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| Topic | Not gonna lie, you're kinda begging for an ass whopping doing shit like this |
| mybbqrules 06/23/19 4:51:02 PM #65 | ssj3vegeta posted... teachers fault for not educating and disciplining dese fools This is a dumb stance to take. A teacher's job is to educate kids, not raise them. If this moron is fucking around like this in a summer school class, he's already screwed up royally for the school year by failing at least one class, and now he's doubling down. That implies an incredible failure on the parenting level, and it has likely been going.on for years and is ingrained. --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | Not gonna lie, you're kinda begging for an ass whopping doing shit like this |
| mybbqrules 06/23/19 4:44:13 PM #63 | Pukelid posted... How is a teacher even supposed to deal with this? Physically? Summon whatever security you need to to remove him from the premises, refuse to engage him in his BS, and refuse to ever allow him to return to the class for the summer. Mentally? By buttoning it up, focusing on the ones who might actually want to improve themselves, and just accepting that Dancy McDumbshit will never have anything more than a job with his name on his shirt. He's in literal summer school. Its the "you fucked up royally" summer camp, and he's behaving like this. That kid is writing his own check, and dollars to doughnuts says it bounces. --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | oh my god. they did it. IHOP really came out with the worlds best pancake |
| mybbqrules 06/23/19 4:36:02 PM #16 | Why wouldn't you take the picture before you started eating? --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | Triple H |
| mybbqrules 06/23/19 4:31:49 PM #31 | I'll never understand why after he changed from Hunter Hearst Helmsley to Triple H, that he didn't change the name of his finisher from "The Pedigree" to something like "The Game Ender", or "Game Over". --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | LTG's video on Boogie always makes me laugh >_> |
| mybbqrules 06/22/19 10:19:03 PM #6 | NeonOctopus posted... ".....where they can feel each and every last spectacle of their pussies gettin' vibrated....." I never get tired of LTG trying to talk smart and use big words and failing miserably. --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | Square Enix ethics department: "restrict" Tifa |
| mybbqrules 06/19/19 11:23:31 AM #74 | I for one am looking forward to the next Dead or Alive game, just to see what's going to happen there. --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | Reddit woman puts her disabled son into a residential home to forget about him. |
| mybbqrules 06/15/19 7:24:18 PM #14 | But remember, aborting him would have been murder, and cruel! My stepfather has a daughter who was born with a missing chromosome. She's not this bad, but she still will never walk, talk, or care for herself. She's basically a 20 year old infant. I wouldn't want to live that way, trapped in my own body with no way to make people understand anything about me and my world. --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | 'Make America Straight Again' Conference to Re-Victimize Pulse Nightclub Tragedy |
| mybbqrules 06/14/19 3:48:29 PM #29 | But remember everyone, literally holding a celebration of innocent gay people dying is not hate speech. --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | Alright, I didn't expect the white house chef to be a massive hulking beast. |
| mybbqrules 06/14/19 12:43:44 PM #48 | St0rmFury posted... RescueBC posted...This guy is like ourFoppe posted...You know those movies where an army attacks and gets defeated by a single guy? A spatula in one hand, and a potato peeler in the other. --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | Check out this Russian/Japanese Goddess. |
| mybbqrules 06/11/19 11:37:36 PM #21 | PepperoniMaster posted...
