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TopicPolice kill a 17 year old girl and are not saying what happened.
ZeroKelvin
07/11/19 1:12:24 AM
#20
Fuck these pigs
Topicmy date tonight baked me home made cookies
ZeroKelvin
07/11/19 12:40:12 AM
#3
/topic
TopicOn a scale of 1-10, how depressed are you today?
ZeroKelvin
07/11/19 12:39:19 AM
#15
1.5
TopicI wanna try fallout new vegas but the game looks like horse shit visually
ZeroKelvin
07/09/19 11:59:55 PM
#3
Huh. Wouldnt have figured you had a problem with horse shit given thats just about all you post
TopicPicture of my dog from today's adventure.
ZeroKelvin
07/08/19 1:45:02 AM
#9
Where is the dog? All I see is a cat...
TopicAlmost broke my Switch today in frustration =x
ZeroKelvin
07/07/19 10:09:04 PM
#5
So its true there can be some BS shenanigans in MK8, and even more so in MK8D thanks to the double item boxes. But hey, at least its not MKWii. The amount of blue shells they handed out in that game was just absurd, to the point that you might as well not try to take the lead until the second half of the last lap.
TopicSome guy ranked all the boobs sizes in Smash Ultimate >_>
ZeroKelvin
07/07/19 10:05:00 PM
#2
Why the fuck is Inkling on that thumbnail? Isnt that supposed to be a kid?
TopicAlmost broke my Switch today in frustration =x
ZeroKelvin
07/07/19 9:59:25 PM
#3
git gud
TopicJust found out I'm actually 5'4" and not 5'5"
ZeroKelvin
07/07/19 9:34:06 PM
#20
Thats unfortunate
TopicI'm happy cuz my SO is trying to move in before the semester starts
ZeroKelvin
07/07/19 8:16:40 PM
#17
Desperately in love or desperately trying to lock it down?

I think we all know the answer to that
TopicI'm doing stand up comedy 5 nights a week for 0 dollars. And it's really awesome
ZeroKelvin
07/07/19 7:20:20 PM
#26
Very cool man. Live your dreams. Do you have a video of any of your sets we could watch?
TopicIs vegy the greatest poster here?
ZeroKelvin
07/07/19 2:50:40 PM
#10
masatofujimoto posted...
ZeroKelvin posted...
One of the worst actually

Shut da fuck up

Oh, my bad. One of da* worst.
TopicIs vegy the greatest poster here?
ZeroKelvin
07/07/19 2:43:03 PM
#6
One of the worst actually
Topic"It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve."
ZeroKelvin
07/07/19 2:37:30 PM
#11
thanosibe posted...
Sunhawk posted...
Although I disagree with that sentiment, the phrasing does make me laugh.

American Christians, huh?
What better way to propagate the species than to use two people equipped to do so, right?

So Im not sure why either side of this argument is choosing this molehill to die on.

Because our species population is at such dangerously low levels, right? What a dumb post.
TopicBest console of recent years: Wii U, XBone, PS4, or Switch?
ZeroKelvin
07/07/19 2:23:30 PM
#4
Meganekko posted...
Wii U, just for the pro controller. PS4/X1 has no games and Switch is a lot of steps backwards

I dont think youve ever made a single good post
TopicPay attention to mulan waving her sword at the end
ZeroKelvin
07/07/19 1:46:58 PM
#7
Awesome posted...
DeadBankerDream posted...
Are you really lazy enough that you made a topic about a movie trailer without linking to it?

you have a mouse and keyboard, go look for it on your own.

Shut the fuck up. When you make a topic referencing a trailer its an expected courtesy to link to it. It should be moddable as trolling not to do so imo
TopicMan spends 4th of July being mauled to death 100 times by aggressive stray dogs.
ZeroKelvin
07/07/19 1:45:25 PM
#15
gunplagirl posted...
Where's that "pit bull=every animal according to the news" flow chart? The one where any dog and even a crocodile fell under the category.

Because other breeds are occasionally mistaken for pit bulls we can totally disregard the extreme number of maulings and deaths that are legitimately attributed to the breed
TopicWho wins in a soccer match, USMNT vs USWNT
ZeroKelvin
07/07/19 1:32:45 PM
#14
TroutPaste posted...
That article is being used for shitposting about the pay gap. find better content imho

Youre the only one whos talking about the pay gap ITT. How about trying to stay on topic buddy?
TopicWho wins in a soccer match, USMNT vs USWNT
ZeroKelvin
07/07/19 1:31:18 PM
#10
TroutPaste posted...
ZeroKelvin posted...
https://www.cbssports.com/soccer/news/a-dallas-fc-under-15-boys-squad-beat-the-u-s-womens-national-team-in-a-scrimmage/

US womens team got beaten soundly by a Dallas-area club of under-15 male players soooo


This has been posted about 5,000,000 times during the past month
who cares
The USWNT is a better product, but they'd probably lose to men

