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Silksong and it ain't even close.

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Most of 'em. I'm not a fan of the wolves/dogs/pigs on the back of her thighs, though.

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Yeah. Sometimes the wife and I would leave it on in the background and try to figure stuff out while cooking or something.

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I have no need to watch the Doc. I live in Montreal and got all of this shitbag's heinous crimes plastered on every news source for the better part of a year.

Fuck him.

Also. Sure, he killed cats, but he also killed Jun Lin and then did terrible things to that poor dudes body.

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No_U_L7 posted...

I literally saved the world today. If I dont deserve a porn break, no one does

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Wait, you're serious?

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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Well, you keep posting creepy fucking topics about their daughter on CE, so do you blame them?


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Hang out with my wife

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Hopefully this is embedded.

Happy Holidays you filthy animals.

http://imgur.com/gallery/xIcC4vO

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DeadBankerDream posted...

Dont forget to be awesome.

Never.

Don't forget to give the grim reaper a melvin.

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Let us be correct to everyone!

I love you all.

And scotch. Mostly I love scotch.

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Be Excellent To Each Other!

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It was a decent year.
My three biggest highlights are:
Road Tripped Ecuador,
Finished eriting/editing my first novel, and
Played the final show with my band of 13 years.

The last one was kinda bitter sweet, but whatevs.

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So, which games are coming out? Anyone have a comprehensive list?

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Don't you hate French people? Cause I coulda sworn you made a racist ass topic about how Quebec would be awesome if you didn't have to deal with French people...

(If that wasn't you, I apologize).

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I have no idea how many levels there actually are. I think I've completed 221 so far, and I know there's one I haven't beaten, but there could be more hidden... I just don't know.

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OctilIery posted...

Carrie isn't typically portrayed as a villain

She is at the end of the book. She just goes around hosing the entire town because, fuck it.

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I don't care who they put in the role. I'm not watching it because it's another fucking remake!
Seriously. He has so many more books to work from, why the fuck are they fucking remaking this fucking thing again?

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Are you a toilet, baby? Cause I'd like to drop a solid in you!

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The Trent posted...

I hope not. I hate santa baby. Songs about banging santa are not for me. But a punk cover would be great.

They just played santa baby, but a slower, jazzier version of it.

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The Trent posted...

That sounds dope as hell
Do they do a cover of santa baby

I dunno. Not that I can remember from previous years, but I'm normally shithouse hammered at these shows, so technically, anything is possible.

Will they be playing Santa Baby at your dance?

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I'm going to a benefit show that is put on every year.

A band called "The Holiday Hooligans" play punk rock versions of christmas songs. It's a pretty good time.

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Dubai was liiiiiiiIIIIiiiiiiit!

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Vyrulisse posted...

It's pretty bad fella but I liked it

I liked Mystic Quest cause it was my first FF, and it's also "baby's first FF."

On topic:
X-Squad
The Thing
Soldiers(?): it's super hard and you play as a group of soldiers in WW2, but each has their own specialty. On PC.

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shockthemonkey posted...

Dude its fucking ridiculous how often I forget what wicked actually means

Yeah, when I read that topic title I thought he originally meant cool.

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Money. The earth will survive until the heat death of the universe or our sun explodes.

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Conflict posted...

InfinityMonster posted...

Flockaveli posted...

Nothing wrong with that.

This. A relationship would likely not work, but just fucking is whatever. The only people I ever see complaining about this are dudes that never really get any and women who did the same shit when they were young, but now find it creepy.

Youngest I've gone is 27 at 20, but as long as they're legal, again, it's whatever.

I mean it's hella weird to say "finally sleeping with an 18 year old" as if you unlocked an achievement

Yeah, does no one else see that as problematic? Like, did homeslice try to, and start sleeping with her when she was 17 and now he's "finally sleeping with an 18 year old?" Or, was this like a bucket list thing?
Either way it comes off as extremely fucking creepy.
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33. So I'm officially one year younger!
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So, clearly no one here understands that "the duffle bag" is a military satire site. Like the onion, but for the high and tight crowd.
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@Crono99 posted...

I'm from Montreal. Send me a sample of the poutine for... uhm... authenticity testing. A full plate should be enough of a sample.

Oh and a diet coke too plz. For better test results.

I too live in Montreal, and there's a good spot that does it proper in laval. Can't remember the name of the place though.
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Disney + and bust
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SwayM posted...

Eat More Beef posted...

Do you live on the East Coast of Canada?

