Lurker > Seginustemple

Lmao you are golden Luster

Isn't it kinda funny that half of the plot points in Star Wars are about securing plans for the ultimate project? Characters are always concerned about designs/schematics, blueprints and maps.

^^^ this guy is a mensch

damn those tags felt good

I'm gonna kick the shit out of cjayc for this one

I wanna quote, it won't quote

I can't <i>italicize shit manually</i> no more

someone needs to get mangled for this shit I'm fucking pissed

Level 5:
Saints/Panthers Over
Steelers/Ravens Over

no use for the tiebreaker now, I'm just disappointed in myself for getting stuck on 5 for most of the season

New York Jets @ Buffalo Bills
Bills are the shit and I can't wait to destroy a folding table when they win the SB

Cleveland Browns @ Cincinnati Bengals
The Bengals have already clinched the top draft pick so they might try a reverse-tank stunner but Cleveland is still better overall

Green Bay Packers @ Detroit Lions
Week 17 divisional games always seem to be close regardless of playoff hopes but these two teams still appear to be of a different caliber

Los Angeles Chargers @ Kansas City Chiefs
I'm surprised the Chiefs haven't had an Antonio Brown cameo yet. The old statue of Rivers will be toppled over and over again like so many embronzened dictators before him

Chicago Bears @ Minnesota Vikings
NFC north fight! I wish they could just have a 4-way brawl, how is it almost 2020 and we haven't invented 4-way football yet

Miami Dolphins @ New England Patriots
Ryan Fitzpatrick is better than Tom Brady

Atlanta Falcons @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers
The old "just finish strong at home" motivation will come through at Tampa Bay, I can feel this shit in my hunches

New Orleans Saints @ Carolina Panthers
Michael Thomas and AB catching balls from Brees w/ Kamara dump-off karate-chop action? Bills/Saints superbowl you heard it here from last place first

Washington Redskins @ Dallas Cowboys
trying to come up with Cowboys vs. Indian references that aren't offensive but the team is already named the god damn Redskins, like how is the league gonna make a deal out of calling Mayock a cracker when there's a dog gamn team called the REDSKINS this whole division should be the Dallas Rednecks, the New York Jews, and the Philadelphia Crackers go fuck yourselves

Oakland Raiders @ Denver Broncos
Somehow Oakland still has a playoff shot at 7-8, but of course marginal incentive doesn't mean everything.

Arizona Cardinals @ Los Angeles Rams
Yet at 8-7 the Rams are eliminated. They must be frustrated as fuck in that meat grinder division...

Philadelphia Eagles @ New York Giants
Next year, Steely Dan. For now the birds have to clinch

Indianapolis Colts @ Jacksonville Jaguars
Both of these teams appear bombed out and depleted

Pittsburgh Steelers @ Baltimore Ravens
It's a shame Ruthlessbanger was sidelined this year, would have been a more competitive division. I don't see the Steelers making any noise in the playoffs without him.

Tennessee Titans @ Houston Texans
This should be close, two solid playoff teams in a divisional matchup with I believe seeding on the line for one? I see this as kind of a coin flip match either way

San Francisco 49ers @ Seattle Seahawks
Probably a battle of who's healthier at this point, I expect the 9ers to be more in shape for the playoff run

Buffalo Bills
Cleveland Browns
Green Bay Packers
Kansas City Chiefs
Minnesota Vikings
New England Patriots
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
New Orleans Saints
Dallas Cowboys
Oakland Raiders
Los Angeles Rams
Philadelphia Eagles
Jacksonville Jaguars
Baltimore Ravens
Houston Texans
Seattle Seahawks

Aight finally caught this last night at Universal Studios and after its over you know who walks out the theater after me? Motherfucking Jon Voight, son of a bitch. He's old so I wasnt gonna bother but I wanted to ask him what he thought of it so badly

level 5:
9ers/Rams Over
Bills/Pats Under
Bonus: 9ers/Packers

Houston Texans @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Nothing makes sense, up is down, world keeps spinning

Buffalo Bills @ New England Patriots
The Bills have had a whole Rocky training montage since their last meeting and Brady appears limp, meaning he'll torch them for like 400 yards and 3 TD's

Los Angeles Rams @ San Francisco 49ers
Contenders vs pretenders bro it's a classic case don't overthink it

Jacksonville Jaguars @ Atlanta Falcons
Matt Ryan still has some honor to play for right, is he even playing? Who cares

Baltimore Ravens @ Cleveland Browns
The Ravens may be the most talented team in the conference and they're currently the healthiest

