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| Topic | Plastic surgery consultation booked for Nov. 6th, AMA |
| omega cookie 10/30/19 4:46:23 PM #274 | Get an elephant trunk and a boney dorsal ridge that unfurls when you feel threatened. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | Police blew up an innocent man's house in search of an armed shoplifter. |
| omega cookie 10/30/19 4:19:25 PM #4 | Reversed on appeal. Sucks it'll take a long time, but they'll get their due. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | ImgTC is down. |
| omega cookie 10/30/19 4:14:09 PM #31 | WilliamPorygon posted... Fuck, even in the future nothing works! You. I like you. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | Kevin Spacey sexual battery case rejected by L.A. prosecutors after accuser dies |
| omega cookie 10/30/19 4:08:35 PM #6 | Much, much better than the alternative. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | Your dad walks into the room while you're gaming |
| omega cookie 10/30/19 1:43:21 AM #14 | gunplagirl posted... My father was abusive and I haven't seen him in years. Far more importantly, he's never going to walk again after that drunk driving accident where he killed his second wife. I'm really tired and started listing out the vile shit my father did without realizing I was effectively starting a game of Who Has The Most Baggage, so instead of doing that I'll just say I'm sorry you had to seal with that. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | Your dad walks into the room while you're gaming |
| omega cookie 10/30/19 1:14:19 AM #10 | Considering I haven't spoken to or seen my father since I was 15, I'd likely have to kill him. Out of principle more than anything else. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | how often Do you shampoo your hair? |
| omega cookie 10/30/19 1:12:31 AM #18 | Usually once a day, though sometimes it's multiple times a day if I take more than one shower. Full disclosure though, my hair started thinning out when I was around 20, so I've been shaving my head since then. Using conditioner, namely head and shoulders, prevents dandruff which is apparently very easy to get if you're bald. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | Math is racist |
| omega cookie 10/30/19 12:00:13 AM #32 | Everything is racist if you cry hard enough about it. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | Tim Burton or Guillermo del Toro |
| omega cookie 10/29/19 11:58:37 PM #23 | Kajagogo posted... omega cookie posted...Burton makes classics, Toro makes popcorn action movies. You're right, that should read "Toro makes popcorn action movies, or shitty movies." Sorry about that. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | Question for those of you who faced bullying when you were in school.......? |
| omega cookie 10/29/19 11:57:03 PM #45 | I was only "bullied" once, when three guys decided to mock me when my mother had a heart attack. After I handled that, I'd just be fucking shocked that they could stand in front of me without shitting themselves. I'd probably just laugh at them and walk away. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | Tim Burton or Guillermo del Toro |
| omega cookie 10/29/19 11:34:57 PM #19 | Burton makes classics, Toro makes popcorn action movies. It really isn't a contest. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | 43 percent of white harvard students used a special admissions dispensation |
| omega cookie 09/25/19 1:16:40 PM #69 | Oh cool, my favorite shitposting alt is back. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | It's weird how prettier girls are often nicer than uglier girls. |
| omega cookie 09/25/19 1:08:38 PM #24 | I imagine it would be hard for ugly chicks to be nice after going through life with a face like a foot. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | Which of these two South Park songs do you like more? |
| omega cookie 09/24/19 5:21:50 PM #10 | San Diego, although neither of those even hold a candle to classics like "Brain Boitano" or "Christmas Time In Hell". --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | @Sayoria. |
| omega cookie 09/23/19 7:15:31 PM #128 | 0AbsoluteZero0 posted... omega_cookie posted...This might be my favorite topic, ever. It's either this one, or when Zikten said he believes in "The Force" and then got warned for saying shit about blacks. When called out for posting anti semetic shit, he said he doesn't believe in "religion", and believes in something like "the force from star wars" being god. Then we mocked him about it, brought up how he says racist shit, and he responded with even worse racist shit trying to prove he isn't racist. It was a great day. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | @Sayoria. |
| omega cookie 09/23/19 7:03:57 PM #122 | This might be my favorite topic, ever. It's either this one, or when Zikten said he believes in "The Force" and then got warned for saying shit about blacks. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | Transwoman axed random men in 711 because she's angry no one is attracted to her |
| omega cookie 09/23/19 4:26:43 AM #64 | God damn, what a fucking shithole Australia is. A few years for multiple attempted murders? Pathetic. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | Apartments.com girl or Lumify girl? |
| omega cookie 09/22/19 4:38:03 PM #6 | lilORANG posted... Jeff Goldblum isn't an appropriate answer. Get fucked. Jeff Goldblum is the correct answer to anything. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | Is TV better now? In the 2000s? In the 90s? |
| omega cookie 09/22/19 4:33:55 PM #24 | The 2000's had Battlestar Galactica. It wins by default. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | Between Two Ferns: The Movie feels scripted. |
| omega cookie 09/22/19 4:29:12 PM #12 | au_gold posted... it didnt feel scripted. au_gold (Topic Creator) Makes s*** topics At least I never have to worry about changing that tag. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | I majored in music and am currently making a (small) living as a musician. AMA |
| omega cookie 09/22/19 4:08:03 PM #20 | averagejoel posted... my degree was in jazz studies. This explains so much about you. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | Quick think of a Queen song. |
| omega cookie 09/22/19 12:10:02 PM #9 | Killer Queen. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | lmao isnt Tekashi 69 snitching a good thing? |
| omega cookie 09/22/19 12:23:20 AM #9 | More garbage gets off the street, and this pedophile gets murdered in prison. There is absolutely nothing wrong with this at all. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | The pilot on my flight today made a two minute prayer announcement |
| omega cookie 09/20/19 11:57:11 PM #100 | hockeybub89 posted... omega cookie posted...Imagine being such a fucking loser that you get mad at someone for extending a prayer for the protection of others. I wouldn't be, because I'm not a fucking loser. Others should try it out sometime. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | The pilot on my flight today made a two minute prayer announcement |
