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TopicAyyy I got a stripper's number tonight
Schwarz
10/30/19 2:06:31 PM
#31
Purely posted...
she's just doing her job

Purely posted...
I was just getting the money together to pay her

Purely posted...
better not get dances with anyone else

Purely posted...
I'm trying to pay my rent

This is the relevant info here. It's literally her job to get you interested in her so you'll keep paying her for dances and whatever else she dangles in front of you, pun intended.

Purely posted...
I don't want to pay her like a prostitute.

Aren't you doing that right now tho? Softcore prostitution?
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TopicForgotten Banger Alert: Madonna - Material Girl
Schwarz
10/30/19 3:45:01 AM
#12
Omasitor Hain posted...
Get into the groove.

hel yea
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TopicAn 11-year-old girl jumped on top of a crocodile and gouged its eyes to save...
Schwarz
10/28/19 8:27:33 PM
#22
boxington posted...
I don't know but am grateful to God

Mm, yes, the real hero of this story.
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Topicrate my every-day open carry
Schwarz
10/28/19 5:56:21 PM
#7
And how would a person walk comfortably with that right there? Can't swing your arm at all.
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Topicrate my every-day open carry
Schwarz
10/28/19 5:52:16 PM
#2
tiny small penis/10
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TopicBed, Bath, and Beyond pulled these Blackface pumpkins
Schwarz
10/28/19 4:27:57 AM
#18
Serious Cat posted...
this doesn't resemble blackface at all.

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TopicWhere do you guys get your daily news from
Schwarz
10/28/19 2:14:33 AM
#17
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

So... nowhere anymore :|
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TopicPost chill ass video game music itt
Schwarz
10/28/19 1:04:00 AM
#49




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Topic"Hardcore gamer" - first image to come to your mind
Schwarz
10/27/19 7:23:00 PM
#7
Alienware PC, a mouse made of all hard angles and a billion buttons, and one of those race car lookin chairs.
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TopicThis topic is a trap.
Schwarz
10/27/19 7:15:35 PM
#12
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
what the fuck is heart

GO, PLANET!
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TopicTheDogfather tries Fallout: New Vegas. (SPOILERS)
Schwarz
10/27/19 1:59:22 PM
#82
TheDogfather posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
That dlc sucked.

Why?

Dead Money is really divisive on who liked it and who hated it. Personally, it's one of my favorite DLCs ever. People hate it because it's one of those the-game-takes-all-your-stuff-and-you-have-to-scrounge-around-to-survive kinda things and also because you have to navigate around the area in a strategic manner and not just sprint through everything with guns blazing like you have been in the wastes.

It does have its flaws, but if you can slow yourself down and think about things and take it easy it's got amazing story, characters, lore, environment, art direction, and exploration.

For me, Honest Hearts was the dud of New Vegas DLC. Super boring and they didn't do nearly enough with what they had there.
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TopicPost chill ass video game music itt
Schwarz
10/27/19 1:46:59 PM
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Topicit is damm, damn or dammit?
Schwarz
10/27/19 4:11:02 AM
#3
Just by itself it's damn, not damm.

Combined and used as an interjection, I've seen damnit, damn it, and dammit, and I don't think any of those are technically wrong.
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TopicPost chill ass video game music itt
Schwarz
10/27/19 2:51:34 AM
#11





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TopicSteal My Sunshine is the ultimate summer song.
Schwarz
10/25/19 10:13:27 PM
#24
burns112233 posted...
Sugar Ray

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TopicTips for surviving on 4 hours of sleep per night?
Schwarz
10/25/19 2:59:45 AM
#2
Accolon posted...
Asking for a friend, who is me.

It's like a Randy Newman song in here.
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TopicWhen you discover a webcomic and have years of missed strips to binge
Schwarz
10/25/19 2:25:26 AM
#5
St0rmFury posted...
I haven't been following up on Manly Guys Doing Manly Things in about 3 years.

