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Topichow often do you remember 9/11
magemaximus
01/01/20 3:01:11 AM
#21
only on 9/11

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TopicCan you do a cartwheel?
magemaximus
12/27/19 9:29:15 AM
#17
could when i was a kid. which was the last time i tried.

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Topicdo you purposely try to hurt someone's hand when you give a handshake
magemaximus
12/11/19 5:56:51 PM
#1
the handshake greeting that we do in america has always interested me. how hard do you squeeze someone's hand? i don't go full limp, but i don't try to hurt the person. with women, i don't even squeeze. they also do not squeeze either. most of the time women give limp handshakes. from my experience at least.

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Topici ordered dominos pizza yesterday and chose hot sauce as one of the toppings
magemaximus
12/11/19 4:22:48 PM
#1
never again will i do that. my stomach is still burning. they put so much hot sauce on the pizza. my goodness. other toppings included bacon and mushroom.

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TopicHave you ever had a teacher that you felt was trying to fail students
magemaximus
11/27/19 7:50:34 PM
#11
streamofthesky posted...
If you got the wrong answer, he did not give partial credit

wow never had a teacher that didn't give partial credit for a test that was not multiple choice. i am a third year comp sci major and the class i am taking right now is kind of a weed out class. it has to do with programming languages. the next class is operating systems, which i heard is a class that makes comp sci majors change to IT or just drop out of anything related to comp sci.
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TopicWhy arent there potty holes from the seat to the bottom of cars?
magemaximus
11/27/19 7:25:00 PM
#11
captpackrat posted...
magemaximus posted...
I work for the post office on the rural side as a carrier and there are neighborhoods where people ride horses. I always see horse shit in the streets. Always wondered why the rider doesnt clean after his or her horse, but I guess it would be too much work since horse shit is more difficult to manage than dog shit. Pisses me off when I see dog shit though.
You'd have to dismount, clean up while somehow maintaining control of the horse, then mount up again. And there's usually a lot more horse poo than what a dog would produce, so a little plastic bag isn't going to cut it.

Then there's the fact that horse poo is just fermented grass and is actually fairly inoffensive. On a scale of 1 to 10, horse poo is probably a 3.

Lol yeah horse poop is like a small speed bump
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TopicHave you ever had a teacher that you felt was trying to fail students
magemaximus
11/27/19 6:39:26 PM
#7
jesus
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TopicWhy am I so bad at video games?
magemaximus
11/27/19 5:47:03 PM
#23
What skills are needed in pvp games? Fast twitch muscles? Well not really a skill.
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TopicRob Schneider Attacks LIBERALS for SILENCING the ANTI-VAXX MOVEMENT!!!
magemaximus
11/27/19 5:44:40 PM
#51
Anti vax is actually one of those things where it isnt left or right wing. There are plenty of people from different areas of the political spectrum that are in it.
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TopicWhy arent there potty holes from the seat to the bottom of cars?
magemaximus
11/27/19 5:40:02 PM
#6
LinkPizza posted...
Shit would litter the street...

I work for the post office on the rural side as a carrier and there are neighborhoods where people ride horses. I always see horse shit in the streets. Always wondered why the rider doesnt clean after his or her horse, but I guess it would be too much work since horse shit is more difficult to manage than dog shit. Pisses me off when I see dog shit though.
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TopicMy Fake Penis
magemaximus
11/27/19 5:36:28 PM
#2
I tried viagra once. Was actually three times since it was a sample pack that had three pills.
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TopicHave you ever had a teacher that you felt was trying to fail students
magemaximus
11/27/19 5:34:02 PM
#1
And they enjoyed it? In my experience it seems that teachers hate giving bad grades.
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Topicanyone else here kiss with their eyes open
magemaximus
11/22/19 7:36:37 AM
#1
kissing someone with my eyes closed seems weird

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TopicWhat's with the whole angry lady angry cat meme
magemaximus
11/21/19 10:40:43 AM
#11
that cat has an instagram with over a million followers. it also sells stuffs. making bank.