New Orleans Saints @ Tennessee Titans
Brees is probably on some record-break legacy adrenaline still but I think this'll be close

Carolina Panthers @ Indianapolis Colts
Can't blame Luck for looking after himself but it's been rough watching the Colts eventually crack without him

Cincinnati Bengals @ Miami Dolphins THIS THE TRIPLE
*checks locks* alright baby you know who's got this in the bag. Fitzpatrick is the fuckin' man baby he's a rushing LEADER

Pittsburgh Steelers @ New York Jets
A well coached team can overcome many obstacles

New York Giants@ Washington Redskins MUHFUCKIN THREATLOCK
Idk the Eli Encore is done...still I had to leave the Giants bolded for a minute before I was convinced it was wrong

Detroit Lions @ Denver Broncos ITS A TRIPLE THREAT BABE
Give that Lock boy some reps, the Lions have been in spiritual limbo for decades and have no conviction

Oakland Raiders @ Los Angeles Chargers
Rivers may be playing his last 'home' game as a Charger to an L.A. soccer stadium full of Raider fans (he'll probably be back next year but still tho)

Dallas Cowboys @ Philadelphia Eagles
Dude Idk who can know be real

Arizona Cardinals @ Seattle Seahawks
Oh I def know for sure this time

Kansas City Chiefs @ Chicago Bears
pat.....mi.....mitchrick trabomesky

Green Bay Packers @ Minnesota Vikings
purple man gon throw ball so far green man be like 'no'

les go baby

Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Buffalo Bills
San Francisco 49ers
Atlanta Falcons
Baltimore Ravens
New Orleans Saints
Carolina Panthers
Miami Dolphins
Pittsburgh Steelers
Washington Redskins
Detroit Lions
Los Angeles Chargers
Philadelphia Eagles
Seattle Seahawks
Kansas City Chiefs
Green Bay Packers

yup used to work in a factory making nuclear fuel rods, got laid off right after that Fukushima disaster

When has reuniting 60+ year old actors from an older movie ever gone well?

The Irishman?

Level 5
Bears/Packers OVER
Bills/Steelers OVER

Bonus: Joey Bosa

Oh my god I almost forgot again

New England Patriots @ Cincinnati Bengals
Belichick is so scared of this white hot team right and now you know it, I know it.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ Detroit Lions
Winston is voluminous in every category. The Lions will find a way to lose b/c they don't give a shit anymore.

Chicago Bears @ Green Bay Packers
Wait, Chicago has a winning record? The Pack has a lot to fight for at home in a top-heavy, competitive division.

Houston Texans @ Tennessee Titans
Homefield advantage I guess, seems like a coinflip matchup on paper. I like Tannehill, gotta roll with my boy

Denver Broncos @ Kansas City Chiefs
I wanna see fireworks and flash, dazzle and style from the golden boy and his gang. Talkin' bout Drew Lock pal

Miami Dolphins @ New York Giants LOCK
Eli's still playing right? Fuck the Giants who cares I wanna see flipper bois kick their butt and I'm going to stitch together a Fitzpatrick jersey from all 8 of his teams. Only 3 more and I'll be able to get one for each letter of his name

Philadelphia Eagles @ Washington Redskins LOCK
Finally a chance to clear this lock. I feel like if the Redskins rebranded under a new owner I'd become a big fan. I love underdogs and maroon...but Dan Snyder's Redskins? Gimme fucking Dee Snider's Rad Wins dude (I'll work on the name okay)

Seattle Seahawks @ Carolina Panthers
Tumultuous time for the Panthers and the Hawks haven't even lost consecutive games yet

Jacksonville Jaguars @ Oakland Raiders
Neither team has looked good recently, this could be entertaining

Cleveland Browns @ Arizona Cardinals LOCK
The Browns are still alive and fighting for a shot at postseason glory...these dudes sorely need a rebrand as well

Minnesota Vikings @ Los Angeles Chargers
The Chargers will continue their streak of losing by one score in heartbreaking fashion

Los Angeles Rams @ Dallas Cowboys
Kinda silly the 6-7 'Boys are at the top of their division and the 8-5 Rams are third and will likely get squeezed out of the playoffs

Atlanta Falcons @ San Francisco 49ers
Feckin' go Niners I guess the Bosa kid is a beast

Buffalo Bills @ Pittsburgh Steelers
I'm stoked for this one, this is where Buffalo spirit punches Tom Brady's butt in the face after the Pats lose humiliatingly to the 1-57 Bengals despite hacking the field and buying the refs and arranging quid pro quo with Ukraine and Andy Dalton will run up behind Brady and pants him like a fucking nerd and take his vegan lunch money

