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TopicDid you have a positive or negative impression of me prior to this topic?
Summarizer
10/17/19 11:09:56 PM
#15
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1m5j8lqWsvu
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TopicDid you have a positive or negative impression of me prior to this topic?
Summarizer
10/17/19 11:01:54 PM
#13
I've decided to use what time I have left to follow my passion and sing. No need to be self-conscious when nobody knows who I am anyway!

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1PjkKRZkosK
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TopicDid you have a positive or negative impression of me prior to this topic?
Summarizer
10/17/19 10:46:51 PM
#10
Also I sing badly sometimes.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1fD91eXs1AU
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TopicDid you have a positive or negative impression of me prior to this topic?
Summarizer
10/17/19 9:39:19 PM
#7
GiftedACIII posted...
Are you leverageblargh?

No. Before this I went by MonkeySee, and before that some other unmemorable low-karma, low-post account. I pretty much just stick to lurking, anonymity, and occasional shitposts.
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TopicDid you have a positive or negative impression of me prior to this topic?
Summarizer
10/17/19 8:31:08 PM
#1
Well? - Results (15 votes)
N/a, I have no idea who you are
86.67% (13 votes)
13
Eh, I recognize the name but you're kinda just there
6.67% (1 vote)
1
I had a negative impression of you
6.67% (1 vote)
1
I had a positive impression of you
0% (0 votes)
0
Just wondering in my last moments before I'm closed forever.
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TopicDo you like The Dixie Chicks?
Summarizer
10/17/19 7:58:46 PM
#6
Sure. I don't know them very well, but I can groove to Wide Open Spaces and I Can Love You Better.
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TopicBella Hadid Is the World's Most Beautiful Woman According To Science
Summarizer
10/17/19 8:39:36 AM
#8
gmOrYVW

Bella Hadid
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TopicLet's post our age, salary and last time we had sex
Summarizer
10/16/19 9:14:26 PM
#44
Doctor_Dementia posted...
Summarizer posted...
29
35K
Depends. If we're talking piv only, never. If other things count, about 22 1/2 months ago.

Going nowhere.
What ?what is piv

Um. Well, the 'i' stands for 'in'. I imagine you can figure out the other two letters from there.
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TopicLet's post our age, salary and last time we had sex
Summarizer
10/16/19 9:09:06 PM
#36
29
35K
Depends. If we're talking piv only, never. If other things count, about 22 1/2 months ago.

Going nowhere.
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TopicWhat's the worst crime you've commited that you're allowed to admit on GameFAQs?
Summarizer
10/16/19 7:05:45 PM
#6
My soul is stained black. My crimes are beyond counting and beyond any hope of redemption.
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TopicDo you ever wonder if you actually like women, or just the IDEA of women?
Summarizer
10/16/19 11:09:05 AM
#7
Do you ever wonder if you actually like shitposting, or just the IDEA of shitposting?
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TopicTo the straight single dudes on ce.
Summarizer
10/16/19 10:50:05 AM
#33
0. Women pretend to be interested in me sometimes, but it's all an act.
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TopicI really don't know what thefuck to do, anyone got advice?
Summarizer
10/16/19 10:10:15 AM
#25
Ryuko_Chan posted...
I think what would save me is if I were good at something, literally anything
im painfully mediocre at best at everything i do and it sucks

Kind of a catch-22 there. In order to get good at something you have to spend time at it. In order to spend time at it, you have to have some kind of motivation.
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TopicStarted the wheel of time series
Summarizer
10/15/19 1:46:49 PM
#24
Funkydog posted...
Be prepared for lots of braid tugging and sighing.

And don't forget the sniffing!
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TopicStarted the wheel of time series
Summarizer
10/15/19 1:44:35 PM
#20
Like 80% of the female characters are slightly different versions of the same character. The whining in either direction about the opposite sex takes up about 15% of the dialogue. If you can get past these things, it's pretty decent.
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TopicWelp, im out of purg bois
Summarizer
10/15/19 12:48:18 PM
#4
Finally time to end my hunger strike.
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TopicATTN: Guys with long hair
Summarizer
10/15/19 12:14:34 PM
#81
WafflehouseJK posted...
Summarizer posted...
Everybody with long hair: "Most people look bad with long hair, but not me. I look much better than with short hair."
Nah, most people look better with longer hair tbh. Maybe not shoulder length, but buzz cuts and super close cuts are fucking gross. Get some bangs at least.