Sadly, it seems Coelasquid stopped the strip at about June of last year. Burnout. I hope she gets the break she needed and that she'll pick it back up again someday.
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TopicMan gas prices are decent right now.
Schwarz
10/22/19 8:08:47 PM
#3
shot up to 87 octanes
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TopicWhen was the last time you cried and why?
Schwarz
10/22/19 6:46:16 PM
#8
Either yesterday when I cut up an onion or a few days ago when I finished replaying Okami. Issun passing out flyers and everyone sending up energy made me happy cry.
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TopicThe downfall of Critikal is underrated
Schwarz
10/22/19 2:26:42 PM
#20
Seems like all the content I see from him now is just unfunnny bitching about other YouTubers.

Tried watching one of his podcasts the other day because Arin Hanson was the guest and man... I tried really hard but had to turn it off about a third of the way through. Awkward and uninteresting and the four hosts were terrible.

At least I can still watch Cry of Fear and Glory Hole Repair :(
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TopicIs this cringe what I'm going to tell the girl I like tomorrow
Schwarz
10/22/19 2:12:16 PM
#8
SomeGuyUO posted...
jealous

This is what this all seems like.

Now that she's paying attention to someone that's not you, you're trying to drag her back with guilt-laden love confessions (I believe it can work out. I have real feelings for you and I don't want you to be my what if. ... I'm just looking for a chance at something real and are hoping you'd give it to me.)

Don't do it, it's gross and desperate and
WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
That's not fair to her or the guy she's dating.

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TopicYou versus your Dad in his prime
Schwarz
10/22/19 1:47:43 PM
#13
Really terrible. I've got arthritis and my dad was a marine, lol.
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TopicIf I'd move in with my boyfriend, what things do we need to think about?
Schwarz
10/22/19 1:03:14 PM
#17
Two sets of sheets and blankets if you're going to be sharing a bed. Eliminates the fighting over warmth problem, the feeling like the blankets are too small problem, and the everyone likes different materials/weights/heat problem.
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TopicWorst Halloween candy
Schwarz
10/21/19 2:51:41 PM
#27
Out of this list they're not the worst but I immediately thought of peanut butter kisses.

Giant lump of vaguely peanut-butter flavored chewy plastic and a tiny dab of grainy peanut butter in the middle. Euch.
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TopicWhat personal sacrifices do you make to reduce your carbon footprint?
Schwarz
10/21/19 1:13:49 PM
#20
I don't wash my car ever
Only use the AC when the temp is killing me
Pick up trash around the apartment complex
Re-use my plates and silverware if they're not gross
Use the sun for all illumination during the day
Save water from heating up the shower to water the plants
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TopicThey changed the iconic cover of Dune (Frank Herbert) to appeal to kids more
Schwarz
10/21/19 3:06:09 AM
#8
Title font lookin a little too Jurassic Park for me, but overall it's a pretty rad cover.
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Topicshould i kill gwynevere?
Schwarz
10/21/19 2:33:45 AM
#9
King Rial posted...
I wait until super late game to do it.

Yeah, don't you lose outbound teleportation from the Anor Londo fire when you kill either of the baby Gwyns?
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TopicJolly Ranchers are a god tier fruit flavored candy.
Schwarz
10/20/19 11:11:04 PM
#32
Timohtep posted...
if jolly ranchers were more in the form of a sucker,

https://www.candywarehouse.com/jolly-rancher-lollipops-50-piece-box/

They only come in those 4 flavors, sadly, but they exist
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TopicJolly Ranchers are a god tier fruit flavored candy.
Schwarz
10/20/19 8:15:21 PM
#29
Deku_Link posted...

Also watermelon Jolly Ranchers is my favorite flavor.

Probably the best watermelon candy
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TopicPost the cheat codes you still know
Schwarz
10/20/19 7:00:08 PM
#24
@JOACHIM
@PUMPKIN

Lament of Innocence
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TopicRemember Jenna Marbles?
Schwarz
10/20/19 3:41:53 PM
#13
I still watch, hell yea
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TopicI'm torn on my love of Kubrick's "The Shining"
Schwarz
10/20/19 3:14:47 PM
#22
treewojima posted...
I'm torn on my love of Kubrick's "The Shining"


Kinda feel the same way. Amazing cinematography and set design and music but jesus, the way the characters were written and performed.

