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TopicCE quote of the day: "I am hungry as a fish."
Neoconkers
01/02/20 8:18:43 PM
#3
got a mouth like


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Topiclondon is FULL of new years tourists rn
Neoconkers
01/02/20 7:54:13 PM
#28
Parappa09 posted...
i laughed irl reading that. such dark humour, i like it

i went to edinburgh in august over the fringe fest and everyone was commenting how busy it was but to me it didn't feel like it. i mean i wasn't crushed against other people (london underground) or wanting to kill indecivie tourists who can't walk straight (oxford street)

i think you could get by being a tourist in london. it might not be the best to do without a guide but there's enough to do so that you don't miss out on the whole experience

LA was a hard city to be a tourist. it's so large, there's multiple different hotspots and you really need a guide/local to show you which places are buzzing and on which days

wasn't humour, tbh. they've contracted out the celebrations to Underbelly, who have shown they don't give a fuck about the law (they didn't bother with planning permission when putting up any of the christmas market this year) and the council don't care because they're sliding them sweet tourist dolla. Underbelly are also deathly afraid of people enjoying the celebrations without paying, so there's half a million bouncers with fencing and big wooden boards cordoning off the whole area. With like 70000+ people in there, shoulder to shoulder, it's not going to be long before someone's crushed or trampled one way or another

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Topiclondon is FULL of new years tourists rn
Neoconkers
01/02/20 5:48:53 AM
#20
same with edinburgh, though new year is always a shitshow here. I don't see them making any improvements until they have a hillsborough-esque crushing at their street party

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TopicWhat's the last game you'll play this decade?
Neoconkers
12/31/19 10:19:50 PM
#24
it was Baba Is You

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Topiclonely, burned out, and depressed: millennials entering the 2020's
Neoconkers
12/24/19 9:12:13 PM
#120
social media was a mistake

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TopicJ.K. Rowling Comes Out As A Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist
Neoconkers
12/24/19 8:53:24 PM
#3
what's with the trend of calling people who aren't radical feminists TERFs

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TopicEveryone on my fb is getting preg
Neoconkers
12/23/19 5:31:22 PM
#4
I'm not a doctor, but I'm p sure base-level accuracy is a skill necessary for the baby-making

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TopicEveryone on my fb is getting preg
Neoconkers
12/23/19 5:21:11 PM
#2
I don't think you get pregnant by making the dick go around

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TopicProbably the worst thing about living in the UK is manual transmission cars.
Neoconkers
12/23/19 9:18:45 AM
#32
I like the control the clutch gives me on hills in a manual.

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TopicSaw Episode 9. Unironically liked it >_> *fucking spoilers*
Neoconkers
12/22/19 7:18:53 PM
#29
Makeveli_lives posted...
Oh even better for my theory then. A mother died immediately after her child, both in the movie and in real life. Did Tc tell God that was bad writing when it happened then?
tbf though, a lot of reality would be shitty writing. that's why the genre's called fantasy

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TopicSaw Episode 9. Unironically liked it >_> *fucking spoilers*
Neoconkers
12/22/19 6:23:57 PM
#25
Makeveli_lives posted...
The actress literally died the day after her mom died. The common theory is the stress of losing her mom hit her hard enough to give her a heart attack.
other way round, her mother died after. carrie fisher did a LOAD of drugs across her life.

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Topici've not been able to taste or smell in the past 3 days
Neoconkers
12/21/19 7:48:28 PM
#9
Parappa09 posted...
i crushed two garlic cloves in a small amount of water and downed it

that didn't help
... was it supposed to?