No fucking shit theyre a better product in their side of the sport, but to say theyd probably lose to the mens national team is the overstatement of the century. They couldnt even come close to beating a local clubs 15 year old boys ffs.
TopicWho wins in a soccer match, USMNT vs USWNT
ZeroKelvin
07/07/19 1:27:22 PM
#3
https://www.cbssports.com/soccer/news/a-dallas-fc-under-15-boys-squad-beat-the-u-s-womens-national-team-in-a-scrimmage/

US womens team got beaten soundly by a Dallas-area club of under-15 male players soooo
TopicMan spends 4th of July being mauled to death 100 times by aggressive stray dogs.
ZeroKelvin
07/07/19 1:25:50 PM
#2
Pit bulls claim yet another innocent life. Smfh
TopicWhy did they stop making bible video games?
ZeroKelvin
07/07/19 1:24:30 PM
#11
Skye Reynolds posted...
DeadBankerDream posted...
People who care about religion decided video games, gay people and harry potter were the work of satan

I'm Christian and this is not true.

Lmfao bro every single thing he said is true for very large swaths of Christianity
TopicWhat are your allergies, CE?
ZeroKelvin
07/07/19 1:19:25 PM
#7
Im allergic to bullshit. It makes it a little tough around here tbh
TopicMexico fans urged to stop anti-gay chants or risk their games being suspended.
ZeroKelvin
07/07/19 12:22:14 PM
#23
Tyranthraxus posted...
Ivynn posted...
Fenrimis posted...
spikethedevil posted...
Soccer fans are know for dismembering heads off referees

Citation needed.

https://www.cnn.com/2013/07/07/world/americas/brazil-soccer-dismemberment/index.html


Are you sure that's not just Brazil

There was an incident with Colombia as well.

Point is it's extremely rare. Like not even close to the amount of gay people being killed just for being gay.

[citation needed]
TopicAccurate depiction of how centrist fence sitters feel in political debates
ZeroKelvin
07/07/19 11:59:17 AM
#45
TheGreatGeno326 posted...
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/b5SXN

@DarkRoast is that you?
Topicleaked memos from the UK ambassadors office calls trump administration 'inept'
ZeroKelvin
07/07/19 11:57:52 AM
#3
Well theyre not wrong
TopicTrans girls kicked out of Jake Pauls house for not being girls.
ZeroKelvin
07/07/19 11:57:18 AM
#46
Fair; next
TopicMy friend said it was a dick move to cancel a girls uber with the $5 fee
ZeroKelvin
07/07/19 9:02:09 AM
#74
No_U_L7 posted...
ZeroKelvin posted...
I also told him that hanging out with me is worth way more than $5

Maybe if youre paying for people to put up with you, yeah


i read this like 10 times....your joke doesn't make sense

Really? Its saying it might be worth spending time with you if youre paying someone five dollars (as opposed to your suggestion that they should be willing to sacrifice that money because youre just so great).

It wasnt very complicated, Im sorry you were unable to grasp it. It wasnt fully accurate though; in reality youd have to pay way more than five dollars for someone to be willing to tolerate your company for any appreciable amount of time.
Topic12 years old
ZeroKelvin
07/06/19 7:59:05 PM
#24
Creepy topic yo
TopicLove really is the closest thing we have to magic.
ZeroKelvin
07/06/19 4:42:44 PM
#6
Thats so corny
TopicWorst thing a male can do fashion-wise?
ZeroKelvin
07/06/19 4:42:20 PM
#17
MAGA hat is the worst fashion mistake for anyone tbh. Lets you know you can completely disregard anything they have to say.
TopicAnyone else miss zeroflamecutter?
ZeroKelvin
07/06/19 4:41:06 PM
#24
How do you have a boyfriend as a shut in? Are they all e-relationships?
TopicDisgusting walmart customer records herself gargling with listerine and spitting
ZeroKelvin
07/06/19 4:18:16 PM
#11
That is one freaky looking... person
TopicMy friend said it was a dick move to cancel a girls uber with the $5 fee
ZeroKelvin
07/06/19 4:16:24 PM
#4
I also told him that hanging out with me is worth way more than $5

Maybe if youre paying for people to put up with you, yeah
Topic5 Police officers told to leave Starbucks because they made people uncomfortable
ZeroKelvin
07/06/19 12:42:11 PM
#68
s0nicfan posted...
ZeroKelvin posted...
The Admiral posted...
Glad to see so these anti-police movements have indoctrinated people with feelings of paranoia. Kudos, you've surely made society better.

I mean its an undeniable fact that youre at least an order of magnitude more likely to get shot if a police officer is in your presence, whether youre breaking the law or not - and ESPECIALLY if youre a minority.

The odds of being shot by a cop is something like 0.08%. The odds of being shot by a cop while black while holding a gun is only about 3%. The actual statistics don't match these beliefs.

You clearly didnt comprehend what I said. Just because your odds of getting shot are still pretty low around a cop doesnt mean that the increase from extremely unlikely to just unlikely isnt a significant one. Its entirely understandable if someone doesnt want to bear that risk unnecessarily.
Topic5 Police officers told to leave Starbucks because they made people uncomfortable
ZeroKelvin
07/06/19 12:01:07 PM
#52
The Admiral posted...
Glad to see so these anti-police movements have indoctrinated people with feelings of paranoia. Kudos, you've surely made society better.

