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Oh, c'mon...I don't look that hairy. Or that fat.

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Vicious_Dios posted...

Pfft...

This goat climbed a palm tree without thumbs.
https://youtu.be/VZWoe3bqCrY

goats are truly wondrous animals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0jMzdbEui0

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqwYI9un1qc

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we did it

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jerk, you didn't even tag me even though i was the one that proposed the question of who would create the first topic of the new decade >:(

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butthole666 posted...

LRD is unmatched

true

Guide posted...

This topic is better than anything I got for my birthday or Christmas. Bless you, tc.

you're welcome, my dude

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we're finally landing

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Nay, Hardee's/Carl Jr.s

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No joke, instead of a ball dropping at midnight we drop a pickle - because our town is known for our widely distributed "Mt. Olive Pickles."

Somebody gonna be dropping some pickles tonight, for sure

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LNSS posted...

Middle Aged Man Yelling At Sand

Lol

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DeadBankerDream posted...

Does nobody here know what timezones are?

... guilty as charged u_u

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yeah, but it's a pretty good game from 2007. i mean, you honestly can do much, much worse. it's a decent thief clone.

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we're almost there, my dudes.

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Hmm? ::;o

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Yup, been diagnosed for it.

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Tyranthraxus posted...

The some dude was her boyfriend.

I thought he was her roommate, or just someone she knew? Either way, easier than cutting out your own eyeball.

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ElatedVenusaur posted...

Tremere is also great fun

blood mage is the only way

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I've always thought the hardest trap was Michael's from the first film. Dude wakes up, naked, in darkness, and told by some dude on a tv/recorder that he has one hour to find the combination to the safe in the middle of the room that holds the antidote to the poison inside him. Then he's told to find said combination on the walls, which are absolutely covered in numbers. Numbers every fucking where. His only light source is a candle, but he's also told he he's smothered from head to toe in a flammable jelly. This is further compounded when he discovers there's broken glass all over the floor, so he's also bleeding all over the place as he lacerates himself on the shards as he tries to find the number. All of this, with only an hour to spare. Jesus Christ.

Easiest? Probably Amanda's. She didn't have to do any direct physical or emotional harm to herself in order to find the key. She just had to kill some dude.

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large broke? that's doubleplusbad.

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NeonOctopus posted...

Cuz Handmaiden is objectively best girl

too bad she completely shuts you out if you so much as talk to visas. like, she completely stops responding to you. you can't engage in discussion, or anything. pretty dumb, honestly.

that said, i always enjoyed the implication through the theory of kreia once having gone by arren kae that handmaiden is actually kreia's daughter.

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did this topic really warrant all the responses

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Nah, some days I spend laying in bed with pain - like today.

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AirFresh posted...

Was a pretty bad game.

Fight me

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Wii_Shaker posted...

Sabrina.

Hot goth girl ftw.

That series of episodes is the reason Haunter is one of my favorite Pokemon.

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Childhood is liking Pokemon the anime, and adulthood is realizing Digimon the anime was the better show. Even 02.

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Personally? Yeah, I think so. Although it'll probably go through another change of some sort.

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>.>

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whoops

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Abiz_ posted...

I was about to REEE about that first ear piercing note, but it's pretty chill after that.

yup, they're pretty great. weird, for sure. but great.

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The wham line at the end was my favorite part

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TheGoldenEel posted...

Can I contribute

everyone can contribute

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I'll help

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Sayoria once again affirming the tag attached to her

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alimajor posted...

Cancer or suicide probably

Hedging my bets on this

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I'd like to believe so.

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My personal Mt. Rushmore of wrestling has only two persons on it, and that's Flair and Austin. I can't decide who else belongs on there, but I did come to the conclusion of who least deserves to be on there, and that's Shawn Michaels.

He's a solid entertainer, but that's about it. There are better wrestlers than him on the list, better mic talkers, more charismatic guys, and better ring psychologists. Michaels is the epitome of average.

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yes

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Jiggy101011 posted...

Yes.

so then why not just call it alan wake 2. why doesn't it star alan wake?

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CyricZ posted...

Are you? What's stopping you from playing Control right now? Is it just because it's not Alan Wake 2?

yeah, pretty much. i wanted a sequel to alan wake.

fan357 posted...

You must be fun at parties.

why the derision? because i wanted an actual followup to a game i enjoyed, and not some pseudo frankenstein of a sequel? give me a break.

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EverDord, lol

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i stopped watching wwe roughly two years ago. completely. i was following nwa, but i stopped after cornette was booted off. he was the main reason i watched. so now i watch nothing.

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CyricZ posted...

Because they wanted to make something different and not the same game again.

i'm not even sure how to appropriately respond to such a sweeping generalization. are you being intellectually honest?

fan357 posted...

If you enjoyed Alan Wake then theres no reason for you not to play Control right now. Seriously. Like. Just do it.

so is it a horror game about a writer with themes of light and darkness, a small town that's been warped by terrible secrets, and involves characters being transformed into husks of their utmost emotional and/or base instincts? because, if not, i'm not interested.

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if that's true, and i have to preface that i've never played control, why didn't remedy just make alan wake 2?? i know i enjoyed the first one immensely, and have a couple friends that did as well. it doesn't really make sense...

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can we get this thread to 2020??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch-TDGW-zXs

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi5Or5yfjdo

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Jedi Academy is really good, but I recommend KOTOR 2.

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I wholly approve of this gimmick

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Five copies of Bioshock Infinite

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REMercsChamp posted...

Ever wanted to experience Silent Hill in real life?

There is kind of such a place. It's Centralia, Pennsylvania.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05-tpC7R1ro

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Fossil posted...

I got myself hooked on Grim Dawn again

absolutely wonderful game

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