How about a pic of you so we can verify?
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TopicATTN: Guys with long hair
Summarizer
10/15/19 11:13:22 AM
#65
Everybody with long hair: "Most people look bad with long hair, but not me. I look much better than with short hair."
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TopicEw I found a wasp in my room
Summarizer
10/14/19 9:07:44 AM
#4
Just be careful. I think that's the kind that lays their eggs in you while you're sleeping.
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TopicIm sad and lonely ama.
Summarizer
10/13/19 10:21:45 AM
#3
Do you need attention?
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TopicStroke rates continue 30 year decline consistent across sex and race in the US
Summarizer
10/13/19 10:20:30 AM
#4

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TopicWhatever happened to JustMonika?
Summarizer
10/13/19 12:08:09 AM
#30
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Tyranthraxus posted...
Not gonna lie, getting constantly confused with CrimsonAngeI is one of the reasons I changed the name.

I mean I'd understand being confused as a the Blonde CEgal

Is it true that you go through so many names because you hate being confused with yourself?
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TopicWhatever happened to JustMonika?
Summarizer
10/12/19 11:59:15 PM
#28
Tyranthraxus posted...
Not gonna lie, getting constantly confused with CrimsonAngeI is one of the reasons I changed the name.

Now I just confuse you with @Tyrannosaurus. You're moving down in the world.
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TopicI kicked a rooster because I was angry.
Summarizer
10/12/19 9:18:55 AM
#4
Yes. But roosters are assholes, so fair next.
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TopicWho is the most condescending poster on CE?
Summarizer
10/11/19 11:19:26 PM
#35
I'd say @COVxy takes the cake, from what I've seen.
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TopicRIP Parmesan cheese. Trump is gonna kill it.
Summarizer
10/03/19 10:24:44 AM
#16
Romulox28 posted...
parmesan cheese is for peasants, people with taste & sophistication put romano cheese on their pasta

Blue cheese or nothing.
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TopicEx wants to get back together with me, but keeps hooking up with her other ex
Summarizer
10/03/19 10:04:04 AM
#44
I always confuse Vermander and Turtlebread. I wonder what @Turtlebread would do.
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TopicWhy is talking so hard
Summarizer
10/03/19 8:24:42 AM
#2
Wear a mask so nobody knows it's you. Then you can be whoever you want to be.
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TopicAre you a fan of taylor swift's music?
Summarizer
10/02/19 9:32:10 PM
#7
The Trent posted...
she'll forever be the girl who sang that "she wears short shorts i'm in the bleachers she's a cheerleader" fucking song

You say that like it's a bad thing.
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TopicTfw you just want to quit a horribly toxic job
Summarizer
10/02/19 7:20:59 PM
#126
Beware of people seeing it as preferential treatment, and resenting you for it. If you thought it was toxic before ...
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TopicI wish I could wear that mask like they do in Japan out in public
Summarizer
09/30/19 11:44:09 PM
#2
Just wear a ski mask.
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TopicDo you use dipping sauces?
Summarizer
09/30/19 11:21:40 PM
#8
1/3 C jalapenos
1/3 C juice jalapenos are packed in
2 C mayonnaise
2 T sugar
4 t cumin
4 t paprika
2 t garlic
2 t cayenne
dash salt

mix it up in food processor/blender

liquid candy
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TopicPopcorn_Fairy has passed away. RIP buddy, you will be missed.
Summarizer
09/28/19 11:21:54 PM
#232
He was one of the contributors in an old karaoke topic I made. I've been wanting to make another lately, but now it'll always feel like it's missing something.
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Topicwhat's a healthy alternative to spaghetti?
Summarizer
09/28/19 10:07:55 AM
#12
Colorahdo posted...
Lecture her on CICO and serve only noodles

This. Also mansplain about how diets are a waste of time.
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TopicI don't understand how I can be so muscular at 135 lbs
Summarizer
09/27/19 11:56:37 PM
#46
Ving_Rhames posted...
Do you have to tread while in water to stay above it, OP?

idk, I try to avoid water deep enough that I can't touch the bottom. I mostly just thrash around like a madman. It always gets in my nose, which may or may not answer your question.

Parappa09 posted...
can i lick your abs?

That sounds awkward.

VanananaHeyHey posted...
How old are you? If you're youngish, you may fill out a bit more throughout your twenties and early thirties without needing to put much effort in (but obviously better effort = better results).

