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TopicWhy xcom is fucking hard?
obeseexplosive
01/02/20 10:26:39 AM
#28
Southernfatman posted...
Getting screwed all the time is not fun.

Hell yeah it is
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TopicYour reaction: Another parent spanks your child.
obeseexplosive
01/01/20 2:59:50 PM
#31
What my son does in his private life is his own choice. But damn son you kinky
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TopicCan we summon captain planet?
obeseexplosive
01/01/20 2:46:20 PM
#44
Beetlejuice
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TopicCan we summon captain planet?
obeseexplosive
01/01/20 1:52:39 PM
#40
Throat Punch!
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TopicDon't marry someone who gives BJs
obeseexplosive
01/01/20 1:26:49 PM
#5
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TopicHow Crisco toppled lard and made Americans believers in industrial food
obeseexplosive
01/01/20 1:15:36 PM
#10
SH_expert44 posted...
I dont think a single soul in history looked at a can of crisco and said "Now damn thats some healthy congealed oil!"

And as a Mexican. It ain't real food unless there's some manteca in it
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TopicHNY Crank: Call a random # that shares your prefix and say happy new year
obeseexplosive
01/01/20 1:10:59 PM
#2
Sure thing Bucky
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TopicHow Crisco toppled lard and made Americans believers in industrial food
obeseexplosive
01/01/20 1:09:39 PM
#8
Damn evil cottonseed oil
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TopicNot to self: You shouldn't do the Worm anymore. Especially on concrete.
obeseexplosive
01/01/20 7:28:40 AM
#9
Kitt posted...


They were my friends, so they were going to cheer at whatever dumb dance I did regardless. It was late...

*Cheers*
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TopicCan we summon captain planet?
obeseexplosive
01/01/20 2:05:34 AM
#32
Saber toot tiger
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TopicCan we summon captain planet?
obeseexplosive
01/01/20 1:17:47 AM
#24
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TopicIf Dazed and Confused was made in 2020 it would be set in 2003
obeseexplosive
12/31/19 1:58:59 PM
#2
Less potheads and more tweakers
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TopicUS Embassy attacked in Baghdad. Trump promises Iran will pay!
obeseexplosive
12/31/19 1:46:48 PM
#44
HBOSS posted...

since then, Korea ended up in an agreement and the war on terrorism has been scaled back.

Iran will not be like Iraq WMD thing. i feel the world will not let our country do that again without real consequences. frankly isolating our country will lead to war. its like history will repeat again.

Wait the Korean war was after Vietnam now
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TopicUS Embassy in Iraq under attack by rioting mob
obeseexplosive
12/31/19 9:16:37 AM
#23
So we will respond with force by notifying Irag that they need to protect our embassy
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TopicHow is Zacien a fairy type?
obeseexplosive
12/31/19 9:04:28 AM
#2
And who thought those two brother's hair styles were a good idea
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TopicKat Dennings is your girlfriend but you have to move to Timbuktu.
obeseexplosive
12/30/19 8:11:50 PM
#10
Lost_All_Senses posted...
No. She's not even a celebratory I crush on.

Is Graduation more your thing
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TopicRemember when Master Shake fried a whole cow?
obeseexplosive
12/30/19 8:09:04 PM
#20
KFHEWUI posted...
real cheap at my uncle Burps flea market.

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TopicKat Dennings is your girlfriend but you have to move to Timbuktu.
obeseexplosive
12/30/19 8:02:42 PM
#4
Make it Titicaca and I'm in like Flynn
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TopicFor some stupid reason I really want to use a Bold natured Machoke.
obeseexplosive
12/30/19 7:58:32 PM
#4
Machoke Machicken
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TopicHow are peanuts not nuts?
obeseexplosive
12/30/19 7:49:27 PM
#30
Metua posted...
Pretty much all of the most commonly-eaten nuts aren't actually nuts.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nut_(food)

That's a lot of nuts
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TopicHow are peanuts not nuts?
obeseexplosive
12/30/19 5:56:45 PM
#22
chickpeas
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TopicHow are peanuts not nuts?
obeseexplosive
12/30/19 5:47:33 PM
#18
This topic went nuts
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TopicIn Baltimore, MD for a wedding. It's dirty.
obeseexplosive
12/30/19 4:40:20 PM
#16
Make a side trip to Hagerstown
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TopicWould you abort unborn baby Yoda?
obeseexplosive
12/30/19 2:33:08 PM
#17
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Forget you then

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TopicWould you abort unborn baby Yoda?
obeseexplosive
12/30/19 2:29:59 PM
#15
JKRowling posted...


Ew.

Da fuck is gross about nipple play
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TopicHonestly the mods can go fuck..
obeseexplosive
12/30/19 2:18:39 PM
#5
Trickfinger posted...


