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This is a little follow up to my first big topic (well, it was big before PotD deleted it):
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1061-1061-sex-and-sexuality/77735868

Just took back a few hundred dollars worth of women's clothing. Heavily used during the last 2 months. And I mean heavily used. I had maternity pants that I stretched out to capacity with water balloons. Not the usual kind of balloons. I'm talking 24" items from Party City. I worked the bras so hard that the straps were starting to rip. I wore a thong for the first time. You get the idea.

Turns out all that usage came back to bite me in the ass. I had to eat about $50-$60 in losses on the returns. Some of the clothes were too far gone, to the point it was obvious. Other items had too much cat hair on them. (Shitty cat...) I'd be more pissed about it. But I kind of feel like it's my punishment for catering to my sinful desires. They got pretty dirty...But I probably can't say more without getting modded. (Hell, seeing how it is around here lately, I'm probably taking a risk making this topic. But who cares? This is just my alt, after all.)

But in case some of you were wondering, I just wanted to let you know. Just make sure you take better care of the clothes than I did! That was stupid of me.

Walmart took back the majority of my clothes. Victoria's Secret took them all back! Didn't even bother to check for ripping or cat hair.

Now I'm back to normal. No more girl clothes for this man body.

I feel like a drug addict who just got clean.

But I think this is going to be a hard week to get through...

darcandkharg31 posted...

Imagine being a pregnant woman.

I do that literally every damn day. It's the sexiest thing I can possibly imagine!

I wish with all of my heart I could become a woman! Temporarily, of course.

Trying to sleep while pregnant was a bad idea. Very bad.

I've only got a couple fantasies left to act out.

I may post them here if they're good. But keeping this damn topic bumped is getting exhausting. I might just make a new topic when I return the clothes.

Wowk is the last name of Emily Wowk. She is a mostly-hidden youtuber who has put both of her pregnancies on video. Her first one was a teen pregnancy. And her belly...oh...her belly...just...just look!

The return policy for Victoria's Secret is 30 days. Everything else is 90 days. That means I'm gonna have to take everything back soon. Kind of a shame, but I'm also kind of bored of these particular clothes.

On that note, tonight will be my most "extreme" idea. I'm gonna try to sleep with a water balloon the size of a regular pregnant belly. No twins.

This could be the worst idea of them all, because I could have lower back problems all night. Real pregnant women have the worst time going to sleep. And I'm about to do this willingly? Am I insane? Well, yes...but you see...

One of my biggest fantasies is to magically wake up one day transformed into a pregnant woman. Over the course of the night, assuming I sleep ok, I should be unconscious-enough to wake up the next morning without remembering my plan. Thus...my fantasy will sorta, kinda, not really come true.

Maybe this will be my best idea ever? Shit...I'll let you all know soon!

Spent the night in yellow panties, a pink sports bra, and 2 water balloons filled to a modest C-cup size.

That meant I got to wake up this morning feeling like a girl. As if I had transformed overnight! ;)

But now I'm paying for it. My damn shoulder blades are killing me, and my nipples are chafed from the balloons.

I don't think I'll ever do this again...

Pikazard1 posted...

https://shop.hommemystere.com/ it's an online store that sells lingerie for men

Wow...I shouldn't be so surprised a store like this exists.

Personally, I think the excitement for me comes from knowing the clothes were specifically designed for women. I probably wouldn't shop here, even if I was considering keeping women's clothing on hand full time.

Pikazard1 posted...

no, i'm sure it's not an easy task. but i'm sure you try to be careful in how you move, and i'm sure you have an idea now that going through being pregnant isn't easy.

You could say that again! I knew it would be tough. But man, literally everything is exhausting when you have a belly that big! It puts my legs to sleep, stabs my back, it's no joke!

But that smooth feeling when I can't get my arms around my belly anymore...and when I lie down sideways on my bed, and the belly hangs out...so hot!

Nice skirt and leggings! Did you shave first?

Fair warning, if any guys are shaving down to their skin for the first time like I did...beware of razor burn. I used shaving cream, and aloe, and it still left me with these nasty-ass red bumps that itch. Not cool!

