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TopicMy only problem with The Hobbit (book) is... *spoilers*
SideshowBob311
10/22/19 5:29:25 PM
#17
Yeah I'm not going to deny how massively influential Tolkien's work is...but goddamn his books are an awful read. It felt like a solid 3rd of Two Towers was spent/wasted describing a forest.
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TopicJurors STRUGGLED to Convict AMBER GUYGER and considered a LIGHTER SENTENCE!!
SideshowBob311
10/04/19 10:29:17 PM
#2
They should have struggled...murder was the incorrect charge here. Without any sort of motive, forethought, or malice this definitely seemed like manslaughter or negligent homicide
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Topic"At least we can all agree the third one is the worst"
SideshowBob311
10/04/19 10:27:22 PM
#7
Jaws 3 was definitely the worst
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TopicAmber Guyger only gets 10 YEARS IN PRISON..and the Victim's Brother HUGS HER!!
SideshowBob311
10/03/19 12:47:18 AM
#90
10 years seems about right and I'm amazed she got convicted of flat out murder in the first place. It seems like a lot closer to manslaughter or negligent homicide...I was under the impression that murder required motive and/or forethought.
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TopicDebut episode of AEW Wednesday Night Dynamite airs tonight. You watching?
SideshowBob311
10/02/19 6:04:00 PM
#22
So....one dude I know and like (Jericho), one dude I know and can't stand (Rhodes) and an assortment of generic-ass indie talent? No thank you.
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TopicSo whats up with coffee, is it good or bad for you?
SideshowBob311
10/02/19 6:01:14 PM
#9
R1masher posted...
Its bad for you because people died to get it to your table


Nope, still delicious.
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TopicCheap & easy meals/snacks y'all eat?
SideshowBob311
09/19/19 10:18:11 PM
#15
1 package of red beans and rice - $2.30
https://vigofoods.com/catalog/product/2145/vigo-red-beans-rice

1 smoked sausage - $2.45
https://www.hillshirefarm.com/products/rope-sausage/cajun-style-andouille-smoked-sausage

1 bell pepper - $0.70
1 small onion - $0.40

That'll easily get you two meals, it tastes great, and it's relatively healthy. Feel free to add hot sauce or jalapenos if you like heat
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TopicDo you CARE that Alexa, etc listen to your conversations?
SideshowBob311
09/19/19 10:12:30 PM
#7
If Alexa wants to listen to my wife and I bicker over what to cook for dinner, or me bitch about the Cubs on a nightly basis, she's welcome to.
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TopicBernie Sanders unveils 2.5 Trillion dollar Housing For All plan
SideshowBob311
09/18/19 2:51:54 PM
#71
Spooking posted...
Bernie Sanders want to bankrupt the US. He has ill intent.


Nobody things Bernie Sanders is deliberately trying to destroy the United States. He's just an optimistic idiot who might inadvertently destroy the United States.
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TopicBernie Sanders unveils 2.5 Trillion dollar Housing For All plan
SideshowBob311
09/18/19 1:21:32 PM
#32
I Like Toast posted...
tremain07 posted...
It's practically written that it's Biden vs Warren and even then, Biden is who the establishment democrats want as well as centralists, the public and even some of the right wing
How is the dnc so incompetent to have Biden leading?


Because they actually want to beat Trump this time around?

I know if the Dems put Biden up I'll be happily voting for him. If the Dems put up Warren, I'll have to hold my nose and vote Trump, or possibly not vote at all.
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TopicTrump: Homeless people are dirtying up our prestigious cities
SideshowBob311
09/18/19 1:18:14 PM
#26
Questionmarktarius posted...
Antifar posted...
Meanwhile

https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1174345793773494273

Building fucktons of new housing would eliminate the need for rent control, though.


This has been tried. Look up Cabrini-Green and see how well it went.
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TopicBernie Sanders unveils 2.5 Trillion dollar Housing For All plan
SideshowBob311
09/18/19 1:15:39 PM
#27
Thank God.....one less nutball we have to worry about getting elected. Way to murder your campaign Bernie, it's much appreciated.
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TopicSo if you are poor in America and you break your leg, what happens?
SideshowBob311
09/18/19 1:14:25 PM
#62
The same thing that you do when your car breaks or your house breaks. You file an insurance claim, or pay for it out of pocket.
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TopicAnyone here plan on renting forever? Anything wrong with renting instead of
SideshowBob311
09/15/19 7:25:45 PM
#14
If you can afford to own, and you're fairly certain you want to stay in the location you're in, buying is smarter than owning. Why give money to someone else when you can be using it to build equity for yourself?

