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Topic	LMAO Machete is a manlet
Shuto-uke 10/16/19 5:00:50 PM #1	https://twitter.com/officialDannyT/status/1184557850783182849/photo/1 dude must be what, 5'6'' ?
Topic	A topic about two consenting adults following their hearts is offensive?
Shuto-uke 10/16/19 4:03:29 PM #21	Since when are those topics moddable? I mean mods used to be ok with them when a very "rebellious" poster used to defend that act. And I know because they would mod people telling that poster that the family stuff is gross
Topic	I went to see urgent care for chest pains recently...
Shuto-uke 10/16/19 2:27:09 PM #55	lww99 posted... I have insurance. They did a breathing treatment, an EKG(on a cart), and checked my blood pressure. Literally cost me $950 What in the actual fuck. Fuck healthcare in the US. holy shit Yes, I fucking hate it. The whole point of insurance was not to have to spend an arm and leg in case you need a heath service. But once most people have insurance they jacked up the prices so you have to spend it anyway. "Oh? You need an aspirin? That will be $200, motherfucker. For a single pill". This should be a crime
Topic	Joker has a 68% on RT and The Last Jedi has 91%
Shuto-uke 10/16/19 9:57:14 AM #39	TwoDoorPunkCab posted... joker wasn't woke enough Exactly. Birds of prey will probably get a 90%.
Topic	Woman faces criticism for taking selfie on famous "Joker" staircase
Shuto-uke 10/16/19 9:50:47 AM #32	Odd body type
Topic	Can we talk about Kung Fury?
Shuto-uke 10/16/19 9:49:37 AM #28	RieTakahash posted... God damnit dude I loved that movie so much I love those 80s tunes lol
Topic	So Gabbard is pretty much more of a GOPer than Bush, Romney and Corker?
Shuto-uke 10/16/19 9:42:10 AM #4	EdwinNcarnacion posted... Shuto-uke posted... CNN moderator: "Would you bring back the troops to the Kurds?" Tulsi: "I AM NOT A RUSSIAN ASSET!!!" lmao Oh no nobody responded to your flopic? :( :( :( You did, my 3 karma friend, I appreciate it :^)
Topic	Pelosi Won't Hold House Vote on Impeachment
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 11:14:07 PM #20	Blue_Dream87 posted... Of course MAGAhats will see this as owning the libs, because their galaxy brains can't comprehend any deeper thinking than memes. 10/10 post
Topic	US Soldier who got PENIS TRANSPLANT says he can finally have an ERECTION again!!
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 9:44:01 PM #12	hockeybub89 posted... That's wild and awesome Shuto-uke posted... I wonder if feminists are mad over this? I wonder if you can shut the fuck up @hockeybub89 wtf?
Topic	US Soldier who got PENIS TRANSPLANT says he can finally have an ERECTION again!!
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 9:29:47 PM #2	I wonder if feminists are mad over this?
Topic	Rate: Margot Robbie
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 9:20:13 PM #21	au_gold posted... Flawless.
Topic	Alright, fam. It's time I leave for the time being.
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 9:18:28 PM #16	you fam people actually become successful and do things with your lives.... whereas some other CEmen have shit jobs lol
Topic	So Gabbard is pretty much more of a GOPer than Bush, Romney and Corker?
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 9:12:05 PM #2	CNN moderator: "Would you bring back the troops to the Kurds?" Tulsi: "I AM NOT A RUSSIAN ASSET!!!" lmao
Topic	So Gabbard is pretty much more of a GOPer than Bush, Romney and Corker?
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 9:11:17 PM #1	She seems like it
Topic	Pelosi Won't Hold House Vote on Impeachment
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 9:07:06 PM #5	The Admiral posted... S Y M B O L I C
Topic	who is D_Fen_Door ?
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 7:49:18 PM #5	D_Fen_Door posted... Many are my brethren, and we all love one another. But on CE, it is difficult. Friends are few, personalities volatile, mods carry their whips tightly. As for my head, I too think it is in the right place, but conformity suggests otherwise. I feel your pain. It's hard to be a brave warrior-poet in these cheeto lands
Topic	Hawkeye actor being attacked by accusations
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 7:46:16 PM #10	Zikten posted... Darmik posted... Who is 'they' that Recetera message board full of SJW extremists They probably want Queen Latifah to play his role in future movies
Topic	who is D_Fen_Door ?
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 7:42:00 PM #3	Zack_Attackv1 posted... I lol'd I haven't seen many of his post so far, but they look promising?
Topic	who is D_Fen_Door ?