I mean its an undeniable fact that youre at least an order of magnitude more likely to get shot if a police officer is in your presence, whether youre breaking the law or not - and ESPECIALLY if youre a minority.
TopicI'm falling for a 16 year old girl
ZeroKelvin
07/01/19 3:48:54 AM
#49
Rika_Furude posted...
ZeroKelvin posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
yikes
yikes
yikes

Regular User User Since: Apr 2019Karma: 62

Your fucking sig is literally full of lolis. Again, lmfao at you yikes-ing this topic.
TopicI'm falling for a 16 year old girl
ZeroKelvin
07/01/19 3:41:48 AM
#40
Rika_Furude posted...
yikes
yikes
yikes

Youre one to talk lmfao
TopicAlt right porn star Mia Melano under fire again she said trans women arent women
ZeroKelvin
07/01/19 3:33:13 AM
#159
gunplagirl posted...
Gobstoppers12 posted...
gunplagirl posted...
there's literally trans women being murdered because of the bullshit you're a okay with.

You just throw around this "trans people are being murdered because of you" tripe all the time, don't you? I've gotta say, when you did it to me I was shocked and hurt, but now that I see you do it to everybody, I'm just rolling my eyes.

Keep on keepin' on, holmes.

You're rolling your eyes at trans murder victims? Sounds about right.

Shut the fuck up with this disingenuous appeal to emotion. Yes, transgendered people are murdered at a disproportionate rate, and yes, thats an awful thing. But not buying in 100% to the trans agenda doesnt fucking mean youre siding with murderous assholes.
TopicMy doofus father bought a flipped house
ZeroKelvin
07/01/19 3:23:48 AM
#3
Did he not thoroughly inspect it before the buy? Wow
TopicWhat's your favorite internal organ?
ZeroKelvin
07/01/19 3:21:07 AM
#19
teepan95 posted...
GregShmedley posted...
My pp

Your dicks must be incredibly small to be classified as an internal organ
TopicAlt right porn star Mia Melano under fire again she said trans women arent women
ZeroKelvin
07/01/19 3:17:00 AM
#148
I mean Gobstoppers is right (for once)

You can respect someone as a person overall without indulging their fantastical delusions
TopicDo incels really think that breasts feel like bags of sand?
ZeroKelvin
06/29/19 2:05:34 AM
#7
You should already know the answer to that question
TopicWill transgenders be allowed in sports?
ZeroKelvin
06/29/19 1:58:07 AM
#116
gunplagirl posted...
You're so full of crap it's pathetic, and insulting to literally everyone who has made the unfortunate mistake of reading any of your posts.

Talk about a breathtaking lack of self-awareness
TopicWhat's your favorite internal organ?
ZeroKelvin
06/29/19 1:45:18 AM
#4
Where the fuck is liver? I couldnt drink without it!
TopicSooo my partner might be moving in with me soon :3
ZeroKelvin
06/29/19 1:12:28 AM
#88
_Matchabuu_ posted...
ZeroKelvin posted...
_Matchabuu_ posted...
smoliske posted...
LOL great way to explain your inability to follow the rules

Also this.

If youre getting modded (which honestly I doubt you are) thats probably a consequence of the content you are posting, not me having a mod in my pocket (which is a lie, btw)

You had a mod wrapped around your finger who still yearns for you despite being spurned. Its not hard to see that hes still putting in overtime for you. Ive gotten unjustly modded quite a few times in these topics.


What the actual fuck lmao

Youre going all in with your trolling and blatant lying

Also Id love to see what you considered unjustly moderated

Maybe dont attack me every chance you get?

I guess you havent noticed many of my posts disappear after you mark them? Unfortunately theyve all purged from my history at the moment. Trolling is so nebulously defined on here that its basically impossible to get an overturn, so I just accept so theyll be gone in a week.

Its actually a minor miracle that my earlier post ITT didnt get hit. Perhaps this topic is too painful for Lan to browse.
TopicWill transgenders be allowed in sports?
ZeroKelvin
06/27/19 1:55:55 AM
#87
Unfortunately it seems in areas like this facts and logic are thrown out the window in the name of inclusiveness and not hurting the fragile feelings of a small number of people.
TopicSooo my partner might be moving in with me soon :3
ZeroKelvin
06/26/19 11:36:01 PM
#71
_Matchabuu_ posted...
smoliske posted...
LOL great way to explain your inability to follow the rules

Also this.

If youre getting modded (which honestly I doubt you are) thats probably a consequence of the content you are posting, not me having a mod in my pocket (which is a lie, btw)

You had a mod wrapped around your finger who still yearns for you despite being spurned. Its not hard to see that hes still putting in overtime for you. Ive gotten unjustly modded quite a few times in these topics.
TopicDead body found near Manhattan Bridge that Etika allegedly jumped from
ZeroKelvin
06/25/19 5:33:45 AM
#34
Proofpyros posted...
I hope it's not Etika

I'm freaking out at work right now

I feel cold

I'm sweating

Fuck

Imagine freaking out like this over an Internet personality. I can understand being a little upset, but fuck
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