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TopicITT I post thick women
spanky1
01/10/20 12:53:08 PM
#463
What do we do once we reach 500? How will we go on with our lives? :(
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TopicITT I post thick women
spanky1
01/07/20 2:08:10 PM
#439
I like it when they pose and it looks like their leg is a renaissance festival turkey leg
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TopicYour reaction: You discover your daughter is dating Sheeva.
spanky1
01/02/20 12:29:23 PM
#32
Lost_All_Senses posted...


If you got no friends and gotta deal with the A.I. partner. Awesome co-op and the the one where Mercenaries really came together

The ai is great if you just give her the sniper rifle and nothing else
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TopicI think literally no one will understand sarcasm within the next decade...
spanky1
12/31/19 2:33:10 PM
#9
I've been seeing a lot of people saying they were being sarcastic, but they werent. I legit think people are slowly changing the definition of sarcasm to mean "being funny". This is mostly happening on facebook.
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TopicIs tool worth seeing live?
spanky1
12/31/19 11:54:16 AM
#25
voldothegr8 posted...
You're not going to see them preform, you're going to watch some psychedelic shit on screens and laser lights while they preform in the background.

Only Maynards in the back because that's how he is. The three instrumentalists are up front and clearly visible.

To TC, if you're a fan of the band and their music, it would be worth it, and if you're not a fan, it would not be worth it.

Also, the audience is definitely on the older side, so yeah they're gonna be low key compared to a more traditional metal show.
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TopicStarting The Witcher 3. Advice?
spanky1
12/30/19 2:58:38 PM
#6
MC_BatCommander posted...
Don't forget steel sword for humans and silver sword for monsters. New players often use the wrong sword and can't figure out why their damage is bad.

Don't neglect oils and potions, super useful.

Also Gary should automatically pull out the correct sword. You shouldn't ever have to actually use left or right on the pad unless he glitches out.
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TopicStarting The Witcher 3. Advice?
spanky1
12/30/19 2:57:31 PM
#5
Get quen alternate sign mode as a priority. It let's you hold down the r2 button, and any hits you get heal you. Its essential to survive longer tougher fights.

Other than that sign powers in general are all great. Aard in particular. I've had fights where I knock down 4 or 5 guys at once, and just walk up and finish off each one. Igni is good too for stunning large groups of guys.
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Topic$10k or go back in time 10 years from today?
spanky1
12/30/19 2:53:03 PM
#21
I'd like how you could get super rich and stuff, but for some reason these going back in time scenarios always seem really depressing to me. Not because I lived a horrible past ten years or anything, but because I'm really happy now amd I enjoy the people around me. I feel like if I did things differently I may not be in as good a place after all.
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TopicWould you allow Gina Carano to dominate you sexually?
spanky1
12/30/19 12:04:49 PM
#25
All day long.

And i actually prefer her current thick amazon form. B)
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TopicLets post flaws of a game board.
spanky1
12/30/19 12:01:03 PM
#8
garlic powder posted...
Clue: Master Detective: You have to walk THRU some other rooms to get to another area and waste a turn pretending like you want to be in that first room.

I, too, initially misread the topic title.
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TopicAnd the best waifu of 2019 iiiiiiiisssss
spanky1
12/30/19 11:54:06 AM
#18
TopicAnd the best waifu of 2019 iiiiiiiisssss
spanky1
12/30/19 12:49:39 AM
#14
TopicHow can I convince a friend that they don't need to be attractive to be happy?
spanky1
12/29/19 7:23:24 PM
#95
I wonder how the responses in this topic would have gone if the sexes were male in OP. >_>
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TopicWow, People most be loving the Witcher Netflix series.
spanky1
12/27/19 7:40:56 PM
#16
Abiz_ posted...

Naw, fuck that. Let Bethesda have that lame shit. Their is 100s of non-personality main character wrpg games. Rather not go that route.

