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TopicMy town is having couple of party days, and I want to attend with David.
roos1046 Reborn
08/01/19 10:15:32 AM
#11
jpenny2 posted...
FF_Redux posted...
How can I explain this older man?

"This is my Uncle Dave."


LMAO

he may actually be his uncle
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TopicMy town is having couple of party days, and I want to attend with David.
roos1046 Reborn
07/31/19 5:28:24 PM
#2
nope lol
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Topicis it weird that my friends and i use ''suitsupply'' as a monetary unit of value
roos1046 Reborn
07/31/19 5:24:35 PM
#9
No_U_L7 posted...
RebelElite791 posted...
I didnt think it was possible for a gimmick to wear even thinner after 10 years of nonsense but here we are


you guys dont understand my life....


your made up life is sad
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TopicI'm an old man and I have no clue what YEET means >_>
roos1046 Reborn
07/30/19 4:58:18 PM
#7
You Eat Elephant Testicles
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TopicGirlfriend cheated on me with her hot coworker at a party
roos1046 Reborn
07/30/19 4:50:57 PM
#35
this happened
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TopicIn the VHS days, did you consider taping a movie same as "owning" it?
roos1046 Reborn
07/30/19 2:34:08 PM
#23
what's a VHS?
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TopicWhat did you do to stop racism today?
roos1046 Reborn
07/30/19 1:30:39 PM
#8
nothing
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TopicFifty five
roos1046 Reborn
07/30/19 1:26:05 PM
#2
Stop Posting
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TopicIsn't it crazy that a mongoose could whoop a king cobras ass
roos1046 Reborn
07/30/19 1:07:51 PM
#11
The mongoose killing king cobra is a myth.
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TopicTinder should have a weight limit
roos1046 Reborn
07/30/19 11:41:21 AM
#9
1234Life posted...
RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
You do know that landwhales make up a large portion of the tinder user base right ?


They should get their own app. They can call it Whale Watching or some shit.


LMAO
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Topici have officially updated my block list, congrats if you are seeing this topic!
roos1046 Reborn
07/30/19 11:25:21 AM
#41
No_U_L7 posted...
ModLogic posted...
thanks nou
love your topics. dont let the haters keep you down.

ever thought about publishing your stories as a physical anthology?


I have actually...


The world needs another terrible work of fiction.
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TopicI'm attempting to make a seafood stock today.
roos1046 Reborn
07/30/19 10:38:39 AM
#11
pinky0926 posted...
I feel like a lot of you guys are confused about what a stock is, lol


yep

clueless people galore in here
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TopicYuna as a Songstress is so fucking HOT
roos1046 Reborn
07/30/19 10:10:38 AM
#16
Veggeta_MAX posted...
roos1046 Reborn posted...
that is a cartoon, not a real person

Marked, blocked AND ignored.


Nobody fucking cares
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TopicYuna as a Songstress is so fucking HOT
roos1046 Reborn
07/29/19 10:08:09 AM
#7
that is a cartoon, not a real person
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TopicWhat are the odds of getting pregnant if The Pill is used or Condoms are used?
roos1046 Reborn
07/28/19 9:02:29 AM
#15
0xDEFECADE posted...
if you don't want a kid, don't have sex


that is the TC's only option

LMAO
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TopicEver had weird sex positions because of the location you were in and such?
roos1046 Reborn
07/27/19 5:17:45 PM
#4
Evening_Dragon posted...
An ex had a wiener dog that slept in her bed. She slept in such a way that she would avoid disturbing him at all costs. God helped me if I disturbed the dog.

So I had to fuck her in a weird halfway kneeling sideways position.


the dog?
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TopicWhat are the odds of getting pregnant if The Pill is used or Condoms are used?
roos1046 Reborn
07/27/19 4:42:39 PM
#3
eleventeen
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TopicFuck it hasn't been fun to work 7am - 10pm today in this goddamn heat!
roos1046 Reborn
07/27/19 4:41:53 PM
#3
lol
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Topicsometimes i wish i could talk about some of the celebrities i've dated
roos1046 Reborn
07/27/19 11:00:24 AM
#23
the gimmick is getting more ridiculous by the day
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TopicDaum dats a huge crocodile
roos1046 Reborn
07/24/19 9:28:57 AM
#4
LMAO
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TopicYesterday I hung out with Benicio del Toro.
roos1046 Reborn
07/23/19 10:07:20 AM
#7
this happened
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TopicI literally turn 30 dis year
roos1046 Reborn
07/23/19 10:05:45 AM
#10
it's really sad that you make the same topics still at the age of 30

YIKES
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TopicGetting a job at a call center, any advice?
roos1046 Reborn
07/22/19 4:51:21 PM
#6
Run!
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Topicattention: doctors, is it bad if hemoglobin is in the 17.5 - 18.9 range?
roos1046 Reborn
07/22/19 2:00:37 PM
#3
that is REALLY bad
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TopicJust ordered like $600 Gucci Shoes which will be arriving in a day.
roos1046 Reborn
07/22/19 1:27:18 PM
#4
this happened
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TopicHave you ever made money playing video games?
roos1046 Reborn
07/22/19 12:58:56 PM
#4
I made over $1000 selling Diablo 2 items on Ebay back in the day.

