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| Topic | Ever been approached by a Mid-Level-Marketing schemer? (aka Pyramid Scheme) |
| pkmnlord 01/02/20 1:10:10 PM #37 | Shablagoo posted... Not really. Just some basic orange flavored energy drink. --- |
| Topic | She comes up to you and says ''Want to be my first fuck of 2020?'' |
| pkmnlord 01/01/20 7:52:48 PM #25 | |
| Topic | Ever been approached by a Mid-Level-Marketing schemer? (aka Pyramid Scheme) |
| pkmnlord 01/01/20 7:52:03 PM #27 | Yeah, I remember some people trying to hock this stupid energy drink called Verve, and they were all trying to act like it was a totally legit product because it was the official energy drink of the Phoenix Suns or something. I remember a friend of mine got semi-roped into it, but he quickly changed his mind and got stuck with just one 40 can pack of the stuff. I was skeptical of the whole thing from the start, but the guy that tried getting us into it gave the whole typical spiel. Showed us some hack motivational video about how the company works and whatnot, inviting us to these stupid meet ups. --- |
| Topic | EWW omfgehh noooo |
| pkmnlord 01/01/20 3:44:09 PM #4 | Gross. I've had very little earwax and I couldn't ever imagine having a big piece of it in my ear or even just enough in there that it actually affects my hearing. That'd drive me mad very quickly. --- |
| Topic | Blind band to lead parade. In Florida. |
| pkmnlord 12/31/19 2:13:47 PM #4 | |
| Topic | Remember duckbear saying he wouldn't post clickbait in 2020? |
| pkmnlord 12/31/19 12:06:31 PM #6 | |
| Topic | They don't even offer 100Mbps internet anymore |
| pkmnlord 12/30/19 2:11:05 PM #13 | Buzz Killjoy posted... $70/month for gigabit Google Fiber.*shakes fist in jealousy* --- |
| Topic | Would you go to a BROTHEL in a FOREIGN COUNTRY where it is LEGAL?? |
| pkmnlord 12/30/19 1:06:03 PM #47 | RedWhiteBlue posted... I shouldn't have to pay a lot (ideally not at all) for a basic human need.Amen RedWhiteBlue posted... Condoms fucking suckSo do STDs and children --- |
| Topic | Imagine tanking Justin 'Bad Tiers' Wong seriously |
| pkmnlord 12/29/19 7:19:58 PM #4 | |
| Topic | Why is LA so full of shitty and rude drivers? |
| pkmnlord 12/28/19 2:55:41 PM #21 | |
| Topic | I hate most streamers |
| pkmnlord 12/28/19 12:45:49 PM #20 | The only streamer worth watching is The Jaboody Show. Youtube OG, never compromises his comedy or integrity by becoming a complete douchebag. --- |
| Topic | Wife horrified after husband gets ugly tattoo of her snoring |
| pkmnlord 12/27/19 2:46:38 PM #25 | |
| Topic | Fuck/Marry/Kill: Doja Cat, Katy Perry and Taylor Swift. |
| pkmnlord 12/27/19 12:54:45 PM #15 | |
| Topic | Do you eat a typical breakfast everyday? |
| pkmnlord 12/27/19 12:36:29 PM #2 | I try to have a typical breakfast every day. Helps my day feel more complete. --- |
| Topic | Big Bikini Tits |
| pkmnlord 12/27/19 12:10:07 PM #32 | Uncle Boobs is the greatest uncle I never had. And topics like these make me wish I could see through clothing, even in a photo. --- |
| Topic | Who here has or had a german shepherd? |
| pkmnlord 12/26/19 2:06:51 PM #20 | darkprince45 posted... idk dude. When our shepherd dies were gonna be a mess and only thing to help would be another puppy shepherdTbf, I'm not upset that people do that sort of thing. If it's gonna help you cope then by all means go ahead. I just can't do it myself though. --- |
| Topic | Playing Mario Odyssey for the first time |
| pkmnlord 12/26/19 1:48:25 PM #7 | Antifar posted... Huh, I must've forgotten thatYeah, in Sunshine you had to get as far in each stage to the shine mission that required chasing down imposter Mario in order to unlock Corona Mountain IIRC --- |
| Topic | Who here has or had a german shepherd? |
| pkmnlord 12/26/19 1:45:25 PM #15 | I had a purebred for a good part of my preteen to adult years. Best dog I ever had, though admittedly I wasn't totally prepared to take care of him for the long run and I hate myself for being neglectful a few times later on in his life. He passed away two years ago and I still haven't gotten around to wanting to get a new dog. Just fills me with jealousy, sadness, and anger when I see other people enjoying their not dead dogs or just immediately replacing their recently deceased dogs. --- |
| Topic | "People don't deserve to make 15+ an hour" |
