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TopicI need a gimmick
ChrisTaka
12/18/19 12:05:23 PM
#8
ClunkerSlim posted...
Sharks

But I don't like sharks

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TopicI need a gimmick
ChrisTaka
12/18/19 11:59:48 AM
#5
PatrickMahomes posted...
Add a random pokemon to the end of every post you make

like this magnemite

Hmmm

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Topiclet's see if CE can guess the sex of my baby
ChrisTaka
12/18/19 11:58:03 AM
#10
Romulox28 posted...
CE got it right, its a girl

What if it doesn't want to be a girl

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TopicI need a gimmick
ChrisTaka
12/18/19 11:57:02 AM
#1
Vegy has his girls
No_U_7 has his watches
Duncan has his awkward life

What should I do?

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TopicWhy are people saying Last Jedi destroyed Luke's character? *spoilers*
ChrisTaka
12/18/19 10:19:52 AM
#4
Young Luke: I'mma rebuild the Jedi Order

Old Luke: Fuck the Jedi Order

(and yes I did read the whole OP but they chose to to do to his character)


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TopicI'm gonna end this.
ChrisTaka
12/18/19 10:17:33 AM
#3
No

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TopicWhen is CE voting to impeach SBAllen?
ChrisTaka
12/18/19 10:14:00 AM
#3
Yeah I'm tired of SBAllen and his shit

just kidding Allen I love you plz don't delete me

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TopicI'm gonna end this.
ChrisTaka
12/18/19 10:12:25 AM
#1
Right here, right now.

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TopicAll of the bathrooms at work are out of order
ChrisTaka
12/18/19 10:00:41 AM
#6
Toilets are for the weak. Back in the day when the most advance technology was the wheel do you know what we used? Nature. We used sharp grass and skin tearing bark. Grab some plants and practice your squats cuz we going this right here, right now.

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TopicAre there any users you're OBSESSED with?
ChrisTaka
12/18/19 9:55:19 AM
#14
Aeriis posted...
vegy & the cegals


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TopicDell Dude Got Arrested
ChrisTaka
12/18/19 9:52:53 AM
#3
Dem god damn cops ruining all the fun.

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TopicHow do you delete your gamefaqs account?
ChrisTaka
12/18/19 9:36:31 AM
#15
Solid Sonic posted...
Being unnecessarily hostile towards other users is a form of trolling.


shut up before I eat your last pastry.

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TopicAre there any wealthy people on CE?
ChrisTaka
12/18/19 8:57:23 AM
#42
DevsBro posted...
Wrong topic lol

God damnit not again

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TopicHow do you delete your gamefaqs account?
ChrisTaka
12/18/19 8:41:33 AM
#6
specialkid8 posted...
Just post porn.


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TopicPizza times
ChrisTaka
12/18/19 8:28:36 AM
#9
Hang on Mary Jane !!!!

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TopicCrap, I still have to buy presents for Basically Everybody
ChrisTaka
12/18/19 8:27:29 AM
#3
Ship the rest of your family to Florida, problem solved.

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TopicWhat Disney movie had da best song?
ChrisTaka
12/18/19 8:15:21 AM
#31
"One Jump Ahead" from Aladdin

https://youtu.be/5VdZewCFyfg

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TopicBlack friend: You're invited to the cookout and I give you the N word pass
ChrisTaka
12/18/19 8:00:49 AM
#9
RickyTheBAWSE posted...
it's not, lol. well, the not the n-word pass because your friend can't dictate anybody else's reaction, lmao.

*enters barbershop in Harlem*
"sup, my *****?"
*all clippers turn off, music stops, porno mags go down, booty debate stops*
"it's cool. Big Mike from Brooklyn gave me a pass!"

This lol.

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TopicWtf there are some pretty damn skimpy lingerie review vids on youtube
ChrisTaka
12/18/19 7:56:48 AM
#14
Touch posted...
Can you link this yoga vid so I can be disgusted and refuse to check out their patreon?


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TopicIf GOD had a username what would it be called?
ChrisTaka
12/17/19 10:55:37 PM
#2
FatherOfJesus

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TopicYou see a girl thats a perfect 10 walking down the street, wat do you say to her
ChrisTaka
12/17/19 12:39:12 PM
#13
Ask her where she lives

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TopicHad to take a massive crap this morning but got asked to do work
ChrisTaka
12/17/19 12:26:32 PM
#9
Solid Sonic posted...
Why have we as a society become so averse to just telling one another "I NEED TO RELIEVE MYSELF"?

I see that as progression

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TopicAttack on Titan (Spoilers)
ChrisTaka
12/17/19 12:23:35 PM
#8
Lairen posted...
At least show me wtf happened to Annie.

It's funny that you say that lol
(read the latest chapter)

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TopicGF just texted me she had a dream about eating my booty.
ChrisTaka
12/17/19 12:22:04 PM
#25
She looks like an office secretary who's secretly into femdom.

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TopicAttack on Titan (Spoilers)
ChrisTaka
12/17/19 12:18:25 PM
#3
All because of THOSE GOD DAMN PIGS

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TopicI'm so damn hungry
ChrisTaka
12/17/19 12:15:05 PM
#3
Gakk86 posted...
Go to Taco Bell and eat $45 worth of tacos.