That being said, it's incredibly stupid to stretch yourself thin financially just to say "I own something".
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TopicWhat is your taco bell order?
SideshowBob311
09/15/19 10:13:54 AM
#32
Two chicken quesadillas. Quick, easy, not horrifically bad for you
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TopicImportant lessons we learned from The Last Jedi
SideshowBob311
09/11/19 10:57:32 PM
#9
If you develop an interesting character (Finn), make sure you have something worthwhile for him/her to do in your movie (whatever the opposite of that casino planet nonsense is).
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Topicdo men need to be more open to buying and owning sex toys?
SideshowBob311
09/08/19 5:44:31 PM
#7
Also....fleshlights are disgusting. No matter how well someone cleans or disinfects it, it's still just a rubber tube you jizz in repeatedly.
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TopicPeople who don't like Trump and what he stands for...but still vote for him
SideshowBob311
09/08/19 5:41:43 PM
#4
The only person I'd actively vote for Trump instead of would be Elizabeth Warren. She's just as insane as Trump, but more competent and therefore able to do more damage.

This is all hypothetical, as I live in Chicago and my vote is 100% meaningless in presidential elections.
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TopicI'm going to my first Dungeons and Dragons game tomorrow!!
SideshowBob311
09/08/19 5:39:53 PM
#5
Be sure to make your character a dark, brooding loner who "doesn't work well with others". DM's absolutely love that, trust me.
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TopicLife without parole for stealing a jacket.
SideshowBob311
09/08/19 1:50:28 PM
#133
SH_expert44 posted...
wasnt it his 4th felony offense or something?


If this is true, he 100% deserves the sentence. By the 4th go-around, you've made it perfectly clear you have no interest in obeying society's laws and therefore have no place in society. Enjoy your cage.
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TopicIf the US was split in half between liberal and conservatives, which would
SideshowBob311
09/04/19 7:07:37 PM
#53
That depends on how you're doing the split.

If you're splitting by state, on a majority rules basis....the liberal states would be better off.

If you're splitting on a person-by-person basis? All of the industries that matter in this country (short of entertainment) along with law enforcement and the military, are controlled by conservatives.
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TopicImagine not realizing the police are an oppressive force
SideshowBob311
09/01/19 9:54:40 AM
#21
The only people who consistently and loudly have a problem with the police are people who want to commit crime without repercussions.
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TopicHypothetical: Some guy saves his dog over your son in a burning building
SideshowBob311
09/01/19 9:49:50 AM
#56
Ilishe posted...
AzureAnihilator posted...
Ilishe posted...
It's not his fault the building burned down, but damn man, priorities. You can't let a human being die over a dog.

Explain.


What is there to explain exactly @AzureAnihilator?

I don't think this guy set the fire.

He should have prioritised saving a human life over the life of an animal, no matter how cute or endearing said animal.


No one is ever going to prioritize a stranger over someone that they have an emotional attachment to....even if it's a cat/dog.
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TopicWho is bad enough to be the next Marvel Films big evil? Spoilers
SideshowBob311
08/26/19 10:28:35 PM
#34
As cool of a character/concept as Galactus is, I feel like he doesn't have the personality to be the next "multi-movie" type threat.

As for Doom...he's got Reed Richards level intellect, Dr. Strange level magical ability, the money/power of an entire nation state behind him, and a really entertaining superiority complex. I'd vote Doom
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TopicWhy is it so many people dont have any sort of savings
SideshowBob311
08/18/19 4:53:44 PM
#73
EternalDivide posted...
When rent is 75% of your income and bills take up nearly all the rest. It's pretty hard for most people to save anything.


When rent is 75% of your income you're living some place you should not be.
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TopicWhy is it so many people dont have any sort of savings
SideshowBob311
08/18/19 2:13:50 PM
#52
I'm generally older than most people around here, but when you get to my age (upper 30's) it tends to be the "I want X children, and I either don't care or don't realize that I cannot afford that many" people who are living with zero savings.
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TopicIs it okay to pepper spray a cat who keeps shitting in the yard
SideshowBob311
08/13/19 3:25:45 PM
#8
The Admiral posted...
If it's someone's pet, that's a quick way to get a serious criminal charge.


Or a severe beating. Not saying it'd be legal, but I could definitely see someone beating the shit out of you if you pepper sprayed their cat. Especially if it did serious harm, as pepper spray isn't designed to be used on small animals.
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Topictrump offers you $1,000,000 in tax free cash to vote for him in 2020, do you?
SideshowBob311
08/11/19 6:32:54 PM
#56
I'd do that in a second. I live in Illinois, my vote is 100% irrelevant. The Democrats could reanimate Stalin and run him for president and Illinois would still go blue.
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TopicWould you vote for someone who promises to make Halloween on Saturday?
SideshowBob311
08/06/19 12:46:06 AM
#3
Halloween is on Halloween. If any candidate spent more time on the issue than that one statement, I'd think they have their priorities WAY out of line and probably not vote for them.
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TopicIf terrorists attacked Dayton, El Paso and Gilroy, would America do nothing?
SideshowBob311
08/05/19 1:31:07 AM
#7
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
DirkDiggles posted...
Terrorists did attack Dayton, El Paso, and Gilroy.