Pikazard1 posted...

yeah, I know. the two times that I did so, was mainly out of curiosity. I went out the other day, and got myself fitted for a bra, then did some shopping at target. I bought myself a nice sports bra, and boy briefs, I was looking for boy shorts, but didn't see them.

I wore my sports bra under a t-shirt which was under my work shirt, and it wasn't really noticeable. the bra was nice to wear, fit well, and kept me warm. but I love the panties I bought, I know that they're there, but I don't really feel them too much. I have three pair right now, but kind of want to get more

Wowk01 congrats on the "twins" :D bet you look amazing pregnant

Boy briefs, eh? Didn't know about that particular cut of women's panties. There's a little too much cloth in them for my liking. Too close to actual men's underwear, IMO. But I hope you enjoyed them. Some of them actually seem to have a weiner flap? What's the point of having that for women's panties?

If you're going to congratulate me, it should be for carrying around a tremendously heavy, 24" water balloon without dropping it, or popping it! Not an easy task by any means.

What else are you going to try wearing, pikazard?

slacker03150 posted...

I haven't crossdressed in a while, I saw this topic bumped and thought it might be fun to dig an outfit out.

I've got on a short sleeved white blouse with puffy sleeves and celtic knot buttons. a denim mini skirt with a ruffled hem and tan tartan underskirt going about an inch under the hem, and finished the outfit off with some white tights and black ballet flats. I forget how wonderful this feels. I wish I could just wear this all day.

I'd like to walk a mile in your ballet shoes.

slacker03150 posted...

Hey OP have you tried a pair of heels or wedges? Definitely not something I would want to wear every day, but they are a fun experience.

I wanted to grab some heels at walmart. But they didn't have any. Picked up some bedazzled black sandals with a strap around the heel. It's a start. I'd totally wear heels, if I could easily get some.

AnnoyedCops posted...

What do you find exciting about it? How would you feel if somebody walked in on you?

Two questions? I'll answer the first. It's exciting because I know I "shouldn't" be doing it. I know these are clothes for women, but I'm wearing them anyways. They're also very sexy clothes, for their price anyways. Especially the Victoria's Secret items. That's high quality clothing. I love wearing them!

I can pretend I have sweet tits and a tight ass. The water balloons have the right kind of jiggle to them! Just gotta pose correctly and work that snapchat filter! Alternately, I have a potbelly, and plenty more balloons. So I can switch gears, and play with my pregnancy fetish at any moment. I filled up my "twins" belly today. IT WAS SO DAMN HEAVY! But pretty hot, as well. Just a lot of work, is all...

As for what I'd do if someone walked in...I'd probably shit myself. If it's anyone more important than my cat...my life would probably be over as I know it. I'm positive my dad and brother would look down on me, and judge me pretty hard. They're religious. Might be shamed for the rest of my life. They'd probably call me gay, whether that applies or not.

I double, and triple check to make sure I'm home alone before I take my crossdressing clothes out. Paranoia and cautionary practices go a hell of a long way!

Guess what?

I found 24" balloons at party city today. I think I'll be "expecting twins" really soon...

Today's personal exhibition was trying out anime-sized tiddies! Really started to hurt my back after a while. But stuffing them into a tight shirt...and watching the fabric stretch to capacity...it was a damn good time!

I had the house to myself this evening. Spent a few hours trying out the rest of the clothes I "borrowed." I'm still wearing a little yellow number around my hips. Think I'll try to sleep in them, see how comfortable it is. Then I get to wake up feeling sexy. ;)

Some tags have fallen off, by accident. I hope that doesn't mess up my chances of returning everything. I kept the receipts, so I'm hoping that, and the tag pieces will be enough for them.

mooreandrew58 posted...

I dont really care if you do or not but you could post faceless pics

synth_real posted...