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TopicBoris Johnson's book depicts Jews as controlling the media
Neoconkers
12/21/19 3:39:14 PM
#21
UnfairRepresent posted...
I always find it amusing when people go "Look, this conservative is a horrible person!" as a criticism and don't realize that's why his base likes him.
sadly, for boris' case there are a lot who don't see it. they just see "bumbling boris, that old rascal". Sure, a good chunk of his followers are awful people who love these things he says, but a lot of others are just not paying attention because there's "too much politics today", and get pulled in by the thin facade of a laddish character

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TopicSo that Cats movie is supposedly excessively horny
Neoconkers
12/17/19 8:21:43 PM
#24
is that "cats is horny" tweet not the same tweet that says taylor swift has a new song in it about how the cats all eat the corpse of an old woman

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TopicI finally contacted the guy who stole my old gamefaqs account
Neoconkers
12/17/19 6:15:43 PM
#6
cmiller4642 posted...
You should call the FBI
he needs to go higher, straight to the cyber police

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TopicTrump refuses to back recognition of Armenian Genocide after Erdogan threat
Neoconkers
12/17/19 2:18:27 PM
#22
davyheinz posted...
Yeah, hadnt heard about that. What is the story there?
hearsay, really. but let's be honest, do you really think that the saudi embassy wasn't fully kitted up for the turks to hear everything that goes in and out?

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TopicYou ever play the cracker game? >_>
Neoconkers
12/16/19 2:15:30 PM
#3
tc seems like the kind of guy to play it solo

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TopicWould a water/ground type with Sap Sipper be broken?
Neoconkers
12/13/19 7:22:16 PM
#10
SapphireOfChaos posted...
Freeze Dry
does anything good even get freeze dry

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TopicDo you think the West is undergoing a general shift towards right-wing politics?
Neoconkers
12/13/19 7:35:13 AM
#9
eh, I'm not sure about a shift to the right, more a split in the left. I've been saying for years that the left wings in the western world haven't been fighting the right wing, they've been fighting the slightly-less-left wing a whole lot more. And the way most of our electoral systems work, that split vote just kills their chances dead.

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TopicITT: Sexy reload animations
Neoconkers
12/12/19 7:59:43 PM
#4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRm-BSukPds

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TopicThe UK survived Napoleon, the Kaiser, Hitler, and the Soviets
Neoconkers
12/12/19 7:15:13 PM
#10
brexit party did exactly what they were supposed to do...

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TopicBadass action female, who comes to mind first?
Neoconkers
12/11/19 7:11:47 PM
#13
ripley

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TopicTerrible game(s) you liked?
Neoconkers
12/11/19 7:00:32 PM
#38
wallace and gromit: project zoo

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TopicShooting at jersey city, massive police response
Neoconkers
12/10/19 3:56:45 PM
#69
Awesome posted...
Black male in black sweatshirt may be third suspect
suspect is hatless

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TopicIs ice/bug the worst defensive typing?
Neoconkers
12/09/19 2:40:35 PM
#6
I've always found Fire/Rock the worst. sure, it doesn't have as many weaknesses, but both 4x weaknesses are very widely spread. it also doesn't help that both pokemon with it are SO slow

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TopicHow are felons supposed to get work after prison?
Neoconkers
12/09/19 2:32:23 PM
#8
Vicious_Dios posted...
Should've thought of that before doing the crime.

Why take the risk on these people where there are five more qualified potentials without a criminal record?
because then they just commit more crime because they can't get money any legitimate way

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TopicUKIP leader accidentally admits that UKIP is racist party.
Neoconkers
12/08/19 8:11:30 PM
#3
literally nan from the catherine tate show

it takes effort to be more mockable than the previous leader who was literally called Dick Braine

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TopicWhat is the best James Bond movie of all time?
Neoconkers
12/08/19 7:42:03 PM
#20
I liked Dalton, but Koskov was just too milquetoast a villain for me. I did like Licence to Kill though

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TopicWWE releases Luke Harper
Neoconkers
12/08/19 7:01:10 PM
#19
tbf, the last time I saw The Ascension on a PPV, Viktor looked absolutely hammered, looked like he was struggling to stand when he got in the ring

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TopicWonder Wigan 1984 trailer
Neoconkers
12/08/19 4:44:32 PM
#13
I don't think Wigan ever left 1984...