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 7:37:51 PM #1	I think I like this fella, he has his head in the right place. A bright spot for CE
Topic	Are you for or against circumcision?
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 5:57:39 PM #4	J03can posted... Male - for Female - against
Topic	Attn guys with small D's.
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 4:13:38 PM #57	Pogo_Marimo posted... Big, obviously. If you can take the girth it's better stimulation tbqh. So not necessarily big, you like girth. Like, a tree stump peen would be better than a spaghetti one, for example?
Topic	Attn guys with small D's.
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 3:21:19 PM #55	@Pogo_Marimo posted... Hey man, I'm sure you've convinced everyone reading this conversation. You nailed it. I believe you, man. Great job. Very composed. Thanks! ^_^ So what do you prefer, big or small?
Topic	Can we agree FoxNews is full of racist now ?
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 3:19:11 PM #17	@ZEROWOLF posted... Shuto-uke posted... cjsdowg posted... https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1184131832411033601 Also do these people know he never set foot on what we now call America Yup, he is a bona fida supremacist. And Ingraham is just as bad Tucker has gone on record saying he is a trust fund baby that trolls for fun. And pretty sure Ingraham's only reason for adopting a Guatemalan orphan was so she could be blatantly racist and use the the excuse that she cant be because she's raising a latino child. Let's break it by parts: 1) Tucker has gone on record saying he is a trust fund baby that trolls for fun. How does it make it better? Say I step on hamsters and squash them (obviously) before I hate hamsters. Or say I step on hamsters and squash them because... I don't hate hamsters, but I know it will troll you. Either way I am still a monster. He does not work for the onion or Last Week Tonight. He delivers "news" and brings white supremacist points to the mainstream. Supremacists have called them "our best ally". Trolling or not, he is as bad as a real supremacist then 2) And pretty sure Ingraham's only reason for adopting a Guatemalan orphan was so she could be blatantly racist and use the the excuse that she cant be because she's raising a latino child. She is a fascinating case. My theory is she wasn't always a supremacist. She was a hardcore rightist, but NOT a supremacist. Then she even adopted the guatemalan girl. But then she dated Dinesh D/Souza or whatever his name is. Apparently he was obsessed with dating "An Aryan conservative woman with blonde hair" (for real!). Then one day he dumped Ingraham, in the middle of a road, with nothing around. BOOM, bye. She went to his home, put a hose through a window and let his home get flooded!!! Dinesh is such a disgusting individual, he made her go insane. I think she became a supremacist after dating him. Then she adopted 3 russian kids to make up for her "sin" of adopting the guatelaman girl and gave a nazi salute at the last RNC.
Topic	So how did Noah capture bears, hippos, lions
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 3:10:00 PM #15	mario2000 posted... Shuto-uke posted... Awww come on. This could be a funny or at least interesting topic. DOn't make it about the usual anti-Christian shit. How come no CEman mocks the belief that there might be a dude with AN ELEPHANT HEAD walking around and that some chick has like 12 arms but only 2 shoulder joints? found the fundie Yeah that's why I replied jokingly and posting a link to noah's ark 3D... LOL
Topic	Attn guys with small D's.
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 3:09:13 PM #52	Pogo_Marimo posted... Tell me I didn't hit the nail square on the head with that guess, right? Surely you're a better person than that? "You didn't hit the nail square on the head with that guess. Right. I am a better person than that". => There. Whew! Now that we got over that: Again, it seems you're not good at the whole reading thing, so let me repeat: Now stop derailing the topic. Let me try to simplify that sentence for you, in case derailing is too long of a word for you: Stop changing OP's topic.
Topic	So how did Noah capture bears, hippos, lions
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 3:03:40 PM #10	HylianFox posted... don't forget Fundies also think dinosaurs were on the ark (they died off after the flood) Awww come on. This could be a funny or at least interesting topic. DOn't make it about the usual anti-Christian shit. How come no CEman mocks the belief that there might be a dude with AN ELEPHANT HEAD walking around and that some chick has like 12 arms but only 2 shoulder joints?
Topic	So how did Noah capture bears, hippos, lions
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 3:02:12 PM #9	@DoctorPiranha3 posted... And for capturing polar bears and penguins, he had to travel to the arctic, all whilst building a massive ship. If I'm being honest, Noah is the true bible deity. By throwing fruit at them. This documentary explains it:
Topic	fenderbender321 is WARNED
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 2:54:37 PM #15	Who posted # 8?
Topic	Attn guys with small D's.