Indianapolis Colts @ New Orleans Saints
I guess the Saints are still good too

Raw might work at like sub-50 pvp but for standard lvl 125 stuff normal weapons + spell buff is the way to rack up damage

oh I spoiled many players evenings with that bs

Ravens
Cincinnati Bengals
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Green Bay Packers
Tenneessee Titans
Kansas City Chiefs
Miami Dolphins
Philadelphia Eagles
Seattle Seahawks
Oakland Raiders
Cleveland Browns
Minnesota Vikings
Los Angeles Rams
San Francisco 49ers
Buffalo Bills
New Orleans Saints

Alright here's the tip you kill the giant blacksmith in anor londo for the zap hammer and go invade sen's fortress with a minmaxed build wearing nothing but the fang boar helm and R1 everyone on the catwalks for hundreds of hours

that's how I beat dark souls

Oh my shit lord did I merely dream that I made my picks last week? God damnit I wanted to shoot locks down at least

New York Jets @ Baltimore Ravens

The Jets winning this would be super entertaining right? Baltimore is gonna hang like 40 on 'em though

KingButz posted...

lmao at the idiots in this topic believing anything ulti says. The guy's a pathological liar

He would never lie, he's a stubborn Italian and a Sagittarius and a Hufflepuff and a Chandler

well maybe this is new information to you ulti but what if I told you that making generalizations about your heritage for character points actually comes off like stereotypical 'untrustworthy person' rhetoric

like if I were writing a fiction and wanted to telegraph that a character is unreliable that's what I would go with

Im a stubborn Italian raised in Atlantic City, New Jersey. I assure you I will not change my mind.

Only on the internet are people not allowed to change their minds on things

My favorite part is you trading on your heritage for credibility and then acting like a standard was unfairly applied

Die Hard is thematically about trying to reconnect with your estranged family vs. opening a vault full of goodies. It has a clear message about the spirit of the holiday.

Lethal Weapon just happens to be set on Christmas.

Seahawks/Rams over
Giants/Eagles under

Lvl 5 smd

Atlanta Falcons
Baltimore Ravens
Cleveland Browns
Green Bay Packers
Minnesota Vikings
San Francisco 49ers
New York Jets
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Houston Texans
Jacksonville Jaguars
Tennessee Titans
New England Patriots
Pittsburgh Steelers
Seattle Seahawks
New York Giants

Trump winning is far and away the biggest event/moment but I'll shoutout Occupy Wall Street, Disney buying Star Wars, the deaths of Harambe, Prince, and Bowie, and the Falcons blowing a 28-3 lead at the half

starting to rock the grey on the chin

Dallas Cowboys

for now

JJBA: Diamond is Unbreakable - Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75ddHwUbW5w

Spongebob Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9L4AseD-aA

South Park Theme (orginal version)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8p22rtNMoM

Hey Arnold! Theme
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUsnJ9jlwns)

King of the Hill Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUZIQufgukA

2019 has just been an excellent year for movies

I voted Ford v Ferrari because I'm into that kind of shit but I think The Irishman is a better movie, surprised nobody voted for that yet

Got me itchin' to do a 100% suplex playthrough

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How many 60s franchises are even still alive? Star Trek, James Bond, and Scooby-Doo?

Tom Cruise is still doing Mission: Impossible, The Addams Family just got another movie, Dr. Who is still running, Lost In Space has a new series, Dune gets a movie and a series next year. Days Of Our Lives is literally fifty-five seasons deep and The Tonight Show is unfortunately still hosted by Jimmy Fallon.

New York Jets @ Cincinnati Bengals LOCK
Here's to Dalton coming back with the fire under his ass...his line won't help still but he couldn't have picked a better game to come back for. They'll fight just to not be 0-16.

Tennessee Titans @ Indianapolis Colts
The Titans have really come alive after benching Mariota. An away divisional game is never easy but I think this team has seen the biggest midpoint turnaround of any this season.

Philadelphia Eagles @ Miami Dolphins LOCK
If the Dolphins win this one I'll buy a Ryan Fitzpatrick jersey straight up

Green Bay Packers @ New York Giants
You know what fuck the Giants those bums should be called the Jersey Janitors and the fans' version of the terrible towel would be everyone jingling keys together like a bunch of idiots. Go pack

Cleveland Browns @ Pittsburgh Steelers
Will an orgy break out this time? Bad time for these teams to see each other again, Steelers may be energized by vengeance but can Hodges get it done?