Start by finding me one who didn't go ham on the facial touchups in post. --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | Hot chick with nice tits loses her top on a rollercoaster, great ENF moment |
| mybbqrules 06/11/19 11:34:48 PM #62 | Oh hey, an Instagram thot showing her tits. Must be a day ending in y. --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | Christian Bakery sued for the 3rd time after refusing 'Gender Transition' cake |
| mybbqrules 06/11/19 11:29:54 PM #232 | At this point, if she hates the guy so much, why would she even want to give him her business? The word is already out. He's a transphobe. The label will affect him forever. Just go to a different bakery. I'm against hatred and discrimination, but c'mon. You wouldn't be able to claim being surprised that your hand got burned the third time you place it on a hot stove. This is sliding into petty and vindictive territory, IMO. Give your money to someone who supports your viewpoints. --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | Alabama Gov signs chemical castration bill into law |
| mybbqrules 06/10/19 7:38:42 PM #33 | Hanky_Bannister posted... And in that same state if the child victim became pregnant theyd have to bear the child And the rapist can get custody. --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | Stanford Kid who RAPED a Girl is working a $12/hour JOB as he BEGS FORGIVENESS!! |
| mybbqrules 06/09/19 9:08:06 PM #67 | SH_expert44 posted... mybbqrules posted...And six months was literally a slap on the wrist Lol, arguing semantics because you dont have a good reason for agreeing with him getting such a piddly-shit sentence. Ok, let me put it a different way. His punishment was far too lenient for the crime committed. That better? --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | Halo 4 wasn't a great game overall, but the third act of it is great *spoilers* |
| mybbqrules 06/09/19 4:19:31 AM #10 | The main story arc of Halo was over after 3 for me. I wiped out the Flood, defeated the Covenant, assisted in the death of the prophet of Truth, and brought peace to earth. Then in the first level of Halo 4 I'm back to fighting Covenant again. Like wtf, what were the last 3 games for? Same shit with Gears. I wiped out the Locust, buried the dead and moved on. Then I come back again to more Locust. Fuck that. Come up with some new IP's please. --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | 100k but EVERYTIME you exit a building you do this |
| mybbqrules 06/09/19 4:05:45 AM #6 | I still think it would have been hilarious if in Venom they had a part where they're explaining the difficulties of symbiotes merging with humans, then show a montage of human test subjects dying and stuff, but then show one doing Peter's disco strut before he keels over. --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | Stanford Kid who RAPED a Girl is working a $12/hour JOB as he BEGS FORGIVENESS!! |
| mybbqrules 06/09/19 3:55:49 AM #49 | lincoln002 posted... I believe in 2nd chances, he was young and naive, we all make mistakes. He should be allowed to go back to school and pursue a career in whatever field he wants after he's been through his rehabilitation program. He's lucky he only had to serve 6 months in jail for what he did but 6 months is still a really long time to be locked up with a bunch of criminals. 1. He was not "young and naive". He knowingly sexually assaulted an unconscious woman on a mattress behind a dumpster. He didn't think "Oh my God, that girl is unconscious! I'd better resuscitate her with my hands and penis in her vagina!" 2. "6 months is a really long time to be locked up with a bunch of criminals." Oh, criminals. You mean like what he himself is, for committing rape? You sound like his dad. "He's not a criminal, what a little rape between youngsters?" /s. And six months was literally a slap on the wrist. There's a reason why they grabbed the torches and pitchforks for that judge. It's because his reasoning behind the sentence was fucking stupid. --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | Tech Reporter Peter 'DrPizza' Bright Charged with Soliciting Child Sex Online |
| mybbqrules 06/08/19 1:31:15 PM #38 | Antifar posted... The Pizzagate people are handling this with the perspective and rationality you would expect. "ITS ALL CONNECTED, MAN!" --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | Japanese pop star bends over and begs forgiveness after smoking pot. |
| mybbqrules 06/08/19 1:08:57 PM #17 | pinky0926 posted... SSJKirby posted...pinky0926 posted...Remember when the author of rurouni kenshin got busted for possessing child porn and admitted as such, and received a 160k yen fine (1500 freedom bucks) and has resumed all activities and is still being published If anything it just goes to show you how ingrained kid touching is in their culture. Hell, look at the massive amounts of loli porn they openly distribute there. "But it's really a 5000 year old demon in a 10 year old's body, so it's not child porn!" *wink wink nudge nudge* --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | I wish Piper Perri didn't quit porn |
