Lurker > Mega Mana

I forgot how bad the Future Arc characters were. Probably because they all did nothing and died, except for three of them. I will say, I'm okay with Boxer by the end and he had my favorite moments in the Future Arc easily. He's still an idiotic dick right now.
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40. Finish a game that took you at least twenty-five hours to beat

Dishonored

- Beat it over the past week. Did my savescumming best to not kill anyone, but managed to have two deaths in the second chapter. Still, low chaos stealth mode was kind of fun. Maybe play around again later going full boom kit just to have the high chaos difficulty.

It was fun. It's crazy how big name the voice cast is when I barely even noticed it.
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Wow, only 13 visible posts on page 9, out of fifty.

Must be quite the conversation happening.
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Did arria's topic purge?? ;.;
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Landry needs to get back into Panther shape.
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Thoughts on the Despair Arc OP?
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Tom Bombadil posted...

TheRock1525 posted...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGpGAKoUUAANPy7?format=jpg

She now looks like Dakota Kai.

I am usually all for short hair on girls but man that ain't doin' it for me

She definitely does look like Dakota Kai now, but I also think Bayley just got hundred times better looking without the side pony and the darker shine. She looks amazing.

And also, the only opinion that matters on Bayley's turn:

https://mobile.twitter.com/ItsIzzyMania/status/1182843306482515968
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43. Beat another user's favorite game

RappinHobo's favorite game, Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward

What It Is: A pretty fun puzzle game that's curious and enjoyable for about 80 to 90% of it, and then mind explosions.

I'm glad I double-checked which game was on the favorites list. Because I'd be so confused playing Zero Time Dilemma. And I'm so glad I played 999 long ago, or else I'd be a vegetable right now.

....

MASSIVE SPOILERS FOR VIRTUE'S LAST REWARD AND BEGINNING OF ZERO TIME DILEMMA (maybe?) HERE

So... without even meaning to, I pulled a Sigma. I played Zero Time Dilemma up to the coin flip end when everyone got out successfully. I posted here and was all, 'Hey, I got a good end! Does that count?' before realizing I was playing the game I couldn't plug into the Favorite category.

Now, having played all through Virtue's through the true end, and upon finding no other flowcharts to go on wondering what the hell the old lady means by going back to find out what was going on in that desert... holy ****, that's Zero Time Dilemma.

And I just realized as I was posting this that the 'Good Ending' I got 'saving' everyone is actually the 'Worst End' that causes Virtue's Last Reward to happen in the first place... and I literally played that ending, jumped to the previous game BUT ALSO THE CANONICAL TIMELINE OF THAT ENDING THAT IS THE ENTIRETY OF VIRTUE'S LAST REWARD AND I'M ABOUT TO GO BACK TO ZERO TIME DILEMMA SOON USING MY KNOWLEDGE OF BOTH THE PAST GAME AND THE FUTURE TIMELINE TO FIGHT THROUGH PUZZLES AND SUCH TO ILLUMINATE! A BRIGHTER FUTURE! FOR HUMANITY!

What the ffffffffffffff-*glitch out*

And so yeah, I was like, this is a cool game, and then there was just one revelation after another piling up where I'm just like, "Would you kindly" is a bundle of TNT for the mind while Virtue's Last Reward is a nuclear bomb.

Excellent, excellent game.
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o_O, I do not remember nominating anything, and surprised that I nominated Dragonborn. Man, has it really been four months since Skyrim?? I feel like all I've been playing are Dragon Warrior games and Spike Chunsoft games for as long as I can remember.

Fair ranking in my estimation.
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70

Also, I have about 20 tabs on my phone, so how are half of them NOT GameFAQs?
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I honestly thought the finish of the match wasn't supposed to be that fast until Cain came out. The way Kofi bounced headfirst taking that F5, I thought for sure he was just absolutely rocked. I still do think that with how much time Brock ate up walking back and forth from the ring to close the show. Any word on if Kofi suffered some kind of concussion or something?
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Not sure what's going on. I've got a pending transaction on it, but nothing going on. Might just be busy overload?
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25. Beat a game with horror as a central theme

Zanki Zero: Last Beginning

What It Is: After you beat Danganronpa games, you get Free Time Mode where you can have all characters hang out and do daily chores and build social ranks. Zanki Zero is Free Time Mode, but with Etrian Odyssey dungeon crawls, convoluted visual novel storytelling, and terrifying parasitic zombies that frighten the hell out of you until you figure out their patterns and just get annoyed when they pop up.

Fun game, played and beat it on hardest difficulty, and kind of want to go back and 100% most of it, but there's no way in hell I'm getting everyone's Shigabane.

