Lurker > Crazyman93

DEKMStephens posted...

Did this homie really just say businesses would do a better job of running education and health than the government? Lol

If your profits are contingent on repeating positive results, in theory they would be better than the Government. The Government can pump thousands and millions into a project that isn't doing anything but sinking money and not care (see: Fast and Furious, in its most positive interpretation), whereas a corporation doing that would see a massive amount of suffering wrought by angry shareholders.
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ultimate reaver posted...

the time person of the year is not the nicest, best, most heroic, etc etc etc. person of the year, it's just the most influential person of the current moment.

Well, considering Hitler got it one year... Or was it two.

Either way, she isn't influential, she's a kid who screamed at adults and is now cutting school. Hell, if I had a yacht to cut school on, I'd be just as qualified as she is to be awarded anything.
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Schwarz posted...

Sigourney Weaver

Thank god someone else said her first so I didn't have to try and spell the name.
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metallica846 posted...

Same with Obama and his Nobel Peace Prize too. He probably ordered a drone strike hours before accepting the award but he promoted the idea of peace on TV.

No he didn't. Mostly because he got the award before he took office. He literally got it for being elected. The award was a sham but don't be disingenuous about the circumstances.
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SomeGuyUO posted...

Just so random. They don't work there. Who just chills at a gas station opening doors for customers lol. I just pulled out of there.

Small town people with nothing better to do who can't go into a bar.

Seriously, rednecks with trucks, truck hoes, and literal prostitutes clutter up the gas station near me. In the summer, redneck teens with daddy's money show off their trucks in the walmart parking lot and generally make annoyances of themselves.
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...

so in addition to taking a serious situation and making a dumbass clickbait topic, you're not only blaming a child on being sexual assaulted but you're insulting her too

You act like this is your first Duckbear Topic. And just because he's a man and she's a woman does not make it sexual assault. Assault on a minor, yes, but not sexual.
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DeadSite posted...

expert rifleman and shooter, vast knowledge of the criminal world and empire

Considering he's a fucking mercenary that's not really that shocking.

DeadSite posted...

Supposedly speaks a bunch of languages

And Europeans at least understand their country's language, German, and English, and can usually fumble through the second two. Your point?
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I mean, sure, but I can get the same results by going to nearby still American Puerto Rico. If we can end the embargo and do regular ferry services than sure. I'll go over and buy a 55 Chevy.
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He's pointing.
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Yeah, about that, Canada's population is so low you'd end up becoming US inside three election cycles.
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_Rinku_ posted...

Yes, the poor should be treated like stupid children and not allowed any nice things at all. Do you realize how monstrous that sounds?

If they want nice things they can get a better job and buy them with their own damn money.
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When they ran out of funny lists to make and started shilling left wing crap.
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K181 posted...

It's always nice to read something that proves that the author has no idea what they're talking about the more you read it.

That's why I hang around CE.
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Considering Rey is a Mary Sue do you blame them?
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I agree, but at the same time it was better than the Heist Movie they did last episode. That was so fucking dumb and contrived. Which, I know was probably the point and the joke, I just didn't find it funny.
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What am I supposed to use to put out fires now then?!
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Not a single Krogan or Grophlomite. smh
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Hexenherz posted...

Yeah but I've been to NYC enough times to not want to go back. :|

My search was based on personal interest.

Also, a bus is even cheaper but that combines the worst parts of a train and a plane with no benefits of its own.
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So I checked around. Amtrack, Baltimore to NYC is 55 dollars, either way. Round trip Baltimore to NYC 117$ through Delta. So 110 round trip through Amtrak. That's 7 dollars not spent. Yes it's penny pinching, no I don't care. And that 117 probably gets you terrible seats, no wifi, and some guy uncomfortably close to you with hardly any luggage space.
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A train doesn't pack you in like a sardine, more than enough for me to not take a plane to any Amtrak served state.
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au_gold posted...

I could never tell the difference between Padme and her decoy as a kid.

Now I know its because the actresses look identical.

Not anymore. But the fact they look so similar is what jumpstarted Kiera Knightly's career.
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I don't. I call my girlfriend Karen and she handles shit.

IdiotMachine posted...

was I wrong to not tip?

Tips are rewards for good service, not something you expect. And too many servers seem to take it for granted that they WILL get a tip. You earn that shit by actually being competent. I got ignored in a Ruby Tuesdays and left without tipping. ACtually, it was worse than that, they never came to collect payment so we left money and walked out. Keep the fucking change I have places to be.
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It's less about not being those things and more about just being tired of dealing with people like RebelElite who make their life mission to inflict as much of their misery onto the rest of the world.
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No_U_L7 posted...

Guess where I just took a monster shit?!

You made another topic?
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I can believe influencers. Basically porn.

Now, watching someone open a box confuses the fuck out of me.
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Someone needs to bundle them all together into one easily accessible package for a monthly fee, perhaps with a specialized device to access them.
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@AlecSkorpio posted...

They're not stupid dude. They are not the bimbos lie about saying you fuck.