| pkmnlord 12/26/19 12:35:09 PM #28 | Veggeta_MAX posted... You can't honestly believe you should make a decent living stocking Walmart or selling games at GameStop do you?Why the fuck not? Everyone's got a role to fill and they still gotta fucking live too. Either pay people more or start putting limitations on population so there's less competition for opportunities if you people are so stuck on this "work hard and move up in life" shit. --- |
| Topic | Sonic cake face strikes again. |
| pkmnlord 12/26/19 6:04:26 AM #29 | When ya girl twerking over your face and she gets hit with that Montezuma's Revenge. --- |
| Topic | No Google Fiber at my new apartments... Gotta have Spectrum |
| pkmnlord 12/24/19 4:03:36 PM #6 | Fiber was like, the best idea Google had ever and these cock sucking money grubbing POS ISPs didn't like that. Amusingly, I started getting mail from CenturyLink a few months ago advertising their own fiber internet service, but I ain't getting fooled by that. --- |
| Topic | Name one problem that hot sauce doesn't fix... |
| pkmnlord 12/23/19 1:51:27 AM #12 | |
| Topic | Viral: Logan Paul says he will release GAY SEX TAPE if he receives 100k tweets! |
| pkmnlord 12/23/19 12:33:03 AM #14 | Scotty_Rogers posted... boomer*literally a millennial* Are we really at this point now? Just using boomer to insult people who dislike something that's popular? --- |
| Topic | Viral: Logan Paul says he will release GAY SEX TAPE if he receives 100k tweets! |
| pkmnlord 12/23/19 12:04:19 AM #2 | I'll never understand how nobody's killed the Paul brothers yet. Awful, completely worthless human beings. --- |
| Topic | Santa is going out of business because of abortion |
| pkmnlord 12/22/19 11:19:41 AM #8 | Someone should walk up and shove his ass off that walker and replace his sign with one that says "Santa can't get up because he's a fat phony" --- |
| Topic | Woman: Men are so easy to fuck, it's actually disgusting. |
| pkmnlord 12/22/19 2:53:27 AM #15 | Women are so difficult to fuck, it's actually disgusting. On EVERYTHING, you can go up to any woman you find attractive and ask her if she wants to fuck and she can just reject you right then and there. Obstreperous ass hussies. --- |
| Topic | Took laxatives earlier (milk of magnesia) |
| pkmnlord 12/21/19 1:57:17 AM #18 | I hear sugar free Haribo gummy bears will also make your dormant dookie pull the emergency eject out ya ass --- |
| Topic | Canada requires a certain % of radio music to be Canadia music. |
| pkmnlord 12/21/19 1:48:07 AM #4 | |
| Topic | Will America be the next victim of low birthrates |
| pkmnlord 12/20/19 10:18:07 AM #3 | |
| Topic | ASMR PrOn is real |
| pkmnlord 12/20/19 10:11:21 AM #2 | Yeah but tbh most of it's not all that great. The main attraction is seeing the chick naked/mostly naked. The actual ASMR stuff is barely even that. Most of the time it's just more of the licking/slobbering/mouth sounds crap but dialed up to eleven and with some fake moans thrown in to make it sexual. --- |
| Topic | Do y'all freak out about your parents and grandparents eventually dying |
| pkmnlord 12/20/19 1:19:09 AM #19 | Yeah, the latter end of last year and the beginning of this year really smacked me with some reality. My grandfather passed in late December, and then my father whom I haven't seen or spoken to in 14 years passed two months later. As far as my grandma's concerned, I can't tell when she'll go but I have a feeling it's gonna be sooner than I think. I've never seen her in such a constant somber mood since my grandfather passed, and my mom tells me she still cries like it happened yesterday whenever she's around her. And as for my mom, well she's actually in quite good health. She's a bit older than most people's parents in my age group (I'm 27, my mom's 63), so that's really my main hangup. Even though I thought my mom's older age would mean she's gonna be gone before most other people's parents, I've noticed over the past couple of years a lot of other friend's parents either dying or at worst, being diagnosed with cancer or something. All I know is when my mom does eventually pass, I will never be ready for it. Whether it happens tomorrow or if she stays around until I'm in my 50's, I simply will NOT be able to deal with it. If I'm even able to make it long enough to be there for her services, I know I won't be around for much longer than that. Cannot imagine living in a world without her voice and guidance. Nobody will ever show me the kind of love and caring my mom does. --- |
| Topic | CE should I get Pokémon Sword or Shield? |