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TopicDo you use an electric razor usually?
magemaximus
11/19/19 2:49:10 PM
#17
yup

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TopicHow many push ups do you do a day?
magemaximus
11/19/19 2:48:31 PM
#9
almost 0

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TopicDid you skip or attend more lectures in university/college?
magemaximus
11/19/19 2:47:39 PM
#5
attendance mas mandatory so i went to almost all of them. i think missing 4 classes was enough to a teacher to fail or drop you or something like that.

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TopicTexas Girl QUITS her JOB after 1 DAY after she said the N-WORD for FREE SPEECH!
magemaximus
11/19/19 2:45:08 PM
#26
friendly reminder of just because you can say or do something doesn't mean you should

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Topic$70 best spent?
magemaximus
11/19/19 4:01:50 AM
#16
disney

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TopicPCs are so expensive man
magemaximus
11/18/19 4:38:29 PM
#82
Yep. Always laughed up at people saying you can build a pc that can run anything current and future at high settings for like $500. They are spreading misinformation. Getting peoples hopes up.

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Topicit's sprite cranberry time again
magemaximus
11/18/19 1:29:51 PM
#26
Mead posted...
I tried the cinnamon coke

It tasted like big red gum
big red is my fav gum but that sounds nasty

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Topicit's sprite cranberry time again
magemaximus
11/18/19 1:29:30 PM
#25
saw that commercial when i went to see joker over the weekend.

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TopicDo you prefer using amazon or ebay?
magemaximus
11/18/19 1:28:48 PM
#14
i've never used ebay in my life

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TopicI need some help, my boss wants to add me on Steam.
magemaximus
11/05/19 10:38:02 PM
#10
why do you guys create racist usernames. even when I was a kid I just added my birth year at the end of some basic name.

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TopicIs it considered bad to open doors using the handicap button
magemaximus
11/05/19 11:41:19 AM
#3
Lmao. I always felt like it was an insult too. Which is why I never used it. But I have seen others use it who arent handicapped. So I was wondering.

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Topicso that blizzard boycott sure got shut down fast once blizzcon started, ok?
magemaximus
11/05/19 11:39:09 AM
#44
Most people dont care about the China situation. They just say stuff online like they do, knowing damn well they wouldnt quit their job if they knew it was doing business with China. Which is why this thing isnt as simple as people make it out to be. Like with athletes such as LeBron.

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Topic136 hours playing assassin's creed odyssey, ok?
magemaximus
11/05/19 11:37:50 AM
#7
I got to level 37 or 38 and then stopped playing. Not even close to finishing the story. Just got bored of doing the same thing over and over and again.

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TopicIs it considered bad to open doors using the handicap button
magemaximus
11/05/19 11:36:47 AM
#1
If you arent handicapped?

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TopicI got a B+ on my first exam
magemaximus
10/30/19 4:33:43 PM
#8
its cool when you have a teacher that curves

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Topicone thing for sure that the english got right
magemaximus
10/24/19 1:40:04 AM
#1
is having the driving wheel on the right side of a car. not sure if anyone has driven a vehicle where the wheel is on that side, but it is much better than having it on the left.

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TopicShouldn't magnum condoms be smaller than normal?
magemaximus
10/10/19 4:48:51 PM
#15
EvilMegas posted...
Condom sizes matter, I've legit cut of circulation to my penis before using a smaller sized condom because it was all I had
this. i've had condoms that were this tight. they weren't from the well known brands though. i don't know what condoms they give away for free at hospitals, but i stay away from the condoms that are given away for free because they usually are cheap kinds. trojan condoms are quality condoms.

