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Rika_Furude posted...

They dont melt in your mouth bro. You dissolve it with your spit

yes. thats the reason we salivate. how is this news to you?

*scratches profusely*
why do you ask?

SoundNetwork posted...

I never drink because i need a sober mind when picking up my girls

also the girls you typically chase aren't old enough to be somewhere where they serve alcohol

clever

homegirl mustve broke into the krabby patty vault

Flockaveli posted...

Why is it so hard for women to be faithful?

yeah, it's so weird since men never have affairs

KillerKhan420 posted...

You're only cucked when you know about it and enjoy it.

to be fair, he knew about it years ago and stuck with her anyways. pretty cucky if you ask me.

Gamerguymass posted...

So he learned how to fly a jet fighter for this movie I take it?

Like seriously though, is there anything this guy can't do?

reach the top shelf

not watching. not because it sounds gross but because its tiktok

i reinvest in shelves not made out of glass

inb4 bbbbbbbut muh context

Vyrulisse posted...

I was really hoping this was Black Man Ass but I suppose this one is acceptable too.

i was hoping this was Christ's ass

them splitting up was worse than my parents divorce. at least with the divorce i got two christmases

blend all your meals and drink them through a straw

"YOU DIDN'T LIKE THE LAST MOVIE SO IT'S YOUR FAULT THIS NEW MOVIE SUCKS REEEEEEEE"

lmao at blaming the fans. no the new movie sucks because jj abrams and chris whats his name are also hacks who cant write for shit. idk how anyone could look at who was behind this film pre-release and not think it was going to suck

this topic is already nothing but a memory. use the search function next time

if you talk to someone i dont like then i am not allowed to like you either

Doom_Art posted...

I'm curious as to where the series will go now that the Skywalker Saga is over

hopefully in the trash where its always belonged

G for Gertrude, Gladys, and Gruntilda

because republicans insist on carrying a baby to full term

Titanic on ice

better tell that to everyone giving it a bad review.

people finally realizing how shitty baby's first sci-fi is and the bumbling orange bigot is put in his place. all is right.

ce:
4 people vs 40 dudes - this is fair
1 person vs 40 dudes - omg it was fair the first time its still fair. stop complaining. I dont know how ratios or scaling works

CADE FOSTER posted...

She is from israel what do you expect her to do

I gotta reiterate because some of yall are booty tickled by the fact that racism exists.

i expect her to do the right thing. being from israel is a shitty excuse. you can be born in an apartheid state and acknowledge how wrong things are and how overtly privileged you are. theres no need to perpetuate the shitty beliefs just because everyone else there does it.

od

CADE FOSTER posted...

She is from israel what do you expect her to do

uhhhhhh, the right thing. ive had plenty of friends that were born in the deep south and they dont try to lynch me. its a pretty shitty excuse tbh.

gal is pro israel. she can fuck right off.

no. gimme anime sword guy #3629

i get you tc. i havent played this particular game but im not ignorant to the concept of scaling. its been implemented in plenty of other games. more players=more enemy ai and less players=less enemy ai. its not that difficult to understand

vigorm0rtis posted...

So... you want the game to be "balanced " because you want greater rewards?

Jesus, whatever.

no he wants the game balanced so he can play the fucking game lmao. how about some reading comprehension bro

its called Playstation 5 because when you see it you take 5 steps back

another generation of star wars and its still shit lol

get fucked disney lmao

She know how to drive stick

do you like anything?

CyricZ posted...

lol please. I know I liked it and I know other people didn't, and that's it.

Yet for the past two years people have been trying to convince me I shouldn't have liked it.

and for the past two years, many others have been trying to convince others that those that don't like it dislike it because they are bigots in one way or another.

ok so it's the latter. got it.

do you agree with glitteringfairy too or are you just dense?

and there it is folks lol

Malfunction posted...

imo the worst shit is when right wingers who get extremely mad at the idea of 'everything being called racist nowadays' pretending to care about anti-semitism

right wingers always cared about anti-semitism. wtf are you talking about. admiral was constantly going on about that shit so he could spew his shit about his favorite apartheid state.

shockthemonkey posted...

lmao @ tc being alt right

i dont pay much attention to what tc usually posts but if youre on the same side as glitteringfairy... well, ya cant really blame me can ya

i mean im not saying he is, but "hes jewish" doesnt mean much.

exhibit a: black republicans

alt righties mad

yeah some people really did pass on it because they were sexist, but the fact that the movie was stupid anyways doesnt help

lol deathstroke doesnt have shit on taskmaster

id go out with a bang at that point