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Topic	Outdoor showers are the tits!
slimjimfizzle 08/14/19 2:44:29 PM #12	Lost_All_Senses posted... I love outdoor golden showers on my tits Damn right I do --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	Outdoor showers are the tits!
slimjimfizzle 08/14/19 2:29:33 PM #7	NeonOctopus posted... I want to get squirted in my ass Oh now you do. Where was that enthusiasm when we were dating --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	Steve King wonders if there would be any population left if not for rape...
slimjimfizzle 08/14/19 2:23:51 PM #13	Machete posted... Saying something that stupid to try and make a point about abortion is about as dumb as shoving a dildo up your ass to trigger liberals. TIL the prostate is liberal --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	My 23 year old goldfish died :(
slimjimfizzle 08/14/19 11:43:03 AM #42	DevsBro posted... Dude. Take that poor thing for a walk --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	Got an "I miss you" text a month after being dumped
slimjimfizzle 08/14/19 3:17:07 AM #6	Did she really end the text with Fuck off --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	What are they planning to do with Uranus?
slimjimfizzle 08/14/19 2:55:54 AM #13	brestugo posted... They're thinking about changing the name to Urectum. Uranus jokes are getting silly. I vote for Assphincter --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	So why are most of you still up this late?
slimjimfizzle 08/14/19 2:41:58 AM #26	Itachi157 posted... I try to be in bed before/around midnight when I have work the next day. It's 11:38 so I have maybe like ten more minutes or so. Really got the mods working overtime ._. --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	Former minister charged with molestation.
slimjimfizzle 08/14/19 2:39:13 AM #17	BalanceLost posted... The ChristDems were displeased but had to swallow it Just like my first night in prison --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	Todd and Julie Chrisley from TV show, Chrisley knows best have been indicted on
slimjimfizzle 08/14/19 2:31:08 AM #4	Mr_Karate_II posted... tax evasion charges... https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/08/13/entertainment/todd-chrisley-julie-chrisley-indicted/index.html Kinda funny really. Tax evasion isn't funny Todd --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	So why are most of you still up this late?
slimjimfizzle 08/14/19 2:11:27 AM #12	Cause it's only 11:10 here. And I don't go back to work until 1:30 tomorrow afternoon --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	"If you can eat meat, then I can smoke cigarettes"
slimjimfizzle 08/14/19 2:04:46 AM #9	If you can fuck my sister, then I can sleep with your father --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	Let's Eat Grandma is so good
slimjimfizzle 08/14/19 1:58:44 AM #3	Grandma loves me more I ate her so good --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	Have you ever gone "under the knife" before?
slimjimfizzle 08/14/19 1:26:06 AM #28	DirkDiggles posted... Yes, many times. To treat my lymphoma. To insert a pacemaker To install am LVAD Heart transplant My god man --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	Motel outside Area 51 is BOOKED SOLID as 2 MILLION People Arrive on Sept.20!!
slimjimfizzle 08/14/19 1:17:00 AM #3	But is the motel hot? --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	It's only a joke photo!!!!!
slimjimfizzle 08/13/19 11:30:49 PM #11	inloveanddeath0 posted... MrK3V posted... those cute baby cheeks are just full of smoke And disdain Don't forget the nicotine --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	My 23 year old goldfish died :(
slimjimfizzle 08/13/19 10:24:41 PM #22	DevsBro posted... I had a pair of goldfish I got when I was in kindergarten. One day they disappeared, and I assumed they died and my parents didn't want to tell me. When I was in like 6th grade, I discovered that only one died and they gave the other to my grandmother, and it was still alive. He lived until I was in my 20's. I think it was around the time I got married, at 23, that he died. Da fuck. Did they have to put the other fish in witness protection? --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	Would be cool if HBO didn't jerk itself off for 1:40 before programs
slimjimfizzle 08/13/19 10:21:43 PM #5	NinjaWarrior455 posted... How else are they going to get people to stick around now that GOT is gone? Bring back real sex and that one hooker documentary --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	My 23 year old goldfish died :(
slimjimfizzle 08/13/19 9:42:22 PM #17	OctilIery posted... Jiek_Fafn posted... I hate to break it to you man but your mom was probably just buying a new goldfish and replacing it every time one died. She didn't want to crush you because she loves you. Yes she was regularly finding near foot long goldfish to replace it. Makes sense. My mom was quite adept at finding foot longs ._. --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	Why do some people masturbate their animals?