| mybbqrules 06/05/19 6:17:26 AM #57 | TheCEmanCometh posted... I thought TC was supposed to be the expert on Piper Perri and Elsa Jean. Yet he doesn't know she rage quit... Piper Perri: "When are women in porn going to be treated with respect?" Also Piper Perri: *Voluntarily gets filmed being gangbanged, slapped, strangled, gagged by c***, and treated like a j***-rag* Me: *Picard facepalm* --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | Helicopter rescue of injured woman turns her into a tumble dryer. |
| mybbqrules 06/05/19 5:51:06 AM #35 | How was she not lawn sprinkler-ing vomit all over the place by the end of that? And I love the ending. Door rescuer: "Do.....do you think we should keep trying to-" Pilot: "NO." --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | It's amazing how your life can be gone in a second. |
| mybbqrules 06/02/19 1:31:34 PM #5 | yutterh posted... This reminda of that stream where some chicks were doing something similar, though i dont think they survived. I saw this video before. I believe one of the girls did die. --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | What is the creepiest thing a CEman has done? |
| mybbqrules 06/02/19 4:40:08 AM #21 | _Matchabuu_ posted... SmidgeIsntBack posted...I was going to mention what Gilberto did but I second this. --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | Holy fuck, i didn't know dere was a level higher den friendzone |
| mybbqrules 06/01/19 4:23:11 PM #118 | Rebel_Patriot posted... https://i.redd.it/tms9hpd6fkd21.jpg Jesus, I'm no MGTOW, but c'mon buddy. Have some fucking self respect. Edit: My sentiment is directed at the guy in the picture, not the poster I quoted. --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | Holy fuck, i didn't know dere was a level higher den friendzone |
| mybbqrules 05/31/19 1:17:18 PM #109 | Kisai posted... TheGreatGeno326 posted...Holy. Fucking. Shit. LMAO --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | tfw u agree on no anal |
| mybbqrules 05/30/19 3:26:05 PM #37 | littlebro07 posted... I don't understand how the fuck people accidentally do anal I saw a porno blooper where it happened. Yeah, she made like Illidan and WAS NOT PREPARED. --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | Holy fuck, i didn't know dere was a level higher den friendzone |
| mybbqrules 05/30/19 3:06:58 PM #10 | IfGodCouldDie posted... Wow Pretty much this. Man, "cuck" is an overused term nowadays, but BOY is it fitting here. --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | Do Muslim Women get to bang 72 virgin women in heaven too? |
| mybbqrules 05/30/19 3:04:39 PM #4 | Maybe they get 72 virgin dudes? That's not too bad I guess. That's probably worth close to 72 minutes of pleasure if she goes through all of them one after the other. --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | Trump: Could this be Obstruction? Horrendous false acquisition! |
| mybbqrules 05/30/19 3:02:58 PM #38 | Bluebomber182 posted... how the fuck can anyone support this idiot? Because he affirms the hatred and bias they have in their hearts for nonwhites. --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | Unwashed legs hold two campers up at gun point |
| mybbqrules 05/29/19 8:27:05 PM #15 | "But the left are the intolerant ones!" -The right --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | Laptop infected with the most dangerous viruses up for bid at over $1.2 million. |
| mybbqrules 05/26/19 4:45:14 PM #27 | Why is this even for sale? --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | Trump: THE DO NOTHING PARTY! Fake & Corrupt Press! Rex Tillerson is dumb. |
| mybbqrules 05/24/19 12:20:52 PM #31 | ledbowman posted... Trump just now: Im an extremely stable genius." That's how you know you're dealing with an extremely stable genius. Because they announce it like that. It's like those movies where the crazy guy says "I'm not crazy" as the men with butterfly nets close in around him. "No of course you're not crazy. You're totally sane. Bigly sane. Nobody knows more about sanity than you." --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | Supposed details of the FF7 remake were leaked >_> |
| mybbqrules 05/23/19 3:55:12 PM #136 | Kaz13 posted... Holy fuck if that Part 1, Part 2, etc nonsense is true. Gaming exploitation has reached a new level and people will support this shit because of nostalgia. Literally selling half a game for full price. This is why I bowed out of owning a console after the 360. Video game companies aren't trying to make games for loyal customers anymore. They're trying to give as little as they can to fleece you for every dime they can get. Pre-order, day one dlc (I.E, shit that we removed from the completed game to charge you extra money to get back), microtransactions, etc etc etc. And people just continue to let them do it. And they keep pushing the envelope. Have you noticed how many stories lately have gone like this? "Game company announces game, game will have this controversial feature about it. Massive fan backlash against controversial feature, developer rolls back feature, gamers rejoice in their "victory", and buy game." They're constantly trying to roll out controversial features. Because occasionally, one will slip through. Then the bar is moved, and it'll never go back. That thing that was controversial becomes the new normal. That's where we are with microtransactions and DLC now. --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | Trump: THE DO NOTHING PARTY! Fake & Corrupt Press! Rex Tillerson is dumb. |