FTFY
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DirkDiggles posted...

I'll just log this into "Things that didn't happen."

I mean, I have TC tagged as "Stuff that never happened."
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Tyranthraxus posted...

I'd probably go as far to say that the state governments of Saudi Arabia and UAE are probably worse than both Taliban and Hamas.

Neither one of those countries puts missiles in people's front yards and kills them if they complain about suddenly being a target for Israeli missiles like Hamas does.
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So, the fastest way to get treated in a hospital is to fake a heart attack.
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Kaiganeer posted...

politicians are elected on the basis of "who's promising us the most stuff"

Odd, that seems to be how the US Democrats are running their presidential nomination campaigns.
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metallica846 posted...

Who do the conspiracy theorists believe are doing these killings? A part of the govt? Black op mercenaries? Big foot?

My tin foil hat is being made as we speak.

Usually the Clintons, though in the UK the Royal Family plays into it thanks to Prince Andrew, sometimes Trump is thrown in by this board's leftists because he used Epstein's plane a grand total of once to fly home to NYC.

Do not make a tin foil hat, it would actually amplify brain reading signals.
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Neoconkers posted...

Crazyman93 posted...

That would be too suspicious. I mean, this is pretty suspicious, but if you kill the accuser and they catch you, it starts being harder to discredit her statements. If she was full of bullshit, you wouldn't have had her killed.

why do you even need to worry about being suspicious, the russians flat out stuck polonium in a guy's soup in the UK and everyone just tutted and shook their heads

Well, somehow it's more acceptable to do it when you're an intelligence agency cleaning up leaks and loose ends over a private citizen avoiding the fallout of a crime you committed.
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Abiz_ posted...

I'm surprised the girl that came out is still alive.

That would be too suspicious. I mean, this is pretty suspicious, but if you kill the accuser and they catch you, it starts being harder to discredit her statements. If she was full of bullshit, you wouldn't have had her killed.
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Fury Motherfucker.
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@Grindcorp9000 posted...

au_gold posted...

Damn.

veradijkmans on Insta if you were wondering.
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AmericaTheBrave posted...

Say what you will about Republicans. They wanted to push their establishment candidate in Jeb Bush, but saw their base responded to Trump and changed tacks.

I'd say they didn't so much adapt, hell, Cruz and... The other guy, were plotting to split their campaigning to stop Trump. And it didn't work. They more just accepted that Trump won their primary and decided to throw their weight behind him rather than split the party and hand Hillary the election. For reference, the last time the Republicans couldn't agree on a candidate, they not only lost to Woodrow Wilson, they finished a distant third behind Theodore Roosevelt's Bull Moose Party. Honestly, the only thing we can conclude is that Republicans have the sense to learn from history and the Democrats don't.
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YugiNoob posted...

Umbreon posted...

Posting false information as fact has always been a tou violation.

This doesn't stop duckbear

He doesn't post information, he rewrites tabloid trash from the Daily Mail to be even more tabloid trashy.
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Corrupt_Power posted...

I don't understand some people's obsession with having to run games in widescreen, regardless of if the game was originally made only for 4:3. Do those black bars really cause you that much distress?

Right? I get more bothered by stretching a game to Widescreen and it distorting everything.
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They have good chicken tendies so sure.
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You know, in Stellaris, there are Shielded words, they can contain anything from an Admiral all the way to dangerous interstellar void clouds (angry gas clouds that seem to exist by hate).

Obviously another species had to bomb us back to the stone age long ago and then for good measure imprison us, just to be safe.
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It goes down in intensity over time
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That is gonna burn for HOURS. Enjoy.
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Stockholm Syndrome
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Shut the fuck up.
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King_Hutton posted...

Broseph_Stalin posted...

Not sure what she dismantled, she's an upper-middle class person with a college education arguing in favor of free college for rich people. Basically what Pete is saying.

Should rich people have to pay to send their kids to public K-12 too?

I have to pay for public schools and I don't have kids. Nor want any. We all pay for public school.
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Wii_Shaker posted...

That's far too many bullets. Makes me angry our tax dollars are being wasted so lavishly.

So about that, while I disagree with the cop's atrocious aim, I did the math, at 51 cents a round (there are cheaper but I was accounting for Governments getting ripped off), he fired a grand total of $30.60 in ammo. I mean, there are reasons to take issue with this, but const really isn't one.
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008Zulu posted...

Crazyman93 posted...

UnfairRepresent posted...

Dont know all the facts but on paper that seems hard to justify

Oh no, most of his defense fell apart the moment he reloaded. Several times.

Twice? Assuming it was a 30 round clip each time. I am uncertain what the standard issue clip size for police is.

Once, he reloaded once. 30 round magazineis standard on an AR. I initially assumed pistol. Either way, he is going to have some questions to answer at his department on why 30 rounds wasn't enough with a rifle.
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UnfairRepresent posted...

Dont know all the facts but on paper that seems hard to justify

Oh no, most of his defense fell apart the moment he reloaded. Several times.
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