I'm turning 30 in a couple months. I don't know how much filling out I'm going to be doing at this point. I have an extremely active lifestyle.
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TopicI don't understand how I can be so muscular at 135 lbs
Summarizer
09/26/19 11:11:02 PM
#40
VanananaHeyHey posted...
Summarizer posted...
Only if you guys promise to be so mean you make me cry.

Yes, bb.

Okay then. And as you can plainly see, I do in fact have plenty of body fat. Not even that skinny when I'm scrunching up my torso instead of lengthening it. Still working on controlling my diet and getting rid of my sweet tooth. When I can get a little discipline there maybe I'll be able to take the next step and come closer to a body I can be proud of.

yLcz2Sv
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TopicI don't understand how I can be so muscular at 135 lbs
Summarizer
09/26/19 9:31:52 PM
#38
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Same. Except Im 130. Id love to be 135.

Bro, where you at? Let's be gym buddies. We'll get up to 150 and be the cocks of the walk.

JimCarrysToe posted...
Front pic!


Parappa09 posted...
front pics?

Only if you guys promise to be so mean you make me cry.

The Popo posted...
Did you remember to take the groceries outta the bag before putting it on your head?

Yes.

Old NoiseTank posted...
wtf

Agreed.
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TopicDo I sound pretentious when I tell girls I custom designed and imported my shoes
Summarizer
09/26/19 5:04:47 PM
#34
So take heed, take heed of the western winds
Take heed of the stormy weather
And yes, there's something you can send back to me
Spanish boots of Spanish leather
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TopicWhat do you think about this 13 year old fashion prodigy?
Summarizer
09/26/19 11:01:32 AM
#2
Posting in 2-post topic.
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TopicI love music
Summarizer
09/25/19 10:18:31 PM
#12
TheHoldSteady posted...
It's kind of cool having complete strangers just belt their rawest emotions at you

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ODqExbYOle
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TopicIs Vicious_Dios ok?
Summarizer
09/25/19 3:24:48 PM
#21
Everyone hold your loved ones a little closer today in honor of Vicious_Dios.
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TopicIs Vicious_Dios ok?
Summarizer
09/25/19 12:24:56 PM
#7
Didn't watch the video, but I'm praying for you Vicious_Dios.
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TopicThese are people I frequently contact
Summarizer
09/25/19 12:10:02 PM
#14
RedWhiteBlue posted...
Why the fuck are you giving Luna attention

You do know who that is, right?

No. Who is it? I love good gossip.
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TopicIf people knew the consequences of their words, do you think it would change
Summarizer
09/25/19 10:28:33 AM
#34
Yes, I like to think so. I think most people are basically good, and don't like to cause others to suffer. The issue may be mainly a lack of empathy, but if you could force a little empathy into them (making them see and feel the consequences of their actions) they would try to avoid causing pain.
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TopicI love music
Summarizer
09/25/19 10:05:56 AM
#2
pls sing song
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TopicI don't understand how I can be so muscular at 135 lbs
Summarizer
09/24/19 11:16:04 PM
#21
LostForest posted...
Abiz_ posted...
You're skinny fat. Weak man


Fig 1.
Jealousy

That comment is what I made the topic for, bro. This is my motivation. Positive reinforcement is nothing in the face of my insecurity. I need this to push me when I start to flag. I'm grateful to Abiz_. Someday I'll be what I want to be, and nobody will ever call me skinny or fat or skinny fat. I'll show every last goddamn one of you, I swear it.
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TopicI don't understand how I can be so muscular at 135 lbs
Summarizer
09/24/19 10:52:20 PM
#19
Admiral_Zero posted...
What are your bench, deadlift, and squat maxes?

idk, never really tried. I know I can bench my weight, but probably not far above. Maybe 140-145? Don't do squats or deadlifts much. Over 150 pounds for sure since I sometimes lift that much for work, but not sure how far above. Probably not more than 200?
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TopicI don't understand how I can be so muscular at 135 lbs
Summarizer
09/24/19 10:40:05 PM
#17
Abiz_ posted...
You're skinny fat. Weak man

Fat? Awww. Gotta lose even more weight now? brb getting down to 120.

KQVk3oE
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TopicI don't understand how I can be so muscular at 135 lbs
Summarizer
09/24/19 10:38:13 PM
#14
I mean, I sorta have lats. Kinda.

4LyVRwr
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