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TopicGhost Recon Breakpoint's GameSpot review 4/10
magemaximus
10/07/19 1:40:55 PM
#12
no idea why people thought it would be good. literally looks like wildlands

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TopicMartin Scorsese: Marvel movies are not 'cinema'
magemaximus
10/07/19 4:02:02 AM
#40
like i said in the movie board, it depends on the viewer. dude seems bitter saying this stuff.

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Topic24 y/o Texas Girl is DENIED a JOB and the company HUMILIATES her!! Is She Hot???
magemaximus
10/04/19 7:47:31 AM
#74
was her instagram profile private. unprofessional of the company to do that if it was.

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TopicMan JUMPS out of the BUSHES to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY and is SHOT DEAD!!!
magemaximus
10/04/19 7:46:21 AM
#16
i read this story last night. apparently jumping out of the bushes or whatever is a common prank in norway or wherever that guy was living. but this isn't norway, this is



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TopicJust got fired.
magemaximus
09/25/19 1:10:44 PM
#48
and i would say the same to a coworker
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TopicJust got fired.
magemaximus
09/25/19 1:07:32 PM
#47
truth is you should only worry about yourself. don't worry about your coworkers.
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TopicAnchovies are delicious
magemaximus
09/18/19 12:38:04 AM
#25
i like my steak well done
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TopicAnchovies are delicious
magemaximus
09/17/19 10:22:07 PM
#20
i thought it was weird at first too. then i ate it and i was like whoa. i mean i wouldn't order it for strangers. i know the norm is pizza with cheese.
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TopicAnchovies are delicious
magemaximus
09/17/19 10:12:34 PM
#18
MICHALECOLE posted...
magemaximus posted...
Only time I ever ate pizza with anchovys was when I was seeing this girl. She ate pizza without cheese too. The one thing I did pick up from her. I order my pizza without cheese now. The difference in taste isnt much.

Order pizza without cheese

What the actual fuck

you should try it. really no difference.
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TopicAnchovies are delicious
magemaximus
09/17/19 6:42:17 PM
#15
Only time I ever ate pizza with anchovys was when I was seeing this girl. She ate pizza without cheese too. The one thing I did pick up from her. I order my pizza without cheese now. The difference in taste isnt much.
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TopicAnchovies are delicious
magemaximus
09/17/19 6:36:39 PM
#13
Nah they got the fish taste and smell combined with pure salt
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TopicWhat type of underwear do you wear? Briefs, boxers, panties, something else?
magemaximus
09/06/19 10:45:28 PM
#31
GanonsSpirit posted...
Boxer briefs.

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TopicNevada Girl offers ORAL SEX to Guys AND Girls to AREA 51 INVADERS!! Is She Hot?
magemaximus
09/06/19 12:21:47 PM
#21
not attractive imo
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TopicMan of Medan, yay or neaaaah
magemaximus
09/06/19 2:29:14 AM
#12
not into movie type of games
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TopicRobert Mugabe dies at 95. Wow.
magemaximus
09/06/19 1:21:02 AM
#2
dude was 95
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TopicUPS Worker says he gets Asked Out 10 TIMES a WEEK by THIRSTY WOMEN!!!
magemaximus
09/05/19 4:58:29 PM
#18
EvilMegas posted...
He looks sick.

this lol. i can admit when a dude is attractive, but i don't see it with this guy. but i don't doubt women ask him out.
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TopicEA C/P'd Madden from '19 to '20
magemaximus
09/04/19 3:31:55 AM
#4
yeah there are older madden games with features they removed in later ones, then put back in this one. same with nba 2k. last madden game i bought was 09 i think. the one with favre on the cover. last nba 2k game i bought was 12 or 13. the one with durant and two other players or something.
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TopicI don't understand cultures that only eat super hot things.
magemaximus
09/03/19 11:22:22 AM
#9
Look at eastern art. That might throw you off like crazy since you are having trouble with the food part.
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TopicNew Texas laws: Illegal to send unsolicited nude photos
magemaximus
09/01/19 11:37:45 PM
#50
girls don't like random d pics.
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