As long as you don't post face and edit out the EXIF data, shouldn't be traceable, but I also understand if it's something you're just not comfortable with

I'm worried about IP address traces. And just the idea of making a permanent picture, and putting it out into the world scares me. Even if I delete it, someone could hack my phone and find the deleted photo anyways, couldn't they? Just seems too risky. All for people I don't even know...

@Pikazard1 I just googled male-to-female measurements and calculators. Also used a tape measure to...measure my body, lol

If someone suggests a way to take a pic with no possibility of it tracing back to me, or being used to identify me, I might consider it. But I trust most folks here about as far as I can throw them...You're better off not asking for pics. I'm not going to make for a pretty girl, anyways. Trust me.

Pikazard1 posted...

pregnant women and those in leggings/yoga pants are a turn on for me, and I see a lot of women showing cleavage, and have seen a camel toe (i'm a cashier for a convenience/fuel store)

but I have also tried on my sister panties, bras, and sports bras. and while she is older and has a bit more weight than I do, I enjoy wearing them, the bras a sports bras that is, though with the regular bra, I clip it in front and turn it around. she wears a 36c, and it fits me snugly (is that ok, or should it be a bit looser?), I really want to get a sports bra in that size, and maybe panties too, but don't know what kind (boy shorts ?), and this topic has given me a bit of confidence. but I want to ask, since I wear a regular white t-shirt under my work shirt, would the sports bra still be visible ??

thanks for the time

The first time I cross dressed was with my mom and sister's outfits. I had just started puberty. Now that I'm older, it feels incestuous to me. So I stay away from their clothes. As for the shirt and bra combo, it depends. Like synth said.

If I did my measurement correctly, I'm a 34B for the bra, and a size 5 for panties. Then its a 10 or 11 for me and women's pants.

dancer62 posted...

Sigh! They're light and cheap, good for exercising or digging in the garden. They don't feel any special way, that would be TC's imagination.

Maybe its your imagination that it's my imagination! Ever think of that?

Really though, they feel so snug, and so smooth on my legs. No guy pants I've ever worn felt that way.

I'm wearing yoga pants and a sports bra right now. Yoga pants feel SO GOOD on my shaved legs!

SkynyrdRocker posted...

Walmart lets you return worn underwear? Ew.

I think the employee told me they just throw the pack away. That's probably why they feel like they're made of plastic. They're worthless. XD

TheWitchMorgana posted...

Wowk01 posted...

Dysphoria? s***...that actually kind of scares me. What if I'm doing permanent psychological damage to myself? I still have a faint hope I'll find a girlfriend someday. What if I'm causing "bedroom" problems for myself in the future?

that's not how any of that works don't worry :P

Oh, alright. No one here is a psychologist so I shouldn't take it too seriously, either way.

Pus_N_Pecans posted...

Also, if you're genuinely interested, I have a pair of old breast forms

Tempting. But I don't want to spend money permanently on this. I'm kind of hoping I get rid of all my lady items in a week or two. Don't want to make this a habit. It's exhausting. You don't realize how tiring it is just taking clothes off, and putting them on, until you do it about 12 times a day.

synth_real posted...

Got any wigs, or considering it?

Started with a stupid black wig from party city. Already returned it. Looked like something a youtuber would use for a gag. Hated it. The hair got everywhere! I got it to look semi-decent for a couple pictures. Definitely wasn't worth the hassle. Maybe in an ideal setting, some make-up artist could give me a lovely head of hair. For now, I'll stick with snapchat.

Lokarin posted...

Lol, on a lark I went into my old crossdress supplies - not sure why I kept them, but I found a pair of fake boobs!

If they still look convincing, maybe you should send them my way! Help a "girl" out. LOL

TheWitchMorgana posted...

SkynyrdRocker posted...

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JCvgluvr posted...

This guy is definitely repressed.

i dont think this means he's secretly trans if that's what you mean. some people just enjoy the performance of feminine dress but don't feel the need to identify differently. same idea with drag really

Yeah, crossdressing as a fetish is definitely a thing. Although I thought it didn't have to do with gender disphoria and the Wikipedia page said otherwise

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transvestic_fetishism

it doesn't necessarily, but a lot of people can come into actual dysphoria through engaging in crossdressing. a lot of drag queens have gone on to transition

the distinction is important (you don't want to go calling trans people crossdressers for example) but they're not entirely unrelated

Dysphoria? Shit...that actually kind of scares me. What if I'm doing permanent psychological damage to myself? I still have a faint hope I'll find a girlfriend someday. What if I'm causing "bedroom" problems for myself in the future?