| omega cookie 09/20/19 7:46:38 PM #75 | Imagine being such a fucking loser that you get mad at someone for extending a prayer for the protection of others. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | Kylie Jenner Is Being Body-Shamed by Trolls Comparing Her Butt to Full Diaper |
| omega cookie 09/20/19 9:28:32 AM #20 | Don't have a gross looking shitter then. Pretty easy fix. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | Jets and Sharks, what do you think of first? |
| omega cookie 09/19/19 2:11:45 AM #6 | I think of the famous poem; Roses are red, and the marine predator. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | AOC claims opppoisition to student loan debt forgiveness is just Hazing Culture |
| omega cookie 09/18/19 8:04:36 PM #22 | Idiot says idiotic thing. Shocking. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | What's the oldest gaming hardware you still have? |
| omega cookie 09/18/19 7:57:58 PM #5 | ColecoVision --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | Evangelion was pretty cool |
| omega cookie 09/18/19 7:42:48 PM #14 | D_Fen_Door posted... Conformity states you should like it. One of lifes greatest mysteries imo. User Since: Dec 2006 They don't even try to hide it anymore. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | My mom sent me a video of a kid dying today. |
| omega cookie 09/18/19 7:10:25 PM #2 | Go give her the hands. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | Scenario: You wake up tomorrow as SBAllen |
| omega cookie 09/18/19 6:22:42 PM #20 | Ban all the open pedophiles, as well as all mods and admins for allowing them to be here. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | Porn is unhealthy to the mind |
| omega cookie 09/18/19 12:30:34 PM #43 | Pancake posted... accuses other people of crying. bursts into furious tears every time TC posts. Adorable. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | A Pennsylvania state senator has been charged with possession of child porn |
| omega cookie 09/18/19 10:21:06 AM #17 | He should be publicly executed. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | Couple refuse to divulge baby's gender to protect it from 'unconscious bias' |
| omega cookie 09/18/19 10:16:10 AM #59 | That kid was fucked the moment he had those people as parents. Everything else is just a nice layer of hilariously pathetic icing. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | Bill Burr got famous because of Breaking Bad. He should just be a good little |
| omega cookie 09/17/19 7:36:47 PM #8 | User Since: Nov 2006 Blatant trolling alt, and you people will still fall for it. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | What would you actually do if aliens said 'Take me to your leader.' |
| omega cookie 09/17/19 6:48:54 PM #15 | Knock it out and take it's ass. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | Porn is unhealthy to the mind |
| omega cookie 09/17/19 5:46:16 PM #41 | Pancake posted... Crying Let me guess, you're a suicide? --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | Burnt Crysler, the fattest and most racist comedian getting his own movie. |
| omega cookie 09/17/19 1:25:07 AM #35 | HylianFox posted... omega cookie posted...He already has a movie. So a movie, based on his life, isn't a movie about him because it stars someones else? You should apologize to your parents for turning out how you did. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | Burnt Crysler, the fattest and most racist comedian getting his own movie. |
| omega cookie 09/17/19 12:47:54 AM #30 | He already has a movie. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_Wilder The movie was inspired by the real life experiences of "The Real Van Wilder" Bert Kreischer while he attended Florida State University. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | Last week I woke up to flash bang grenades |
| omega cookie 09/17/19 12:40:33 AM #13 | berlyman101 posted... blew out his fucking window and banged him. That is an excellent way to lower crime rates. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | Porn is unhealthy to the mind |
| omega cookie 09/17/19 12:22:38 AM #37 | totalnerdken posted... TerrifyingRei posted...but Futa Mercy banging WidowmakerShould I google what futa is? Will I hate myself if I do that? Chicks with dicks. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | Porn is unhealthy to the mind |
| omega cookie 09/17/19 12:20:39 AM #35 | HasaDiga posted... As if that other guy's trolling the board while using alts to bring up his "suicide" every time we stopped talking about it is some sort of gift life gave him. Fixed this for you. And it really is. Keith_Valentine posted... But you are sick for getting off on trolls being caught in their lie, and then acting like it never happened despite an entire board having seen it. And fixed this for you. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | 10 year old girl contracts brain eating amoeba while swimming. |
| omega cookie 09/16/19 11:10:44 PM #20 | That's a shame. Really drives home the fact that, despite all our advances in medical science, there are so many things we are still powerless against. While I'm usually against using death as a promotional tactic, I would like to see a charity come from this tragedy with the aim of funding research into infections such as this. Maybe one day some good can come out of this. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | Porn is unhealthy to the mind |
| omega cookie 09/16/19 11:02:01 PM #31 | Pancake posted... you're lower than you think he is, then. Nothing lower then faking your suicide for attention on a dying message board. And it isn't a grudge, it's hilariously pathetic, and it makes me smile. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | Monstro being hard/annoying was way overblown. KH1 |
| omega cookie 09/16/19 7:45:40 AM #20 | fusespliff posted... Monstro isn't hard by any means. It's just a boring, annoying and ugly mess of a world. At least Dream Drop Distance gave us a proper Pinocchio world. This. Monstro isn't annoying because of difficulty, it's annoying because it's a boring mess that you can't wait to be over. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | Porn is unhealthy to the mind |
| omega cookie 09/16/19 7:20:27 AM #25 | let him live it down. Not a chance in hell. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | You are suddenly attacked by millions of flesh eating zombies. |
| omega cookie 09/16/19 5:42:17 AM #6 | Lightning becomes --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
| Topic | Me vs. Trump for US Presidency |
| omega cookie 09/16/19 4:18:46 AM #7 | The one who isn't an anti-vaxxer who shits his bed. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog |
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