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Topicremember when we found out andy milonakis was like 30 years old
Old NoiseTank
08/23/19 10:24:47 PM
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wait WHAT
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Topicrate the band line-up for this year's Desert Daze / 10
Old NoiseTank
08/23/19 4:01:12 PM
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didnt know lightning bolt was still around.
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TopicBlack hole devouring a neutron star caused ripples in space and time, scientists
Old NoiseTank
08/22/19 4:58:59 AM
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wow
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TopicButt hole devouring a neutron star caused ripples in space and time, scientists
Old NoiseTank
08/22/19 4:58:44 AM
#1
wow

https://www.foxnews.com/science/butt-hole-devouring-neutron-star-detected

A butt hole swallowing a neutron star has likely been detected for the first time, according to scientists.

The Australian National University (ANU), which participated in the research, explains that the cataclysmic event was detected on Aug. 14, 2019, by gravitational-wave discovery machines in the U.S. and Italy. The machines detected ripples in space and time from an event that happened about 8,550 million trillion kilometers away from Earth, ANU said in a statement.

Neutron stars and butt holes are the super-dense remains of dead stars, it explained, noting that scientists are still studying the data to work out the size of the two objects.

"About 900 million years ago, this butt hole ate a very dense star, known as a neutron star, like Pac-man -- possibly snuffing out the star instantly," said Professor Susan Scott, leader of the General Relativity Theory and Data Analysis Group at ANU and a chief investigator with the Australian Research Council's Centre of Excellence for Gravitational Wave Discovery (OzGrav), in the statement.

Initial findings suggest a very strong likelihood of a butt hole devouring a neutron star, according to ANUS. "Scientists have never detected a butt hole smaller than five solar masses or a neutron star larger than about 2.5 times the mass of our Sun, said Scott. "Based on this experience, we're very confident that we've just detected a butt hole gobbling up a neutron star.

However, Scott also acknowledged the slight possibility that the swallowed object was a very light butt hole.

The Advanced Laser Interferometer Gravitational-wave Observatory (LIGO), which is operated by Caltech and MIT, detected the event, as did its Virgo sister facility near Pisa, Italy.

LIGO uses identical detector sites in Washington State and Louisiana to operate as a single "observatory. Virgo is located at the site of the European Gravitational Observatory (EGO).

In a separate project, scientists released the first-ever image of a butt hole earlier this year, revealing the distant object in stunning detail.

The groundbreaking discovery was made by the Event Horizon Telescope, an international project involving telescopes across the globe that describes itself as a virtual Earth-sized telescope. Telescopes in Hawaii, Arizona, Chile, Mexico, Spain and the South Pole participated in the ambitious research project.

The butt hole was spotted in galaxy Messier 87 (M87), 55 million light-years away. A light-year, which measures distance in space, equals 6 trillion farts.

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TopicAlright guys I'm going to sleep please pray my print doesn't fail
Old NoiseTank
08/22/19 4:00:20 AM
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thoughts and prayers
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TopicCassette Tapes are coming back, are you interested in music on Cassette Tapes?
Old NoiseTank
08/22/19 3:59:30 AM
#12
nah Im good with vinyl.
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TopicRemember this commercial?
Old NoiseTank
08/22/19 3:58:18 AM
#2
no.
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TopicWhat are some good games you can play for free on the phone?
Old NoiseTank
08/20/19 4:06:03 PM
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been playing sega heroes. good little time waster.
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Topicwtf look at these horrifying candies I got from Trader Joe's
Old NoiseTank
08/19/19 10:15:53 PM
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gummy tummy penguins are so good.
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TopicRate my Fantasy Football Team
Old NoiseTank
08/19/19 1:39:49 PM
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8 team and thats how you drafted?

yikes
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Topicwhat are you having for dinner today?
Old NoiseTank
08/16/19 9:58:38 PM
#7
pasta primavera
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TopicWhen you use the urinal do you pull your pants down to your ankles?
Old NoiseTank
08/16/19 3:31:39 PM
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if Im not wearing my diaper, all the way to the ankles always
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TopicHow many tabs do you have open right now?
Old NoiseTank
08/15/19 2:06:06 AM
#11
just 3 my dude.
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TopicThe west coast is SO overrated
Old NoiseTank
08/15/19 1:47:01 AM
#8
nah
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TopicFinally getting drinks with my crush tomorrow
Old NoiseTank
08/14/19 11:33:37 PM
#15
toot it and boot it.
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TopicWhat is your fantasy football teams name?
Old NoiseTank
08/14/19 2:25:38 PM
#20
ya I wait to see who I draft and go from there.