LeetCheet posted...

Aren't panties kinda tight for guys to wear though? How comfortable are they to wear though? Asking for a friend.

They move a lot. They ride into my leg tendons, and give me a wedgie. (That could be because I grabbed a cheap-ass polyester pack from walmart. See, they let you wear them and return them. Victoria's Secret doesn't. Trust me, I asked.)

Once I readjust the panties, they feel tiny and smooth. Almost like going commando, but better, because there's no seams to worry about!

-Komaiko54- posted...

captpackrat posted...

LeetCheet posted...

Aren't panties kinda tight for guys to wear though?

Women tend to have wider hips than men. And you can get panties in all sizes from kids up to BBW. Which is why I suggested telling the salesperson that it's for yourself, that way they can help you with sizing.

Sounds like that can be pretty embarrassing

Yeah it does. I won't try that shit in a million years!

JCvgluvr posted...

This guy is definitely repressed.

Not gonna argue you, even if that sounded kind of condescending in my head. TheWitchMorgana basically covered where I'm coming from. This is one of the best thrills I've had since I discovered deviantart!

Smarkil posted...

oof not a good look

I look pretty ugly in the clothes, tbh. The snapchat filter kind of helps? The feeling is very pleasing, and that's the important thing for me.

captpackrat posted...

My SO was a nudist...

Shaving all but the arms? But hairy arms look so damn ugly when cross-dressing! Maybe it is better for hiding...

Here I started answering questions first, forgetting I had a new adventure to share today!

This morning I realized was the perfect opportunity to try my side-fantasy: pregnant in the car! I filled up 3 water balloons, put on a giant bra, regular panties, and maternity pants, and drove my brother to work. He stayed on his phone the whole time and didn't notice my slightly lumpy clothing under my normal leather jacket.

After I dropped him off, I parked behind a nearby financial facility and took off my shirt. Getting all those balloons into my clothes was a hell of a time! Kept getting stuck on the steering wheel! I was really scared some yahoo would come by and catch me in the middle of my perversion. But the coast was clear! I pulled the seatbelt over my giant tits, and strapped the belt above my belly (which was so huge, it was pushing on the steering wheel). Later I found out real pregnant women strap under the belly. Oh well! No baby for me to worry about.

Every bump and corner sent me jiggling like crazy! So hot! I kind of worried people would stare at me at stop lights. But I figured the heavy rain this morning would clear up the streets a bit, and I was right!

Walking back inside was the scariest part. Thought my dad might see me waddling in. But he didn't. Got back inside, and took more pictures with snapchat. Did you know it's easier to get full-body filter pictures if you use a mirror? I do now!

green dragon posted...

so are you attracted to pregnant women, or it just turns you on to dress up like one?

A hardy yes to the first. A quiet yes to the second. (Dressing up pregnant might be more hassle than it's worth, idk.)

Pregnant women are the most beautiful women. Their hair has a nice sheen. Their skin glows. Their breasts swell to their biggest sizes. But the bellies are the best part!

synth_real posted...

Now that you've told all of us, it's not exactly a secret any more, now is it?

Also, when you stuff your bra with water balloons, do they have a nice jiggle to them?

It's a secret for anyone that personally matters to me.

If it's a small bra, with small balloons, its a small jiggle. But when I break out the triple DDDs, and fill the balloons to near-bursting, it's very nice jiggle.

Now, the belly, made from a full punch-balloon? Forget about it! The jiggle is insane! Almost broke the band on my maternity pants! Makes a nice smacking sound, too.

dancer62 posted...

Yeesh! Man up and go to a drag bar.

Not sure if there are any nearby. Also, the sight of other men in drag is a huge turn-off to me.

captpackrat posted...