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 2:53:52 PM #50	Pogo_Marimo posted... Shuto-uke posted... You tried to make it about homophobia, not me, ROD. Now stop derailing the topic. Then why did you bring it up? Why do people call vegy creepy? Again, it seems you're not good at the whole reading thing, so let me repeat: Now stop derailing the topic. Let me try to simplify that sentence for you, in case derailing is too long of a word for you: Stop changing OP's topic.
Topic	Attn guys with small D's.
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 2:50:04 PM #48	Pogo_Marimo posted... Shuto-uke posted... I hope you always defend Vegy when people bring up he posts a lot about girls (not even their vaginas, just girls) Why so defensive? It's not like I'm implying you were making a childish insult using juvenile homophobia. Surely your behavior would not be so transparent and crass. Right ROD? You tried to make it about homophobia, not me, ROD. Now stop derailing the topic.
Topic	Can we agree FoxNews is full of racist now ?
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 2:48:26 PM #15	cjsdowg posted... https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1184131832411033601 Also do these people know he never set foot on what we now call America As if that wasn't enough: Yup, he is a bona fida supremacist. And Ingraham is just as bad
Topic	Attn guys with small D's.
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 2:26:47 PM #46	Pogo_Marimo posted... Shuto-uke posted... Not at all, just pointed that out. Why so defensive? Why bother pointing it out? I hope you always defend Vegy when people bring up he posts a lot about girls (not even their vaginas, just girls)
Topic	Attn guys with small D's.
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 2:06:28 PM #43	GoodOlJr posted... Does matter Marry her first shes trapped no sex until marriage?
Topic	Attn guys with small D's.
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 1:58:01 PM #42	Pogo_Marimo posted... Shuto-uke posted... You seem to think a lot about D's.... Do you think... that's a problem? Not at all, just pointed that out. Why so defensive?
Topic	Attn guys with small D's.
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 1:06:54 PM #37	CloneTheHero posted... AdmiralStiff posted... CloneTheHero posted... AdmiralStiff posted... CloneTheHero posted... Pogo_Marimo posted... ultimate reaver posted... gay men dont like small ds either tbh so its not sexist You definitely do not speak for all gay men. thats irrelevant. gay men with little weenies take it in the ass more often than not. so their size is of no consequence. You must have gotten your gay PHD by just watching porn, cuz that's not how it works at all its exactly how it works. stop talking out of your ass son. its possible to have a small weiner if youre a top but obviously youre not going to be very popular. bottoms almost always have tiny dingalings Bruh, I have lost count of how many men I have dicked around with and all this big-top/small-bottom all gay men have anal fiasco you speak of has no weight IRL Go back to playing with your Barbie dolls and leave the G.I. Joe talk to real men who know how to handle a dick traditionally bottoms have small dingalings. i never said it was absolute. it also comes down to personality types. a submissive person will almost always be a bottom. You seem to think a lot about D's....
Topic	Should Columbus Day be celebrated?
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 1:05:32 PM #104	ThyCorndog posted... Squidkids posted... BobanMarjanovic posted... yeah why not because it is full of misinformation including some people trying state the "truth" here huh. didn't know a lot of that. I kinda feel dumb for blindly buying into the stuff people said about him now lol QFT
Topic	Attn guys with small D's.
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 12:30:34 PM #28	The Admiral posted... Certain characteristics are just sexually unappealing, and a tiny cock is one of them. I agree on this. Dicklets and roast beef vags are unappealing
Topic	Attn guys with small D's.
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 11:58:37 AM #22	TripsMonkey posted... Shuto-uke posted... IMO small D shaming should be considered sexism. Go make fun of a girl's weight (which she can control to a degree) and small boobs (which she can also sort of control) and watch women unite and tell you you're an ass. Make fun of a dicklet (dick manlet, get it) and watch women AND men make fun of the dicklet. And if anyone defends the dicklet they will be told they're dicklets too, so you better make fun of the dicklet or else you'll be considered a dicklett too. Agree with most of what you've said, basically. There's a lot of contradictions in regards to what is socially acceptable to shame and mock. Just one issue though, how can women control their breast size? Surgery. There's no safe, effective D-surgery equivalent. And if anyone wanted that I'd feel bad for them, lol.
Topic	Catwoman is officially black....AGAIN
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 11:19:24 AM #60	spanky1 posted... Also, Phiefer will forever be the best Catwoman This
Topic	Catwoman is officially black....AGAIN
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 11:12:32 AM #55	OctilIery posted... Shuto-uke posted... s0nicfan posted... Shuto-uke posted... OctilIery posted... the more detective focused lmao they truly want to kill the franchise. Wait... what's wrong with a detective focus? Lots of great BTAS episodes had Batman solving a crime instead of just beating up the Joker. Ra's literally calls him "detective". That's like half his persona. True. But imagine a mostly detective batman played by Mr. Twlight. eeww Pattinson is an amazing actor that has done tons of iconic roles, dude. So is Danny Devito
Topic	Attn guys with small D's.
