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TopicI've been to Chick-fil-A once in my life because the one time I went was so
eggcorn
07/12/19 3:17:22 AM
#21
Hairistotle posted...
No one irl acts the way about chick fil a that the people here do. It's so fucking bizarre

That's why it's got a line like in-n-out huh
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TopicHow are people like "Coach Red Pill" not banned off youtube?
eggcorn
07/12/19 2:52:00 AM
#7
Doe posted...
He has a video called "Understanding Women is Not Misogyny" where he goes on about how mad I guess he is that people say he hates women but really it's because he "understands women, and that they are ruled by emotions." And he goes on continuously with all this sexist and objectifying talk. He has tens of thousands of views and mostly likes so he is definitely influencing people with basically incel rhetoric.

You think thats ban worthy?
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TopicShe sits next to you and says "hi"
eggcorn
07/11/19 9:55:56 PM
#11
Cornmuffins posted...
I compliment her man jaw

If that's a man jaw you must have a very feminine jaw lmao
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TopicYouTube software engineer goes on LSD-fueled rampage
eggcorn
07/11/19 9:54:58 PM
#29
Smashingpmkns posted...
Sounds more like PCP. Acid is chill.

Acid is very dependent on your emotional and mental state as well as your environment.
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TopicHoly shit my girlfriend told me she's getting a waxing tomorrow
eggcorn
07/11/19 7:15:23 PM
#5
That's code for "there's a hot new guy at work."
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TopicGetting by with groceries on $50 per month.
eggcorn
07/11/19 7:13:55 PM
#14
nativengine posted...
Turkey = nothing because I use basic arrows.

Venison = adout $8 for six months using a 30-6

Variety of fish = about $10 a year depending on lures I lose to rockbeds and such.

Grow my own broccoli, carrots, potatoes, corn.

Spend about $800 on moose, elk and buffalo meat processing every few years.

$200 a year on chicken feed

Live self sufficient

That's awesome.
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Topicdogs are just happy to be next to you
eggcorn
07/11/19 7:01:56 PM
#18
If you're alive and feeding them, otherwise...

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/07/10/missing-johnson-county-texas-man-freddie-mack-eaten-own-dogs/1699044001/
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TopicYouTube software engineer goes on LSD-fueled rampage
eggcorn
07/11/19 6:57:48 PM
#1
Friends told investigators, Koffi tried to leave the house around 8 pm, punched a woman at the house, stabbed a man with a pencil and choked another man.

He got out of the house, into his rental car and backed into a parked car before crashing into the garage of their rented house.

Koffi then ran down the street until a security guard stopped him.

Investigators say he picked up a landscaping stake and stabbed the security guard with it, before knocking him to the ground.

Koffi then got into the security guard's truck and sped toward a man and a woman who were walking by, hitting them both.

Then, police say Koffi drove off the road and toward another couple who were standing on a bluff, hitting that woman.

Investigators say Koffi kept driving, into a wall and through yards.

A CHP officer and Sonoma County Sheriff's Deputy got there about the same time and say Koffi tried to run down both officers.

The deputy fired several shots when Koffi wouldn't stop.

Investigators say at least three bullets hit him through the windshield of the security guard's truck.

https://abc7news.com/sf-man-on-acid-trip-goes-on-rampage-shot-by-bodega-bay-deputies/5380969/
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Topic"I can't even" What the hell is to even in the first place?
eggcorn
07/11/19 6:51:07 PM
#9
tch as if
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TopicIs it normal to need photo id to trade in games?
eggcorn
07/11/19 6:50:14 PM
#20
sktgamer_13dude posted...
HypnoCoosh posted...
You need an ID to sell games but not to vote. Let that sink in.

Not surprised you champion Jim Crow-era ideas.

But to TCs question, pretty sure its an age thing, along with what some others said.

Needing an ID to vote is jim crow?
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TopicIf you save $10 a day. In 40 years you'll be a millionaire
eggcorn
07/11/19 6:48:34 PM
#3
Yeah no.
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TopicParents' victim statement edited to spare feelings of driver who killed child
eggcorn
07/10/19 7:22:08 PM
#8
Are you fucking kidding me?
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TopicIt sucks that a girl can be rejected by a tall guy due to her height
eggcorn
07/10/19 7:19:19 PM
#9
It sucks that a noiset mpiomnt j.;iow'
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TopicMmm cheese danish.
eggcorn
07/10/19 7:18:12 PM
#2
yum
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TopicTime to have an anxiety attack
eggcorn
07/10/19 6:13:15 PM
#36
boogie jr.
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TopicCutest baby animal that isn't a kitten or puppy?
eggcorn
07/10/19 6:10:04 PM
#5
sloth
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TopicITT: Beta names.
eggcorn
07/10/19 5:55:56 PM
#14
EffectAndCause posted...
Touch posted...
Jayden

eggcorn posted...
braden


Hayden

kayden
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TopicITT: Beta names.
eggcorn
07/10/19 4:18:45 PM
#3
braden
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TopicJoe Rogan reacts to the Disneyland Fight Video: Everyone had bad technique.
eggcorn
07/10/19 3:58:37 PM
#6
whoa
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TopicMarie Calender's frozen pot pies
eggcorn
07/10/19 3:10:29 AM
#5
Pretty good for frozen food.
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TopicDid you read about that toddler that fell from that cruise ship?
eggcorn
07/09/19 8:44:08 PM
#8
MarbyIsBack posted...
I don't know why I was expecting a pun coming into this topic.