slimjimfizzle 08/13/19 8:33:12 PM #22	<_< --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	I bought a 6 dollar knock off of Polo Black for the hell of of it
slimjimfizzle 08/13/19 5:28:30 PM #2	Holy crap you have a wife --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	How many 40z a day is too much?
slimjimfizzle 08/13/19 5:01:36 PM #10	I can usually put down 4 40s a night of hurricane --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	Just got a check for $11,000
slimjimfizzle 08/13/19 4:57:07 PM #36	Zurkon posted... If you need ideas I would recommend getting a smoker I offer my wife --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	Report claims Megan Markle and Prince Harry no longer invited to dinner parties
slimjimfizzle 08/13/19 3:37:25 PM #36	hockeybub89 posted... slimjimfizzle posted... darkphoenix181 posted... To avoid sounding too "common" or American, the first rule is that "placement" must be pronounced the French way which involves emphasizing each of the three syllables. What's the French way plah say mon? Hon hon hon --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	Rabb.it is no more :(
slimjimfizzle 08/13/19 2:59:40 PM #3	Some times I can hear my mom use her rabbit --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	Hypothetical: Your daughter is dating a sentient blob from another dimension.
slimjimfizzle 08/13/19 2:57:09 PM #4	Well my daughter's boyfriend is a fat blob as it is --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	Report claims Megan Markle and Prince Harry no longer invited to dinner parties
slimjimfizzle 08/13/19 2:53:53 PM #20	darkphoenix181 posted... To avoid sounding too "common" or American, the first rule is that "placement" must be pronounced the French way which involves emphasizing each of the three syllables. What's the French way --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	Why do some people masturbate their animals?
slimjimfizzle 08/13/19 3:31:24 AM #14	--- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	Remember 9/11?
slimjimfizzle 08/13/19 3:09:44 AM #10	I buried my heart at wounded knee --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	Isn't using soap unnatural since our ancestors never used it
slimjimfizzle 08/13/19 3:04:40 AM #8	Meganekko posted... I wouldn't want to live in a society where everyone literally smells like ass all day I would --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	Look CE. I'd really like to help you out but
slimjimfizzle 08/13/19 2:57:42 AM #8	Parappa09 posted... i see what ur sayin But I'm gonna Bounce cause I have nothing to Gain at All from this --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	Remember when they assassinated the journalist investigating the Panama Papers?
slimjimfizzle 08/12/19 2:43:14 PM #4	These all powerful lizards really screwed the pooch by not killing that reporter down in Florida that brought this out into the open. --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	What's worse? Child molesters or baby killers?
slimjimfizzle 08/12/19 5:08:40 AM #9	Cranie posted... Depends on why the baby needed to die. Could have been for humanitarian reasons, no such excuse for molesting. What that baby planning on doing that we got to put him down for humanitarian reasons? I'm all for it if the baby was carnage incarnate and he was still weak enough to be put down easily --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	Something hard just suddenly landed on the roof of my RV with a loud scream.
slimjimfizzle 08/12/19 2:47:52 AM #48	Lunar_Savage posted... Hopefully, TC is safe and sleeping or something... When he wakes up how will we know it's really him and not the evil goat demon that sucked out his soul. Ignore the talking chickens --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	CNN is so silly: "Trump is Impeaching Himself"
slimjimfizzle 08/12/19 2:32:11 AM #12	BruceWayneJr posted... You can thank Nancy Pelosi for introducing that bullshit into the lexicon. Nancy Pelosi invented clickbate --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	Something hard just suddenly landed on the roof of my RV with a loud scream.
slimjimfizzle 08/12/19 2:29:05 AM #45	Well shit --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	Is Doug Dimmadome dead?