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 11:11:30 AM #9	CloneTheHero posted... Shuto-uke posted... IMO small D shaming should be considered sexism. Go make fun of a girl's weight (which she can control to a degree) and small boobs (which she can also sort of control) and watch women unite and tell you you're an ass. Make fun of a dicklet (dick manlet, get it) and watch women AND men make fun of the dicklet. And if anyone defends the dicklet they will be told they're dicklets too, so you better make fun of the dicklet or else you'll be considered a dicklett too. ahhhhhh knew we'd have an incel post eventually thanks for proving my point
Topic	Attn guys with small D's.
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 10:54:55 AM #7	IMO small D shaming should be considered sexism. Go make fun of a girl's weight (which she can control to a degree) and small boobs (which she can also sort of control) and watch women unite and tell you you're an ass. Make fun of a dicklet (dick manlet, get it) and watch women AND men make fun of the dicklet. And if anyone defends the dicklet they will be told they're dicklets too, so you better make fun of the dicklet or else you'll be considered a dicklett too.
Topic	Attn guys with small D's.
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 10:48:27 AM #6	Kazi1212 posted... ascetic what is that?
Topic	LeBron James is officially a pro Beijing shill
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 10:31:52 AM #23	Xx09x7 posted... The Admiral posted... Same dude who organized a protest where players wore hoodies to support Trayvon and his victimization defends the Chinese government. Lebron showing off the limits of his high school education again. Typical Admiral using the murder of a kid to insult a black man. Lebron is wrong here though QFT
Topic	Catwoman is officially black....AGAIN
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 10:31:18 AM #52	s0nicfan posted... Shuto-uke posted... OctilIery posted... the more detective focused lmao they truly want to kill the franchise. Wait... what's wrong with a detective focus? Lots of great BTAS episodes had Batman solving a crime instead of just beating up the Joker. Ra's literally calls him "detective". That's like half his persona. True. But imagine a mostly detective batman played by Mr. Twlight. eeww
Topic	LeBron James is officially a pro Beijing shill
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 10:15:12 AM #19	spudger posted... The Admiral posted... Shuto-uke posted... The Admiral posted... Superlinkbro posted... s0nicfan posted... "I don't want to get into a word or sentence feud with Daryl Morey," he said, "but I believe he wasn't educated on the situation at hand and he spoke." On the subject of education, let's compare. LeBron James St. Vincent-St. Mary High School, diploma Daryl Morey Northwestern University, B.S. in Computer Science M.I.T., Master's Degree (M.B.A.) Addy would have usually sided with China. But since a wealthy african american athlete sided with china... I believe addy just bought his ticket to go to hong kong and support the protestors there ;) Does this sound smart in your head? it was pretty fuckin funny :^)
Topic	Catwoman is officially black....AGAIN
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 10:11:14 AM #44	OctilIery posted... the more detective focused lmao they truly want to kill the franchise.
Topic	Catwoman is officially black....AGAIN
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 10:10:44 AM #43	@CM_Ponch posted... Shuto-uke posted... Kravitz and Pattinson. I am sure the studios wanted to retire batman and this was their way of doing it. From a HUGE batman fan, please no more batman for 10 to 20 year, thanks. Ditto goes for 007, coming from a HUGE 007 fan, after 007 stopped being Bond in order to become tumblr-Bond, I am ready for the franchise to go away for 20 years so the next Bond can look like he's supposed to, or else the next bond will have to be a bi-racial, two-soul pansexual otherkin. Lmao, how do you function To die without leaving a corpse... That is the way of us the shuto
Topic	LeBron James is officially a pro Beijing shill
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 10:08:26 AM #15	The Admiral posted... Superlinkbro posted... s0nicfan posted... "I don't want to get into a word or sentence feud with Daryl Morey," he said, "but I believe he wasn't educated on the situation at hand and he spoke." On the subject of education, let's compare. LeBron James St. Vincent-St. Mary High School, diploma Daryl Morey Northwestern University, B.S. in Computer Science M.I.T., Master's Degree (M.B.A.) Addy would have usually sided with China. But since a wealthy african american athlete sided with china... I believe addy just bought his ticket to go to hong kong and support the protestors there ;)
Topic	LeBron James is officially a pro Beijing shill
Shuto-uke 10/15/19 10:07:10 AM #14	this topic will be gone too. ShaghaiFAQs
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