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Topic25 years later, R Kelly finally faces charges for underage marriage to Aaliyah
Neoconkers
12/06/19 8:00:34 AM
#21
TheShadowViper posted...
His peers in the industry and the authorities that failed to investigate the allegations are to blame for this problem, certainly not "the entire world".
I dunno, I think the nonce has a pretty big part of the blame in noncery

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TopicAs someone who has never watched a Harry Potter film all the way through...
Neoconkers
12/05/19 1:57:25 PM
#5
sorcerer's/philosopher's
chamber
azkaban
goblet
order
half-blood prince
deathly hallows 1
deathly hallows 2

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TopicEpstein's private banker found dead via alleged suicide
Neoconkers
12/03/19 6:14:53 PM
#17
Crazyman93 posted...
That would be too suspicious. I mean, this is pretty suspicious, but if you kill the accuser and they catch you, it starts being harder to discredit her statements. If she was full of bullshit, you wouldn't have had her killed.
why do you even need to worry about being suspicious, the russians flat out stuck polonium in a guy's soup in the UK and everyone just tutted and shook their heads

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TopicYouTube confirms it has removed some Trump campaign ads
Neoconkers
12/02/19 7:35:58 PM
#48
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
User Since: Oct 2012Karma: 42

another bought account
doubt it, since I have the account tagged. I only really tagged people in like 2012-13. guess he's running low

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TopicReplaying 007 Nightfire
Neoconkers
12/01/19 7:18:36 PM
#5
good game. real fun multiplayer too

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TopicRemember the nanny from Jurassic World?
Neoconkers
12/01/19 7:18:10 PM
#11
Delirious_Beard posted...
god that movie was so fucking bad



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TopicLast movie you watched? What are you planning on watching?
Neoconkers
12/01/19 3:13:16 PM
#5
M

very good film

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TopicTime for Saban to retire
Neoconkers
11/30/19 6:52:00 PM
#5
RaptorLC posted...
I'll wait for the game to actually be over before I pass judgment.
what kind of weak-ass move is that

make your judgement and put it on twitter already, like any sane person

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TopicTwice Cooked Pork
Neoconkers
11/30/19 6:49:53 PM
#6
BlingBling22947 posted...
Thank you so much!
np, szechuan food is awesome

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TopicTwice Cooked Pork
Neoconkers
11/30/19 5:53:16 PM
#4
"As the name implies, the meat is boiled once before being stir-fried. The idea is that by boiling the pork belly, it not only renders out some of the fat, it also tenderizes the meat. Because the boiling time is so short its debatable how tender it makes the meat, but what it does do is prime the fat for high-heat cooking. After being boiled and sliced, the pork belly is stir-fried over high-heat, crisping up the edges, while rendering the fat in the middle melt-in-your-mouth tender"

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TopicThe Admiral is BANNED
Neoconkers
11/22/19 6:34:16 PM
#149
I mean if PSXer could get his account banned, it's a surprise it took Admiral this long

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Topic"Thanos did nothing wrong"
Neoconkers
11/21/19 7:15:44 PM
#24
why are people confused that the villain was wrong

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TopicWhat is the worst James Bond film of all time?
Neoconkers
11/19/19 2:04:45 PM
#83
QoS was a nothing-film. Nothing offensively bad, but nothing good: a silly villain plot, a completely bland and unthreatening villain, even the ending set piece in an inexplicably violently exploding hotel just kind of ends without much of a conclusion.

Meanwhile Spectre actively tries to drag down other movies with it it's that awful

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TopicFeminist reboot of Charlie's Angels is a major flop
Neoconkers
11/17/19 6:55:24 PM
#97
I'd guess it's less a rejection of "wokeness" and more the fact that they advertised it shittily, nobody seems to know it exists

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TopicFact: everyone picked Charmander
Neoconkers
11/17/19 2:40:00 PM
#6
squirtle

guy gets CANNONS. takes down gary's dragon with his fuckin AA shoulders

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