Or game

All they have in life is gamefaqs
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Topicsweden looking to ban sales of gasoline and diesel cars by 2030
obeseexplosive
12/30/19 2:01:50 PM
#9
Duncanwii posted...
I hope Sweden doesnt have any big cities. It will be impossible to get anywhere without transportation.

You hurt my brain
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TopicI still can't believe Switch is getting Doom Eternal
obeseexplosive
12/30/19 2:00:32 PM
#2
I read that as Sweden is getting doom eternal
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TopicWould you abort unborn baby Yoda?
obeseexplosive
12/30/19 1:57:05 PM
#9
Maybe Yoda's are born from pods
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TopicI'm going to Chattanooga, Tennessee on Friday. What's there to do?
obeseexplosive
12/30/19 1:54:21 PM
#6
Do the Chattanooga choo choo
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Topichelp! the love of my life is getting on a plane in 30 minutes and I need to get
obeseexplosive
12/30/19 1:44:56 PM
#9
Did they leave on a Jefferson airplane
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TopicWhen 40 women accused Cosby, we believed them. But when 35+ accused Trump?
obeseexplosive
12/30/19 11:51:44 AM
#7
Kazi1212 posted...
I dont think Trump was accused of literal rape like Cosby was he?

._.
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TopicHere is an image of the brand new Monopoly Longest Game Ever Board.
obeseexplosive
12/30/19 11:27:23 AM
#8
Southernfatman posted...
Monopoly is like a gag gift now.

Sounds like you never got to play Edna Krabappoly
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TopicAmerica's 2,020th birthday is tomorrow night
obeseexplosive
12/30/19 11:22:02 AM
#4
Jesus was America all along
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TopicMy buddy was supposed to meet me an hour ago and hasn't responded to texts
obeseexplosive
12/30/19 10:41:25 AM
#3
He getting probed by Allen's
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TopicVladimir Putin thanks Donald Trump for stopping terrorist attack in Moscow.
obeseexplosive
12/30/19 6:01:22 AM
#8
Kaiganeer posted...

moreover, why doesn't it say impeached US president donald trump?

Moremoreover, why does it burn when I pee
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TopicITT: We create linguistically sensible words like "guanopsychosis"
obeseexplosive
12/29/19 6:29:13 PM
#8
Electrogonorrhea
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TopicThird Kevin Spacey accuser found dead.
obeseexplosive
12/29/19 6:16:50 PM
#21
Fucking John Doe is cold
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Topic"I didnt VOTE but I'm really proactive against trump on TWITTER!"
obeseexplosive
12/29/19 5:26:48 PM
#4
No this is Patrick
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TopicThe Very Hungry Caterpillar rewritten to longer include junk food
obeseexplosive
12/29/19 5:22:33 PM
#14
The Very Hungry Caterpillar but every time he eats he gets closer to the monster at the end of the book
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TopicCan you see the appeal in eating ass?
obeseexplosive
12/29/19 5:18:38 PM
#11
Duncanwii posted...
Not at all. Seems really gross.

Duncan my boy have you even see your girlfriend's bootyhole in person yet?
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TopicCan you see the appeal in eating ass?
obeseexplosive
12/29/19 5:11:02 PM
#5
The appeal of eating ass is that your face down in the brown
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TopicDana Vespoli is a fucking legend
obeseexplosive
12/29/19 3:29:03 PM
#9
Uncle_Boobs posted...
Scat?

Piss play

Prolapse
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TopicBill Belicheck's biggest mistake this season is not benching Tom Brady
obeseexplosive
12/29/19 3:22:59 PM
#11
Who isn't sexually attracted to Tom Brady
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TopicFact: Earth will never become a Type 1 civilization while good men rule.
obeseexplosive
12/29/19 2:14:41 PM
#4
Fact:I like turtles
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TopicBill Belicheck's biggest mistake this season is not benching Tom Brady
obeseexplosive
12/29/19 1:59:16 PM
#8
b_nolan posted...
Somehow someway they are going to end up beating the Ravens and go to another Superbowl.

That's so Ravens
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TopicIvanka Trump may leave White House job when father is reelected.
obeseexplosive
12/29/19 1:43:54 PM
#8
darkphoenix181 posted...


Daddy Daughter support secretary.

I've seen that porn
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TopicLila Kagedan, the first ever female Orthodox Jewish rabbi is pretty cute.
obeseexplosive
12/29/19 12:00:12 PM
#13
UnfairRepresent posted...


?

What did I do?

You know what you do
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TopicThe perfect girl but she was exposed to the Goblin serum.
obeseexplosive
12/29/19 10:59:16 AM
#6
MrK3V posted...
So she's not perfect then. Man people really struggle with these topics.

The perfect girl but she a Man people
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