...

Also, I was just going to jokingly ask RappinHobo if getting an ending in the first ten minutes counts as beating his favorite game, until I just double-checked and Zero Time Dilemma is not his favorite but Virtue's Last Reward. Damn, no spots for ZTD.
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Have you watched Leverage?
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Spock as a Pokemon trainer
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Kanji
Ike
Wakka
Wheatley
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I nominated Hero last time and it failed and lamented not putting Dead End.

So I remembered that. To my regret.

Next time: Smile Time
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I can definitely say I've watched 23, with 15 or so I might have but don't know.

"Chuckles Bites the Dust" was on my shortlist so I'm glad to see how it does!
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Probably Dicey Dungeons?
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Angel, "Dead End"
Supernatural, "Lazarus Rising"
Cheers, "Thanksgiving Orphans"
Oz, "A Game of Checkers"
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Jakyl25 posted...

LOL Rudy literally saying they meddled in Ukraine because it would be very, very beneficial to my client.

He is THE WORST lawyer

Need link because holy ****
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I just want The Fiend to win so Rollins will have to actually defend his real title: The UpUpDownDown Championship.
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Just had freshly made potato chips with Old Bay seasoning the other day. Those.
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Without spoiling anything, I look forward to your assessment of 2-4 after its conclusion.
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Melonade! Get your melonade here!
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Thery were filled with SLOWPOKETAIL?!
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Tom Bombadil posted...

Why are we supposed to care about the draft if they just do whatever they want anyway?

RAW will be Mondays on USA and Smackdown Live will be Fridays on FOX, so presumably there won't be much cross-pollination.
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*looks at Peyton List first*
*ooh, I could be happy with a win for her*
*probably vote her let's see Caylee again*
*DAT THIRD PIC*
*welp*
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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

I've maintained that even when I did watch, Baron Corbin was so abysmally boring that I actively turned the channel until one of his crappy matches was over. Granted, this was a match they probably practiced and prepared for since the King of the Ring started, and it's Chad Gable, so I'm sure it's good. But I won't believe for a second that after tonight he's going to keep up any sort of quality.

The only other current WWE star that has ever been so boring and bad that I changed the channel was Nia Jax. For some reason they give both of them super pushes though.

Definitely. Baron Corbin is absolutely the ultimate bathroom break. And had it not been Gable (or perhaps Alexander or Miz) fighting Corbin for King, I would've skipped RAW entirely. I wanted Gable to win, but the match was so good I didn't care. And with the draft soon, I'm just happy Gable got a huge rub so close to it without any kind of year long anchor weighing him down.

Less complaining about King Corbin, more complaining about the ****ing Rusev return in another stupid extramarital plot that tried to ruin him with Summer Rae.

Like come onnnnnnnnnn

Yay Harper is back! Oh but he's with Rowan again? Rowan looked GREAT against Roman. Can they be drafted to separate shows again? I want solo pushes!! BOTH THESE MEN
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Listen. Baron Corbin bores me, every feud he is put into kills the other person's momentum for months, and his runs as authority figures are overdone and played out.

But that was the ****ing best Corbin match I've ever seen, and both him and Gable came out looking like stars. I dread whatever story and booking come next for Corbin, but I'll be damned if he didn't earn it last night.

I'm also bitterly happy Gable didn't get the win because he won't be burdened by absolute **** writing the last few kings got. Like, if I trusted WWE to be consistently good, Gable should've won. But hope this gets a Kofi/Ali/Alexander kind of momentum for Gable and he'll have some nice PPV feuds to come. Maybe he'll get drafted to FOX and they'll utilize him well.
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ZeldaTPLink posted...

I had a game over and almost had a second one because I couldn't figure out the weapon used to kill Fuyu's sister. Had to check gameFAQs to figure out. Turns out I was supposed to put "swismsuit" on "gravel". What. The. f***.

Monokuma is saying he's having a feeling of ecstasy for me figuring out the weapon and I'm showing my middle finger to the monitor.

Yeah, this was, IMO, the worst part of the first two Danganronpa games. Absolutely dumb. Like, the use of the weapon in itself was actually pretty good, it's just there were absolutely no hints until that point nor any good way to figure out the combo.

And Pekoyama's death scene was so good that I tried to influence a DnD character towards being her, making a Barbarian who's Ragemode is Peko's Kill Bill end (with a little bit of Gohan going SSJ2 for the first time). It's too bad we've only had four sessions, and the last one was about a year ago.
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I can't think of any bosses off the top of my head, but I can think of levels.