Washington Redskins @ Carolina Panthers
These two are still tiers apart and Carolina should have little trouble at home here

Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ Jacksonville Jaguars
Jags lookin' like they need mustachio man back and Tampa Bay is okay I guess?

San Francisco 49ers @ Baltimore Ravens
That Lamar Jackson...so hot right now. But also...that 9ers defense so hot right now? It's the unstoppable force vs the immovable object. God made a tamale so hot even he couldn't eat it.

Los Angeles Rams @ Arizona Cardinals
The Rams have been ailing and AZ just took a bye to prepare for a divisional home game. Kyler Murray hasn't gotten much media attention but he's quietly balling out this season, in spite of the team's record.

Los Angeles Chargers @ Denver Broncos
Derwin James comes back this game to welcome Drew Lock to the NFL...as long as old man Rivers doesn't chuck like 5 picks in a fuming rage they should be fine

Oakland Raiders @ Kansas City Chiefs
Chiefs have the AFCW in their grasp, but the Raiders are kind of wildcardy on a week-to-week basis. Reid and Mahomes are too skilled to succumb to their wacky shit right now though

New England Patriots @ Houston Texans
AFCS is stronk this year...feels stupid to bet against a 9-1 Tom Brady but I wasn't super convinced by the ugly win last week that they're still top tier.

Minnesota Vikings @ Seattle Seahawks
Probably will be a shootout...somehow I think Russel Wilson is still underrated. One bad playcall away from two rings and he's only 30 right now. Gonna be pullin' magic out his ass for that team another decade

Yo if I luck out on the bonus just skip my ass to level 6 I don't want to die alone on level 5

I mean he could be more polished live I guess but I wouldn't trade his unique style for anything. I think he fits perfectly over what they do

Oh and I finally caught The Irishman on netflix last night, that was a journey. Took me a bit to get past the de-aging CGI (it looks like fckin Polar Express in the first half hour) but it's all vintage Scorsese otherwise. I spent an inordinate amount of time in awe of the costuming...at some point it occurred to me that I was witnessing the finest collection of svelte dress ties ever assembled on film

This was a weird decade in music for me. The earlier half I spent focusing on lots of rap/electro/metal, anything aggressive, but a few years ago I started going back to school for music and got preoccupied with jazz/classical shit, eventually rewiring my taste towards all the academic suburban funk that's popular with students now. Trying to reconcile both spheres of influence gives me a weird-looking top ten:

Autechre - Exai
Everything Everything - Man Alive
Kendrick Lamar - GKMC
Snarky Puppy - GroundUp
Daughters - You Won't Get What You Want
D'Angelo and the Vangaurd - Black Messiah
Organ Freeman - S/T
Flying Lotus - Cosmogramma
Freddie Gibbs - Pinata
Vulfpeck - Thrill of the Arts

I'd say Everything Everything is the best band of the last decade, don't sleep on 'em. Think of a highly caffeinated Radiohead with four solid albums since 2010. King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is creeping up my radar too but I haven't even heard all their stuff yet (very busy band these guys).

I'm so bad at level 5 let's just get this over with

Bears/Lions - Under
Saints/Falcons - Over

Bonus: Wilson/Cousins
Bonus 2: 70

Chicago Bears @ Detroit Lions LOCK THAT SHIT
David Blough's top picture result has him in a business suit and not a jersey, which doesn't bode well for Detroit. But we've seen a lot of surprising backup QB success this year so anything's possible I guess.

Buffalo Bills @ Dallas Cowboys
Despite facing America's Team I think the Bills have bigger Thanksgiving energy, and are in fact more thankful on this day than the 'boys, if not more patriotic. 24-17 Buffalooo

New Orleans Saints @ Atlanta Falcons
The Falcons seem difficult to predict right now but I'm confident in the Saints to be consistently good.

Detroit Lions
Buffalo Bills
New Orleans Saints
Cincinnati Bengals
Tennessee Titans
Philadelphia Eagles
Green Bay Packers
Cleveland Browns
Carolina Panthers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
San Francisco 49ers
Arizona Cardinals
Los Angeles Chargers
Kansas City Chiefs
Houston Texans
Seattle Seahawks

Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ Atlanta Falcons LOCK
Falcons proved me wrong last week so what better time to lock them and have them prove me wrong again? Matty Ice, relinquish my suffering!