slimjimfizzle 08/12/19 1:44:22 AM #6	_Rinku_ posted... Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome? He was to dang Dimmadome young to die --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	Something hard just suddenly landed on the roof of my RV with a loud scream.
slimjimfizzle 08/11/19 11:26:20 PM #19	YellowSUV posted... Chicken posted... It was one of the chickens. Were adapting. Holy shit, they can talk. Holy shit, a talking yellow SUV --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	A baby turtle got crushed in my driveway
slimjimfizzle 08/11/19 1:03:21 PM #3	You mean like his spirits got crushed right. Right He always dreamed of going to yale but he read the rejection letter in the driveway You mean that kinda crushed --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	What's the worst thing you've ever done?
slimjimfizzle 08/11/19 12:50:57 PM #18	--- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	Moral Dilemma: Hyper Advanced Aliens turn up but they are massive bigots.
slimjimfizzle 08/11/19 5:56:57 AM #9	UnfairRepresent posted... No You disgust them :( But I'm a real swell guy --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	Moral Dilemma: Hyper Advanced Aliens turn up but they are massive bigots.
slimjimfizzle 08/11/19 5:44:02 AM #6	Can I have sex with the racist alien even though I'm not a white respectable male --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	If UnfairRepresent was the 2020 Democratic Candidate who would you vote for?
slimjimfizzle 08/11/19 5:40:51 AM #4	What's your opinion on Toblerone and human orifices --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	Name one object in this photo
slimjimfizzle 08/11/19 5:29:10 AM #10	Santa --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	Why are alot of conspiracies coming true?
slimjimfizzle 08/10/19 8:21:50 PM #13	FrozenXylophone posted... slimjimfizzle posted... FrozenXylophone posted... "Only way to make it to the top in hollywood as a woman is to sleep with big wigs" Harvey Weinstein. Enough said. From the very beginning of Hollywood women were nothing but a hole to the bigwigs. This is nothing new It wasn't believed or they would have got jail sentences like they did now that it was believed. It has nothing to do with being believed. They had all the power. Shut your mouth and spread your legs or no more movies. Hell look at Judy Garland --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	Why are alot of conspiracies coming true?
slimjimfizzle 08/10/19 8:12:41 PM #7	FrozenXylophone posted... "Only way to make it to the top in hollywood as a woman is to sleep with big wigs" Harvey Weinstein. Enough said. From the very beginning of Hollywood women were nothing but a hole to the bigwigs. This is nothing new --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	"I don't believe there is some crazy conspiracy to kill Epstein."
slimjimfizzle 08/10/19 8:00:04 PM #18	FrozenXylophone posted... Serious Cat posted... FrozenXylophone posted... Doe posted... Fam_Fam posted... they werent trying to get Epstein's charge thrown out, they were trying to conceal their own involvement. And having Epstein not charged is way less eyebrow raising than assassinating him in prison How would he not be charged? By instead of involving an entire prison system in a vast murder conspiracy, simply get one prosecutor to buy off on not charging him. Whole prison system? You just pay 1 guy, the warden and he tells Epstein to suicide and throws him a rope. That is alot easier than months long court battle and investigations and interviews. Or get convicted and they hire a couple guys to go whitey bulger in his ass On his ass --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	Did the Clinton family have anything to do with the death of Epstein?
slimjimfizzle 08/10/19 7:41:38 PM #37	Rexdragon125 posted... Dunsworthy posted... Where is the choice for hes not actually dead and his powerful friends helped fake his death? I've seen this one too. The photos of his corpse don't match his living photos. The profile of his nose and ears are different Why waste the time and resources to pull this off. He is the one that got them under more scrutiny. He's better off dead to them. For being all powerful these lizards really do suck at it --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
Topic	Jeffrey Epstein commits suicide
slimjimfizzle 08/10/19 3:03:12 PM #213	Ok I have a question. These people have all the power and ability to murder someone to keep a secret. Why did they let that reporter down in Florida do some digging and bring it all back out into the open? Do they only have this power when there power is threatened cause it seems it would have been easier to kill the reporter from the start. --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
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