That will not be enough to quell my hunger

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TopicI'm so damn hungry
ChrisTaka
12/17/19 12:09:29 PM
#1
Help

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TopicAdd "penis" to the title of a book, show, movie, or video game
ChrisTaka
12/17/19 12:07:06 PM
#120
The dark penis rises

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TopicIs there a single thing that people care about less than badges on GameFAQs?
ChrisTaka
12/17/19 12:04:43 PM
#2
Hey fuck you man. These badges are my life.

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TopicDo you believe in God?
ChrisTaka
12/17/19 11:59:33 AM
#6
hockeybub89 posted...
I don't believe in anything.

Not even yourself? D:

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TopicThe Foot Clan hideout in TMNT is where I wanted to go most as a kid
ChrisTaka
12/17/19 11:57:50 AM
#11
Grindcorp9000 posted...
Just get me my damn Newport 100's.

You'll get your Newport 100's when you fix this DAMN DOOR

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TopicDo you believe in God?
ChrisTaka
12/17/19 11:53:55 AM
#1
Do you believe in God?



"To an extent" means something like you believe in some of Christianity. As is you believe there was a guy named Jesus who was a great person but he wasn't performing miracles on a daily basis.

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TopicScenario: A Black family tries to move into a nice, new neighborhood, but...
ChrisTaka
12/17/19 10:20:31 AM
#2
Sounds like what happened to my family lol

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TopicSooo, what's the actual solution to homelessness?
ChrisTaka
12/17/19 9:41:30 AM
#43
runuts27 posted...
https://thinkprogress.org/it-would-actually-be-very-simple-to-end-homelessness-forever-d6f15852b2ec/

A commission formed by the Bipartisan Policy Center put forward one solution for the whole homeless population. It recommended giving rental assistance to everyone whose income is at or below 30 percent of area median income (AMI), or between $13,650 for a single person to $19,500 for a family of four, through a reformed voucher program. At a cost of $22.5 billion, the report notes, It could, in effect, end homelessness for the vast majority of those experiencing it, given that nearly all homeless households fall into the category of earning at or below 30 percent of AMI. Roman, who served on the commission, noted, It would basically solve homelessness.

That article is 5+ years old ...

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TopicAre there any wealthy people on CE?
ChrisTaka
12/17/19 9:06:59 AM
#25
Monster Penis World

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TopicPlease explain paying for porn.
ChrisTaka
12/17/19 8:07:27 AM
#9
EffectAndCause posted...
And unlike porn were likely to listen to music all day every day

You underestimate my power.

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TopicPics of sand
ChrisTaka
12/16/19 8:44:35 PM
#6
Snickers_Pls posted...
how about bags of sand?

https://i.imgur.com/rQYVi80.jpg

My interest has been peaked

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TopicPics of sand
ChrisTaka
12/16/19 8:39:10 PM
#4
Ehhh I'm not that big on sand. It's a little bit too coarse and rough and irritating. Not to mention that it gets everywhere.

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TopicIf you actually bitch about AMBER alerts you are trash
ChrisTaka
12/16/19 4:18:29 PM
#13
Conflict posted...
Weather alerts =/= AMBER alerts

Shows how much I know lol. I've lived in the same area all my life and rarely get weather alerts (can't even remember the last one I've gotten)

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TopicIf you actually bitch about AMBER alerts you are trash
ChrisTaka
12/16/19 3:11:43 PM
#3
Amber Alert: Hey man, I don't mean to alarm you but the area you're currently residing in is gonna get hit hard. I recommend you retrieve your family and evacuate the area.

Random boi: omg SHUT THE FUCK UP

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TopicWhat if I wanna say "Happy Christmas"?
ChrisTaka
12/16/19 1:27:26 PM
#6
nevershine posted...
That is acceptable

Then why do people call me werid when I say it D:


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Topichot girls are so fucking hot
ChrisTaka
12/16/19 1:14:33 PM
#14
hotgirlsarehot posted...
what kinda girls you into

I consider myself a complex man, my interests and tastes can not be well elaborated with words alone

but girls with short hair really get me going

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TopicWhat if I wanna say "Happy Christmas"?
ChrisTaka
12/16/19 12:55:00 PM
#4
wackyteen posted...
Are you British?

I will neither confirm nor deny that

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Topichot girls are so fucking hot
ChrisTaka
12/16/19 12:52:45 PM
#2
No pics? Flopic

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TopicPost here and I'll say something nice about you
ChrisTaka
12/16/19 12:52:24 PM
#13
Do it

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TopicWhat if I wanna say "Happy Christmas"?
ChrisTaka
12/16/19 12:50:06 PM
#1
Happy Halloween
Happy Thanksgiving
Happy Birthday

But Merry Christmas? Screw the rules of this society

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TopicDid you post in this topic?
ChrisTaka
12/16/19 12:46:29 PM
#4
Maybe

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TopicDo you think they make cough medicine taste like shit on purpose?
ChrisTaka
12/16/19 12:45:27 PM
#10
nevershine posted...
I think they make it taste bad so youre not inclined to get sick as often tbqh

wait a minute

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TopicShould I eat more bananas
ChrisTaka
12/16/19 11:25:07 AM
#5
RoadsterUFO posted...
No, it is primarily sugar, carbs, and starch.

And potassium you fucking heathen.

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TopicGameFAQs Moderator Alert Level: 99%
ChrisTaka
12/16/19 8:44:59 AM
#4
Show me your true form!

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