Now I'm just sad.

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TopicFLASH MOBS robbing stores....the new summer trend.
eggcorn
07/09/19 8:39:47 PM
#6
Jesus what a fucking joke.
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TopicSnapchat just deleted like 100+ porn star accounts.
eggcorn
07/09/19 8:34:30 PM
#21
UnholyMudcrab posted...
It honestly astounds me that people interact with porn stars on social media.

interact in this case means pay
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Topicburger king got rid of the sourdough king wow
eggcorn
07/08/19 3:46:57 PM
#5
Evening_Dragon posted...
Of course you like Burger King. Of course.

What does this even mean.
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Topicpeople who beg for money outside of banks are geniuses
eggcorn
07/08/19 1:26:01 PM
#4
yeah. geniuses.
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TopicIf the primary was Hillary vs. Biden, who would you vote for?
eggcorn
07/06/19 7:52:20 PM
#10
third party
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TopicWalton Goggins
eggcorn
07/06/19 7:41:38 PM
#5
boxington posted...
Boyd Crowder from Justified

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Topicif all 50 US states were to go to war like Total War style, which would come out
eggcorn
07/06/19 4:24:28 AM
#20
California probably.
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TopicDon't stop to help cars parked under overpasses! This is a trap!
eggcorn
07/05/19 7:35:00 PM
#5
don't flash ur lights if someone is driving with their lights off its a trick and you'll get shot.
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TopicDumbfuck licks ice cream while in store, people rightfully so go apeshit
eggcorn
07/05/19 7:33:54 PM
#62
TheVipaGTS posted...
Apparently shes been identified and is facing a felony charge and 2-20 years for tampering with food. Dont know if thats been confirmed but I just saw it.

source
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TopicSo remember the story of Florida urging residents to kill Iguanas...
eggcorn
07/05/19 2:49:59 AM
#4
TheVipaGTS posted...
A Florida homeowner is horrified when an iguana hunter shoots a pool maintenance worker instead of a giant lizard with a pellet gun.

Sounds pretty melodramatic. It was a pellet gun.
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TopicAre you an alternate account?
eggcorn
07/05/19 2:46:38 AM
#6
we are all ROD
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TopicWas the Betsy Ross flag racist to you before this week?
eggcorn
07/04/19 11:53:33 PM
#9
The far left are afraid of the flag because it's been proven to make people more republican just by seeing it.
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TopicSamuel L Jackson in the movie Grease
eggcorn
07/04/19 9:40:13 PM
#12
tell me more
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TopicSamuel L Jackson in the movie Grease
eggcorn
07/04/19 1:37:52 PM
#8
bump
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Topicdoes anyone else on CE share the same birthday as you?
eggcorn
07/04/19 3:54:26 AM
#2
30 nov here
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TopicSamuel L Jackson in the movie Grease
eggcorn
07/04/19 3:45:38 AM
#3
does he look like a
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TopicSamuel L Jackson in the movie Grease
eggcorn
07/03/19 8:17:06 PM
#1

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Topicmost people are ignorant of what white beards pirate flag actually looks OP
eggcorn
07/03/19 8:07:03 PM
#15
ModLogic posted...
uh you shouldn't post that. people will tag and report for supporting nazis.

How? The swastika faces the other direction.
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TopicIs it called an air con because every time you turn it on, you get conned out of
eggcorn
07/03/19 7:46:40 PM
#21
Puglia77 posted...
jjp05c posted...
Rusty_Shacklefo posted...
Nobody calls it an air con

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TopicIs there any reason to celebrate the 4th of July right now?
eggcorn
07/03/19 7:45:32 PM
#36
MabusIncarnate posted...
Beer and fireworks. I can get drunk on my porch, throw explosives into the yard and no one calls the police on me.

Questionmarktarius posted...
What could possibly be more 'murrican! than getting drunk and playing with gunpowder?

You guys are making me feel very patriotic all of the sudden.
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TopicShrimp
eggcorn
07/03/19 7:38:59 PM
#9
coconut shrimp
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TopicBoogie2988 under fire for racist comments on Twitch
eggcorn
07/03/19 7:30:55 PM
#25
That dude is so disgusting I can't understand how people watch him unless it's morbid fascination.
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TopicDumbfuck licks ice cream while in store, people rightfully so go apeshit
eggcorn
07/03/19 4:38:50 PM
#56
Godnorgosh posted...
There's already at least one copycat, lol


what the fuck is wrong with people
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TopicI'm a big fan of this pic I found.
eggcorn
07/03/19 12:14:08 PM
#14
I see the left still can't meme
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TopicJohn Oliver on Amazon warehouses.
eggcorn
07/03/19 11:39:16 AM
#49
two bearspray attacks by robots
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TopicJim Beam warehouses filled with 45K barrels of bourbon catch fire in Kentucky
eggcorn
07/03/19 11:16:05 AM
#7
@Johnny_Nutcase
@MabusIncarnate
@a-c-a-b

A real and true travesty has occurred.
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TopicAlex Morgan celebrate goal against England pretending to sip tea causing outrage
eggcorn
07/03/19 11:12:03 AM
#59
In my neighborhood that looks like a celebratory spliff.
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