If a terror organization exploiting weaknesses in the nation's defenses launched three attacks on America in a week, you can be damn sure Congress would cut short its recess to act. So what's the difference?


An "organization" implies a group and an ongoing threat. These were three individuals, all of whom have been stopped, one way or another. What exactly would you like Congress to do in order to stop threats that have already ended?
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TopicDo you support racists getting punched for being racist?
SideshowBob311
08/03/19 5:06:32 PM
#17
ThePhantomMedic posted...
SideshowBob311 posted...
The mentality of "It's ok to punch people who's ideas I don't like" is a very, very dangerous direction to go in.


their supposed "ideas i dont like" are a very dangerous set of ideals to have. fuck look at the racial tension going on today. Shut the fuck up.


"I should be able to physically beat someone I disagree with" is a far more dangerous idea than anything a racist is saying.
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TopicAwesome, there's a new season of She-Ra out on Netflix
SideshowBob311
08/03/19 4:58:53 PM
#13
Did they fix the garbage art style yet?
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TopicDo you support racists getting punched for being racist?
SideshowBob311
08/03/19 4:57:08 PM
#5
The mentality of "It's ok to punch people who's ideas I don't like" is a very, very dangerous direction to go in.
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TopicWhy are Democrats destroying themselves with identity politics?
SideshowBob311
08/01/19 11:40:39 PM
#9
It's the Democratic party, what do you expect?

These are the same people who managed to field two candidates in 2016 that were so incredibly bad that a completely unqualified, spectacular idiot got elected president.
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TopicChildless millennials should be banned from Disney World, mom rants
SideshowBob311
07/30/19 3:16:58 PM
#31
BaiusGaltar posted...
Who cares what some rando mom on Twitter says?


I mean, swap out "some rando mom" for "anybody" and you're on the right track.
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TopicMayor of London calls for emergency powers so he can lower the cost of rent.
SideshowBob311
07/20/19 12:41:05 PM
#8
Oh yeah, rent control works so well. Look at New York....you pay a thousand dollars a month to live in a closet.
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TopicAbout 5 months left in 2019. How's your Game of the Decade list coming along?
SideshowBob311
07/20/19 12:39:54 PM
#3
I'd say Witcher 3 and Horizon Zero Dawn definitely have a place on my list....beyond that, it'd take some thought.
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TopicC/D: People who grill with charcoal instead of propane ain't right.
SideshowBob311
07/09/19 11:13:00 PM
#7
Charcoal is good for tailgating, camping, or other times when you're grilling simple things and have time to kill.

Propane is for when you're actually trying to cook on the grill and need to regulate temperature.
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TopicAmerican users here, any plans for July 4th?
SideshowBob311
06/30/19 5:27:47 PM
#26
Head to the local carnival. Eat food that's bad for me. Drink a few beers. Play Skee-Ball with my wife, try to win something. Watch fireworks.
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TopicNew York bans gay and trans 'panic' defenses
SideshowBob311
06/30/19 5:25:07 PM
#17
SodomInsane posted...
That is fucked up there are still 44 states where if a guy is fucking a woman and finds out she has a dick or is trans he can kill her and use this defense.


That's a textbook definition of rape by deception. Are you not ok with people defending themselves from rapists?
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Topicholocaust survivor: ocasio cortez deserves nobel prize in stupidity
SideshowBob311
06/30/19 4:49:35 PM
#5
Is this supposed to be news? She's dumber than a sack of hammers.
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TopicWhoever is falling for Pete Buttigieg..
SideshowBob311
06/28/19 10:29:01 PM
#7
He meets my super strict qualifications.....he's not Trump or Elizabeth Warren.
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TopicI'm gonna do my first playthru of Baldur's Gate! Any tips? *spoilers*
SideshowBob311
06/28/19 6:47:37 PM
#32
It sounds like you're about ready to head down into the Naskel mines. What's your current party?
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TopicKansas seems like a really nice state to live in.
SideshowBob311
06/28/19 9:51:46 AM
#13
Too tornado-y. Boring food. Rabid obsession with KU college basketball.
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TopicWho are you supporting for president of the United States?
SideshowBob311
06/28/19 9:48:49 AM
#31
I swear to God if I have to choose between Trump and Elizabeth Warren I'm going to vote for a meteor to come and end it all.
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