Well I mean...they ARE doing that with Cyberpunk, so. >_>
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TopicWow, People most be loving the Witcher Netflix series.
spanky1
12/27/19 6:41:15 PM
#14
The next Witcher game should be a create your own character game.
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TopicMy dog is regal as fuck
spanky1
12/27/19 4:49:42 PM
#8
Only on ce do you get multiple posts of hating on a cute doggie.
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Topicare the furries gonna masturbate to Cats (the movie)?
spanky1
12/27/19 4:44:18 PM
#13
Not a furry but I was kinda checkin out the Taylor swift cat because it looks like they amplified her boobs.
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TopicSo Triss' actress isn't black?
spanky1
12/27/19 4:42:48 PM
#16
Oh and the only criticism of the actress I've seen from fans is that shes not right for the part because of acting reasons, and its true as far as I can tell. Not because she doesnt look right, but because she doesnt play Triss well.

Like if you on the sub reddits for the show, they'll say they love the actress for yen, but dont like the one for triss. So it has nothing to do with pure looks, but acting.
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TopicSo Triss' actress isn't black?
spanky1
12/27/19 4:40:25 PM
#15
I just got done reading the chapter where her hair is described.

Its chestnut tinged with gold.
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TopicMy dog is regal as fuck
spanky1
12/27/19 4:34:00 PM
#5
TopicKate Beckinsale is 46 yet looks hotter than 20 year olds
spanky1
12/27/19 4:33:25 PM
#14
If you've seen a lot of interviews with her it's no surprise she would date a guy like Pete. She is hilarious and bizarre and a truly wierd woman. She brings two man horse costumes around while traveling and finds people to wear them.
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TopicFavorite/least disliked video game movie
spanky1
12/27/19 2:53:08 PM
#18
The worst is Assassins Creed. Just awful in every way.
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TopicFinally saw new star wars. What were the leaks that everyone freaked out over?
spanky1
12/27/19 11:22:45 AM
#3
CyricZ posted...
I never looked at the leaks either, but I assume Palpatine is Rey's grandfather was a big one.

Oh well I mean that is a development, but why is that so bad? I guess I just dont get the outrage.
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TopicLets see what Rebecca Black is up to shall we?
spanky1
12/27/19 11:21:42 AM
#22
TopicFinally saw new star wars. What were the leaks that everyone freaked out over?
spanky1
12/27/19 11:20:09 AM
#1
Spoilers for rise of Skywalker in this topic!

All i ever heard before release was the likes of "oh god, the leaks are true! This is gonna be awful!"

I kept waiting for something dumb to happen like time travel or something, but that never happened. I mean, Palpatine is back, of course, but that much was known from the trailers. What the hell were people freaking out over?
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TopicMeanwhile in Japan...
spanky1
12/27/19 11:11:22 AM
#5
Oldin posted...



Let me explain, the boy on your right is Shimura Shinpachi from an anime called Gintama. The girl on your left is actually an illusion of a an edible monster that has a running joke at least 2-3 times. Normally Shin-chan would played the straight-man narrator over the course of the series joke. But with the introduction of this bug demon worm ladies the roles was shift to kagura and/gin-san.

That...didnt really explain. >_>
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TopicITT I post thick women
spanky1
12/26/19 3:25:14 PM
#394
That Brianna amor competes with the similarly thick white blonde girl for best in topic.
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TopicTime Magazine's 10 best video games of the decade
spanky1
12/20/19 4:08:20 PM
#2
TopicYou're the passenger in your girlfriend's car. She pulls in to get gas.
spanky1
12/20/19 3:53:39 PM
#15
Man, the results and posts in this topic are fascinating.

In my facebook singles group, based in Houston, Texas, USA, they are all about this stuff. If this poll was presented to them itd be like 99% man pumping. It's like a huge fucking deal to these guys. The women too. And they dont just do it for girlfriends, but any women, like if it's just a friend or sister or something, the man pumps.

One guy even made a post about how he wanted to throat punch a guy he saw sitting inside a car while the girl pumped, and dudes in the thread were like right on bro, I'd want to throat punch him also. And the women are all in on it too. They expect men to do all that old school chivalry stuff.

