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One of the earliest Treehouse of Horror episodes I remember watching (though, given it's airdate, I'm assuming it was a re-run). Thumbs up!

This reminds me of the time when my family went to the zoo back when I was a teenager. We were at the gorilla exhibit and my dad decided to smile and wave at a gorilla that was looking right at him. The gorilla responded by pretending to scratch his nose with his middle finger while still facing my dad.

Maybe the gorilla's nose really was itchy but we didn't let my dad live that one down for a while. Good times.

into our nostrils

My girlfriend just left me because of my overwhelming obsession with Assassins Creed

I tried to explain that I cant Altair the past!

"I don't know"

The only game I can think of at the moment is The Powerpuff Girls: Mojo Jojo-A-Gogo on the GBA. Yeah I should have known better trying to get any enjoyment out of this game as a grown adult but I was a big fan of the show as a kid. Plus, it was a horizontal shoot 'em up! Those are always fun... right?

Well level 1 was a big ole bore. Then levels 2 & 3 show up and they're... not bad? Yeah. They're not bad. I rather liked them, actually. It really made me think I may have found a... well, not a hidden gem but a game that was at least a bit better than people could usually expect. Then the rest of the game's level design goes down the crapper. As if the designers got tired of trying to come up with decent enemy patterns and went "Eh screw it. Throw some crap together for the rest of the game. The kids will still get their parents to buy it anyway." Just what to expect from licensed games, unfortunately. Oh well.

I'll try to think up some more games like this one when I'm not feeling exhausted.

That's a thumbs up! Homer's scream (almost) always gets me laughing.

The last few seconds were okay but the rest of it wasn't funny at all. Sorry but that's a thumbs down.

https://comb.io/FFDmc2 (Was hoping to find a YouTube video instead but they only have the last three seconds of this clip over there. Oh well...)

My answer is easily the Resident Evil 2 remake. It took my favorite game in the series and, in far more ways than not, outdid it.

to battle Steppenwolf

covered in lard.

Well, while she is a little too young for me, I will say she has grown up to be a fine, you- aye yo' hold up...

Don't remember the exact day but I believe it was sometime last year. I made a joke about a serious topic and I guess the mods didn't quite care for that.

He then proceeded

And break the promise I made to Daren the D.A.R.E. Lion back in 5th grade!? Wouldn't dream of it!

Bugmeat posted...

Really, it's no different than dating someone from your friend group.

Yeah I won't be doing that one ever again either. Good God what a mistake that one was...

Yep! That's another easy thumbs up! Hilarious!

I dated a co-worker once for two weeks.

Never again.

#3.

I'm not dating a 14 year old even if the relationship would be platonic.

out as gay

Well both are gross but, since dating someone half my age would make me a hebephile or however you spell that, I'm going with the senior citizen.

so I can

that used profanity

Viking_Mudcrap posted...

Bang your mom for $500,000 or let your dad bang you for $1,000,000.00

This is why you're not allowed to play with the other children.

the forbidden dance!

started dancing with

and gave it

but instead were

Seconds!

Why does Donkey Kong always brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

started to eat

because he wanted

eyeless eye sockets.

Everybody then screamed

Already answered.

of Burger King.

Glad to hear that the girl was unharmed and I'm sure her heart was in the right place but yeah setting up your own sting operation without law enforcement's involvement is pretty up there on the list of stupid ideas. As you may have guessed, hell no I've never done anything like this. I'm not the Scooby-Doo Detective Agency.

A monstrous prostitute

Completing his quest,

After the party,

Does this count?



"I HAVE THE POWERRRRR!!!"

in another bag.

My real life first name literally means "of Mars."

But my birth certificate says Brooklyn, New York so I chose Earth.

Head Mistress Helga

pink Valentino handbags.

Poor Homer but good video. Thumbs up!

to be lovable.