Jack is a psycho who hates his family from the start. He acts so impatient with them in pretty much every interaction that it feels like there's barely any change from normal Jack to hotel Jack.

Wendy is a quiet, weak-willed yes man who always looks like she hasn't slept in a week and almost got drowned in a river. I have no idea why Kubrick wanted her to be such a mess all the time, but I didn't like it.

And Danny, I don't know about him. No charisma on his own or with his fellow actors.

I'm mostly mad about Jack since he's the physical human aspect of all the interesting stuff (as opposed to the supernatural happenings). Jack was predictable and Wendy and Danny were boring and unsympathetic.

So it was a good movie with a lot of great elements, but it could've been much better if the characters had any kind of growth or change.
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Topic$20 a week in groceries for a single person is doable.
Schwarz
10/20/19 2:46:39 PM
#25
BilalPowell posted...
Schwarz posted...
BilalPowell posted...
Water is free

Where

Public places often have water fountains and sinks.

Are these hypotheticals taking place in a country I'm not familiar with where it wouldn't be making a public spectacle to try to do your laundry in a water fountain?
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Topic$20 a week in groceries for a single person is doable.
Schwarz
10/20/19 2:20:30 PM
#12
BilalPowell posted...
Water is free

Where
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TopicName these games from their antonyms.
Schwarz
10/20/19 3:30:18 AM
#20
Yoooou got it
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TopicName these games from their antonyms.
Schwarz
10/20/19 3:23:42 AM
#18
Yes, yes, yes, and yes. V good
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TopicName these games from their antonyms.
Schwarz
10/20/19 2:44:18 AM
#15
Memories: The Light Ascension
Talkative Gatherer
Average Plant Girl
Big Dreams
Death Isn't Normal
Lightweight Sun
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TopicWhat are your favorite mini-games?
Schwarz
10/19/19 10:14:05 PM
#17
The Pipe Mania hacking in Bioshock isn't too bad. Some of the harder safes are total bullshit, but there's autohack tools for those
Mass Effect 2 planet scanning
All the forensics bits in Ace Attorney 1-5 like putting broken stuff back together, fingerprint dusting, and spraying for blood

*deep breath*

VOLTORB FLIP
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TopicName these games from their antonyms.
Schwarz
10/19/19 4:55:13 AM
#14
Got it in one, ^5
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TopicYour reaction: You go outside tomorrow morning and see THIS:
Schwarz
10/19/19 4:48:49 AM
#9
I live in the desert, what even
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TopicName these games from their antonyms.
Schwarz
10/19/19 4:44:01 AM
#12
masterbarf posted...
Overwatch

There it is!

Light Bodies
Plain Gift Manual: Virtue Countryside
Whole Death
The Good Outside
Rocks, Thank You
The First of Y'all
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TopicName these games from their antonyms.
Schwarz
10/19/19 4:30:08 AM
#9
yeboi
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TopicName these games from their antonyms.
Schwarz
10/19/19 4:25:23 AM
#6
Underignore
Predator
Every Woman's Ground
Close Smile
Angel Will Laugh
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TopicName these games from their antonyms.
Schwarz
10/19/19 4:18:26 AM
#3
Mass Effect
Final Fantasy
Silent Hill
... Work from home Evil!?
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TopicHot silk cosplay
Schwarz
10/19/19 3:36:30 AM
#3
Are those boobies drawn on
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TopicGames with the best OSTs?
Schwarz
10/18/19 6:03:26 PM
#11
Elder Scrolls Oblivion
Elder Scrolls Skyrim
Hollow Knight
Journey
FTL
Fallout 1
Silent Hill 2
Binding of Isaac

Quorthon109 posted...
Hotline Miami

Das not an original soundtrack, but I also agreeeee
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Topichave you bought any cool clothes lately
Schwarz
10/18/19 5:57:39 PM
#7
I like uniqlo clothing, but when I wear it the cut looks so fucking weird on my body. Makes me sad.
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TopicThis is a story of a story
Schwarz
10/18/19 12:48:24 AM
#9
TheVipaGTS posted...
who cried a river and drowned the whole story

A+
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