I ran a bot 24/7 to farm items to sell.
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TopicSecond single from Slipknot's new album just dropped
roos1046 Reborn
07/22/19 10:26:48 AM
#6
Fuck yea
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TopicWell that's a fucking new one. (tinder story)
roos1046 Reborn
07/22/19 10:24:15 AM
#11
I have read this copypasta before.

Nice try TC
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TopicThere's no reason to have bone in wings when boneless exists.
roos1046 Reborn
07/21/19 6:50:05 PM
#32
SauI_Goodman posted...
I saw a challenged kid at a restaurant one time. His mom, or who i assumed to be his mom, had to cut up his boneless wings for him.


it was probably this guy:

Machete posted...
knutjob posted...
Hexenherz posted...
knutjob posted...
boneless are for children. They are glorified nuggets

It's also more meat and less money though


good thing i dont select food based on the lowest common denominator


Back when I was in college, at a dorm party, the host decided to order wings. I wanted boneless and he wanted bone in. He was paying so we got bone in. I just drank on an empty stomach while he ate all the wings himself and I got my own food later.

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TopicThere's no reason to have bone in wings when boneless exists.
roos1046 Reborn
07/21/19 6:06:37 PM
#26
Machete posted...
knutjob posted...
Hexenherz posted...
knutjob posted...
boneless are for children. They are glorified nuggets

It's also more meat and less money though


good thing i dont select food based on the lowest common denominator


Back when I was in college, at a dorm party, the host decided to order wings. I wanted boneless and he wanted bone in. He was paying so we got bone in. I just drank on an empty stomach while he ate all the wings himself and I got my own food later.


LMAO

are you still a virgin?
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TopicThere's no reason to have bone in wings when boneless exists.
roos1046 Reborn
07/21/19 5:05:56 PM
#14
chicken nuggets are for children

time to grow the fuck up
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Topicmy phone got an update and it just made everything worse
roos1046 Reborn
07/21/19 4:55:43 PM
#3
nope lol
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TopicI got some of that boogie bath water
roos1046 Reborn
07/21/19 4:03:22 PM
#4
KawiKa posted...
So, just an empty jar then?


LMAO
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TopicRec me some Android games
roos1046 Reborn
07/21/19 3:40:18 PM
#8
oregon trail
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TopicHelp me pick out a funny wedding card CE
roos1046 Reborn
07/21/19 2:39:44 PM
#2
nope lol
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TopicI have a date tomorrow with a girl way outa my league...what do I do?!?
roos1046 Reborn
07/21/19 1:40:51 PM
#6
treewojima posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
Chicken_Butt posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
1st of all don't treat her like she's out of your league. Treat her like an equal

Seriously. If she agreed to date you she clearly doesn't think she's out of your league, but if you give her that impression, you're done. So chill, brah.


How does one chill?


jerk off before the date


and during
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TopicWhy you up so fucking early on a Saturday?
roos1046 Reborn
07/21/19 1:39:17 PM
#24
lol
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TopicMy friend got a girls number while she was working and it got her fired
roos1046 Reborn
07/21/19 10:54:56 AM
#14
No_U_L7 posted...
Ryven posted...
They still planning on hanging out?


She probably was, but my friend fucked it up. Hes bold but has bad technical game


Lmao

You have fake friends to add to your BS stories.
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TopicImagine having a beautiful thirsty white girl crawling on all fours towards you
roos1046 Reborn
07/21/19 10:47:12 AM
#8
Hitaki posted...
Wow Vegeta, you're still here trolling CE?


He is still posting the same creeper shit

Its pathetic
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TopicNever ______ for free.
roos1046 Reborn
07/17/19 7:05:30 PM
#2
Fart
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Topictoo much again
roos1046 Reborn
07/17/19 6:38:29 PM
#12
FF_Redux posted...
Axiom posted...
You're CE's version of potheads who won't shut the fuck up about how high they are


At least I ain't a drunk anymore


Your constant need for attention here is really pathetic.
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TopicMan I had sex with like 4 years ago messaged me I'm still the best sex memory
roos1046 Reborn
07/17/19 10:30:10 AM
#18
r25 posted...
This happened

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TopicThere was one thing in Spiderman:FFH that really pissed me off *spoilers*
roos1046 Reborn
07/16/19 6:26:18 PM
#2
nobody cares
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TopicShould I buy this TV?
roos1046 Reborn
07/16/19 6:17:45 PM
#5
it's a POS..... so perfect for you
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TopicHow many tabs do you guys usually close after finishing the deed?
roos1046 Reborn
07/16/19 11:16:08 AM
#6
2
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Topicanybody try the new taco from burger king?
roos1046 Reborn
07/16/19 11:13:42 AM
#7
Turbam posted...
I feel like they had tacos at one point in the mid 2000s


they have had tacos for ages
most around here never actually stopped selling them
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Topicimagine if i didn't make topics about my life as a pick up artist on this board
roos1046 Reborn
07/13/19 6:45:53 PM
#2
nope lol

you wouldn't have a gimmick to post about here
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