Lurker > Boo_Guy

There's plenty of those around lol I wouldn't worry about one

FuneralFroth posted...

Boo_Guy posted...

FuneralFroth posted...

Was messaging this older lady on tinder and she said shed be down to give head on her break amd i said hell yeah. She said it was the twin liquors on between anderson ln and 620.

I drove to the twin liquors on anderson MILL and 620.
She said she was walking around the parking lot lile an idiot looking for me and we kinda argued and i asked if she has time to wait for me to go to her store and she said not no more fool and unmatched me.

FUCK

You live in Austin too, bro?

Yup yup

Well there's plenty of women around Austin than some 41 year old skank -_-

FuneralFroth posted...

Was messaging this older lady on tinder and she said shed be down to give head on her break amd i said hell yeah. She said it was the twin liquors on between anderson ln and 620.

I drove to the twin liquors on anderson MILL and 620.
She said she was walking around the parking lot lile an idiot looking for me and we kinda argued and i asked if she has time to wait for me to go to her store and she said not no more fool and unmatched me.

FUCK

You live in Austin too, bro?

Guide posted...

Yeah, she needs that reinforced belt buckle.

Wow, you're cool

This is my main, just because I haven't religiously used this website for 10 years straight doesn't change that

Stop being a moron.

littlebro07 posted...

Is it? I see plenty of black men with beards around here. The head of my company's accounting department is a bearded black guy.

Beards for black men have become more socially acceptable, but you better bet they don't have long hair on their head.

Squall28 posted...

I've read that it's because black men are seen as more masculine. When they do it, it's considered too much man for some people.

That could be true.

RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...

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While the transition from looking clean cut and shaven for white men has become socially acceptable, the same has not occurred for black men. The "ideal" standard look for a black man is a really clean looking haircut and as minimal facial hair as possible, whereas white men are growing out their facial hair and head hair at a more common rate. In the black man's case, he's called "homeless"... not so for the white man, who would more likely be called lumberjack, rugged, or mountain man.

Why is this?

He became president of the United States.

When I die fuck it I wanna go to hell
Cause I'm a piece of shit it ain't hard to tell

gloBal enemy posted...

it's to ensure society has a minimum standard of education.

... and not all jobs/careers require a college education, nor does every person necessarily do well in a college education environment.

"Minimum standard education" ends in late elementary of middle school.

School should be free and optional after that. No reason not to be, but greed and class system and all that.

Aside from, of course, greed and elitism.

This is the most fun I've had with Metroid. I've played and beaten all the 2D Metroids, but by the time Metroid Prime came around, I couldn't finish and lost interest.

I appreciate it more now that I'm older. The music is fucking phenomenal.

Rules!

Remember that meme?

DuranOfForcena posted...

how does a wild animal survive in the wild

Wildly, of course

Future_Ruins posted...

Only a virgin would say that.

Forever alone > Forever cheated on

Truth

Like better things.

I must know why

I have a picture of me with the Twin Towers in the background, circa like 1999. It's spooky.

Idk, I found it a plausible inquiry. I've never even seen a woman, to be honest. I've just heard rumors.

HANGtheDJ_86 posted...

Where do you guys even meet these so called "women"?

Majority of people date within social circles. Dating apps would be secondary, but girls are less likely to get with an inferior looking man on those.

RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...

Not really, most women refuse to even acknowledge a man who they see as beneath them in looks, status, or wealth.

Even land whales say they have standards as laughable as that is.

DarthAragorn posted...

But women don't date ugly guys

You guys clearly don't go out much. There's all kinds of women with ugly guys.

Women date down in looks far more than men do. Of course, doesn't mean they're not using them for shallow purposes, or they're not cucking them.

A 6/10 girl goes up to 7/10 when she's with an ugly guy. "WHAT, why is that attractive girl with HIM?!?"

#Troofacts

Billz

Laserion posted...

We also design roller coasters to mimic free fall and being centrifugally hurled around. If you took your cat or dog on that ride, the poor beast would be traumatized.

It kind of makes sense though, right? We evolved in a harsh African wilderness where we had to avoid extremely dangerous animals. Maybe coasters and pain-driven things is how our biology makes us FEEL ALIVE AGAIN!!!!

Or maybe we're just weird, insane creatures.

Laserion posted...

Cow eats trippy plant and has hallucinatory experience.
Cow: WTF was that? Better avoid that crap!
Human eats trippy plant and has hallucinatory experience.
Human: Wow, that was cool! Let's do it again!

Cows:
Humans on trippy plant: WHOOOAAA SPIRITS AND DEMONS AND WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN, MAAAAAN?

Humans are the only non-bird (which don't have the proper receptors) animals that willingly eat hot peppers and foods that contain capsaicin.

We like pain. Other animals don't like pain.

OwlRammer posted...

virgin vs chad who wins

The virgin chad does.

Virgin. Chad.

nt

The music in all future Yoshi games is shit by comparison (besides Yo Yo Yoshi of course).





Like heroin to my ears

https://mobile.twitter.com/MatPiscatella/status/1162129492262805504

Or rather, it's second best selling behind Awakening, a feat it achieved in only one week and through physical sales reports only. It will easily surpass Awakening. It's already the best selling Fire Emblem in Europe.

So yeah. Best Fire Emblem game, highly recommend.

Shablagoo posted...

Funnily enough, one of the top comments on that YT video is

saw this scene as a child been looking for it ever since

lol

Lol, that's great. Good to know I'm not the only person out there who had that scene embedded in them from childhood. >_> The wonders of the Internet.

Holy shit, thanks bro! This place can be clutch sometimes.

Some random movie on a movie channel was on back in like 2000-ish. It was kind of scifi from what I recall.

My memory is obviously very hazy, but I remember some human characters being in a foreign planet or forest place, and observing other lifeforms. They were observing these chimp-like creatures. One of the chimp creatures was wounded and lagging behind the group, so the other chimp creatures jumped him and ate him alive.

>_> This is a shot in the dark, but for some reason this memory of that scene has crept back into my consciousness.

electricbugs2 posted...

One of the few mainstream pop artists I like.

Then again her fans are right in my wheel house for dating so its probably a good save on my end.

You're into 16 and 17 year old girls?

A bit sketchy there, but okay. You do you, pal.

She could sit on my face

Let's face it, we're running out of viable music ideas. Anything good has already beem done.

No talent clowns can become sensations, as long as they're marketed properly.

So do you get off on this sick shit, or

Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...

Arent the guys who made it doing Metroid Prime 4?

Yeah, but there are other western developers that could make a new DK game. Or Nintendo of Japan themselves. It's not limited to Retro.

I think so, and I think it's in development and will release next year.

I have my reasons to believe this... primarily that Nintendo has been marketing Donkey Kong as its own brand identity, and separated from Mario.

The new Donkey Kong Country section in Universal Studios. It's literally the only Nintendo franchise to have this.

Tropical Freeze Switch sold really well, even though it was a port.

Also, K. Rool's return in Smash was heavily praised, and they reused that trailer for Banjo-Kazooie's reveal.

>_>

I guess anyone who hasn't posted on gamefaqs.

Thanks, gamefaqs. I appreciate you corrupting my mind

Asshurt I called out his girl sport so he did analysis on my account. Lmao