| pkmnlord 12/19/19 2:18:19 PM #10 | wackyteen posted... that sounds like the whole exclusives list tbhNot completely, but those are what I'd consider the dealbreakers for most people. There's a handful more that I didn't mention, but they're mostly just singular pokemon or version exclusive G-max raid pokemon. See for yourself: https://serebii.net/swordshield/exclusives.shtml --- |
| Topic | CE should I get Pokémon Sword or Shield? |
| pkmnlord 12/19/19 11:11:26 AM #7 | Shield's got better version exclusives IMO Only pokemon I miss that are available in Sword are Farfetch'd/Sirfetch'd, Scrafty line, Hydreigon line, Kommo-o line, Stonjourner, Darmanitan line, and Flapple. And the gyms really don't matter as much, unless you'd rather fight against Ghost/Ice in Shield as opposed to Fighting/Rock in Sword. --- |
| Topic | Sesame Street could be a real trip sometimes. |
| pkmnlord 12/19/19 1:12:17 AM #6 | Have you seen some of the Sesame Street themed videos up on Vanity Fair's Youtube channel (yes I know, but hear me out)? They're very bizarre. There's one where Elmo narrates his typical daily agenda, Big Bird takes a fucking lie detector test in another one. Very odd stuff lol --- |
| Topic | What fourth move should I give this Mawile in Ruby? |
| pkmnlord 12/18/19 4:08:41 PM #3 | |
| Topic | The mcdonalds coffee lawsuit still makes me mad to this day. |
| pkmnlord 12/18/19 10:54:15 AM #7 | |
| Topic | Playstation store |
| pkmnlord 12/17/19 7:26:18 PM #3 | Yeah even the 360's old marketplace has better selection than PS4 PS-Store. Expect to see pretty much the same huge handful of shovelware crap be put on sale every time a sale goes on (though nowhere near as bad as Switch's e-shop). --- |
| Topic | Smoking cigarettes should be illegal |
| pkmnlord 12/17/19 3:52:13 AM #47 | Funkydog posted... Just like this post caused harm to others from the loss of brain cells due to its sheer stupidity?How can you lose what you already have none of? --- |
| Topic | Smoking cigarettes should be illegal |
| pkmnlord 12/16/19 11:51:07 AM #36 | Funkydog posted... Smoking causes harm to others though.So does being fat. It causes visual harm because other people have to look at you. --- |
| Topic | I honestly think prostitution should be legalized |
| pkmnlord 12/15/19 2:48:32 PM #6 | It absolutely should be legalized. Sure it won't make already lonely dudes understand women more, but at the very least if you want to get that nut but you suck at courting chicks, you can just pay and get that fabled nut. To deny someone an quick and easy fuck is just insulting. --- |
| Topic | Kanye West's children are Saint West, Psalm West, North West, Chicago West |
| pkmnlord 12/14/19 1:50:03 PM #29 | Fenrimis posted... I genuinely didnt know he had more than 1 kidIIRC his first two kids were actually birthed by Kim. I think the most recent two were birthed from another woman because Kim's got vagina problems that would cause even more problems if she were to try and continue carrying any more babies. --- |
| Topic | Did you witness Edge and Litas live sex celebration? |
| pkmnlord 12/13/19 3:09:13 PM #11 | Zack_Attackv1 posted... Yes, Lita's breast was quite the treat.Yeah, glorious half second before the camera fades to another viewpoint --- |
| Topic | Might be getting fired because I DID MY JOB. |
| pkmnlord 12/13/19 3:08:27 PM #36 | |
| Topic | SEKIRO wins Game of the Year. Shocking! |
| pkmnlord 12/13/19 3:06:12 PM #10 | |
| Topic | Does Nostalgia Critic still do that homeless man caricature |
| pkmnlord 12/12/19 2:56:53 AM #4 | CHAAAAANGE? YA GOT CHAAAANGE? Aw come on help a guy out here will ya? CHANGE! --- |
| Topic | what if your sex life had yearly wrap ups like Spotify Unwrapped? |
| pkmnlord 12/11/19 3:31:45 PM #17 | |
| Topic | How jelly are you that Ghost of Tsushima is a Sony exclusive? |
| pkmnlord 12/10/19 2:44:14 PM #14 | I got this game and Sekiro mixed up so many times. In fact I thought Sekiro WAS this game and thought it was weird how FromSoftware would be cool with Sony's goofy ass introduction performance of that dude on the bamboo flute for their game reveal at E3 --- |
| Topic | Bro, do you even ASMR? |
| pkmnlord 12/10/19 2:30:37 AM #20 | Medical exam roleplays are generally the only ones I can take seriously because IMO it just works the best. Salon/barber/spa roleplays are sometimes decent and sometimes a disaster. I will never understand the appeal of tongue fucking the mic. Too many sloppy, poppy, smacky, slurpy sounds. --- |
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