Lurker > SolaFide

Nope. Every holder of the office is an equally sacrilegious anti-Christ to me.

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"There is not now, ever was, nor will be, any man in the world enlightened but by Jesus Christ."
-Jonathan Edwards

Fuparulez posted...

SolaFide posted...

Last I checked, briefs were a perfectly masculine form of underwear. No reason to imply that they are similar to panties.

Explain how they are dissimilar. In Germany, they don't even bother using different words between a men's slip and a women's slip.

Three big things:

1. Men's briefs have a fly and panties don't
2. Men's briefs have a mucher thicker waistband than panties do.
3. Men's briefs cover more of a man's rear than any panties do for a woman's, with the possible exception of granny panties.

The one style of ladies' underwear that you may be able to say resembles men's briefs are boyshorts, and those resemble men's briefs--not the other way around. Hence their name: 'boyshorts.'
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"There is not now, ever was, nor will be, any man in the world enlightened but by Jesus Christ."
-Jonathan Edwards

Last I checked, briefs were a perfectly masculine form of underwear. No reason to imply that they are similar to panties.
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"There is not now, ever was, nor will be, any man in the world enlightened but by Jesus Christ."
-Jonathan Edwards

I wore Fruit of the Loom for years but switched to Calvin Klein this summer. Their briefs were pricey, even on sale, but they are very comfortable and look great.
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"There is not now, ever was, nor will be, any man in the world enlightened but by Jesus Christ."
-Jonathan Edwards

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/things-got-slashy-305628

After her boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex, a Florida Woman allegedly grabbed a kitchen knife and slashed him multiple times on the arm and shoulder, according to a criminal complaint.

The confrontation between Jennifer Lee Chapman, 37, and her live-in boyfriend occurred around 5:45 AM Friday in the couples apartment in Dunedin, a Tampa suburb.

A sheriffs deputy reported that Chapman and the 36-year-old victim got into a verbal argument over defendant wanting to have sex and the victim did not because he was too tired.

After Chapman grabbed a knife and cut her arm, the couple began grappling on the kitchen floor. When they briefly separated, Chapman allegedly cut victims left arm and shoulder area multiple times. She also head-butted and punched her boyfriend in the face, cops allege.

Pictured above, Chapman was arrested yesterday in connection with the July 5 incident. She was booked into the county jail after being charged with aggravated battery, a felony.

Chapman is also facing a probation violation charge in connection with her guilty plea last year for illegally possessing marijuana, crystal meth, and the antidepressant Xanax. She was sentenced in October to two years probation.

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"There is not now, ever was, nor will be, any man in the world enlightened but by Jesus Christ."
-Jonathan Edwards

https://nypost.com/2017/06/14/man-who-robbed-bank-to-get-away-from-wife-sentence-to-home-confinement

A Kansas man who robbed a bank last September and told police that he was hoping to get caught so he would get prison time to escape his wife was sentenced Tuesday to six months of home confinement after pleading guilty, the Kansas City Star reported.

Lawrence John Ripple took the guilty plea in January. He told the judge Tuesday that he had heart surgery that left him depressed when he committed the bank robbery, the paper reported.

His public defender told the court that Ripple had lived a law-abiding life and was in a stable relationship with his wife. He has four stepchildren, the report said.

Ripple handed a note to a bank teller in Kansas City demanding cash and warning he had a gun. Ripple took the money, $2,924, and went to sit in the lobby, where he told a guard he was the guy he was looking for.

Officers arrived quickly. An FBI agent wrote in the affidavit that Ripple had earlier been arguing with his wife. He told investigators he wrote the note in front of his wife, telling her he would rather be in jail than at home.

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"There is not now, ever was, nor will be, any man in the world enlightened but by Jesus Christ."
-Jonathan Edwards

A bungling felon from Washington state made a series of blunders when he shot himself in the testicles and tried to hide the weapon all while storing drugs in his anus, a report said Wednesday.

Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, 27, was carrying a pistol in his front pocket while in his Cashmere, Wash., apartment on April 5 when the firearm accidentally discharged and pierced his groin and thigh, according to the Wenatchee World News.

http://nypost.com/2019/05/22/man-allegedly-hiding-drugs-in-butt-accidentally-shoots-himself-in-testicles/
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"There is not now, ever was, nor will be, any man in the world enlightened but by Jesus Christ."
-Jonathan Edwards

JlM posted...

These things always just turn me into my sister.

Yeah, female me just looks like a prissier version of my sister xD
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"There is not now, ever was, nor will be, any man in the world enlightened but by Jesus Christ."
-Jonathan Edwards

Crayon_Lover posted...

Not too partial to ladies with whiskers myself xD
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"There is not now, ever was, nor will be, any man in the world enlightened but by Jesus Christ."
-Jonathan Edwards

GregShmedley posted...

I'm surprised there isn't a backlash on it.

Oh, there is. From the SJWs no less.

https://thenextweb.com/socialmedia/2019/05/18/why-snapchats-new-gender-swap-feature-is-problematic-for-trans-people/

https://www.dailywire.com/news/47395/snapchats-new-gender-swap-filter-causing-problems-emily-zanotti
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"There is not now, ever was, nor will be, any man in the world enlightened but by Jesus Christ."
-Jonathan Edwards

...made me far cuter as a girl than I had any right to be.
https://imgur.com/GWApo8W

Anyone else play around with this new filter and find the results hilarious?
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"There is not now, ever was, nor will be, any man in the world enlightened but by Jesus Christ."
-Jonathan Edwards