The Chicago level in Perfect Dark with the alarms on any advanced difficulty setting. I dearly wanted to get through the game on the hardest difficulties, but this map took me down in the first minute every time.

The Spider-Man: The Movie video game with higher difficulty settings trying to swing past Green Goblin's pumpkin drones and skylights without setting off any alarms.
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48. Beat a game starting with the first letter of your username

Moonlighter

What It Is: Fairly decent shop/dungeon game. It doesn't have the depth of Recettear, and the dungeons are alright, but once you figure things out, there's not much more to it. You figure out the price of items, you sell them. You figure out how to beat up enemies, you take their goods, you buy weapon upgrades, you just walk through them. The beginning of the game is definitely the most difficult and most fun, but the final upgrades for me for everything came before even getting to the last floor of the fourth dungeon, so there was nothing to build towards except more money. And the story, imo, may no sense and I had no investment in that aspect.
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Jakyl25 posted...

I dont trust that Dems wouldnt do that at all

On 9/11? Hell no they wouldn't. And I don't believe they would in general.
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And of course its done after the two special elections.

When were the elections scheduled for 9/10 anyway? Is that a usual thing?
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Moved Risk of Rain 2 from 47. Unbeatable to 18. Third-Person-Shooter

47. Play a game that's technically unbeatable for at least six hours

Teamfight Tactics

What It Is: Mercenaries

- Moved Risk of Rain 2 because I've unlocked all seven characters and had my character deleted by the game through an event and not through just death. Teamfight Tactics is hella fun, and you can blame Shad if I don't finish the Challenge this year XD XD XD
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+20 Estelle Bright (Trails in the Sky)
+19 Big Boss (Metal Gear)
+18 Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney)
+17 Miles Edgeworth (Ace Attorney)
+16 Dick Gumshoe (Ace Attorney)
+15 Solid Snake (Metal Gear)
+14 Nathan Drake (Uncharted)
+13 Chloe Price (Life is Strange)
+12 Max Caulfield (Life is Strange)
+11 Revolver Ocelot (Metal Gear Solid)
+10 Garrus Vakarian (Mass Effect)
+9 Velvet Crowe (Tales of Berseria)
+8 The Boss (Metal Gear Solid 3)
+7 Tidus (Final Fantasy X)
+6 Yuna (Final Fantasy X)
+5 Zero (Mega Man X)
+4 Gundham Tanaka (Danganronpa 2)
+3 Link (The Legend of Zelda)
+2 Luigi (Super Mario Bros.)
+1 Kirby (Kirby)

And for more discussion, here are my fifty nominations:

Alan Richard (Trails in the Sky)
Albert Wesker (Resident Evil)
Alexandra Drennan (Talos Principle)
Alucard (Castlevania)
Amaterasu (Okami)
Beatrice (Umineko no Naku Koro ni)
Big Boss (Metal Gear)
Chiaki Nanami (Daganronpa 2)
Chihiro Fujisaki (Danganronpa)
Chloe Price (Life Is Strange)
Commander Shepard (Mass Effect)
Darth Revan (Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic)
Dick Gumshoe (Ace Attorney)
Estelle Bright (Trails in the Sky)
Fie Claussell (Trails of Cold Steel)
Garrus Vakarian (Mass Effect)
Gordon Freeman (Half-Life)
Gruntilda (Banjo-Kazooie)
Joshua Bright (Trails in the Sky)
K.K. Slider (Animal Crossing)
Kyoko Kirigiri (Danganronpa)
Link (The Legend of Zelda)
Loewe (Trails in the Sky)
Luigi (Super Mario Bros.)
Matt Engarde (Ace Attorney)
Max Caulfield (Life is Strange)
Mike Haggar (Final Fight)
Miles Edgeworth (Ace Attorney)
Mordin Solus (Mass Effect 2)
Naoto Shirogane (Persona 4)
Nathan Drake (Uncharted)
Olivier Lenheim (Trails in the Sky)
Paarthurnax (The Elder Scrolls)
Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney)
Professor Layton (Professor Layton)
Psycho Mantis (Metal Gear Solid)
Recette Lemongrass (Recettear)
Revolver Ocelot (Metal Gear Solid)
Shulk (Xenoblade Chronicles)
Skull Kid (The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask)
Solid Snake (Metal Gear)
Spy (Team Fortress 2)
The Boss (Metal Gear Solid 3)
The Nameless One (Planescape:Torment)
Tidus (Final Fantasy X)
Velvet Crowe (Tales of Berseria)
Vyse (Skies of Arcadia)
Wakka (Final Fantasy X)
Yuna (Final Fantasy X)
Zero (Mega Man X)
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+20 Estelle Bright (Trails in the Sky)
+19 Big Boss (Metal Gear)
+18
+17
+16 Dick Gumshoe (Ace Attorney)
+15
+14 Nathan Drake (Uncharted)
+13 Chloe Price (Life is Strange)
+12 Max Caulfield (Life is Strange)
+11 Revolver Ocelot (Metal Gear Solid)
+10 Garrus Vakarian (Mass Effect)
+9 Velvet Crowe (Tales of Berseria)
+8 The Boss (Metal Gear Solid 3)
+7 Tidus (Final Fantasy X)
+6 Yuna (Final Fantasy X)
+5 Zero (Mega Man X)
+4 Gundham Tanaka (Danganronpa 2)
+3 Link (The Legend of Zelda)
+2 Luigi (Super Mario Bros.)
+1
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Why does that Mion and Shion scene give you anxiety? I thought it was awfully nice of Ryukishi to drop the "one person pretending to be two" charade right away (only for him to do it oh-so-expertly in Umineko. Damn you, Ryukishi, you mad genius! *shakes fist*)