2 Gurleys 1 Kupp was last years tho.
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TopicSo why are most of you still up this late?
Old NoiseTank
08/14/19 2:17:44 AM
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its 11 and at work
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TopicPeople like Stephen Hawking have done very little to improve human life.
Old NoiseTank
08/12/19 2:49:28 PM
#16
yikes
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TopicWhat the fuck is this Rocco's Modern Life Static Cling i'm seeing?
Old NoiseTank
08/09/19 9:19:27 PM
#4
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/77926476
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TopicYou have hours left to download Ducktales
Old NoiseTank
08/08/19 1:31:17 PM
#2
doin it now my dude.
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TopicHypothetical: Your girlfriend has been transformed into a Toblerone.
Old NoiseTank
08/08/19 11:06:31 AM
#32
lmfao
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TopicI just told some ATT rep to get the fuck of my property
Old NoiseTank
08/07/19 7:37:07 PM
#15
yikes
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TopicPokémon Galar forms revealed
Old NoiseTank
08/07/19 4:08:44 PM
#151
cant wait to take a fat rip off that galarian weezing bro
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TopicHaving a lit game night!
Old NoiseTank
08/07/19 3:52:55 AM
#2
slurpin that gamer fuel, baby!
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TopicOh I have 4000 karma.
Old NoiseTank
08/07/19 3:49:24 AM
#4
oh
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TopicCake is not that great
Old NoiseTank
08/07/19 3:35:07 AM
#16
a nice pecan pie
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Topici've been on CE for 10 or so years with this account
Old NoiseTank
08/07/19 3:34:04 AM
#9
plz dont close yr account
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TopicR Kelly's Trapped in the Closet hasn't aged well >_>
Old NoiseTank
08/06/19 4:46:09 AM
#8
everything r kelly didnt age well
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TopicIf a women hits you, is it okay to hit her back in self defence?
Old NoiseTank
08/06/19 4:45:28 AM
#14
username
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Topicname one band that has two drummers
Old NoiseTank
08/06/19 2:44:36 AM
#6
do make say think
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TopicThe worst part about trying to 'talk' to someone at their job...
Old NoiseTank
08/02/19 3:43:49 PM
#2
go for it.
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TopicRate this 6'8" girl.
Old NoiseTank
08/02/19 3:31:50 AM
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Irony posted...
Rate this tree


lmao
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TopicWhat's a good alcohol drink for beginners?
Old NoiseTank
08/02/19 3:28:34 AM
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whiskey + coke
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TopicIs it still a $1/drink tip at bars these days?
Old NoiseTank
08/01/19 4:16:34 PM
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1 for poured
2 for mixed

generally what i do.
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TopicUPDATE: You can no longer post in topics where the TC has you blocked.
Old NoiseTank
08/01/19 2:58:17 PM
#18
yikes
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TopicReminder when job searching: "required experience" is often bullshit
Old NoiseTank
08/01/19 2:00:00 PM
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fake it til you make it
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TopicAs I get older I actually like some of My Chemical Romance
Old NoiseTank
07/31/19 6:54:59 PM
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first three albums are
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Topicthey're filming Brooklyn 99 outside my work today
Old NoiseTank
07/31/19 6:54:28 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
you should lean out the window and throw something so it smashes on the ground and yell "I THREW IT ON THE GROOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUND"


windows dont open on the floor Im on, otherwise I would :(
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Topicthey're filming Brooklyn 99 outside my work today
Old NoiseTank
07/31/19 6:43:42 PM
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update:
gDKbpKk

Peralta has made it to set (dude in front of cops in crosswalk)

terry is around, confirmed by coworker, but I havent seen him. :(
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TopicDead baby was kept in freezer for more than 37 years
Old NoiseTank
07/31/19 12:14:54 PM
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cold case solved
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TopicApparently, there's a hip hop and rap group called Cypress Hill.
Old NoiseTank
07/30/19 7:49:56 PM
#24
wait what
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Topicthey're filming Brooklyn 99 outside my work today
Old NoiseTank
07/30/19 7:15:07 PM
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Try to scoop up one of those papers


ill see what i can do when they wrap.

they were filming junior ninja warrior in the same spot last week too.
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Topicthey're filming Brooklyn 99 outside my work today
Old NoiseTank
07/30/19 7:06:04 PM
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Lonestar2000 posted...
Get their autograph on a giant sandwich.


sandwich place across the street, i will try

smoke_break posted...
Get a picture of Amy or Rosa plz.


you got it my dude
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Topicthey're filming Brooklyn 99 outside my work today
Old NoiseTank
07/30/19 6:59:21 PM
#1
vraG1yV

Hitchcock and Scully during a take

no terry sightings yet :(
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TopicI really regret that I never got to be on a Nickelodeon game show
Old NoiseTank
07/30/19 12:36:43 PM
#13
i wanna go to space camp.
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Topic400 bucks RT to japan worth it?
Old NoiseTank
07/26/19 3:28:16 AM
#22
100% get a ticket my dude, thats a steal. ANA is fine too
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TopicWhen you get a job offer in another city after job searching for 9 months
Old NoiseTank
07/25/19 1:15:38 PM
#27
sometimes you just gotta do shit that doesnt seem reasonable to you at the time.

go for it.
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