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TopicMaeve or Starlight?
The_Korey
11/28/19 7:07:09 PM
#10
I don't know either. Neither seem particularly my taste, but one's a gingery redhead with bigger busts and kombat armor, so her.

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TopicScenario : All your clothes have been replaced by womens clothes
The_Korey
11/28/19 6:08:01 PM
#7
UnfairRepresent posted...
When it arrives by mistake they sent you womens clothes instead


Kustomer Service. There's no limits to how many times I kan komplain and return until the korrect items are delivered. Nor will I get tired of answering the door wearing nothing but a saxophone.

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TopicIt sucks having sex with the same woman
The_Korey
11/28/19 3:03:33 PM
#17
No_U_L7 posted...
Who the fuck calls it a body count


Someone spreading a fatal STD.

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TopicScenario: You have been given a machete and MP 40 to hunt down this Pokemon
The_Korey
11/28/19 12:10:35 PM
#18
I kan't believe I landed on mascot Pikachu. I guess it's my destiny.

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TopicPost ITT and I'll tell you your Spirit Animal!
The_Korey
11/28/19 9:46:53 AM
#71
Topic"gg" means "get good"...
The_Korey
11/28/19 9:16:56 AM
#4
TopicScenario : All your clothes have been replaced by womens clothes
The_Korey
11/28/19 9:05:29 AM
#5
UnfairRepresent posted...
You then hear on a radio that happened to be there that all the places which sell mens clothes in your area all burned down last night.


Amazon prime.
And then nakedly answer the door like
https://i0.wp.com/www.wizards.com/dnd/images/alumni_bard1.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJBcZHzgD7s


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TopicYoung Pennsylvania FURRY COUPLE got a 16 y/o to be a GOAT and had SEX with him!!
The_Korey
11/28/19 8:53:39 AM
#7
My bad. For some reason, I voiced this in my head as a typical newscaster. I shouldn't Gamefaqs when tired.

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TopicYoung Pennsylvania FURRY COUPLE got a 16 y/o to be a GOAT and had SEX with him!!
The_Korey
11/28/19 7:25:51 AM
#5
I like how this seems to be some sort of professional article, but is open with kasually refering to 2 people "heifers". Not saying it's fake, but it seems laughably uncharacteristic and mean.

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TopicScenario: Your son is secretly dating an alien and the alien mother is outraged.
The_Korey
11/27/19 5:05:49 PM
#30
UnfairRepresent posted...
Wait what?

She explained why she was there, said she would punish and forbid her daughter, she just told you to do the same with your son and no one in the 60s dealt with intergalactic relationships


It's not the human father that he's komparing to the 60s. It's the alien. Her view isn't far off from some mid to upper klass white family reacting to their daughter bringing home a minority or a street sweeper. Folks would actually dismiss than as subhuman or primitive, so yeah, regardless of how advanced tech her highness's race is, they don't seem to have it all figured out, what with dismissing an intelligent, kultured society as primitive. Hence why I'm offering some bard D.

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TopicScenario: Your son is secretly dating an alien and the alien mother is outraged.
The_Korey
11/27/19 4:50:59 AM
#23
TopicI like my women like I like my sandwiches
The_Korey
11/26/19 9:40:19 AM
#3
TopicKoala's now "functionally extinct" due to recent bush fires.
The_Korey
11/26/19 9:11:49 AM
#34
Ruvan22 posted...
Do koalas make good pets?


Maybe if you have eucalyptus trees on your property, seeing as they're on a level of stupidity that if you pick the leaves for them and put them in a basket, they have no idea they're supposed to eat them.

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TopicSo like, you and your bf/gf are out for a walk...
The_Korey
05/16/19 4:56:49 PM
#3
TopicSo like, you and your bf/gf are out for a walk...
The_Korey
05/16/19 5:20:45 AM
#1
... and you both get bitten by vampires. And then one night, s/he wants to spice wants to spice things up by turning into bats and having kinky bat sex. Would that make you a furry or a zoophile?
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