Its fascinating how cultures can be so different even in the same country.
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TopicHow Christmasy are you feeling, on a scale of 1 - 10?
spanky1
12/20/19 1:25:34 PM
#2
TopicYou're the passenger in your girlfriend's car. She pulls in to get gas.
spanky1
12/20/19 1:24:58 PM
#7
MarqueeSeries posted...
Is there some disability preventing her from pumping her own gas? If not then I don't see why I would

Its regarded as a gentlemanly thing to do, like opening a car door or pulling out a chair for women
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TopicYou're the passenger in your girlfriend's car. She pulls in to get gas.
spanky1
12/20/19 1:20:33 PM
#1
Do you sit in the car while she pumps? Or do you get out and pump?


Notes:

This isn't about of who actually pays. That's a different issue altogether. This is about the physical act of pumping.

Also if you dont have a girlfriend pretend you do. Use your imagination.
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TopicWhen's the last time you got a computer virus?
spanky1
12/20/19 12:20:24 PM
#4
Ages.

Ah, fond memories of little baby spanky looking at unsafe porn cites and freaking out when hundreds of popups suddenly appeared one after another.
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TopicWould anyone even care if they reopened LUE?
spanky1
12/20/19 1:15:41 AM
#14
TopicWould anyone even care if they reopened LUE?
spanky1
12/20/19 1:10:45 AM
#12
I'd care. It's an internet anomaly. Opening it up would take away its uniqueness.
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TopicChris Nolan's Tenet trailer.
spanky1
12/20/19 1:09:03 AM
#19
TopicWhat weird proportions this chick has
spanky1
12/19/19 5:46:57 PM
#18
TopicAgree or disagree: r/games > r/gaming
spanky1
12/19/19 4:26:21 PM
#2
Of course. Gaming is for memes and games is for discussion.
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TopicDo you fucks wit it: egg drop soup
spanky1
12/19/19 4:23:43 PM
#3
Most of the time I love it. Sometimes it is indeed funky.
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TopicWho is Maya? Why is JK Rowling canceled? Why is she talking about sex?
spanky1
12/19/19 3:17:37 PM
#122
I'm still confused as to what the trans official take is on the concept of sex and gender being two different things. Do they believe that or do they think they're one in the same?
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TopicGina Carano should have been Wonder Woman.
spanky1
12/19/19 3:00:55 PM
#30
ZevLoveDOOM posted...
isnt that Gina chick the one from Deadpool who made that badass landing and fought Colossus? Lol

Yep. And her titty fell out.

I first new her as the undefeated American Gladiator, though. I think she holds the record for most lopsided challenge in the entire show. They only ever had her do one event, the one where you literally fight with those doubled ended weapons on the platform. So it was literally a line of normie women attempting to beat a professional fighter ina fight and Gina never lost.
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TopicGina Carano should have been Wonder Woman.
spanky1
12/19/19 2:14:28 PM
#25
Just out of curiosity I did a quick google to find out Gal has 2 inches on Gina, and Gina has about 20 lbs on Gal.

Stats. :3
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TopicChilis seems like a restaurant that was purposefully designed to be
spanky1
12/19/19 2:11:32 PM
#3
viewmaster_pi posted...
now i want ribs, thanks a lot

I want my baby back baby back baby back
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TopicGina Carano should have been Wonder Woman.
spanky1
12/19/19 2:10:39 PM
#24
lolife67 posted...
Bad actress and she's not nearly attractive enough.

Not even joking, I would legit pick Gina over Gal. I like my women beefy. :3

RchHomieQuanChi posted...


Maybe not, but Gal has a lot more charm and likability onscreen, which was enough for most people.

This is actually a legit concept. It's kinda like Arnold. Hes not a great actor, but hes charming and likeable, so people love watching him. Gal pulls that off, but not Gina imo. Shes just stiff.
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TopicChilis seems like a restaurant that was purposefully designed to be
spanky1
12/19/19 2:07:33 PM
#1
as unpleasant as possible. From the ugly decor, to the poor service, long wait times, overpriced food. And let's not forget those little table tablet things, the ones that never work, because when I think sit down restaurant, I think McDonalds style self checkout kiosk. Oh and also they have the most baffling, poorly designed menu ive ever seen.

my life is going too good so I have to find things to bitch about i am so sorry how are you?
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