism posted...

I'm pretty sure the dead don't really care

Their families probably do

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R1masher posted...

Are these Roman numerals?

I dont know if you got it yet, but I just wanted you to know that it stands for Mega Man X3 and Mega Man X Legacy Collection. I dont think anyone else has said so.

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Bump Yu Yu Hakusho to the top

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AngryRedHatter posted...

Only read the first paragraph, but it makes sense for people to have that response. If I travel somewhere, I would be looking for a positive experience. Dark details like the slave involvement would only sour the experience.

This essentially boils down to reading the audience.

Its a tour. Generally when you go on a tour the tour guide is going to give you historical context about what youre seeing.

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The speed up feature was the best thing they added

well that and the job system

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I would appreciate it if you all would keep such filthy language off of this nice, Christian website.

fuck

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X-2 has a fantastic battle system and probably the best version of the job system in the series.

The story however is a complete insult to FFX.

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Nah Id probably just rent a modest apartment. The idea of living in a big house alone kinda unnerves me.

I would get a better car though. Nothing too fancy, but better than what I have

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DuranOfForcena posted...

you guys know who Maya Hawke is, right?

she's Uma Thurman's daughter

She the chick from Stranger Things?

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It looks gorgeous

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Oh my god Xenoblade looks beautiful

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Doom 64!

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NeoBowser posted...

I liked that trailer. but why is the dlc only third party?

Maybe fighter pass 2 will be all Nintendo characters idk

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Literally another topic on the front page

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Duncanwii posted...

At my gfs house. Event imminent.

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So is humble bundle just pc games?

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Shut the fuck up

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She could be my wife
That good?
Best thirty seconds of my life

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Michael Cera

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I think it would look better if the web lines were blue

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Ill take Yuna in dem booty shorts

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Ball in a cup

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You wont be able to get the giant horse just yet. You need a ton of stamina in order to tame it.




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Keith_Valentine posted...

He called his ex bf the n word??

Blue_Inigo posted...

His....ex boyfriend?

No, his ex girlfriend/wifes new boyfriend

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Only thing I didnt like was how Noir was turned into a joke character. If you actually read Spider-Man: Noir it is definitely not a joke story.

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Jabodie posted...

I agree. I think it may be the worst in the series tbh.

nah man thats still Days. Fuck that game

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He always pays his debts?

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Wow, a dumbass post from someone with an anime profile pic. Who wouldve thought?

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Didnt he have diarrhea on a dudes face once?

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>DC movie
>Good

pick 1

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You dont have to actually collect money for the trip. You can just go straight to Hayner and progress the plot

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