If you tell the people at the store that the stuff is for you, they'll be glad to help you. They've seen it all, and they probably already figured out who it's for. Gee, he's the same size as his girlfriend? What. A. Coincidence.

It's pretty conservative around here. I don't think they'd be that open about it. The cashier at Victor'a Secret made some off-hand comment about the items I bought being for my girlfriend. She assumed this naturally, without me having to lie first. I don't think they'd expect a guy to be buying bras, panties and yoga pants for himself in s town like this.

wwinterj25 posted...

Pics or no care.

I couldn't possibly risk that! Look at what happened to ProJared! I'm not crazy, I want to keep my life intact!

SkynyrdRocker posted...

Also if you're really hairy won't your brother and dad notice you being completely shaved?

It's a bit of a gamble, I admit. But it was long-sleeve and pants weather just a few days ago. By now some of the hair on my arms and legs is growing back. As long as I don't give them a chance to stare at me, I think I'll be fine.

Lokarin posted...

Fun fact, two spots of hair on my legs NEVER grew back... I found out later that these two spots are actually a form of male pattern baldness.

Woah! Hope I don't have that problem. But I don't think I will. I'm hairier than Wolverine, lol

RedPixel posted...

Nah, I just feel up my wife.

Wish I had a wife of my own to do that with. I imagine it must be wonderful. Now that I know what my own skin feels like, fully shaved. I was thinking really hard about that, once I was finished.

Lokarin posted...

When I was transcurious - going out a few times as a girl is what helped me decide that I'm definitely happy as a man.

Of course, in my old age I'd never be able to pull it off, now.

Hell, dude. I could NEVER go out in public! Too many people know me! Unless you were open to everyone about being transcurious, I don't know how you'd pull that off...

I'm as straight as an arrow. But the rise I get from a bra and panties from Victoria's Secret is damn intoxicating! I snuck into the store for the first time ever, and told the cashier I'm picking up some things for my "girlfriend." Spoilers: I don't have one! (Which I'm sure no one is surprised to hear.) I also took another hour to go to Walmart. Those asshole's return policy is the easiest to take advantage of, and they had some maternity items. See, I'm also waaaay into pregnant women, so I had to indulge that as well. Don't forget balloons from Party City! (I'll talk more about that experience if people ask. But the short version is that I filled the regular balloons with water, for breasts. Then the punch balloon was a huge-ass pregnant belly. It was so heavy!)

I took it all home, and stuffed it into a garbage bag, then threw it into my bedroom closet. I live in a duplex kind of near the southern US. I have to keep all this hidden from my dad and brother. They're in the apartment next to mine, and pop in all the time. Completely unannounced, might I add! They'd never accept me. Nobody here would. I'd be judged as hell!

I spent an hour in the shower, and shaved every part of my body that I could reach. (Extra tough because I'm a hairy bastard.) Razor burn hurts like a bitch, but when I finished my skin was soooooo smooth! If you've never shaved completely before...I highly suggest you try it! The tactile sensation is just the greatest! Much respect to women, for doing this on a regular basis! I can't imagine.

Once the shower was done, I grabbed white panties, a B-cup push up bra, and some flowery dress from walmart. Feeling the fabric across my fingers felt very special to me. I wish I knew how to tuck better. Kind of hurts, and I'm afraid the equipment will get stuck in some painful way.

Put together with the new snapchat female filter, and I actually looked like a woman! Kind of like my cousin, but different. I could easily catfish...but I won't bother.

One scary time I was grabbing some leftovers from my dad's fridge, and I didn't take off my bra. He was standing in his living room and staring at me. Apparently he wasn't gone, like I thought he was! I flipped out like crazy in my head! (Luckily, no one can ever see the panties hiding in my men's shorts.)

But he was on her bluetooth, and didn't notice the bulges in my shirt. I covered my chest with the leftovers and bolted out of there! I really panicked, my dudes.

Nobody in my life knows what I'm doing. And I'll never tell. But being anonymous is different. So AMA!