Denver Broncos @ Buffalo Bills LOCK
After a heartbreaker loss to Minnesota in the 4th I think Denver is gonna be pissed...still this should be a stepping stone win for a maturing Bills team but I'm trying to knock out wacky locks on the triple threat!

New York Giants @ Chicago Bears
These Giants are stepping off a bye week into a poopy Bears team and I'm sticking with the nickname Steely Dan dammit it's way better than Danny Dimes.

Pittsburgh Steelers @ Cincinnati Bengals
A pyrrhic victory for Pittsburgh, I predict a fed-up Bengal player will recreate the opening scene of The Last Boy Scout and shoot Mason Rudolph in the face. This player will be fined, Tom Brady will be suspended, and the guy who shined a laser in Tom Brady's eye will be executed by firing squad.

Miami Dolphins @ Cleveland Browns
Fitznothing and goodnight dude I'm starting to think those Harry Potter books were fiction because this team can't defend against a dark fart, which leads me to the Cleveland Browns

Carolina Panthers @ New Orleans Saints
NFC looks stacked, Brees is back, he protec he attac, also what happened to the Panthers?

Oakland Raiders @ New York Jets LOCK
Again I actually think Oakland will win but there's enough about this (home team, most recent performance) to make me take the triple threat lock on a team I haven't cleared yet

Seattle Seahawks @ Philadelphia Eagles
Eagles are good but Seahawks are elite right now with an MVP candidate leading the charge

Detroit Lions @ Washington Redskins
Waiting on the Redskins to have their Falcons moment but I don't think it's coming this season

Jacksonville Jaguars @ Tennessee Titans
Tannehill's been set loose and so far has instilled consistent offensive production into his new team

Dallas Cowboys @ New England Patriots
Tom Brady works like Wile E. Coyote, he's been off the cliff for years - he just hasn't looked down yet

Green Bay Packers @ San Francisco 49ers
Hard to call. This feels like a post-season preview game where it'll be really close but the losing team will blow them out in the grudge match

Baltimore Ravens @ Los Angeles Rams
It looks like nobody's stopping Lamar Jackson right now

edit: give me that TRIPLE THREAT boy

Level 5:
Falcons/Bucs - Under
Titans/Jags - Over

Bonus: 6

Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Buffalo Bills
New York Giants
Pittsburgh Steelers
Cleveland Browns
New Orleans Saints
Oakland Raiders
Seattle Seahawks
Detroit Lions
Tennessee Titans
New England Patriots
San Francisco 49ers
Baltimore Ravens

Indianapolis Colts @ Houston Texans
Look, I don't know football. I'm just a guy. I don't have anything to back this pick up with other than zipping my pants down and laying the ham on the table as I make it. Houston all the way, baby.

Texans

The winner of episode of the decade is hands-down the greatest episode in television history.

100%. I'll never forget watching part 8 the night it premiered, at first simply wondering if the Dougie plot was going to go anywhere and by the end realizing I had just seen the most significant hour of television in my life. And 5 minutes of it is literally NIN concert footage because Lynch doesn't give a fuck and I love it

BB is definitely a bit rote in S5, and yeah Gus has the best arc. My favorite episode is still "Grilled", so tense yet hilarious. It's like a Seinfeld dilemma except Jerry and Kramer have to shoot their way out of the awkward situation to save face.

For anyone born between roughly 1988 and 1992, this movie is like watching your entire life unfold before you in the span of 3 hours.

I'm an '89er so I guess Boyhood's goin' on the netflix list. Maybe that little boy was me all along :(

neonreaper posted...

jazz more like jizz

Believe it or not this is where the term 'jazz' actually derives, it's southern slang for jizzum

(I'll post more savory thoughts after class, lot to discuss to in this topic)

So much shit I haven't seen yet, I'll probably see a few more this week that could be on here (Irishman and Parasite I imagine). And I loved the book Life of Pi so idk why it's taken me so long to get to that movie...

25. Logan
24. Beyond the Black Rainbow
23. Loving Vincent
22. Sicario
21. First Reformed
20. Nightcrawler
19. Ex-Machina
18. Upstream Color
17. Whiplash
16. Holy Motors
15. Brooklyn's Finest
14. Guardians of the Galaxy
13. The Master
12. Gone Girl
11. Hereditary
10. Dunkirk
9. The Witch
8. Mandy
7. Lucky
6. Fury Road
5. Moonlight
4. Swiss Army Man
3. The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
2. Under the Skin
1. The Lighthouse

God damn I really said Davante Adams when the Packers aren't even playing this week lmao

can I uhh...switch him for Keenan Allen