| mybbqrules 05/23/19 3:27:01 PM #18 | untrustful posted... There really should be a website pointing out all of the hypocrisy in his tweets. --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | Low Tier God just went ballistic over people reuploading his videos. |
| mybbqrules 05/22/19 1:38:21 PM #3 | People still care about this narcissistic manbaby? --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | "Speed Limit 70 MPH" |
| mybbqrules 05/22/19 1:24:10 PM #121 | SrRd_RacinG posted... ModLogic posted...65-70 People like this are the worst. They're the same ones who will sit in the left lane with the needle buried at 65 with 10 cars behind them going "Hurr durr if you wanna move faster just go around!" --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | Alabama makes performing Abortion at ANY STAGE of pregnancy a FELONY! |
| mybbqrules 05/16/19 3:50:25 PM #103 | Antifar posted... https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1128778109560459267 Just when you think you've reached the center of the rotten onion, you peel back another layer. Shame on everyone in support of this travesty. --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | 82-year-old man dies, never having seen a woman. |
| mybbqrules 05/16/19 1:03:13 PM #34 | MGTOW subreddit: "We're about Men Going Their Own Way. It's not about hating women, it's about being men." Also MGTOW subreddit: *has massive neverending hateboner for women in every topic and almost every post on the subreddit* --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | CYOA: Your life is now operating under porno rules |
| mybbqrules 05/16/19 12:55:09 PM #21 | ZeroKelvin posted... B if shes hot, A if not Its porno rules, so shes hot. --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | Woman demanded oral sex at gunpoint, fired shots at man as he fled apartment |
| mybbqrules 05/16/19 12:54:05 PM #28 | jalawa_aloo posted... ITT: racism (saying she looks like a man) is OK just cause she's a would-be rapist How in the flying fuck is saying that a woman looks like a man (true, btw) racism? --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | Alabama makes performing Abortion at ANY STAGE of pregnancy a FELONY! |
| mybbqrules 05/16/19 10:56:48 AM #91 | DoubleDare posted... I think it should be staye by state. Except they're adding things that would allow them to punish people who do that. --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | Missouri passes bill to outlaw abortion at 8 weeks. |
| mybbqrules 05/16/19 10:39:21 AM #53 | UnfairRepresent posted... karlpilkington4 posted...Abortion isn't a defense against anything other than a lack of responsibility 99% of the time. You forgot the last part. "Oh and by the way, we're cutting funding to any and all programs that may help you through this process. On a completely unrelated note, we all got big fat bonuses! PRO-LIFE! YEEEEEAH!" *Zooms away in sports car with money flying everywhere* --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | 11 y/o Ohio Girl who was RAPED by a 26 y/o will be BANNED from an ABORTION!! |
| mybbqrules 05/16/19 10:22:11 AM #92 | MwarriorHiei posted... Iampony1 posted..._Rinku_ posted...iClockwork posted..._Rinku_ posted...Good thing no people are being killed. This. Show of hands, how many people remember their time in the womb? No one? Ok. --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | Pornstar(s) u r in2 atm? |
| mybbqrules 05/15/19 10:57:26 PM #10 | Angela White --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | Mom pretends to be dead after NEET son shot her for 'messing with' his car. |
| mybbqrules 05/15/19 6:03:26 PM #44 | Kitt posted... Holy shit, I remember this show. What was it called again? --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | My bf called me "daddy" during sex. It was kinda hot. |
| mybbqrules 05/15/19 4:58:28 PM #29 | Wow, I've literally never seen an account suicide as it happens before. --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | 11 y/o Ohio Girl who was RAPED by a 26 y/o will be BANNED from an ABORTION!! |
| mybbqrules 05/14/19 9:25:24 PM #17 | DirkDiggles posted... This will be taken to the SCOTUS and will be deemed unconstitutional...again. These hillbilly puritan southern republicans just can't get it through their thick heads. If Trump gets another term and puts another right leaning judge up there, this might just change. --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | Have you played a 10 year old game recently? |
| mybbqrules 05/13/19 11:50:56 PM #21 | Mega Man 3, on a retro pie. --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
| Topic | Controversial LGBTQ Sex Ed classes to be taught to Kindergarteners in California |
| mybbqrules 05/13/19 11:42:54 PM #242 | Sir Will posted... Blade-wolf posted...Kids aren't really racist, they learn it from home. Linguists have found our brains at a young age discriminate more on speech patterns and modes of speech much more than skin colors. And "bad touch" is already being taught by any good parent. And just to clarify, I dont think this is ruining children's childhoods. If it's something simple for kindergartners that doesn't go too in depth, it's fine. Just dont overload their young brains. --- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin |
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