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TopicHarry Potter spoilers, but remember when Hagrid...
MrKapowski
12/02/19 12:35:41 PM
#4
TopicHarry Potter spoilers, but remember when Hagrid...
MrKapowski
12/02/19 11:22:41 AM
#1
Is trying to chat up Madame Maxine, and he hits her with Bong sewer? What a dope lol

If you're gonna talk to someone in their native language, you better make damn sure you can actually speak it.




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TopicNo Time to Die (Bond 25) teaser
MrKapowski
12/02/19 9:10:57 AM
#29
TopicWhat's with this huge push for Peloton
MrKapowski
12/02/19 7:50:00 AM
#14
The ads are fucking stupid. A bunch of young skinny people obsessing about an exercise bike just so they can put pictures of it on social media.

No thanks.

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TopicNo Time to Die (Bond 25) teaser
MrKapowski
12/02/19 12:51:14 AM
#20
metallica846 posted...
Maybe it was just better in comparison to like Quantum of Solace and Spectre garbage


Bruh

QoS has literally the best Bond girl, and Spectre has the best opening of any Bond movie.

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TopicOklahoma Starbucks employee calls cop pig, and it makes national news
MrKapowski
12/01/19 1:47:45 PM
#61
yemmy posted...
Most cops don't really like anyone to be armed but them.


Weird claim

In my experience, cops don't give a shit if you carry, as long as its legal.

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TopicI'll never understand how college and NFL football teams allow kickers that
MrKapowski
12/01/19 12:12:39 PM
#23
For the record, he was specifically talking about really short kicks like Pat's

He was salty that Michigan got spanked lol

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TopicWhat are some of gaming's biggest twists?
MrKapowski
11/30/19 2:12:12 PM
#63
Those MGS spoilers confirm Kojima is a hack

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TopicBe honest, you enjoi arguing with CE about stupid shit
MrKapowski
11/30/19 11:14:16 AM
#3
Florida Man enjoys banging head against wall

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Topic$100,000, but you talk like Vegy whenever you talk to girls
MrKapowski
11/30/19 12:53:57 AM
#9
No thanks.

I prefer to not impress on people that I'm a manchild.

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TopicC/D you know who Lionel Messi is
MrKapowski
11/29/19 7:50:15 AM
#17
TopicFuck that Apple commercial with the kids making the video for their Grandpa
MrKapowski
11/28/19 7:18:15 PM
#5
Whenever I see a commercial pulling this shit, I change the channel.

If your shit doesn't make me laugh I ain't watching.

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TopicParks and Rec continued (no spoilers plz)
MrKapowski
11/27/19 9:50:50 PM
#11
Ron bowls a perfect game using Tom's granny strat, tells the manager to fuck off lol

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TopicIts literally Friday night and you're literally alone and posting on CE lmao
MrKapowski
11/27/19 9:49:57 PM
#9
TopicParks and Rec continued (no spoilers plz)
MrKapowski
11/27/19 9:41:09 PM
#10
Gary is so happy his daughter is dumping Chris lol

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TopicParks and Rec continued (no spoilers plz)
MrKapowski
11/27/19 9:36:18 PM
#9
Ron is so angry at Tom's bowling LMAO

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TopicParks and Rec continued (no spoilers plz)
MrKapowski
11/27/19 9:32:00 PM
#6
I can't decide who I like more, Ron or Leslie

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TopicParks and Rec continued (no spoilers plz)
MrKapowski
11/27/19 9:19:51 PM
#5
Kids discovering insurance

They're covered for the next ten years right

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TopicParks and Rec continued (no spoilers plz)
MrKapowski
11/27/19 9:16:01 PM
#4
Lol the voice over for the attack ad

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TopicParks and Rec continued (no spoilers plz)
MrKapowski
11/27/19 9:07:41 PM
#2
Have a Bobby Bar, my dad made them!

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TopicParks and Rec continued (no spoilers plz)
MrKapowski
11/27/19 9:06:15 PM
#1
S4E11

Nice red carpet, Tom

S4E12

Sick pun Paul Rudd

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Topic$100,000,000,000,000 or get reincarnated and start from a baby with perks
MrKapowski
11/27/19 6:56:21 PM
#17
I feel like the 1st option is the end goal of the 2nd.



If I started over without any of the issues I currently have, I don't think I would be me. Probably wouldn't end up with my wife, we wouldn't have our daughter...yeah I'll take the money and better the life I have.

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TopicI honestly hope you have a terrible day today CE
MrKapowski
11/27/19 10:50:28 AM
#12
Florida Man realizes he hates himself, attacks strangers on the internet

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TopicHey CE :3
MrKapowski
11/25/19 5:39:09 PM
#3
Florida Man angrily shouts at sky, projects his insecurities onto an Internet message board

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TopicRate Kristin Kreuk out of 10.
MrKapowski
11/25/19 5:28:09 PM
#19
Funkydog posted...
Didn't she bail pretty quickly from it? I know were a few who were ensnared then quickly fled at least.


She claims that, but if you read up it's all pretty sus. There were several threads on CaGN detailing the situation and following the trial if you care to look.

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TopicRate Kristin Kreuk out of 10.
MrKapowski
11/25/19 5:23:35 PM
#15
TopicRate Kristin Kreuk out of 10.
MrKapowski
11/25/19 7:01:02 AM
#10
Part of that crazy sex cult but somehow got off the hook/10

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TopicMan this season of Survivor sucks
MrKapowski
11/24/19 11:46:27 PM
#3
This season?