Because the way Shion acts is so so cruel and feels counter to how she was perceived beforehand. I say perceived because this is a perspective game and what Maebara sees and how he interprets things is not necessarily correct. So, she seems sweet and nervous and likeable despite insisting that Maebara takes her seriously as her own person, and it was fun helping the restaurant, but then after they leave together, she just becomes painfully cruel and arrogant and... let's just say Evatrice.

And it's not so much the two people reveal that gets me anxious because i expect it at some point and Maebara is a jerk for not taking them both seriously about it, but dammmnnn, it's just toxic.
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+20 *
+19 Big Boss (Metal Gear)
+18
+17
+16 Dick Gumshoe (Ace Attorney)
+15
+14 Nathan Drake (Uncharted)
+13 Chloe Price (Life is Strange)
+12 Max Caulfield (Life is Strange)
+11 Revolver Ocelot (Metal Gear Solid)
+10 Garrus Vakarian (Mass Effect)
+9 Velvet Crowe (Tales of Berseria)
+8 The Boss (Metal Gear Solid 3)
+7 *
+6 Yuna (Final Fantasy X)
+5 Zero (Mega Man X)
+4 Gundham Tanaka (Danganronpa 2)
+3 Link (The Legend of Zelda)
+2 Luigi (Super Mario Bros.)
+1 *

6/10 ain't bad! Stars for the ones I gave last minute writeups to.
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kateee posted...

Why couldn't i have just fucking been born a girl

GuessMyUserName posted...

if only humans evolved to only be girls

*nod nods and guzzles more melonade, looking for any change*
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*hops on the wordplay*

no one was seen in the bathroom

Perhaps that includes ERIKA HERSELF! SHE DOES NOT EXIST (or is a vampire)!

Or it's a bathroom without a mirror.

Also, an update on Mana Plays Higurashi. Still cannot get myself past Maebara seeing Shion and Mion in the same place for the first time, and how mockingly cruel it is. I can enjoy the restaurant hijinks just fine over and over again, but the anxiety causes me to bail out every single time. Think it's been two years now?
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Ooooooooooooooh
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LordoftheMorons posted...

Do not congratulate: https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1168391562184859648?s=21

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1168392373606465537?s=20

He even physically backs away from the question.
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I never even watched the show but I think of Zoey 101 every time
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Mewtwo59 posted...

Wikipedia says Cassandra Lee Morris (Hina's VA) based on a tweet she liked. I don't know if that's confirmation, but she didn't bother to correct it if she didn't voice Angie.

Name just popped put at me since I just beat ToCS2 yesterday.

Hina and Fie are the same VA??!
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ZeldaTPLink posted...

I guess they tried to make him funny, that's the point.

But yeah he lands the jokes maybe 10% of the time.

Like his predictions!
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Thank you, Popo!
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Blade: Trinity
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Going over the list a bit

Max Caulfield is a goddess. 77/7

The biggest jumps in the bottom 75 between placements were six points. (*finds a 7 point and cries*)

96. Luca Blight to 95. Zero (36 to 42)
91. Alucard to 90. Wheatley (47 to 53)
43t. Sephiroth & Yuri Lowell to 42. Mega Man (93 to 99)

And a seven-point... 31. Vivi to 30. Makoto (111 to 118)

The point being! We're really separating from the pack with the top 24! Mario jumps up TWELVE points from Joker! This is where it gets super cereal.
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