Nope.

WEST SIDE

Ahhh. Well, glad to see my favourite food (donairs) are finally making their way across the country
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SwayM posted...

Eat More Beef posted...

Where did you get this at?

Was it a Maritimes/Lebanese donair?

Was the sauce made from sugar, condensed milk and garlic?

A pizza place with the same name as the city I live in lol

I believe they're Lebanese owned though

I'm assuming the sauce is legit idk man, want me to send it to the lab?

averagejoel posted...

are you my neighbour?

Mr. Rogers taught me we're everyone's neighbours

Do you live on the East Coast of Canada?
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Where did you get this at?

Was it a Maritimes/Lebanese donair?

Was the sauce made from sugar, condensed milk and garlic?
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If her personality is rocking, then no problem.

If her personality sucks, then I lost anyway, so might as well go out checking her out.
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@glitteringfairy posted...

Eat More Beef posted...

Got a source that isn't run by Trump's reelection campaign?

Feel free to fact check. It's all there.

I get it, and I do my own homework, but you can't link to a site that has a "Trump. 2020" reelection image at the top left. It's clearly biased.

If you can provide one that is non-partisan than I will consider your argument.
But that's like me telling to the opposition is better by linking to their website. You ain't gonna believe whatever it says either.
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Fair every time I've been modded.
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Got a source that isn't run by Trump's reelection campaign?
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Get tanked all three dates and have drunken break-up sex (as long as she consents).
You might as well get as much while you still can.
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Fuck... uhhhh, I'd probably end up dying of old age without meeting another living human.
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I always want more beef. Sadly I don't have any problems with any user currently.
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Orlando_Jordan posted...

Eat More Beef posted...

TC, you seem to have a lot of hate towards women. Might I suggest going to a professional to help you work through these issues?

Answer the question, please. Who holds them accountable? Does anyone?

Well, lets see. Other humans within a close circle hold each other accountable. You lumping all women together into one group means you haven't matured enough to realize that everyone is different, and it's up to those closest to them/us to ensure we don't do anything heinous.

But, you don't care, because judging by the topics you've posted, you view women as objects. I'd say do me a favour and go pound sand, but in reality, it's nice guys like you that make it easy for folks like me to actually be a nice guy.
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Crono99 posted...

I got a call from Albania telling me that there was a warrant out for my arrest because I owed money at the "federal claims court."

lulz

Dude. I get that call atleast once a week. Two years ago I was worried so I called them back. They explained some bullshit and I was never worried again.
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TC, you seem to have a lot of hate towards women. Might I suggest going to a professional to help you work through these issues?
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I love the monkey and bird having a little dance off.

It's as crazy as a coconut!
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A smidge over 5'11.

Weight? Uhhhh, somewhere between 140 and 150ish.
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No_U_L7 posted...

Eat More Beef posted...

And once again you're ignoring portions of my post to cherry pick. You're also assuming I base my self-worth on a partner.

So, I'll ask one thing. What have you done in life that you consider an accomplishment? And I bet that you're life is wayyyyyy more one dimensional and shallow than mine (weird flex, I know, but I gotta).

On a more basic level I'm the most clever, fastest thinking and funniest person I've ever encountered. In terms of non abstract accomplishments I literally save the world every day at work. I have multiple degrees and certifications in engineering. I understand attraction at the highest level. And I lived long enough to finish both the MCU and GoT.

The bolded bit is subjective.
For the italic bit, I'm a janitor in a hospital, so my job is to kill crazy bacteria/disease, so I guess that one's a push.
Also, saying you save lives every day as an engineer is rather hyperbole. I know quite a few engineers (they work for Faro, Amazon, Pivotal Payments, The Military), and none of them would ever make that claim.

Anyway, I'm outtie. You clearly think too highly of yourself while just being an average person (there's nothing wrong with being average, but with pimping yourself out that hard, you fall short homie).
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No_U_L7 posted...

Eat More Beef posted...

Not everyone determines their self worth by how much they make/how many chicks they've slept with. Some of us find joy in other avenues of life.

I think determining self worth based off other people is even worse. You're literally depending on others to make yourself feel good instead of doing it yourself

And no, those things are not how I determine my self worth

And once again you're ignoring portions of my post to cherry pick. You're also assuming I base my self-worth on a partner.

So, I'll ask one thing. What have you done in life that you consider an accomplishment? And I bet that you're life is wayyyyyy more one dimensional and shallow than mine (weird flex, I know, but I gotta).
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