That show has always been trash.

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Topic"Calling a girl a thot is sexist."- Gamefaqs moderators
MrKapowski
11/24/19 7:43:38 PM
#10
TopicI'd be scared to buy an expensive retro game.
MrKapowski
11/23/19 7:47:43 PM
#13
Polycosm posted...
Yeah, I would have preferred to get the SNES version but that's one of those rare cases where I opted for Virtual Console. It's $8 on the Wii U-- well worth it if you happen to own that platform already.


I...did not know that. It won't be the same, but $8 is not alot.

Gafemage posted...
Where are you looking where you can get Harvest Moon for $80???

Even the dirtiest, most worn-label having, sharpie-drawn-on copy of HM will go for well over $100 as long as it's functional (actually if you're a PAL region gamer disregard all of this)


I dunno, that's just the number I remember from the last time I googled it, which was probably 6 months ago, so...

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TopicI'd be scared to buy an expensive retro game.
MrKapowski
11/23/19 6:31:53 PM
#9
I really really want a copy of the SNES Harvest Moon.

Every time I look it up, it's like $80 at the low end.

Such a nostalgia boner killer.

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Topic"cegals always get 100s of posts in their topics"
MrKapowski
11/23/19 6:28:51 PM
#22
TopicMy gf smelled really bad today from working all morning.
MrKapowski
11/22/19 11:13:12 PM
#35
Duncanwii posted...
You don't tell a girl she smells. That's like boyfriend rule number 1.


What the fuck do you know lol

I literally just had a conversation with my wife about her stinky feet, she thanked me because she had no idea, and promptly washed them.

Stop posting here with your inane bullshit.

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TopicMy gf smelled really bad today from working all morning.
MrKapowski
11/22/19 10:52:40 PM
#29
Duncanwii posted...
Because who else am I going to tell? My mom?


...your "girlfriend"

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TopicI'm very upset
MrKapowski
11/22/19 11:45:09 AM
#1
My wife has a kidney stone, our newish GP says "oh, here's a shot to relax the smooth muscle in your abdomen, and here's some pills that do basically the same thing, you'll still get some discomfort but it'll pass much easier".

When I had my first big stone, literally every dr I talked to insisted it was testicular torsion, had to get multiple ultrasounds of my balls to check for it, after 2 months of pain my old GP refers me to a urologist who immediately says "yep that's a stone, we're gonna have to go in after it. This will cause even more pain, you will piss blood for months, and when you come back in a month to get the stent out of your dick, the nurse is gonna yank it out like she's starting a lawnmower. Its basically our only option."

New GP even confirmed that the shot and pills have been around allloooooonnnnggg time.

Motherfuckers.

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TopicShe heard you go ''God daum, If I could sniff dat ass just once I''
MrKapowski
11/21/19 5:56:34 PM
#10
Florida Man asks to sniff innocent women's farts, gets tased

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TopicParks and Rec is amazing (spoilers probably idk)
MrKapowski
11/21/19 3:02:12 PM
#49
MC_BatCommander posted...
This is such a bad take it physically hurt to read it


I don't like him. Deal with it.

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TopicParks and Rec is amazing (spoilers probably idk)
MrKapowski
11/21/19 2:58:58 PM
#47
HylianFox posted...
I'd like to, yeah


Has he had a stroke

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TopicParks and Rec is amazing (spoilers probably idk)
MrKapowski
11/21/19 2:58:45 PM
#45
TopicParks and Rec is amazing (spoilers probably idk)
MrKapowski
11/21/19 2:57:58 PM
#43
TopicParks and Rec is amazing (spoilers probably idk)
MrKapowski
11/21/19 2:57:12 PM
#42
The best part of this episode is the snow in the background

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TopicParks and Rec is amazing (spoilers probably idk)
MrKapowski
11/21/19 2:34:55 PM
#41
Leslie is such a dweeb

"That was the first time we kissed each other. On the mouth. It was excellent."

Fuck Rob Lowe tbh

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TopicYou look out your window and see Salma Hayek undressing, do you keep looking?
MrKapowski
11/21/19 12:11:09 AM
#3
Florida Man creeps on unsuspecting celebrity, gets arrested

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TopicDennis Quaid looks like a discount Harrison Ford
MrKapowski
11/20/19 11:01:46 PM
#4
Chip Gaines is a discount Dennis Quaid

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TopicAnyone who hasnt met me: if given da chance, would you?
MrKapowski
11/20/19 10:30:46 PM
#18
Florida man attempts to make friends, fails miserably

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TopicParks and Rec is amazing (spoilers probably idk)
MrKapowski
11/20/19 10:03:50 PM
#40
Stop posting shit I haven't seen

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TopicTo those who also haven't met me: would YOU meet ME???
MrKapowski
11/20/19 9:33:07 PM
#19
Will you leave those oversized obnoxious glasses at home

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TopicParks and Rec is amazing (spoilers probably idk)
MrKapowski
11/20/19 9:24:13 PM
#35
Jerry going in on Tom

Fucking rekt lol

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TopicParks and Rec is amazing (spoilers probably idk)
MrKapowski
11/20/19 9:17:01 PM
#32
For what its worth, I think you would make an incredible brunette.

Ron fucking Swanson

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TopicParks and Rec is amazing (spoilers probably idk)
MrKapowski
11/20/19 9:13:05 PM
#31
S4E8

"Martin Luther King Jr sucks old car tires"

Yikes, Leslie

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